Monologue: A Few of Republicans' Favorite Things | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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Comments: 805

  • Gregory Newell
    Gregory Newell 19 days ago

    Bombing while black 100% percent correct Sir.

    Love you Bill.

  • Rob Fritzenkotter
    Rob Fritzenkotter 1 month ago

    Uses the n word, apologizes, then makes excuses, then stand there. Fired.

  • pretty bullet
    pretty bullet 1 month ago

    There's nothing like a little bit of Bill Maher to help lighten up the day.

  • Jean Loup T
    Jean Loup T 2 months ago

    Yeah, Trump wiped Syria's air force... What will happen now ? Russia's air force will take over in Syria until Syria buy brand new air force from Russia with the money so needed to reconstruct the country.

    Well done Trump, you just provided a new customer to Russia's military industry. Bravo!!! So impressive.... Not...

  • Kathleen Krueger
    Kathleen Krueger 2 months ago

    Putin RUSSIAN gave more to "Hillary and Podestas" pocket over 35 MIllion dollars; who cares about a $35,000 Flynn might have gotten for a speech. Go grop yourself Mahr and Clinton's caltorus, your well-known puppeteer.

  • Lord Albrus
    Lord Albrus 2 months ago

    Bill, none of us believe you havent slept with Ann Coulter.

  • MIKE SEIDENBERG
    MIKE SEIDENBERG 2 months ago

    Bill, You and Trump have a lot in common when it comes to grabbing pussy. I remember the real you at the Playboy Mansion in your early days. Come to think of it you have a lot in common with all these people you mentioned in your monologue . I think your young audience should be educated about who they are watching. Careful KARMA is real.

  • Chuck Kennedy
    Chuck Kennedy 2 months ago

    Reince Penis

  • rancho grande
    rancho grande 2 months ago

    Hey Bill when are you and you celebrity friends leaving the US like you promised ?

  • nhoJJohnJohnGroovy
    nhoJJohnJohnGroovy 2 months ago

    Normally I don't think politically savvy celebrities should run for office. They wouldn't necessarily do that well. That said, the time would be right in 2020 - Bill Maher. Think about it. Trump really kicked-off his campaign when he started that birther crap against Obama, who is the yardstick Trump measures himself by, but can't compare to. Still, the SOB has his old job and is un-doing his work. It's Trump's revenge for what he sees as Obama humiliating him for having the nerve to make him admit Obama wasn't a Kenyan-born Muslim. Bill Maher humiliated Trump over the birther thing by goading him into actually going to court with his birth certificate to prove he wasn't the son of an orange-haired orangutan. He could get the last laugh. So, middle America wanted a celebrity in 2016? Bill Maher in 2020. They didn't like the PC stuff? Maher had a show called "Politically Incorrect". America wants legal weed? Bill Maher. They don't mind Trump's brashness and vulgarity? Bill Maher. He has tons of political connections and famous friends. He's sharp as a tack. He can appeal to the Right with his libertarian background. He would absolutely frazzle and destroy Trump in a debate. He sure knows how to be entertaining AND get a serious message across at the same time. Just try it for one term, Bill. Four or five years out of your life. Bill Maher 2020.

  • Kitty McPuss
    Kitty McPuss 3 months ago

    I'd lick that purse so good!

  • Kevin Daskal
    Kevin Daskal 3 months ago

    Maher: "I don't know what we're applauding, but okay"...
    even he is aware of the bigoted seals that make up most of his audience... But reducing Neil Gorsuch to just a "right wing asshole" and claiming his admission to the Supreme Court was due to "cheating" while claiming Hillary's email scandal is "just a Republican witch hunt" and that he's "bored" by Benghazi, goes to show the level of hypocrisy these disengenious cunts peddle in. And don't worry about ever sleeping with a Republican, cause as far as I'm concerned, liberals like Any Schumer and Lena Dunham are more suited for the likes of Maher... Maher keeps bitching about the party that was formed solely for abolishing​ slavery, while cheerleader the party that started a civil war to keep blacks in chains... Republicans like Rev. Martin Luther King and Frederick Douglass would be so proud of Democrats like Maher...

  • William L.
    William L. 3 months ago

    It's a good thing Syria hasn't bombed us for poisoning our children in Flint, Michigan or gassing our citizens in Standing Rock.

  • Dean Rockwell
    Dean Rockwell 3 months ago

    (((Bill Maher)))

  • Jayne Taylor
    Jayne Taylor 3 months ago

    l am so happy that racist Bill O'Reilly got his. Even though Fox News gave him a $25 million severance pay. That is more than the victims got. Be clear Bill O'Reilly didn't get fired for Sexual Harrassment Fox was okay with that. He got fired cause the sponsors pulled. Fox got hit in the pocket. The gas attack was a hoax. We funded the terrorists to do it. It was reported that Assad and Syria didn't even have chemical weapons. It was all a fake because Trump's numbers were low. Every time a republican's numbers run low they bomb shit. Also, Iran, Syria and North Korea do not have centralized banks. Now ask yourself why are we at war with them? The Rothschilds want to have centralized banking everywhere. Also, the oil. Follow the oil and greed and that is why we go to war. No matter who the prez is or which party they belong to they are mere puppets. The Rothschilds are the real bosses.

  • Arthur Carroll
    Arthur Carroll 3 months ago

    Maher you incredible hypocrite scum of the Earth! How dare you talk about O'Reilly you have had sex more times than a calculator could count up with woman because of your piles of coke, money or just being dumb enough to believe your empty lies! Hey Billy you still make your inner circle staff sign disclosure agreements? Asshole!

  • Kizmet Paradigm
    Kizmet Paradigm 3 months ago

    BILL FORGOT THAT HILLARY ENDORSED THE STRIKES 4 HOURS BEFORE THEY HAPPENED! HMMM? HIS VILLAGE IDIOT ROUTINE HAS GOTTEN OLD A DECADE AGO! RU

  • vasantha anand
    vasantha anand 3 months ago

    The end line about the brain is hilarious!

  • kgs42
    kgs42 3 months ago

    Brilliant comedy technique .... really masterly.

  • Sebastian Villa
    Sebastian Villa 3 months ago

    Hey Bill! What about Ann Coulter?

  • Chester Micek
    Chester Micek 3 months ago

    I get my news from TYT, Michael Chey, & Trevor Noah because they are sober, well informed, and funny. Maher is old, stoned, and sad. His comedy is to Chey and Noah as Bush's, Rubio's, Cruz', political persona was to Trump's - not good enough.

  • Dan dan
    Dan dan 3 months ago +1

    "CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK" - Anyone on Youtube.

  • Aubrey Hunter
    Aubrey Hunter 3 months ago

    Bill. ....I love your show you tell it like it is.
    Trump, he was an embarrassment before he became President, so what do you expect?

    His entire administration is unqualified and that's
    Unbelievable! !!

  • Dumpknoedel
    Dumpknoedel 3 months ago +1

    I fucking hate republicans, but goddamn this guy is a douche

  • xxm.nqanxx
    xxm.nqanxx 3 months ago

    That kendall Jenner Pepsi joke though 😂😂😂 Yaaas

  • Murpaderp
    Murpaderp 3 months ago

    It really frustrates me that I can't compare other to Bill. He's smarter and better than every other talkshow host and idk who the hell could replace him.

    We need more Bill Mahers.

  • Joe Scotto
    Joe Scotto 3 months ago

    My Unconversion Testimony (Be alert for Satire!)

  • FyrFytr4444
    FyrFytr4444 3 months ago

    News flash: Maher doesn't give a shit about you. Maher cares only about money and fame, and he would happily shoot you in the face for a buck. He's an agent of the Soros-lead globalist totalitarian agenda. The Libs vs Cons adversarial structure is a smoke-screen to hide the true political battle - Globalists vs Nationalists. Trump is a Liberal Nationalist, Constitutionalist, and Independent who infiltrated the Republican party, to restore democracy and wealth to the United States. Assholes like Maher are paid to try to make Trump fail, make the constitution fail, and convince the weak-minded to submit to totalitarianism, Sharia Law, oppression, and disbandment of the constitution. I hope the awake among us, can help the millions of sheep who follow this asshole into evil.

  • Mspandaninja88
    Mspandaninja88 3 months ago

    take me Bill!!

  • Homini Lupus
    Homini Lupus 3 months ago

    Bill O'Reilley masturbating probably sounds a lot like a giraffe eating peanut butter.

  • Whistler 3002
    Whistler 3002 3 months ago

    the footage of the missiles being launched was pre-canned

  • Stevie Holland
    Stevie Holland 3 months ago

    I love Bill but Wtf?

  • Stevie Holland
    Stevie Holland 3 months ago +1

    Anyone else notice the Carlin joke he stole?

  • Mike Herron
    Mike Herron 3 months ago

    nobody even knows who this big nose geek is or what he says and hope he hasn't made a living being a comedian with a guy standing in the corner telling people when to laugh. blow your nose guy, you have a hanger or an aircraft!

    • Anthony Peterson
      Anthony Peterson 3 months ago

      Mike Herron Really? You have no idea who this guy is?


  • Bob Rolander
    Bob Rolander 3 months ago

    I feel so sorry right now for Bill Maher to have his name. I mean Bill Clinton, Bill Cosby, Bill O'Reilly...

  • Challenger revived Kh
    Challenger revived Kh 3 months ago

    18 U.S. Code § 2384 - Seditious conspiracy | US Law | LII / Legal ... Then think back to 2000-2008 and again when the second day in History that will burn in the butts of American .. November 2016,, the day America put NITWIT in office.. Shame since the PEOPLE can not start the impeachment of PRESIDENT and its who party OUT OF OFFICE, in fact remove their citizenship, put them on a boat and let them find an island unto their own where they cannot inflict any more STUPID on the Intelligent side of this mudball Earth...

  • Chianti19881
    Chianti19881 3 months ago

    The guy is a forest troll and would tell himself to fuck off if he looked in the mirror......

  • Gary Mak
    Gary Mak 3 months ago

    If the most violent bomb we can drop are F-bombs, there will finally be peace on Earth

  • Gary Mak
    Gary Mak 3 months ago

    You know, I think the world has become somewhat of a food fight: everyone is throwing the messiest food!

  • Tom Waznis
    Tom Waznis 3 months ago

    Yep. You got it.

  • Rudy H
    Rudy H 3 months ago

    we need to show this republicans we the people got the power wake up america and vote democrat

  • Rudy H
    Rudy H 3 months ago

    Russia owns the white house and the people who voted this lying clown are too stupid and are idiots for not even care if Russia is telling Americans what to do is real stupid keep voting republican you idiots and you will have to speak Russian idiots

  • Eric Andrusca
    Eric Andrusca 3 months ago

    From the Unholy Talmud
    A Gentile observing the Sabbath deserves death.
    A Gentile man is not a man but a savage.
    A Gentile does not deserve property or protections under law.
    The Gentile is a Savage.
    A Rabbi is allowed to rape a girl of 3 years of Age.
    Who is not happy that the Jewish faith is dead?

    • yo boychilli
      yo boychilli 3 months ago

      why is this relevant to this video?(atheist here)
      all religious books contain shit like this what matter is the behaviour of the people who follow this religion


  • John11121
    John11121 3 months ago

    85% of Syrians support assad. and under 15% support the jihadist groups. we are supporting the same groups that were killing our own soldiers in Iraq, and that were behind 9/11. any americans that want assad ousted are spitting on the graves of our own soldiers that died in Iraq! assad HELPED us when we were in Iraq and THIS is how we repay him. I couldn't be any more ashamed of my country.

  • Annie Saelee
    Annie Saelee 3 months ago

    I don't mind lol but lol

  • Annie Saelee
    Annie Saelee 3 months ago

    I don't mind lol but lol

  • Ken wilkinson
    Ken wilkinson 3 months ago +5

    Impeach Donald Hump & make America great again !! White House is full of douche bags !! SUCK IT HUMP !!

  • Hippie Skullsy
    Hippie Skullsy 3 months ago

    You should have ben shapiro on the show!

  • Marcus Sapir
    Marcus Sapir 3 months ago

    Bill Maher is lying. I'm pretty sure he's fucked Ann Coulter.

  • Ronnie Gonzalez
    Ronnie Gonzalez 3 months ago

    Bill is full of shit






    Clearly he is fucking Ann Coulter

  • thebestever475
    thebestever475 3 months ago +1

    FUCK CHRISTIANS!!!

  • richard3716
    richard3716 3 months ago

    obama droped thousands of bombs on syria

  • Norman Mcpherson
    Norman Mcpherson 3 months ago

    Be careful of the snares Bill. First it was BILL clinton, then BILL cosby, now BILL orielly. isnt your name BILL maher?

  • linke loetje
    linke loetje 3 months ago +1

    59 million taxpayer dollars blown away That's almost 20 weekends of golf.

  • Mr.steal yourgirl
    Mr.steal yourgirl 3 months ago

    obama bombed the shit out of yemen. why make a big deal about trump?

  • gaamatsu4dewin
    gaamatsu4dewin 3 months ago

    I thought he was just gonna end his sentence there.
    "I don't think I have ever had sex my entire life....."
    I was like..... there's no way he's still a virgin.

  • Ian Wall
    Ian Wall 3 months ago

    I don't believe you Maher when you say you have never fucked a republican...I mean what about Anne Coulter?

    • Ian Wall
      Ian Wall 2 months ago

      JUst want to KKKick them in the head till dead.


    • Ian Wall
      Ian Wall 2 months ago

      FUCK NO bud!!!,my point that you obviously misunderstood was that he seems too friendly with Hitlers dogs ghost (Coulter) to be comfortable for anybody other than people who dress in bed sheets and dance around burning crosses.


    • John Stevens
      John Stevens 2 months ago

      Ann Coulter possible transgender heck what about Dana Perino or Megan McCain or Sandra Smith and you want Ann Coulter?


  • mamafreaky
    mamafreaky 3 months ago +2

    I love you Bill maher

  • John Templar
    John Templar 3 months ago +2

    Republicans and Trump are disgrace and destroying the morality of Americans. Trump is just making the world less safe.

  • bobbi hanson
    bobbi hanson 3 months ago

    YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!! This video went out on a high note!!!

  • bobbi hanson
    bobbi hanson 3 months ago

    fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. BILL! RUN FOR PRESIDENT! or run from the president!

  • arti
    arti 3 months ago +11

    "Fox news sexual harassment hotline. What are you wearing?"

  • ungratefulmetalpansy
    ungratefulmetalpansy 3 months ago +7

    What woman would willingly fuck O'Reilly? He looks like Beavis.

    • Kathleen Krueger
      Kathleen Krueger 2 months ago

      He did F... anyone; he is just a pushy old man where you would file a Sexual harrasment just to get him to stop talking to you.


  • Dreggy 9
    Dreggy 9 3 months ago

    Thanks bill for a brain wash echo chamber

  • Rupert Giles
    Rupert Giles 3 months ago

    The DNC proved that cheating still works. Just ask Bernie.

  • RetroFilth
    RetroFilth 3 months ago

    Super fucking hawkish on this one, come on bill, oppose the intervention! What are you doing?

  • Rogue Pilot
    Rogue Pilot 3 months ago

    "I've never in my life had sex with a Republican". That's pretty impressive. If given the chance, I'd totally fuck the stupidity out of Ann Coulter.

  • Casimir
    Casimir 3 months ago

    O'reilly didn't do anything he just paid to keep them quiet because their lies were distracting him

  • Albert Green
    Albert Green 3 months ago

    Conservative here. I have to tell you that you people are actually so much fun to watch.

    You use: homophobia, racism, transphobia, xenophobia, hydrophobia in place of actual policy so much that you think it's policy. I really can't wait until the civil war when we put all of you down like you love to do your babies. It's not like you want the right to defend yourself or anything.

    Keep talking. We will just keep laughing. I love how the audience didn't know when to clap or not.

    You are all children.

  • Rocky Spitz
    Rocky Spitz 3 months ago

    Bill Maher and Al Franken should do each other in the a-- , liberal crybabies !!

  • thewildwanders
    thewildwanders 3 months ago

    Ann Coulter and Maher had great chemistry back on Politically Incorrect. I'd always assumed they had carnal knowledge as neither one of them seems hung up on their sexuality. Maybe the no Republicans joke was just a joke?

  • Jason Ferguson
    Jason Ferguson 3 months ago

    I still can't get over you idiots still supporting the GOP. Anti American a holes

  • MrRexQuando
    MrRexQuando 3 months ago

    First joke and lack of laughter followed up cover "I don't know what we are applauding" LOL Douche no one was laughing and 3 people were applauding. You are just an angry former pot dealer soul searching for purpose in life. How sad.

  • Ace Austin
    Ace Austin 3 months ago

    Fabulous quote: "I don’t think I have ever had sex in my entire life with a Republican. It’s too much work. I don’t mind fucking someone’s brains out – it’s fucking them in ... " LOL

  • D Mc
    D Mc 3 months ago

    I thought he fucked Ann Coulter. Maybe that's just an urban myth.

  • busstopbilly
    busstopbilly 3 months ago +2

    Thank God for Bill Maher.
    And I'm an aetheist...

  • Pakistan Corner
    Pakistan Corner 3 months ago +1

    lol same country firing tomahawks killed 300 civilians in one damn raid... chemical killed 83
    .

  • Radovan Bartošek
    Radovan Bartošek 3 months ago

    Not even Ann Coulter, Bill?

  • Harry Veras
    Harry Veras 3 months ago

    it's all for show , trump is trying to change the conversation.

  • logan griffin
    logan griffin 3 months ago

    bill going for that Eric Trump look or something?

  • Charlie Bravo
    Charlie Bravo 3 months ago

    the piranha women were Republicans

  • Alexander Korbin
    Alexander Korbin 3 months ago

    He's lying. Ann Coulter is republican.

  • MrSlicer2424
    MrSlicer2424 3 months ago

    Bill, please for the love of credibility, stop saying"clip" when referring to a gun " magazine".

  • Nobody From Nowhere
    Nobody From Nowhere 3 months ago

    What I am really waiting for is massive market crash. And if you allow this idiocy to continue after that well you deserve to be enslaved.

  • Malhavik72
    Malhavik72 3 months ago +1

    All u lib fags watching Bill Maur.....3rd rate comedian.....suck it down that Trump is now....ALL u libs can go suck a tranny cock!

  • BrianzXz
    BrianzXz 3 months ago

    You never fucked a Republican?! Wait Bill, Ann Coulter counts as a Republican, even tho she's a lesbian.

  • Mike Alcantara
    Mike Alcantara 3 months ago

    Trump - Russia thing is getting old. When will libs admit that was BS?

  • mrshiney2
    mrshiney2 3 months ago

    He is confusing Obamas stupidity with some racial bla bla bla.....

  • rick grimes
    rick grimes 3 months ago

    Hey Bill, Stupidity and Lying does not work...and that is why Democrats, inspite of complete control of the media, have Lost all power....and are a Dead party.

  • jonny0099
    jonny0099 3 months ago

    I get it...HAHA! but enough. now all this is becoming normalized.

  • Alexander Patrick
    Alexander Patrick 3 months ago +2

    Assad is not a Dictator. He's an elected President.

  • ЯunΣ Wreck'Em
    ЯunΣ Wreck'Em 3 months ago +5

    "I don't mind fucking someone's brains out.. but fucking them in?" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • William H Worglesbottom

    All this shit about republicans being pure evil is such horse shit, I'm a democrat and even I find it horribly unfair and unreasonable to not even listen to the other sides arguments. America has two major parties and in order to function, they need to not be constantly at each other's throats.

  • cuck police
    cuck police 3 months ago

    Trump did...nothing wrong

  • Dragan Kicanovic
    Dragan Kicanovic 3 months ago +1

    Lets see Bill Clinton ,Bill Cosby, Bill O'Reilly.I see a connection.

  • Jesse the Lawless
    Jesse the Lawless 3 months ago

    bill Cosby said 7 amateur hour

  • lozman67
    lozman67 3 months ago

    Less than half the missiles hit any target. It would have been more effective to fling them at Syria from a catapult. Unless that was the intention of course.

  • Cynthia Cheah
    Cynthia Cheah 3 months ago

    Bill Maher. You are now a must watch for me. Your knowledge is very good. You understand the issues and what you say makes good sense. what rump did to Syria is known as a surgical strike. The difference is that a surgical strike normally pinpoints a target so it goes out of commission. For example, you strike a central communication base in a town without killing anybody. In this case there was a 48 hour pre warning to Russia so everybody is evacuated and then they bomb the runway which is operational in less than 24 hours. He just spent US $60 million to just demonstrate that he can do it. No meaning whatsoever except to distract from the Russia issue and to make you think that he is striking a Russian ally without doing any harm.

  • Nima Subra
    Nima Subra 3 months ago +1

    LIES we have no evidence Assad used chemical weapons, neoliberal war mongering propaganda and BILL MAHER IS COMPLICIT #Tulsi2020 #Bernie2020

  • yeneva1983
    yeneva1983 3 months ago

    sending Kendall Jenner with a can of pepsi!!!! hahahaha

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