How to Wash a Goddamn Dish


  • Added:  5 months ago
  • Don't worry--washing one dish is so easy there is literally no reason not to do it, you entitled piece of sh*t.

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    CAST
    Mike Trapp

    CREW
    Director - Ryan Anthony Martin
    Writer - Mike Trapp
    Producer - Shane Crown
    Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
    Director of Photography - Luc Delamare
    1st AC - Huan Manton
    2nd AC/DIT - Logan Fulton
    Gaffer - Vince Valentin
    Key Grip - Andy Fronczak
    HMU - Denise Valentine
    Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter for BoTown Sound
    President of Original Content - Sam Reich
    Vice President of Production - Spencer Griffin
    Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks
    Supervising Producer- Alex Edge
    Production Legal - Karen Segall
    Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
    Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
    Production Intern - Emily Ellis
    Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
    Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
    Licensing and Programming Coordinator - Theodora Hart
    Editor - Ryan Anthony Martin
    Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
    Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Ryan Kelly
    Assistant Editor - Spencer Kombol
  • Video CategoriesComedy
  • Runtime: 1:52
  • Tags for this video:  Collegehumor  CH originals  comedy  sketch comedy  internet  humor  funny  sketch  roommates  dish  

Comments: 1 305

  • Thodoris Methamphetamine

    😂😂😂😂

  • R3d H3rring
    R3d H3rring 12 hours ago

    This is actually the best Ch video

  • Nicole Barajas
    Nicole Barajas 1 day ago +1

    Sponges actually can become pretty dirty and useless over time, since they're damp and porous enough to grow lots of bacteria. The best tool for washing goddamn dishes is typically a small rag/dish towel, which dries more easily, is less porous, and can be washed with laundry after use.

  • deoyx
    deoyx 3 days ago

    sending this video to my past self. get your shit together you deadweight

  • Francis Aiello
    Francis Aiello 3 days ago

    It's ironic how I'm watching this video while procrastinating washing dishes.

  • Bryan Velez
    Bryan Velez 3 days ago

    Hahaha this is too funny. Street cred to mike trapp!

  • Bryce Evans
    Bryce Evans 4 days ago

    Is it bad I actually have to send this to an olDER FUCKING PERSON don't answer already know thank you CH for saying what I'm to polite to say

  • Mama MOB
    Mama MOB 5 days ago

    This makes me wish I had a roommate and that they wouldn't wash the fucking dishes.

  • MibMoot
    MibMoot 5 days ago

    Sent this to everyone on my contacts.

  • Dominick Ravelli
    Dominick Ravelli 5 days ago

    THIS IS SO MY ROOM MATE I came home from work last night come up and he was cuddling his girlfriend on the couch.. Again.

  • Jocelyn
    Jocelyn 8 days ago +1

    I send my roommate this fucking daily sometimes

  • Frozen Deity
    Frozen Deity 12 days ago

    Man I would love to just punch my roommate. There is a long list of things he's shit at

  • falcore91
    falcore91 12 days ago

    Can I share this video with myself?

  • Blockster 909
    Blockster 909 15 days ago

    Mmmmm not as good as how2basic

  • Leichtdog Burgerstein
    Leichtdog Burgerstein 16 days ago

    This is the only good video on college humor without Adam connover

  • nic saunders
    nic saunders 16 days ago

    I just realised there's an illuminati symbol in every vid

  • Random stuff with Michael

    But it's hhhhhhaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrd

    • FaceChase Gamer
      FaceChase Gamer 19 days ago

      Random stuff with Michael should i give this vid to my mom?


  • Mark Keith
    Mark Keith 21 day ago

    Take a dump and wash a dish. No reason you can't get two things done at once. Can be helpful if you're in a hurry since you're hosting a dinner party.

  • Beastleviath
    Beastleviath 22 days ago

    I always have a hard time lunch starts filling up, the Faucet doesn't get everything correctly and there's no room to move things around

  • April Orange
    April Orange 26 days ago

    Lmao let the roommate feuding begin

  • Dj Group
    Dj Group 27 days ago

    Ah, James from the Ood1scout could have used this

  • Lovisa Bäckström
    Lovisa Bäckström 27 days ago

    I wish I had a roommate so I could send this to them

  • Andre Tellez
    Andre Tellez 28 days ago

    488 Brads felt attacked by this passive aggressive white supremacist that can afford dish washing

  • Phan Nguyen
    Phan Nguyen 28 days ago

    So... What if the roomates bf/gf comes over, cook it, feed you and then left it in the sink? Should you be grateful or should you be like, "go get your own kitchen?"

  • Bucketiod
    Bucketiod 29 days ago

    I CHIME IN WITH A HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF WASHING A GODDAMN DISH, NO, IT MUCH BETTER TO WASH THESE KINDS OF THINGS BEFORE IT ALL PILES UP

  • SerenityM16
    SerenityM16 29 days ago

    What's terrible is I am actually horrible at washing dishes, somehow they always end up with fucking grease on them when I'm done, even when I wasn't eating anything greasy, even with water that is scalding hot, even with decent soap. (This is why a dishwasher is a must-have when I move)

  • HxC kid
    HxC kid 1 month ago

    Mike is still funny after all these years, keep up the good work!

  • Andrew Dittenber
    Andrew Dittenber 1 month ago

    does he have a cereal machine in the background?

  • Annika Berg
    Annika Berg 1 month ago

    This is amazing

  • Jacob Preston
    Jacob Preston 1 month ago

    totally sharing this video 😅😅 😂

  • HolaSoyAlejandro
    HolaSoyAlejandro 1 month ago

    so its the same as to wash a normal dish

  • Adam Langley
    Adam Langley 1 month ago

    funniest ch ever

  • Ethanman j
    Ethanman j 1 month ago

    This: After all of Gordon Ramsay's Cooking classes

  • Reno Li
    Reno Li 1 month ago

    I swear some people actually need this video in their life

  • Dan Pilkington
    Dan Pilkington 1 month ago

    Better idea how about get a dishwasher

  • KA M1st
    KA M1st 1 month ago

    Mike Trapp is the best cast member at College Humor!!

  • Nate_Soul
    Nate_Soul 1 month ago

    Brad sent me this video

  • Jacob Theobald
    Jacob Theobald 1 month ago

    MAKE MORE VIDEOS LIKE THIS

  • Roe Rott
    Roe Rott 1 month ago

    Thank you for the SUPER helpful tutorial, collegehumor! I never thought YOU guys of ALL THE PEOPLE, helped me so much!

  • Ana Logstic
    Ana Logstic 1 month ago

    Really tempted to send this to my dad, he leaves all the house work to my mom and she's stressed af

  • standing here
    standing here 1 month ago

    i like when they put the illllllluminuminati thing

  • CupcakeCult93 CupcakeCult93

    This video seems like something my family would send me... fucking savage roflmao

  • CupcakeCult93 CupcakeCult93

    Oh god this is rich

  • Sinbad K.
    Sinbad K. 1 month ago

    Mike Trapp is being passive agreesive

  • Flippy
    Flippy 1 month ago

    I have a machine...

  • Gamerpedia15
    Gamerpedia15 1 month ago

    At the end he said my name!!

  • a bar of soap
    a bar of soap 1 month ago

    instructions unclear, the dish is stuck up my ass.

  • Carys Dawn Gomez-Jones

    I know how to wash a goddamn dish, but what I really want to learn about closing a goddamn door . . .

  • ThisIsJoel
    ThisIsJoel 1 month ago

    did anyone else see the illuminati on the soap

  • Comedicartist Rez
    Comedicartist Rez 1 month ago

    They should make the video on how to talk to some one like an adult.

  • Michael Flack
    Michael Flack 1 month ago

    Passive aggressive... Passive aggressive everywhere you look :-)

  • Vineet0k
    Vineet0k 1 month ago

    The trick is to own a single pieces of cutlery.

  • Hj Sudiasih
    Hj Sudiasih 1 month ago

    wow there are a bad word

  • Amatsu Kami Mikaboshi
    Amatsu Kami Mikaboshi 1 month ago

    but what if I am a manic pixie girl!?

  • Carlos Jaramillo
    Carlos Jaramillo 1 month ago

    I'd chime in with a haven't you people ever heard of cleaning the goddam dishes

  • Bloody Rose
    Bloody Rose 1 month ago

    I'm watching this for myself ;-; very much needed though, my good sir.

  • jason prevo
    jason prevo 2 months ago

    O almost got in a fistfight one time with my roommate over this shit....

  • Benadryl Carrotstick
    Benadryl Carrotstick 2 months ago

    how have i never seen this it was posted in january what

  • Ryan Reynolds
    Ryan Reynolds 2 months ago

    Just get paper plates...

  • Pega Lexi
    Pega Lexi 2 months ago

    I sent this to my mom and I got in trouble :(

  • max rex
    max rex 2 months ago

    I read it like this at first : How to Wash a Goddamn Fish

  • Veronica Chavez
    Veronica Chavez 2 months ago

    I like looking for the Illuminati symbols

  • SpringoStar
    SpringoStar 2 months ago

    OMG... This is brilliant! haha! :D

  • Lex_Ka
    Lex_Ka 2 months ago

    I missread the title, was looking for tutorial on how to wash my fish, dissapointed..

  • MTG Micheal
    MTG Micheal 2 months ago

    ILLUMINATI!

  • Agent Hitler FBI
    Agent Hitler FBI 2 months ago

    swearing alot = funny?

  • Xavier Mannsberger-Tetreault

    This hit's a little to close to home

  • Stranded73
    Stranded73 2 months ago

    😂 I ❤ Mike!

  • Our Worlds
    Our Worlds 2 months ago

    make that "passive aggressive" video please

  • Ida B
    Ida B 2 months ago

    ILLUUMMMINATTII

  • Lauren Dixon
    Lauren Dixon 2 months ago

    so close to sending this video to my roommate until that last part!

  • Monster commenter
    Monster commenter 2 months ago

    I had a roommate that refused to wash dishes or clean up after herself (I swear she was the most disgusting female on the planet); anyway, she loved to take baths and I had an idea! I put all of her dirty dishes in the tub (a shit load) and ran a bath with lots of bubbles on top to conceal the dishes lol when she got back home I told her that I ran her a bath do she could relax after a long day at work (sitting on her ass) and when she got in she hit the roof! it was epic. She moved out the next week and took her filth elsewhere. Bitches can be just as disgusting as dudes.

  • Fahmi Meiwardhani
    Fahmi Meiwardhani 3 months ago

    what have I just watched..

  • Raz.
    Raz. 3 months ago

    He sounds like Negan from TWD 😂😂😂

  • Myla Izaman
    Myla Izaman 3 months ago

    I love Trap.

  • jfrader
    jfrader 3 months ago

    sounds like a personal rant, love it

  • Hansolo 123
    Hansolo 123 3 months ago

    illuminati soap!

  • Alicia Murphy
    Alicia Murphy 3 months ago

    I once went out of town to visit my folks, and my roommate's dirty dishes were piled up on the counter when I left.
    I come back three days later, and not only are the dishes still there, but the kitchen is swarming with flies.

  • Ellanor Kinasch
    Ellanor Kinasch 3 months ago

    Okay so Im just about to send this to my housemate.... Wish me luck kids.

  • Cheesycurve 54
    Cheesycurve 54 3 months ago

    Im gonna die

  • veghead05
    veghead05 3 months ago

    savage

  • Jasmine Wadsworth
    Jasmine Wadsworth 3 months ago

    I'm curious about how the pitch was shared.
    "HEY, MAYBE WE SHOULD MAKE SOMETHING ABOUT WASHING DISHES." (glares pointedly)

  • George Schlaline
    George Schlaline 3 months ago

    fat dill hole

  • R Scott
    R Scott 3 months ago

    The soap

  • Blythe Westchild
    Blythe Westchild 3 months ago

    more of these please

  • Rolling Redneck
    Rolling Redneck 3 months ago

    if you have a girlfriend or a wife, why would you need to wash your own dishes?

  • Anthony M
    Anthony M 3 months ago +1

    showed it to my brother he is angry

  • Christopher Chiusa
    Christopher Chiusa 3 months ago

    His inflection sounds like that bad mouth Grandma cooking show?

  • Goku 4
    Goku 4 3 months ago

    This is godamn vid!😂

  • Linka Tutty
    Linka Tutty 3 months ago

    not going to lie, i thought this was a panic! reference for a second buT WHATEVER

  • Shiney Luna
    Shiney Luna 3 months ago

    I almost killed my mom showing her this XD

  • RED, not BLU, Festivgineer

    I think CollegeHumor is coming back guys this is fucking hilarious

  • Richey Stanley
    Richey Stanley 3 months ago

    "Magic'd". First time I've hear that one.

  • Shawn Sirevicius
    Shawn Sirevicius 4 months ago

    Wow 666K views

  • Neon
    Neon 4 months ago

    666k views

  • Smogfog
    Smogfog 4 months ago

    666 views

  • usuallydead
    usuallydead 4 months ago

    I sent this video to myself because I live alone.

  • Brutalocalypse
    Brutalocalypse 4 months ago

    This is great

  • Thomas Toledo
    Thomas Toledo 4 months ago

    Brad's gonna hate me for this

  • Mr. Beaver
    Mr. Beaver 4 months ago

    THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, ANTHONY.

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