How to Wash a Goddamn Dish

  • Added:  6 months ago
  • Don't worry--washing one dish is so easy there is literally no reason not to do it, you entitled piece of sh*t.

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    CAST
    Mike Trapp

    CREW
    Director - Ryan Anthony Martin
    Writer - Mike Trapp
    Producer - Shane Crown
    Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
    Director of Photography - Luc Delamare
    1st AC - Huan Manton
    2nd AC/DIT - Logan Fulton
    Gaffer - Vince Valentin
    Key Grip - Andy Fronczak
    HMU - Denise Valentine
    Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter for BoTown Sound
    President of Original Content - Sam Reich
    Vice President of Production - Spencer Griffin
    Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks
    Supervising Producer- Alex Edge
    Production Legal - Karen Segall
    Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
    Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
    Production Intern - Emily Ellis
    Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
    Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
    Licensing and Programming Coordinator - Theodora Hart
    Editor - Ryan Anthony Martin
    Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
    Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Ryan Kelly
    Assistant Editor - Spencer Kombol
  • ComedyComedy
  • Runtime: 1:52
  • Collegehumor  CH originals  comedy  sketch comedy  internet  humor  funny  sketch  roommates  dish  

Comments: 1 351

  • grace putnam
    grace putnam Day ago

    How to close a God Damn door

  • OriginalDarkMew
    OriginalDarkMew 2 days ago

    More videos like this please it was too funny

  • Kate Ma
    Kate Ma 4 days ago

    Whoa Mike has really lost a lot of weight

  • Camryn Faucette
    Camryn Faucette 7 days ago +1

    Where do you buy that illuminati soap

  • stxrfish
    stxrfish 9 days ago

    I don't have anyone to send this to because I'm the person who doesnt wash the goddamn dishes

  • topazvulpix113
    topazvulpix113 10 days ago

    where's "how go take out the Goddamn trash" lol

  • Albena Petkova
    Albena Petkova 10 days ago

    I have to send that to myself. ....

  • Ricardo alves
    Ricardo alves 11 days ago

    Dishwasher: what is my porpose
    Washing goddam dishes
    Dishwasher: Oh my God

  • dirtTdude
    dirtTdude 11 days ago

    best way to get out of doing the dishes is the same technique you use to get out of doing inventory at work.... Do a really shitty super terrible job. of course, you have to do a really good job at everything else but it works great.

  • Undead_Kitten269
    Undead_Kitten269 11 days ago

    Sent this to my roommate.

  • will rice
    will rice 12 days ago

    But what if I want to wash a regular dish, not one of those goddamn dishes

  • Lock3
    Lock3 13 days ago

    My roommates use 2 pans, 1 pot a skillet and several plates and cups a day...i eat at the college cafe or at work yet its my fault their dishes arent done

  • DUNCLES MCMOTHERFUCKINGDIDDLES

    USE. PAPER. PLATES

  • NJOverclocked
    NJOverclocked 14 days ago

    I have a dish washer and still wash by hand. Whats the point if you have to pre rinse anyway? It's just extra time and wasted water

  • Nasty Miss Jackson
    Nasty Miss Jackson 14 days ago

    That was not passive aggressive at all. lol

  • Celena Nowak
    Celena Nowak 16 days ago

    My roommate send me this Brad

  • Jabberwocky Draco
    Jabberwocky Draco 16 days ago

    Instructions unclear, city block flooded.

  • PetiteLisa
    PetiteLisa 18 days ago

    Finally got a dishwasher last year and I love having it. Instead of cleaning pans, pots, plates and cutlery by hand just put it in a machine. Only run it about once a week! I love it and I am forever spoiled.

  • Oliver Marks
    Oliver Marks 19 days ago

    accurate

  • Erika Juarez
    Erika Juarez 21 day ago

    Illuminati dish soap

  • Twenty one Crybabies
    Twenty one Crybabies 22 days ago

    what about closing a goddamn door?

  • Idk Idk
    Idk Idk 22 days ago

    ILLUMANTI SOAP

  • W9e0e2e3e4pizza NC Compilations

    I thought it said fish... Which honestly would have been funnier.

  • Mugen Mugay
    Mugen Mugay 23 days ago +3

    I subscribed just to unsubscribe

  • darexinfinity
    darexinfinity 24 days ago

    Where can I find "How to talk to someone like an Adult instead of sending them Passive-Aggressive Videos"

  • William Eaton
    William Eaton 25 days ago

    Is it just me or is there an illuminati symbol on the soap dispensor?

  • Thodoris Methamphetamine

    😂😂😂😂

  • R3d H3rring
    R3d H3rring 26 days ago

    This is actually the best Ch video

  • Nicole Barajas
    Nicole Barajas 27 days ago +1

    Sponges actually can become pretty dirty and useless over time, since they're damp and porous enough to grow lots of bacteria. The best tool for washing goddamn dishes is typically a small rag/dish towel, which dries more easily, is less porous, and can be washed with laundry after use.

  • deoyx
    deoyx 29 days ago

    sending this video to my past self. get your shit together you deadweight

  • Francis Aiello
    Francis Aiello 29 days ago

    It's ironic how I'm watching this video while procrastinating washing dishes.

  • Bryan Velez
    Bryan Velez 29 days ago

    Hahaha this is too funny. Street cred to mike trapp!

  • Bryce Evans
    Bryce Evans Month ago

    Is it bad I actually have to send this to an olDER FUCKING PERSON don't answer already know thank you CH for saying what I'm to polite to say

  • Mama MOB
    Mama MOB Month ago

    This makes me wish I had a roommate and that they wouldn't wash the fucking dishes.

  • MibMoot
    MibMoot Month ago

    Sent this to everyone on my contacts.

  • Dominick Ravelli
    Dominick Ravelli Month ago

    THIS IS SO MY ROOM MATE I came home from work last night come up and he was cuddling his girlfriend on the couch.. Again.

  • Jocelyn
    Jocelyn Month ago +1

    I send my roommate this fucking daily sometimes

  • Frozen Deity
    Frozen Deity Month ago

    Man I would love to just punch my roommate. There is a long list of things he's shit at

  • falcore91
    falcore91 Month ago

    Can I share this video with myself?

  • Blockster 909
    Blockster 909 Month ago

    Mmmmm not as good as how2basic

  • Leichtdog Burgerstein

    This is the only good video on college humor without Adam connover

  • nic saunders
    nic saunders Month ago

    I just realised there's an illuminati symbol in every vid

  • Random stuff with Michael

    But it's hhhhhhaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrd

    • FaceChase Gamer
      FaceChase Gamer Month ago

      Random stuff with Michael should i give this vid to my mom?


  • Mark Keith
    Mark Keith Month ago

    Take a dump and wash a dish. No reason you can't get two things done at once. Can be helpful if you're in a hurry since you're hosting a dinner party.

  • Beastleviath
    Beastleviath Month ago

    I always have a hard time lunch starts filling up, the Faucet doesn't get everything correctly and there's no room to move things around

  • April Orange
    April Orange Month ago

    Lmao let the roommate feuding begin

  • Dj Group
    Dj Group Month ago

    Ah, James from the Ood1scout could have used this

  • Lovisa Bäckström
    Lovisa Bäckström Month ago

    I wish I had a roommate so I could send this to them

  • Andre Tellez
    Andre Tellez Month ago

    488 Brads felt attacked by this passive aggressive white supremacist that can afford dish washing

  • Phan Nguyen
    Phan Nguyen Month ago

    So... What if the roomates bf/gf comes over, cook it, feed you and then left it in the sink? Should you be grateful or should you be like, "go get your own kitchen?"

  • Cupcake Destroya
    Cupcake Destroya Month ago

    I CHIME IN WITH A HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF WASHING A GODDAMN DISH, NO, IT MUCH BETTER TO WASH THESE KINDS OF THINGS BEFORE IT ALL PILES UP

  • SerenityM16
    SerenityM16 Month ago

    What's terrible is I am actually horrible at washing dishes, somehow they always end up with fucking grease on them when I'm done, even when I wasn't eating anything greasy, even with water that is scalding hot, even with decent soap. (This is why a dishwasher is a must-have when I move)

  • HxC kid
    HxC kid Month ago

    Mike is still funny after all these years, keep up the good work!

  • Andrew Dittenber
    Andrew Dittenber Month ago

    does he have a cereal machine in the background?

  • Annika Berg
    Annika Berg Month ago

    This is amazing

  • Jacob Preston
    Jacob Preston 2 months ago

    totally sharing this video 😅😅 😂

  • HolaSoyAlejandro
    HolaSoyAlejandro 2 months ago

    so its the same as to wash a normal dish

  • Adam Langley
    Adam Langley 2 months ago

    funniest ch ever

  • Ethanman j
    Ethanman j 2 months ago

    This: After all of Gordon Ramsay's Cooking classes

  • Reno 0
    Reno 0 2 months ago

    I swear some people actually need this video in their life

  • Dan Pilkington
    Dan Pilkington 2 months ago

    Better idea how about get a dishwasher

  • KA M1st
    KA M1st 2 months ago

    Mike Trapp is the best cast member at College Humor!!

  • Nate_Soul
    Nate_Soul 2 months ago

    Brad sent me this video

  • Jacob Theobald
    Jacob Theobald 2 months ago

    MAKE MORE VIDEOS LIKE THIS

  • Roe Rott
    Roe Rott 2 months ago

    Thank you for the SUPER helpful tutorial, collegehumor! I never thought YOU guys of ALL THE PEOPLE, helped me so much!

  • Ana Logstic
    Ana Logstic 2 months ago

    Really tempted to send this to my dad, he leaves all the house work to my mom and she's stressed af

  • standing here
    standing here 2 months ago

    i like when they put the illllllluminuminati thing

  • CupcakeCult93 CupcakeCult93

    This video seems like something my family would send me... fucking savage roflmao

  • CupcakeCult93 CupcakeCult93

    Oh god this is rich

  • Sinbad K.
    Sinbad K. 2 months ago

    Mike Trapp is being passive agreesive

  • Flippy
    Flippy 2 months ago

    I have a machine...

  • Gamerpedia15
    Gamerpedia15 2 months ago

    At the end he said my name!!

  • a bar of soap
    a bar of soap 2 months ago

    instructions unclear, the dish is stuck up my ass.

  • Carys Dawn Gomez-Jones
    Carys Dawn Gomez-Jones 2 months ago

    I know how to wash a goddamn dish, but what I really want to learn about closing a goddamn door . . .

  • ThisIsJoel
    ThisIsJoel 2 months ago

    did anyone else see the illuminati on the soap

  • Comedicartist Rez
    Comedicartist Rez 2 months ago

    They should make the video on how to talk to some one like an adult.

  • Michael Flack
    Michael Flack 2 months ago

    Passive aggressive... Passive aggressive everywhere you look :-)

  • Vineet0k
    Vineet0k 2 months ago

    The trick is to own a single pieces of cutlery.

  • Hj Sudiasih
    Hj Sudiasih 2 months ago

    wow there are a bad word

  • Amatsu Kami Mikaboshi
    Amatsu Kami Mikaboshi 2 months ago

    but what if I am a manic pixie girl!?

  • Carlos Jaramillo
    Carlos Jaramillo 2 months ago

    I'd chime in with a haven't you people ever heard of cleaning the goddam dishes

  • Bloody Rose
    Bloody Rose 2 months ago

    I'm watching this for myself ;-; very much needed though, my good sir.

  • jason prevo
    jason prevo 2 months ago

    O almost got in a fistfight one time with my roommate over this shit....

  • Benadryl Carrotstick
    Benadryl Carrotstick 3 months ago

    how have i never seen this it was posted in january what

  • Ryan Reynolds
    Ryan Reynolds 3 months ago

    Just get paper plates...

  • Pega Lexi
    Pega Lexi 3 months ago

    I sent this to my mom and I got in trouble :(

  • max rex
    max rex 3 months ago

    I read it like this at first : How to Wash a Goddamn Fish

  • Veronica Chavez
    Veronica Chavez 3 months ago

    I like looking for the Illuminati symbols

  • SpringoStar
    SpringoStar 3 months ago

    OMG... This is brilliant! haha! :D

  • Lex_Ka
    Lex_Ka 3 months ago

    I missread the title, was looking for tutorial on how to wash my fish, dissapointed..

  • MTG Micheal
    MTG Micheal 3 months ago

    ILLUMINATI!

  • Agent Hitler FBI
    Agent Hitler FBI 3 months ago

    swearing alot = funny?

  • Xavier Mannsberger-Tetreault

    This hit's a little to close to home

  • Stranded73
    Stranded73 3 months ago

    😂 I ❤ Mike!

  • Our Worlds
    Our Worlds 3 months ago

    make that "passive aggressive" video please

  • Ida B
    Ida B 3 months ago

    ILLUUMMMINATTII

  • Lauren Dixon
    Lauren Dixon 3 months ago

    so close to sending this video to my roommate until that last part!

  • Monster commenter
    Monster commenter 3 months ago

    I had a roommate that refused to wash dishes or clean up after herself (I swear she was the most disgusting female on the planet); anyway, she loved to take baths and I had an idea! I put all of her dirty dishes in the tub (a shit load) and ran a bath with lots of bubbles on top to conceal the dishes lol when she got back home I told her that I ran her a bath do she could relax after a long day at work (sitting on her ass) and when she got in she hit the roof! it was epic. She moved out the next week and took her filth elsewhere. Bitches can be just as disgusting as dudes.

  • Fahmi Meiwardhani
    Fahmi Meiwardhani 3 months ago

    what have I just watched..

  • Raz.
    Raz. 3 months ago

    He sounds like Negan from TWD 😂😂😂

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