Why Were Battle Droids So Dumb? Star Wars Explained

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  • George Lucas
    George Lucas 2 months ago +1213

    Jedi cut them down like butter

    • legoBuilder1999
      legoBuilder1999 Month ago

      Lord Todd Howard stop 😑like I said I take Star Wars very seriously


    • Lord Todd Howard
      Lord Todd Howard Month ago

      I can't believe it's not butter! Introducing Droid Butter! Brought to you by the Jedi Co.


    • Jovanni Lopez
      Jovanni Lopez 2 months ago

      George Lucas thats because they are made of butter


    • legoBuilder1999
      legoBuilder1999 2 months ago

      George Lucas can you prove your the real George Lucas I have the original versions of the original trilogy on DVD the ones from 1977 1980 and 1983


    • GS-Asriel-Dr6mr
      GS-Asriel-Dr6mr 2 months ago

      Jedi also get easily distracted by them, like a cat and a laser pointer


  • steam train ty
    steam train ty Day ago

    The same would happen the same with jar jar.

  • Connor Hunter
    Connor Hunter 2 days ago

    well.. they dont have brains.. or bones.. or skin..

  • Russell Sales
    Russell Sales 3 days ago

    2:29 WTF IS THAT THING?!

  • 謎思特異
    謎思特異 5 days ago

    What happened to the battle droids after clone wars?

  • Grant Overman
    Grant Overman 6 days ago

    palpatine is a cheep man

  • Jay Bruce
    Jay Bruce 14 days ago

    You get what you pay for

  • Cooper Ondersma
    Cooper Ondersma 20 days ago

    even one jar-jar is too many

  • Ryan Smith
    Ryan Smith 27 days ago

    2:46 - 2:57

  • Pro Pastrami
    Pro Pastrami Month ago

    Imagine this a a command and conquer game. It could be like halo wars but with clone wars.

  • William Palmer
    William Palmer Month ago

    They're not listening and they think they have time.

  • cyber doctor
    cyber doctor Month ago

    now if the empire or separatists cloned jar jar into an army no one in the galaxy would gave that much courage to fight them

  • iReiGN xx
    iReiGN xx Month ago

    Jar Jar wouldn't be scary even if there were a million of them coming at you.
    Traumatic experience? Sure.
    Terrifying? No.

  • Toryu-Mau
    Toryu-Mau Month ago

    My word, a legion of one million Jarjars?!
    Not even his own mother could put up with such incompetence!
    ... It Would be hilarious to see how they end up destroying themselves though.

  • 2 D
    2 D Month ago

    if i saw a million jar jars running at me i would shoot my self

  • Generic dude B
    Generic dude B Month ago

    funny thing is that computer softwares are dumb, computer are dumb machines programed by a even dumber person. thats an old I.T. statement

  • Kelnx
    Kelnx Month ago

    Interesting analogy comparing them to ants.

    I highly suggest the radio play put on by Escape! in the 1940s called "Leningen vs the Ants" starring William Conrad (it is available on YouTube).

    And if you want a full fleshed out movie version of the story, look up the 1950s film "The Naked Jungle" starring Charlton Heston.

    Personally I prefer the radio show. It's shorter and William Conrad is awesome.

  • Vypazcute
    Vypazcute Month ago

    OH GAWD NOOOOO! ONE MILLION JAR JAR'S XDXDXD I CANNOT CONTROL MYSELF ANYMORE I DIE IN LAUGHTER!!!!!!

  • Kyle Purdom
    Kyle Purdom Month ago

    what is your outro music? it's beautiful

  • Tyler O'Neill
    Tyler O'Neill Month ago

    1 jar jar is enough to doom the universe

  • Kid
    Kid Month ago

    They have a rusty brain, scan and program cuz the droids we're created in geonosis..

  • Young BZ
    Young BZ Month ago

    Jar Jar was an insane bombad General so 1,000,000 of him would screw any army.

  • Quik Brix
    Quik Brix Month ago

    Why were battle droids so dumb? Cause they had bad motivators xD

  • NAJ Twirtlaw
    NAJ Twirtlaw Month ago

    What if the empire won the battle of yaven

    • Cooper Ondersma
      Cooper Ondersma 20 days ago

      the empire would still have been destroyed later on. Yavin was the death throes of the empire so even if they won they would still die out and events would happen similarly to how they originally happened


  • Therapy's dead
    Therapy's dead Month ago

    so, droids basically did the red army thing.

  • Bran Karlsson
    Bran Karlsson Month ago

    ill take 1 million battle druids thank you very much

  • geoff wuerl
    geoff wuerl Month ago

    Very similar to how stalin saw his soldiers in World War 2. Shear numbers and not crazy new technology

  • Darth Siberius
    Darth Siberius Month ago

    I never realised B-1 and OOM were different. Hell I didn't even know there was an OOM droid, I though they were all B-1s.

  • Pickle Rick
    Pickle Rick Month ago +1

    So they're just like soviets in ww2 :DDDDDDDDD

  • ryan brandt
    ryan brandt Month ago

    1 million jar jars??? One jar jar was bad enough

  • heuler
    heuler Month ago

    What I find to be really abyssmal is the humanization the droids underwent in the media. It was understandable that the battle droids only followed basic patterns in the movies due to being massproduced, but what I can not understand at all is why they show traits of human emotion/make jokes/flat out ignore orders in the clone wars tv show and act even goofier (I get that they prbly were turned into an even more commical relief due to the show being aimed at kids, but if so don´t cannonize a show that not only ruined one of the best star wars characters but also only lives on stupid gags).

  • B1 Battledroid
    B1 Battledroid Month ago

    THIS IS FALSE! STOP THIS PROPAGANDA OR YOU WILL BE ARRESTED!

  • Shravya Shravas
    Shravya Shravas 2 months ago

    why did they not use them after the clone wars

  • John Reeves
    John Reeves 2 months ago

    What if Clone Troopers Fought with StormTroopers

  • John Reeves
    John Reeves 2 months ago

    What if Obi-Wan-Kenobi killed Darth Sidious

  • xNeurotic here
    xNeurotic here 2 months ago

    I was expecting ear rape on the millions of jar jar part

  • OfficerMarmalade
    OfficerMarmalade 2 months ago

    I loved the death sound of droids in the original battlefront 2. "eh" "ah" So monotone and short, just like their intelligence!

  • Fidoe Kicker
    Fidoe Kicker 2 months ago

    lol i love the ending with Jar Jar Binks

  • Minarus Infernus
    Minarus Infernus 2 months ago

    "But what about JarJars?"
    [INCOHERENT VIOLENT SCREAMING]

  • Traveel
    Traveel 2 months ago

    What if there where 1 million jar jars?

  • skyler harrington
    skyler harrington 2 months ago

    a million jar jar would make me crap myself. hes likely to make a building fall on your head by accident imagine a million. they would be more destructive than the death star. BY ACCIDENT!

  • Landon 247
    Landon 247 2 months ago

    Why did they make Droid commandos

  • Trenton Humrighouse
    Trenton Humrighouse 2 months ago

    Replace b1 battle droids with a hole bunch jar jars and now you roll the Galaxy with the most annoying arm

  • Tony Ten
    Tony Ten 2 months ago

    I figured that that might have been why [regular] Battledroids were always so dumb...
    btw, keep up the good work.

  • Logan Gillian
    Logan Gillian 2 months ago

    2:27 you even lift bro?

  • Phoenix Pyrope
    Phoenix Pyrope 2 months ago

    ZERG RUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Ryouzanki Zeldar
    Ryouzanki Zeldar 2 months ago

    I think the droid were just made stupid to make us laugh because mass production of a stupid IA is the same of mass producting a more advanced one. Only the base research is expensive and it would definitly be worth it. Basically, they wanted the droid to be fun because star wars isnt set in a grim and dark future.

  • Philipp Tapsell
    Philipp Tapsell 2 months ago

    AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! HELP ME WITH THESE MILLION JAR JARS!!!

  • LeoValdez5650
    LeoValdez5650 2 months ago

    Did you just say Super Battle Droids were smart? I'm gonna have to disagree. Why?
    "Careful with that, it's a lightsaber."
    "A what?"
    *second one activates it and slices itself*

  • PadawanAR
    PadawanAR 2 months ago

    *chuckle* Thank GOODNESS no million Jar-Jars. *facepalm* Also, just as a side-note, I liked the music you used in the background of this one. :)

  • Dylan Lane
    Dylan Lane 2 months ago

    who's a good jar jar BINKS

  • calebolguin 10
    calebolguin 10 2 months ago

    eww please don't even make an idea with jar jars

  • Fur Beh
    Fur Beh 2 months ago

    Damn it, one Jar Jar was bad enough and you want to put me through a million of them?!?!?!

  • TherealWinston
    TherealWinston 2 months ago

    or to answer it easy, they were dumb, cause the Clone Wars itself were just a big scam by Palpatine

  • Karen Baitup
    Karen Baitup 2 months ago

    This is exactly like the Spartan III from Halo 😂😂

  • Pepper Roni
    Pepper Roni 2 months ago

    Boi, ill elbow drop them ants. Bitches would be dead.

  • legoBuilder1999
    legoBuilder1999 2 months ago

    @ George Lucas are you the real one ? Can you prove your the real one ?

  • Mette Kristensen
    Mette Kristensen 2 months ago

    i fink that one is enof

  • BrickManiac
    BrickManiac 2 months ago

    Great video papi.

  • ben hall
    ben hall 2 months ago

    imagine a army loaded up with Mr Bones as their core program

  • Gerald Newenhof
    Gerald Newenhof 2 months ago

    Oh god. 1 million Jar Jar's...That is a scary thought.

  • Andrew Miller
    Andrew Miller 2 months ago

    1 fighter can sting you 1 hundred can incinerate you.

  • Nathan Wall
    Nathan Wall 2 months ago

    Roger Roger

  • Vincent Macary
    Vincent Macary 2 months ago

    Because George Lucas is a shit writer.

  • USERZ123
    USERZ123 2 months ago

    They are dumb so they can be comic relief Saturday morning cartoon villains.

  • Dylan Torgrimsen
    Dylan Torgrimsen 2 months ago

    Ha ha jar jar banks army

  • Wiebe Engelen
    Wiebe Engelen 2 months ago

    it would be hell when 1000000 jar jars swarmt you

  • Thorn
    Thorn 2 months ago

    I would be running if just one jar jar binks was chasing me...

  • Dylan Cakes
    Dylan Cakes 2 months ago

    WW2 Russians

  • ConfusedOwl
    ConfusedOwl 2 months ago +1

    just like Stalin said  "just throw men in there they'll give up eventually"

  • Skypcharge Plays
    Skypcharge Plays 2 months ago

    Weren't the droidekas produced by the colicoids, and not the separatists?

  • Haloreaper 101
    Haloreaper 101 2 months ago

    i feel bad for that one droid looking off into space

  • Dark Assassin Games
    Dark Assassin Games 2 months ago

    Wait. What if the personality of Mister Bones was uploaded to all the B1s?

  • Jomar Fernando
    Jomar Fernando 2 months ago

    It would be cool if they added upgraded full battalion of droids vs one jedi.

  • CoolKratos2
    CoolKratos2 2 months ago

    I just heard in the 2nd to last episode of season 1 of Star Wars: clone wars, a battle droid saying him and others were "free thinkers", as in not programed by a central computer.

    Does this effect the answer in anyway ?

  • tman511
    tman511 2 months ago

    One jar jar is scary as it is.

  • Mike Gould
    Mike Gould 2 months ago

    These Battle Droids were basically comedy relief, but I loved them nonetheless. I've love to see one evolve through luck, experience, and perhaps an unlucky patron. K2SO and BB8 were the highlights of the latest SW offerings, IMO.

  • TyphoonBlast
    TyphoonBlast 2 months ago

    Bruh ya gotta do what if the republic cloned Jar Jar

  • gental robots
    gental robots 2 months ago

    Real answer: Gorge Lucas wanted some levity in the film
    Legends answer:due to the fact they were mass produced they weren't made with the upmost quality somewhat similarly to American tanks in ww2 they were powerful in numbers they were cheap priceless foot soldiers mainly to distract for the real battle extremely sly and clever strategy applied by the sith or whatever

  • Fug
    Fug 2 months ago

    I'd love to get fucked my a battle droid

  • Slubbs
    Slubbs 2 months ago

    omg 1mill jar jars kill me now

  • The Spanish Inquisition

    Because a stormtrooper wrote the AI.

  • William Jakespeare
    William Jakespeare 2 months ago

    I love the battle droids

  • Ebony Hound
    Ebony Hound 2 months ago

    There like zombies

  • Hissanrach
    Hissanrach 2 months ago

    That still actually doesn't explain why they would program "fear" into the droids, or why minor programming upgrades were not installed en-masse, which would be simple to do. Their sense of self-preservation is also baffling. Why make them fearful of death or capable of surprise? It would be far more daunting for a mass of these droids to exhibit no fear and refusal to try and preserve themselves unless specially selected for it (ie, if they are pilots, officers, etc). It still makes no sense why they are how they are.

    The answer is obvious: they are supposed to be comic relief enemies that aren't a threat. That's it.

  • Robin Thrush
    Robin Thrush 2 months ago

    Too bad their numbers weren't great enough to make up for the other problems.

  • Frauggu
    Frauggu 2 months ago

    What if han solo didn't die in the force awakens?

  • OOM- 8018
    OOM- 8018 2 months ago +1

    i love the battle droids!

  • Daniel Mestman
    Daniel Mestman 2 months ago

    *R O G E R R O G E R*

  • Rob M
    Rob M 2 months ago

    Kinda reminds me of Max Brooks' commentary on zombies - they just keep coming.

  • Joey Crumrine
    Joey Crumrine 2 months ago

    One million Jar Jars would just be terrifying with how annoying it is.

  • Sandro Sliske
    Sandro Sliske 2 months ago

    When you are surrounded by 1 million Jar Jars and the self-destruct takes 10 whole seconds.

  • Cabbe
    Cabbe 2 months ago

    So basically the red army..

  • teoteous
    teoteous 2 months ago

    How expensive could it have been to copy a single competent program a gazillion times though.... oh well.

  • ProjectDT88
    ProjectDT88 2 months ago

    1,000,000 Jar-Jar Clones!

    Obi-Wan: I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

  • PlentyXP
    PlentyXP 2 months ago

    At least droids can actually hit something.

  • Jd Nixon
    Jd Nixon 2 months ago

    No I think 1 jar jar has scarred all of us for the rest of our lives

  • Wolvesway
    Wolvesway 2 months ago

    No plz no 1,000 jarjars

  • Chubbtacular
    Chubbtacular 2 months ago

    Battledroids are possibly the best thing from the prequels

  • Chubbtacular
    Chubbtacular 2 months ago +1

    Same reason Tie Fighters are weak cuz they are mass produced so quickly

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