Is Everyone Using Me For My Costco Membership?

  • Added:  7 months ago
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    CAST
    Zac Oyama
    Katie Marovitch
    Cynthia Kao
    Zac Oyama
    Siobhan Thompson
    Mike Trapp

    CREW
    Director - Michael Schaubach
    Writers - Katie Marovitch and Grant O'Brien
    Producer - Lucretia Stinnette
    Production Manager - Charlotte Wilson Langley
    Production Coordinator - Karen Silbert
    Director of Photography - Cooper James
    Camera operator - Carlos Lopez
    1st AC - Michael Long
    2nd AC - Preston Taalbi
    Gaffer - Lukas Wyatt
    Key Grip - Saul Cervantes
    Sound Mixer - Kyle Mclane
    Production Designer - Caroline Mack
    Hair/Make-Up - Denise Valentine
    PA - Helena McGill
    Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
    Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
    Licensing and Programming Coordinator - Theodora Hart
    Editor - Michael Schaubach
    Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
    Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Phil Fox
    Assistant Editor - Spencer Kombol
  • Video CategoriesComedy
  • Runtime: 3:24
  • Tags for this video:  Collegehumor  CH originals  comedy  sketch comedy  internet  humor  funny  sketch  costco  friends  schemes  

Comments: 2 254

  • Alister Day
    Alister Day 18 hours ago

    Littraly me 😂😂😂 never get invited to anything unless my best friend takes me or I'm giving or brining them something 😂😂

  • Mani Mirbagheri
    Mani Mirbagheri 1 day ago +1

    I feel kind of bad for Katie

  • FinnCastro
    FinnCastro 2 days ago

    Katie is part of the core 5

  • ThePuppetMasterRX
    ThePuppetMasterRX 2 days ago

    I have that carpet

  • BulletBill110
    BulletBill110 3 days ago

    Katie reminds me of gurwich, does anyone remember the suicide bomber video?

  • Your an ok Guy
    Your an ok Guy 4 days ago

    Did they kill her with skittles

  • MysteryDuels
    MysteryDuels 4 days ago

    Did anybody else got a Chelsea peretti vibe from Katie?

  • shi lee
    shi lee 5 days ago

    ILLUMINATI

  • wildreams
    wildreams 6 days ago

    This video is sponsored.

  • The8BitPhoenix
    The8BitPhoenix 6 days ago

    when you relate to Katie just a bit too much

  • Cool Beans
    Cool Beans 6 days ago

    Katie is an adorable elf woman

  • Marcus Booker Jr
    Marcus Booker Jr 8 days ago

    college humor is only good when they don't try to push a retarded liberal agenda

  • Malachi Phoniex
    Malachi Phoniex 12 days ago

    "Awh man sams club"

  • Juuso Tähtinen
    Juuso Tähtinen 12 days ago

    am i the only one who realized that the red twists had an illuminati on it

  • vinnie gillgren
    vinnie gillgren 14 days ago

    oh this video is from before Katy became an addict

  • Musicmanimations
    Musicmanimations 14 days ago

    I know I being stupid but, what is a Costco membership?

  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin 15 days ago

    this video was sponsored by COSTCO

  • Stephano B
    Stephano B 15 days ago

    Why am I seeing all these All Seeing Eyes in your videos

  • Illest Alumni
    Illest Alumni 18 days ago

    been reading a lot of "why do they shit on Katie?" comments lol just wanted to say, at the end of every CH skit the person who does the plug is the one who wrote the skit.

  • JustReagan
    JustReagan 18 days ago

    I love how they're having an
    End of the world Party!!

  • Keaton Ireland
    Keaton Ireland 18 days ago

    I love how I just watched the video about branded videos, and this whole video has Kirk wood products all over

  • Marissa Sanchez
    Marissa Sanchez 19 days ago

    This is why Katie does drugs.

  • Martin Manweiler
    Martin Manweiler 19 days ago

    My mom doesn't shut up about Costco

  • Ugh caveman
    Ugh caveman 19 days ago

    Good bye America, you tried.

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  • Kyle Burdick
    Kyle Burdick 20 days ago

    My aunt is a manager at Costco so I get a free membership

  • Rayan Wong
    Rayan Wong 20 days ago

    Me in a nutshell

  • The assassins Fox
    The assassins Fox 20 days ago +1

    😲
    👕
    👖
    👞

  • Kreeper427
    Kreeper427 23 days ago

    What's a CostCo? The only store I know that has a membership is Sam's Club

  • Alex Fisher
    Alex Fisher 24 days ago

    what is a costco

  • B13 tiger
    B13 tiger 26 days ago

    Red twist illuminati

  • FemkeDeTijger Ofzo
    FemkeDeTijger Ofzo 27 days ago

    What's costco ?

  • Daniel Hawthorne
    Daniel Hawthorne 27 days ago

    Illuminati symbol on the licorice

  • Jevin Ludington
    Jevin Ludington 28 days ago

    It is obvious that those red twists pat has... alluminati

  • Jevin Ludington
    Jevin Ludington 28 days ago

    Please let Katie know she is pretty..

  • Jevin Ludington
    Jevin Ludington 28 days ago

    Why is Katie so pretty?

  • Primal_Gamer
    Primal_Gamer 1 month ago +1

    Illuminati

  • Fiskenburg 007
    Fiskenburg 007 1 month ago

    The entire wheel of Brie had me in stitches!

  • game tooth
    game tooth 1 month ago +1

    hola, como estas pensando en el que me ha dicho que me gusta que me lo puedes perder tu dinero seguido de un amigo, y no se que es lo que se me ha gustado el artículo de las personas que se me ha gustado el artículo de las personas que se me olvido. el que te ha dicho que no te has registrado usa el ratón para disparar y no te preocupes. el problema es la que me lo puedes hacer un poco mas de una persona que me lo puedes

  • Bill Cipher
    Bill Cipher 1 month ago

    Grants Fucking Costco dance is amazing

  • Melancholy Man
    Melancholy Man 1 month ago

    Its only 60 bucks a year or 120 for gold or business.

  • Jacob Frank
    Jacob Frank 1 month ago

    Is it just me, or is the Illuminati showing up in more videos... the first part with the red twists has Illuminati on it

  • shaf ahmed
    shaf ahmed 1 month ago

    am i the only one who thinks that katy is hot?

  • Zachery Bloomstrand
    Zachery Bloomstrand 1 month ago

    Who remembers Cynthia being the main character in this skit?

  • David Velevski
    David Velevski 1 month ago

    I hate the gay guy cause his gay

  • MakiPlayz
    MakiPlayz 1 month ago

    nobody didnt see the ilumenati?

  • GaliaxyPandaLover 000
    GaliaxyPandaLover 000 1 month ago

    Isn't the idea of a secret sight by giving your social security number and stuff a little sketchy??

  • Chrissy
    Chrissy 1 month ago

    WHY ARE THESE ILLUMINATI SIGNS EVERYWHERE

  • Dark lord Sarah
    Dark lord Sarah 1 month ago

    cossstttcoooo

  • Echo Arts
    Echo Arts 1 month ago

    Ok, but is anyone taking notice of the banner thingys hanging up? They say ' End of the world party'

  • chrisbyerly
    chrisbyerly 1 month ago

    Hey remember when College Humor used to make videos that didn't involve their six staff members?

  • Dianne Uerata
    Dianne Uerata 1 month ago

    Cities my favourite

  • Jordan Cambridge
    Jordan Cambridge 1 month ago

    SS# 666 66 6666    Credit # 6666666666666  Mothers Maiden name Luciferia

  • Mn K
    Mn K 1 month ago

    Katie is starting to be my favorite member

  • Incident \ Beanrr
    Incident \ Beanrr 1 month ago

    Katie can't do the core 5

  • SushiSherpa 165
    SushiSherpa 165 1 month ago

    I just realized the illuminati sign on the red twists

  • Rocky Plays
    Rocky Plays 1 month ago

    I freakin' love katie

  • Studio Papa
    Studio Papa 1 month ago

    Hey costco!

  • Sarvesh Subramanian
    Sarvesh Subramanian 1 month ago

    Where is Siobhan?

  • RoligFrø
    RoligFrø 1 month ago

    Lol in the description in the cast they said Zac twice and they forgot to add grant XD

  • Snoot Booper
    Snoot Booper 1 month ago

    What's Costco?

  • hunter craft
    hunter craft 1 month ago

    why wont people just make a costco membership?

  • jazZy bae
    jazZy bae 1 month ago

    *"KIRKWOOD"* 😂

  • Gamergod 666
    Gamergod 666 1 month ago

    I have that carpet

  • Jayne Kyra
    Jayne Kyra 1 month ago

    I NEED THAT GIANT TUB OF RED RUBBER STICKS!!

  • Zillah C
    Zillah C 1 month ago

  • Zhanelax3
    Zhanelax3 1 month ago

    she's so fucking beautifull and twisted 😁😂😆

  • Electro Squid
    Electro Squid 1 month ago

    Gramatical eror in titel

  • Mr. Trident
    Mr. Trident 1 month ago

    I think it would have made it better if at the end everyone fell down a hole and Katie just said "Huh, good thing they sell giant pits at Costco!"

  • Brady Slimepoop
    Brady Slimepoop 1 month ago

    Red twists had Illuminati.

  • Sam Lewis
    Sam Lewis 1 month ago

    Minor crush on Katie tbh

  • Eli Lenharth
    Eli Lenharth 1 month ago

    why does Katie always get started as the lead role of any of the negative skits?

  • ethan applefeld
    ethan applefeld 2 months ago

    Grants dance is great

  • leevs
    leevs 2 months ago +1

    Wait: Is This Video BRANDED?!

  • Charles Owens
    Charles Owens 2 months ago

    Ummmm what Costco are they going to?

  • Arceus Lord of Creation
    Arceus Lord of Creation 2 months ago +1

    Just noticed the banners say
    "end of the world party"

  • CoreyAnna Byrd
    CoreyAnna Byrd 2 months ago

    Why is Costco so cool I have never heard of it

  • Robbie Coombes
    Robbie Coombes 2 months ago

    I love these Katie episodes!!

  • Aliya Guzman
    Aliya Guzman 2 months ago

    "FuckinNg gOdamnit"

  • Michael Eyob
    Michael Eyob 2 months ago

    this is why katie does drugs

  • Michael Flack
    Michael Flack 2 months ago

    Haha i like how everyone is using their channels for product promotion
    Gotta love an ad that uses comedy to subliminally tell people to get a costco membership to get fake friends to then dislike as this is how society works
    Also spend your money at costco, the place that gives you saving if you spend money on the membership effectively voiding the discounts unless you do all your shopping there or are of a high income bracket that has the purchasing power to make it an equitable membership.

  • Lauren Conrad
    Lauren Conrad 2 months ago

    That was actually painful to watch.

  • Jdc nation
    Jdc nation 2 months ago +1

    Katie don't take shit from anyone

  • Impossibear
    Impossibear 2 months ago

    just like the Facebook video

  • Just another YouTube channel

    Sorry Katie but I don't even have a SS , so you can't buy cocaine with my cash.

  • William Baldwin
    William Baldwin 2 months ago

    of course katie has a costco membership, the lines are huge there

  • K. Chimera
    K. Chimera 2 months ago

    That poor old lady!

  • Ryu Amio
    Ryu Amio 2 months ago

    What if katie died from a drug overdose months ago and now she's in purgatory, stuck over-reacting to things over and over again, each time dying at the end only for her to wake up and do it all again...

  • Rosie Low
    Rosie Low 2 months ago

    Did anyone else notice that the decorations say "End of the World Party"? Or am I alone again?

  • Peggy Schuyler
    Peggy Schuyler 2 months ago

    Me and most of the commenters feel bad for her
    I understand how she feels, my mom has a full membership to Costco, so whenever my friends come over, they ask if i got new snacks

  • Crazy Dancer
    Crazy Dancer 2 months ago +1

    I'm not your Costco Bitch😂😂

  • T Khosh
    T Khosh 2 months ago

    I live in Florida and we just got our first Costco in my area Costco and samsclub are basically the same thing XD I now know this

  • Msdj Jdndn
    Msdj Jdndn 2 months ago

    How much cheaper is Costco?

  • mian  fazle razik
    mian fazle razik 2 months ago +1

    Who owns this channel

  • Me 109
    Me 109 2 months ago

    we love hanging out with you... *whispers* and having free samples 😂😂😂

  • 3 Sluts and a Manwhore
    3 Sluts and a Manwhore 2 months ago

    end of the world party

  • Michael Eyob
    Michael Eyob 2 months ago

    is this why she got into Heroin

  • Emma Kirkwood
    Emma Kirkwood 2 months ago

    It's wonderful to see my surname immortalised on a jar of hummas!

  • Christopher Smith
    Christopher Smith 2 months ago

    you cant just use me for bulk goods

  • faZe carpet
    faZe carpet 2 months ago

    in Texas we call it Sam's club

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