Hashtags: #DadQuotes

Comments: 187

  • Madalyn Contreras
    Madalyn Contreras 6 days ago

    "Bet me that I can't eat this whole Big Mac before the light turns red" -my dad

  • Sophia Campagna
    Sophia Campagna 24 days ago +1

    I've seen Kristen rose with the exact same profile pic in so many hash tags......🤔🙄

  • Stydia is Endgame
    Stydia is Endgame 25 days ago

    Every time I go upstairs to my room my dad calls me down to talk to me.. when I get down he says: ''I thought you were going upstairs, why are you here?''

  • Ac3Sn1per
    Ac3Sn1per 28 days ago

    Why cant he read those tweets directly from his phone? Printing them on a paper seems like such a waste.

  • Izzy Marie
    Izzy Marie Month ago +1

    "You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends nose." - my dad

  • Nabaa Ghaly
    Nabaa Ghaly Month ago

    how would I know what's the next is?

  • Inori
    Inori Month ago

    1:12 that's one way to get yourself to sleep on the couch

  • falxonPSN
    falxonPSN Month ago

    the last one was the best.

  • lfsone1
    lfsone1 Month ago +1

    No one's going to talk about how he spelled B-A-N-A-N-A-S?

  • xXDeadPoolXx 421
    xXDeadPoolXx 421 Month ago

    the last one was my auntie!!

  • Latoya Quinn
    Latoya Quinn Month ago

    Government invent repair solution without guide ceremony bed where

  • Reina Arana
    Reina Arana Month ago


  • Mario Young
    Mario Young Month ago

    Mom's at work 😂😂😂😂

  • Herta Neufeld
    Herta Neufeld Month ago +1

    this reminds me of the time my son was watching Barnyard with his dad. i came to pick my son up and watched some of it with them and then stated that i hate how they make things so incorrect as male cows do not have utters but in that movie all the cows do. My son's dad replied that it was accurate because they were dairy cows....i just looked at him like the idiot he was.....

  • keira
    keira Month ago

    every time my grandpa goes through a yellow light he yells "it was pink officer i swear!"

  • Marissa Harley
    Marissa Harley Month ago

    My Dad used the stud finder joke this weekend 🙈

  • safanup
    safanup Month ago

    Jimmy should have sang and changed the 'cause i ain't no hollaback girl' part

  • Leon Maes
    Leon Maes Month ago

    Guys, gather Does anybody watch worse than this!hasf?

  • Ashley Owens
    Ashley Owens Month ago

    I notice you haven't worn a wedding ring lately #doyoureallywanttopayallamony #formorethanoneperson

  • Erin Bateman
    Erin Bateman Month ago

    Once when my dad was talking to my older sister about flirting, he told her she needs to "Grease the Skids" which basically means she needs to up her flirting game. hahahah #DadQuotes

  • The Travel Guy
    The Travel Guy Month ago


  • Leslie Johnson
    Leslie Johnson Month ago


  • Nadia Aissa
    Nadia Aissa Month ago

    Jimmy is obviously more and more tired of those tweets especially that I suspect some of them to be fake

  • Alezandra Davila
    Alezandra Davila 2 months ago


  • Justin Di Paolo
    Justin Di Paolo 2 months ago

    Anyone watching this on Father's day?

  • Molly Henriette
    Molly Henriette 2 months ago

    Whenever I say "Oh my God" my dad asks "what is it?"

  • Hotdog Molly
    Hotdog Molly 2 months ago

    who is the old guy with the floppy chin(S)

  • Katie Fahrer
    Katie Fahrer 2 months ago +1

    My favorite thing my dad has said was "Does this bucket hat match my fanny pack?"

  • Justin Sparfven
    Justin Sparfven 2 months ago

    There's something wrong with the beer maze considering trash/recycling is taken on a weekly basis... Must have a serious alcohol problem to have THAT many cans in less than a week o.O

  • Anna Grace Travis
    Anna Grace Travis 2 months ago

    That last one wins dad joke of the year

  • TdotSoul
    TdotSoul 2 months ago

    I wonder how many times he practiced spelling bandanas, lol

  • Christina Morrell
    Christina Morrell 2 months ago

    All of these quotes are golden! 😅

  • Saurabh Kumar
    Saurabh Kumar 2 months ago

    rehashing the tags?

  • Eliz C
    Eliz C 2 months ago

    Jimmy needs to shave......Please...

  • makhloufi abdessamad
    makhloufi abdessamad 2 months ago

    hello there im from algria .. why the fuck would u ban all vids from algrai wtf ...fagts

  • HouseMDaddict
    HouseMDaddict 2 months ago

    dat last one tho

  • Muneera Rasheed
    Muneera Rasheed 2 months ago

    he look cute with

  • Barbara Danley
    Barbara Danley 2 months ago +1

    My famous dad quote-"Either you're going to do it or I'm going to do it. I'm not going to do it." I love him to death.

  • Gemma Pettersen
    Gemma Pettersen 2 months ago

    That bandannas joke was so quick 😂

  • Maggie Bilberry
    Maggie Bilberry 2 months ago

    the 51 people that disliked this video, have no soul and don't deserve dad jokes

  • Isela R
    Isela R 2 months ago +2

    MUST be nice to have a dad to quote :)

  • Jeremy Hinds
    Jeremy Hinds 2 months ago +13

    I saw one on twitter that went like, "My dad said he accidentally swallowed some scrabble pieces and 'wasn't looking forward to his next vowel movement.'"

  • Tyler Josphe
    Tyler Josphe 2 months ago +2

    when you like the video during the add

  • austinthehotty
    austinthehotty 2 months ago

    Is this like a...part 2?

  • Aesirix
    Aesirix 2 months ago +1

    My grandfather once said he was headed to the bathroom to “hang out” for a second...

  • John Smith
    John Smith 2 months ago +4

    This stuff is bandanas! B A N D A N A S! Cause there ain't no harm in that girl.

  • Courtney Frank
    Courtney Frank 2 months ago +2

    My dad: "Turn off the lights. I don't own stock in a power company."

  • greenafy
    greenafy 2 months ago

    That last one was xtra smooth 😎

  • Some guy named Mike
    Some guy named Mike 2 months ago

    Error 404 Dad quote not found #DadQuotes get it as I don't know my dad...

  • Elizabeth D
    Elizabeth D 2 months ago +1

    When caught standing in front of the TV (blocking his view) my dad would say "You make a better door than you do a window".

    My grandpa once told me sliced black olives were "tire seeds".😀

  • Confused Gamer
    Confused Gamer 2 months ago +2

    You're the cloak of darkness smothering my fire of fun is what I'm gonna use against my parents when they won't let me do something

  • Isaac Davila
    Isaac Davila 2 months ago


  • Airfazer1
    Airfazer1 2 months ago

    amazing just amazing

  • What Amber Thinks
    What Amber Thinks 2 months ago +56

    I got bad grades. He gave me good advice, calmed me down, etc. Then he said, "Mom's going to lose her shit, though."

    • What Amber Thinks
      What Amber Thinks Month ago

      Sanda Cortan nope. it was mostly bookwork on loose paper, they took the stuff so I would do homework instead of watching YouTube on my phone, but I had been doing my homework so it was pretty much just a punishment.

    • Sanda Cortan
      Sanda Cortan 2 months ago

      What Amber Thinks how will taking away technology improve your grades? If anything they'll be even lower assuming your homework plan and research is on a computer..

    • What Amber Thinks
      What Amber Thinks 2 months ago

      TovaShai Haha nice one. My dad was actually right. Mom took away my access to all technology for about a month and a half. Then she basically forgot I was still in trouble. Otherwise it probably would have been longer.

    • TovaShai
      TovaShai 2 months ago

      That's awesome. :) I did fail a class once, and was so worried to show my parents. But when my dad saw my report card, he was quiet for a pause then said, "I haven't seen grades this bad since I was in school." I felt so much better in an instant!

  • New Message
    New Message 2 months ago +9

    My Dad used to answer every question he didn't know the answer to with 'You're adopted'.

  • Name of the Rose
    Name of the Rose 2 months ago +26

    My dad was a bus driver. He told me "Girls are like buses, there's always another one coming along. There are not as many after midnight but they're faster."

  • LizardClone2
    LizardClone2 2 months ago

    2:04 To be fair-his version makes a lot more sense.

  • Alpharius
    Alpharius 2 months ago

    Chewbacca sneeze one reminded me of Will Ferrell.

  • BittersweetOrBust
    BittersweetOrBust 2 months ago +5

    When my dad tells people about our family he says, "I have three kids. One of each."

  • veteranJMacfan
    veteranJMacfan 2 months ago +2

    it's so funny how these dad quotes imply all these dads are total goofs. my dad's the opposite where most of this doesn't apply to him. but he does have his quirks- I've noticed that more as I've gotten older.

  • Sam Phillips
    Sam Phillips 2 months ago

    I miss the clean shave Jimmy :(

  • Hey It's Jennifer
    Hey It's Jennifer 2 months ago +31

    My dad thinks he looks like "Brad Pitt in the front and Justin Bieber in the back."

    Everytime he says it my mom just looks at him and then walks away slowly 😂😂😂😂

    • TovaShai
      TovaShai 2 months ago

      What the heck? I'm trying to figure out what that would even look like! I'm guessing he's wrong either way, lol! :)

  • Vitor Rocha
    Vitor Rocha 2 months ago

    Higgins seriously needs to leave. His comments are not funny and he doesn't add anything to the show.

    • Vitor Rocha
      Vitor Rocha 2 months ago

      the ones that made my ear bleed? sadly yes

    • read2018341302
      read2018341302 2 months ago

      Vitor Rocha have you heard his sound effects?

  • Mina Lencester
    Mina Lencester 2 months ago +4

    Right when the quote with the dad sneeze came, my dad had to sneeze... I'm laughing so much right now😂😂😂

  • Isis Petronelli
    Isis Petronelli 2 months ago

    Love this segment!

  • Queen 5sos
    Queen 5sos 2 months ago

    My band teacher calls all the saxophone players "saxy"

  • M. de V
    M. de V 2 months ago +2


  • Aploxity Uprising
    Aploxity Uprising 2 months ago

    Saw a shitty move to iPhone ad before this bitch I got an S8

  • متعب الزهراني

    the notification squad

  • 《PattiRose》
    《PattiRose》 2 months ago

    not everyone has a dad, Jimmy.

  • Amaelia Do'Urden
    Amaelia Do'Urden 2 months ago +7

    My Dad's most common quotes... if I said I'm hungry his reply would be either "hi hungry" or he'd shake his fist at me and say "do you want a knuckle sandwich"

    • AnimeMangaOtakuAkG
      AnimeMangaOtakuAkG 2 months ago

      They're dad jokes for a reason. Full of puns and make no sense. Better than historical lectures based on WW2 or relating things to baby boomer era. Gets annoying after the thousandth time just that day.
      Here's something my dad commonly says though: "Don't get old." while he grunts and complains about back pain. I reply with "So you want us to die young?"

  • Erica Marie
    Erica Marie 2 months ago

    I miss your beard Jimmy so hot, grow it back. :)

  • Holden Caulfield is so depressed

    Here's my best dad quote:

    Oh wait, I don't have one. I live with my mum.

    • Ray Teerlink
      Ray Teerlink 2 months ago

      Holden Caulfield is so depressed sorry mang. Hopefully it's for the better.

  • Jessica Jayes
    Jessica Jayes 2 months ago +6

    My dad always says, "Take your time but hurry up!"

  • Jennifer A
    Jennifer A 2 months ago +25

    That last one was adorable.

  • Troy Parker
    Troy Parker 2 months ago +4

    half these tweets are straight up lies

  • Jody and Matt
    Jody and Matt 2 months ago +5

    I'm shocked the vowel movement tweet didn't make it on the show. I laughed so hard when I read that one.

  • Luis Aguilar
    Luis Aguilar 2 months ago +3

    [sigh] ...Goddamn it, Higgins. I seriously despise his attempts at being funny.
    Jimmy: ..this ones from Jessicazap14..
    Higgins: [stupid voice] ZAP!
    .............I can't believe people actually laughed at that.

  • Child Mortis
    Child Mortis 2 months ago +5

    And then I just get stuff like "I had kids because they outlawed slavery" or "the black line around the speed limit sign means it's optional."

    • Child Mortis
      Child Mortis 2 months ago

      AnimeMangaOtakuAkG yeah I've gotten that one too he really likes "don't make me throw you through a wall. "

    • AnimeMangaOtakuAkG
      AnimeMangaOtakuAkG 2 months ago

      "Go take a flying s*** in your hat" is my dad's favorite line to use. It just means to shove off. I've used it on him a few times, and called him a drama queen before...he didn't really appreciate the latter part.

  • RidingTheNightingale
    RidingTheNightingale 2 months ago +131

    I said to my dad once, " the camera needs charging, " and he said, "what with, indecent exposure?" 😂😂😂

  • Robert Craig
    Robert Craig 2 months ago

    Safe sax!!!

  • Saje Washington
    Saje Washington 2 months ago

    Safe sax is actually a thing. I got a cool condom bag off the website

  • Bea P
    Bea P 2 months ago +15

    Dad's are awesome.

  • Jumbo Shrimp
    Jumbo Shrimp 2 months ago +13

    Growing up my dad would wake us up by saying "wakey wakey hand off snakey"

    • TovaShai
      TovaShai 2 months ago

      You might enjoy watching My Name is Earl.

    • J. Smith
      J. Smith 2 months ago

      Jumbo Shrimp Haha thats good shit right there!

  • Nathan Roxanne
    Nathan Roxanne 2 months ago +2

    That one person with the most annoying laugh in the audience 😒

  • Erik Lerström
    Erik Lerström 2 months ago

    TRUST ME im the biggest stud finder... ... no wait...

  • Wade
    Wade 2 months ago +10

    My dad makes the worst puns ever. Mostly in front of my friends.

    • princeoftidds
      princeoftidds 2 months ago

      Wade No way, he PUNishes you in front of your friends. Be grateful he does hug you, I don't think you could handle the embracement.

  • Oxnate
    Oxnate 2 months ago

    Did Jimmy throw an "E" in "Bananas?"

    • Dawn Hannah
      Dawn Hannah 2 months ago

      D. He was spelling "bandanas".

  • Jamie
    Jamie 2 months ago +1

    Dad jokes, man. Dad jokes.

  • Dee Generate
    Dee Generate 2 months ago +2

    "There ain't no harm in that girl"

  • Patrick McGregor
    Patrick McGregor 2 months ago +5

    "You're the cloak of darkness smothering my fire of fun" was much deeper than you think.

  • Matilda Bailey
    Matilda Bailey 2 months ago

    Forest could whenever planning beneath shade.

  • WorldChanger914
    WorldChanger914 2 months ago

    KristenRose124 always has the Funniest Ones!

  • transAmos654123
    transAmos654123 2 months ago +1

    My favorite quote from my dad: "You son of a bitch!"

    ARLEIGH DA BOSS 2 months ago +1


  • Фёдор Завалин

    I told you)

  • Lara Smyth
    Lara Smyth 2 months ago

    8,000 views 800 likes 8 dislikes

  • It's Fucking Raw
    It's Fucking Raw 2 months ago +11

    they should bring more new topic for #hastag
    they are just using same topic multiple times
    time and again

    • Voicu Violeta
      Voicu Violeta 2 months ago

      they are repeating some annualy b/c they are related to holidays, events & such.

    • TovaShai
      TovaShai 2 months ago

      Yeah, but the new additions are great, still! :)

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