Monologue: The Slow and the Furious | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)


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    Bill reacts to the week's headlines, including Trump's foreign policy snafus, Jeff Sessions' beef with Hawaii, and Bill O'Reilly's ouster from Fox News in his Real Time monologue.

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  • Runtime: 6:32
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Comments: 1 058

  • Christopher MacLachlan

    Shoot Nugent in the fucking head.

  • Jens Skou Furbo
    Jens Skou Furbo 1 month ago

    Bam, the ending is epic.

  • Emily Gahagen
    Emily Gahagen 2 months ago

    trump and his administration: the slow and the führerious

  • Gregg Gutfeld
    Gregg Gutfeld 2 months ago

    slow and the furious?" sounds like they are talking about the retard that passes by my house, because he loves jesus so since he is tracking my internet then he feels the need to get angry because i watch porn. fuck you bitchmade jesus lover

  • Robert Baur
    Robert Baur 2 months ago

    In the words of C3P0 "We're doomed"

  • Mitchell Rubiano
    Mitchell Rubiano 2 months ago

    Trump promised "everyone" will be covered. I'm glad Republicans need to meet that goal or else the administration is a failure in Trump's eyes.

  • Bryce Thibodeaux
    Bryce Thibodeaux 2 months ago

    Trumps from NYC and people from the heartland look up to him???

  • Anke Slaton-Wallace
    Anke Slaton-Wallace 2 months ago

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  • donny post
    donny post 2 months ago

    Trump is SO FUCKING in over his head and sinking fast.

  • Grae Hall
    Grae Hall 2 months ago

    "They dragged a guy off Jefferson Airplane" - damn yo, that might be my favourite joke by Bill in ages.

  • High Light
    High Light 2 months ago

    Why is nothing ever on trumps desk apart from the phone? No pictures no documents no ......anything. Hopefully he isn't planning on staying.

  • Moving Froward
    Moving Froward 2 months ago

    why can Hawaii stop something put in motion by the President?

  • jean-pierre mercier
    jean-pierre mercier 2 months ago

    hannity wears brown lipstick. trump brown .

  • Sir Vertual
    Sir Vertual 2 months ago

    It's kinda' funny: 'THAT COMEDY ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE!?!'.. (New Rule: NO MORE JOKES @ THIS INSANITY.. IT'S OUR REALITY!)..

  • said sala
    said sala 2 months ago

    ''After listening for ten minutes I realized it's not so easy'' at least he listens some times !

  • Honeycombe88
    Honeycombe88 2 months ago

    Trumpers = O J Jurors.

  • beethovensbeloved
    beethovensbeloved 2 months ago

    After listening to moron Trump for 2 minutes during his campaign, I could tell he was a stupid, incompetent, ignorant, narcissist clown.

  • UBI DRM
    UBI DRM 2 months ago

    I don’t always go full hitler, but when I do it’s legal under Citizens United. Now get off my plane.

  • Sparkie Lyle
    Sparkie Lyle 3 months ago

    Yah-Know watt would even look better on Hannity ? My Balls hangin out of the Back of his Ass ! Period.

  • Anthony Montgomery
    Anthony Montgomery 3 months ago

    You know Bill must be hitting a nerve. Every week, Trump supporters come to his page to tell him how awful he is. Give 'em hell, Bill!!!!!!

  • cafeplay games
    cafeplay games 3 months ago

    this set is horrible,bill is horrible,the crowd is horrible, horrible time with bill maher

  • Michael Maher
    Michael Maher 3 months ago

    Trump the Orange Duck. why didn't the other 2/3 voted?

  • Victoria Scharf DeCastro
    Victoria Scharf DeCastro 3 months ago +1

    I am indebted to Bill Maher. He challenges my thinking and keeps me from getting too comfortable with my opinions. I am also indebted to Bill O’Reilly for the same reason. O’Reilly’s gone. But why stop there? Who knows? Maybe we can shut up every commentator we don’t like until there’s no one left except those who regurgitate views that reinforce our high-minded opinions and cherished beliefs. Now there’s something to look forward to.

  • Jonah TheScientiist
    Jonah TheScientiist 3 months ago

    Lawrence Welk always had "Geritol" commercials.

  • doopy noo
    doopy noo 3 months ago +1

    Bill, you're the poster child for affemimeny and being a wimpy bitch. Low T and high estrogen molds you're libtard little brain. Just the fact that you think an asstard like Hillary is smart says just how freaking dumb you are. You're my favorite Ashkenazi puppet. Hillary and yourself will party hard in the lake of fire. S C Cupp, what a sell out, cheats on her husband with Van Jones, NASTY!!!

  • Jess J
    Jess J 3 months ago

    Bill Maher.. you're getting old. Your jokes are also getting old. You supposed to be a comedian not a nasty politician. Btw, I'm a Democrat and I'm beginning to see the true face of my party and it's not pretty! 👎

  • James Ritacco
    James Ritacco 3 months ago

    Bill,
    How about starting a discussion about using all branches of National
    Guard and their one weekend a month and two weeks per year to secure our
    borders? Compare costs and feasibility vs. "The Wall".

  • Eb theDoc
    Eb theDoc 3 months ago

    Breaking news: the Attorney General is proposing to rescind equality under law for America. You understand why I've been running scared. Now it's worse. This bunch is terrifying! Hang in there!

  • drunkrudetat2d
    drunkrudetat2d 3 months ago

    the slow and the curious*

  • Richard Mauro Ricchiuti

    "the slow and the furious" !!! You're amazing Bill!

  • Ralph James
    Ralph James 3 months ago

    Real bull shit with Bill Shit head.

  • Rudy H
    Rudy H 3 months ago

    I CANT BELIVE THIS CLOWN HAD A BUNCH OF RED NECKS AT THE WHITE HOUSE IS JUST SO DUMB THIS CLOWN WILL NEVER BRIMG THIS COUNTY TOGETHER

    • TAG
      TAG 2 months ago

      sticks and stones bro.. anyway you're boring AF


    • Rudy H
      Rudy H 2 months ago

      dumbasses like you are so stupid this clown played you all but you are so stupid and idiots like you don't even know this clown played you all and lied to you dumbasses is so funny and go fuck yourself dumbass   lol


    • TAG
      TAG 3 months ago

      Not with that shitty attitude. Go literally FUCK yourself mm kay


  • King Peppy
    King Peppy 3 months ago +1

    04:50 "But I know what you really want me to talk about..."

  • Kyle Stubbs
    Kyle Stubbs 3 months ago

    "...and then Ivanka gave him a lollipop."

    😂😂 He says it so casually.

  • Tommy Klein
    Tommy Klein 3 months ago

    This guy is so many levels below Stephen Colbert... really just shows how great Colbert is.

  • Adam Fiala
    Adam Fiala 3 months ago

    so I clicked on this video because I just saw the movie the fate of the furious, thinking bill Maher might say something about the movie, but ended the video about 4 minutes in because it was nothing but bashing trump the whole time. idc of you bash Trump, stop with this clickbait title though. if I wanted to watch you bash Trump i'd click on any of your other videos.

  • Yong Kwon
    Yong Kwon 3 months ago

    Bill , you have lost to Trump for a while now. He is your president now and you are just a parasite feeding off of him. Just look at yourself on youtube and compare that with Trump. Shame on you

  • John Larrabee
    John Larrabee 3 months ago

    savage, as always

  • qhsperson
    qhsperson 3 months ago

    As of yesterday (4/23), O'Reilly has a new job and Hannity has been accused of sexual harassment.

  • Erato IsYourMuse
    Erato IsYourMuse 3 months ago

    Trump has the vocabulary of a 8 year old.

  • Ramin Ghafarian
    Ramin Ghafarian 3 months ago +4

    Bill Maher has literally no talent. Literally everyone I ever met is funnier than him. And everyone knows he's a fake liberal, he's a republican deep down.

  • Scott Plumer
    Scott Plumer 3 months ago

    This just in: Hannity accused of sexual harassment: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/ex-fox-news-contributor-accuses-sean-hannity-sexual-harassment-article-1.3093058?cid=bitly

  • Louise Butler
    Louise Butler 3 months ago

    Proving that our President is inept is not helping the UNITED STATES.

  • steve boshakis
    steve boshakis 3 months ago +1

    wtf? Is he supposed to be trying to be funny? wtf? It's slack and sad, go find a hooker you have not creeped out yet if one exists.

  • Andrew Jones
    Andrew Jones 3 months ago +2

    snarky little jewyfag pussyboi bitch is all talk no action

  • MrBrainFog
    MrBrainFog 3 months ago

    Trump seems like some asshat who was saying how shitty Obama was, and some guy who really likes Obama said, "Yeah, well if it's so easy, why don't _you_ be president?"

    And then Trump said, "Oh yeah? Maybe I will! It'll be easy!" And now he learns he is wrong.

  • William L.
    William L. 3 months ago

    What an absolute disgrace this president is. He is an absolutely clueless imbecile. He's a braggart, a liar, a phony, a third-rate con man and an international embarrassment. He is disgusting pig of a human being and he has to go.

  • SeeNoEvL65
    SeeNoEvL65 3 months ago

    click bait with a side of shade 😬

  • Staticus Gaming
    Staticus Gaming 3 months ago

    He makes good points, but he is so full of himself. His mannerisms annoy me, from the way he delivers lines to his body language. I'd probably laugh more if John Oliver did the same segment

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    bee zap 3 months ago

    check out my vids on my channel about spherical geometry and the horizon

  • christoc99
    christoc99 3 months ago

    Nobody knew lol

  • Darcie
    Darcie 3 months ago

    420 was lit

  • Lucas Loreno
    Lucas Loreno 3 months ago

    By farrrrrr... the most incompetent trash house .
    I'm amazed by how trumb lay his ass out and this thuthless incestuous don't stop defending his Umpalumpa ass.
    Some of this jobless retards for sure are getting paid. 😎💰

  • Tony Droid
    Tony Droid 3 months ago

    I rather be Rich Famous Sarah Palin then be some these Losers in the comments

  • Tony Droid
    Tony Droid 3 months ago

    🖕😁 Trump's President u Losers

  • Akash Pawar
    Akash Pawar 3 months ago

    Bill Maher's points are a lot more harder hitting because he can make more graphic analogies and use more colorful language. Love it!

  • JackofSpades
    JackofSpades 3 months ago

    Jew

  • Jesse C
    Jesse C 3 months ago +2

    HILLARY FOR PRISON!!!!!! BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST!!!! BILL MAHER FUNNY FAKE NEWS!!!!!!

  • Ron E
    Ron E 3 months ago

    What a sad shame for people to talk down on the president of the USA.

  • muthusala
    muthusala 3 months ago +1

    BILL LOOKS LIKE AL SHARPTON

  • Ale bis
    Ale bis 3 months ago

    frate non so chi sei, ma guardando l'immagine del video, sei bravo

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    is everybody in * 3 months ago

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    Paul Dennis 3 months ago

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  • Steven Brandt
    Steven Brandt 3 months ago +3

    Bills a Fuuking IDIOT!!!

  • Bullet Tooth Tony
    Bullet Tooth Tony 3 months ago

    Bill Maher the science guy. Bill bill bill!

  • FUTURE YOU TUBE CELEB
    FUTURE YOU TUBE CELEB 3 months ago +2

    *Trump is surreal. The last 2 years I feel like we are living in the Twilight Zone.*

  • Brenda Mller
    Brenda Mller 3 months ago

    Bill you nailed it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Inderjit Singh
    Inderjit Singh 3 months ago

    0.57 hahaha

  • مهدی پورهاشم

    تشکر.

  • Sven Meier
    Sven Meier 3 months ago

    Hey maher-watching idiots! Why don't you start thinking for yourselves for a moment, you can do it, I'm certain.

  • Illegal Commenter
    Illegal Commenter 3 months ago +2

    Our deity needs no protection from criticism.

  • Christian Wellens
    Christian Wellens 3 months ago +3

    It's crazy that instead of a punch line all you have to do is quote the president.

  • ЯunΣ Wreck'Em
    ЯunΣ Wreck'Em 3 months ago +1

    Thumbs up if you're smoking a bowl/doing a dab/blazing a fatty while watching Real Time.

    Keep it lit :D

  • Hugh D'Jaynis
    Hugh D'Jaynis 3 months ago

    Slow and Furious...perfect description of Maher and/or his monologue..

  • Peter Parker
    Peter Parker 3 months ago

    Bwahahaha #MAGA

  • brian prince
    brian prince 3 months ago

    Russian men all like little boys and the women smell of cabbage and regret. Also Vladimir is name for homosexual.

  • Vivian Zenari
    Vivian Zenari 3 months ago +1

    First Lawrence Welk died, now Bill O'Reilly. You funny, Bill

  • The Patriot Lenny
    The Patriot Lenny 3 months ago +3

    Trump has a backbone, and stands for what he believes in. In other words, an actual leader. While some may not agree with the direction he leads, nobody can deny Trump is a talented leader who has created a following of people that are extremely United.

    • forever Shanaynay
      forever Shanaynay 3 months ago

      Fuck you harder.
      You white needleprick nut filled turd


    • t y
      t y 3 months ago

      The Patriot Lenny Fuck you Adolf Hitler Your dead ALREADY


    • cyberflea30
      cyberflea30 3 months ago

      The Patriot Lenny well said!


  • John Doe
    John Doe 3 months ago

    Liberals are so simple minded. The jokes just write themselves. Marijuana Good, Trump Bad.

    • Das Kinophile ENTP
      Das Kinophile ENTP 3 months ago

      Conservatives, the ones who use a violent, contradictory fairy tale as their guidebook, are any better?


  • Samsara Peace
    Samsara Peace 3 months ago +1

    Everything this potus claimed OBAMA DID OR DID NOT DO ! He doing 10 fold ! And taking down the 6'6" tower of shit called O'Reilly is a step in the right direction! But ethical behavior on Fox's part is not why,,,,,! It boils down to Their GOD ! The almighty dollar ! We will clean the Swamp not T-rump he way to comfortable wallowing in the stench !!!!!!!!!

  • Brigitte Johnson
    Brigitte Johnson 3 months ago

    Trump did not understand that the US cannot negotiate a trade deal with Germany alone and must deal with the European Union as a bloc, a senior German official told The Times of London. "Ten times Trump asked [German chancellor Angela Merkel] if he could negotiate a trade deal with Germany. Every time she replied, 'You can’t do a trade deal with Germany, only the EU,'" the official said. They continued: "On the eleventh refusal, Trump finally got the message, 'Oh, we’ll do a deal with Europe then.'" Merkel reportedly told her cabinet members that Trump had "very basic misunderstandings" on the "fundamentals" of the EU and trade. The exchange occurred when Merkel met with Trump last ...

  • BLACK05GO1
    BLACK05GO1 3 months ago

    Let Hollywood continue to bash. How well did that work for the year leading up to the election?
    We could have Hillary Clinton as President (a 100% felon). She literally made millions and millions of dollars from making deals with the Middle East. The money went directly into the Clinton Foundation (which she had to close when she lost the election because foreign governments stop paying her off). And there's also the illegal server issue (another Federal crime because she destroyed all the evidence so know one could see the information).

  • John Sholl
    John Sholl 3 months ago

    Bill Mayonassie - greasy and slimey puke!

  • arti
    arti 3 months ago +2

    Call republicans what they are today; neo nazi fascists corrupt to the core. They have no allegiance to America or this world; they are the reason our species is on it's way to extinction.

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    Nuke Buzz 3 months ago

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  • camycamo4
    camycamo4 3 months ago +3

    F*ck you trump supporters. You racist mush brain idiots. You ruined America.

  • Feliciano Leon
    Feliciano Leon 3 months ago +2

    Still the best! We love you. Troump needs a map my wife, who is a Kinder teacher, uses in her classroom. Although, she says, it could be too advanced for those assholes at the White House--- particularly the Donald.

  • havocmaster69
    havocmaster69 3 months ago +2

    Its not to hard for rebublicans. They own the house the senate and the white house

  • Duffball Rec
    Duffball Rec 3 months ago +1

    Liberal scum

    • Robert Scott
      Robert Scott 3 months ago

      Duffball Rec Hey asshole, don't you
      have a cross to burn on someone's lawn?


  • javierjabanero
    javierjabanero 3 months ago

    I think I can hear Colin's laugh. :)

  • Milanda none
    Milanda none 3 months ago +1

    Great!

  • dannyfrog
    dannyfrog 3 months ago +1

    The Republicans are putting scare tactic spin out again on marijuana.  They're trying their hardest to take us back to the 1950's by playing Reefer Madness on continuous loop on their home.

  • danahan01
    danahan01 3 months ago

    Bill Maher is a joke!! Last time I checked he has what, about 40 fans. Loser!!

    • Dave Smith
      Dave Smith 3 months ago

      Oh cool. I have this thing called a PhD program that I'll be starting in the Fall. As my intelligence is maybe 2 SD above average (and that's stretching it), this will be very challenging for me and I need a few months to prepare. I enjoy debating though, so I'll get back to this at some point. Cheers!


    • danahan01
      danahan01 3 months ago

      Dave Smith you didn't run off on me already did you? We were just getting started!! I have this thing called a job and get up at 3:30am everyday, so please keep it coming Dave. I'll respond when I get home. Albeit I work 10 hrs a day I'll still make time for you!!


    • danahan01
      danahan01 3 months ago

      Probably the biggest reason I voted for Trump was the Supreme Court. I don't really care about a whole lot else.


    • danahan01
      danahan01 3 months ago

      I hope you don't go away Dave. This could end up being phunn!!


  • Athreeplusc Family
    Athreeplusc Family 3 months ago

    "Hot 🍫 Chocolate" That could be a compliment

  • Athreeplusc Family
    Athreeplusc Family 3 months ago +2

    Anybody making fun of trump I like.😆

  • kielypl9
    kielypl9 3 months ago

    Lol your so stupid, maybe you say your sending ships one way when they are really going some where else. Humm maybe you trick your enemy. But your right just like a Dem tell your enemy when your coming how and where to wait for you. That makes perfect sense.

  • A Skeptical Human
    A Skeptical Human 3 months ago +1

    Hey, if I were a black woman, frankly I'd be flattered to have someone describe me as "hot chocolate."

    • Marek Janouš
      Marek Janouš 2 months ago

      I get your viewpoint, but, sadly, yours doesn’t matter. Be a black woman, then say you’d be flattered. That would matter.


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