The Guy Who Returned to Facebook

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  • The past nine days have really changed everything.

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    CAST
    Zac Oyama
    Mike Trapp
    Katie Marovitch
    Grant O'Brien
    Caldwell Tanner

    CREW
    Director - Michael Schaubach
    Writer - Zac Oyama
    Producer - Shane Crown
    Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
    Director of Photography - Luc Delamare
    Camera Operator - Adam Lee
    1st AC - Kelsey Taylor
    Gaffer - Vince Valentin
    Sound Mixer - Chris Bennett for BoTown Sound
    HMU - Denise Valentine
    President of Original Content - Sam Reich
    Vice President of Production- Spencer Griffin
    Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks
    Supervising Producer- Alex Edge
    Production Legal- Karen Segall
    Production Accountant- Shay Parsons
    Production Accountant- Chetera Bell
    Production Intern - Emily Ellis
    Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
    Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
    Licensing and Programming Coordinator - Theodora Hart
    Editor - Michael Schaubach
    Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
    Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Ryan A. Kelly
    Assistant Editor - Andrew Primavera

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  • Runtime: 3:25
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Comments: 2 623

  • Decawink27
    Decawink27 20 hours ago

    I never felt strongly enough about facebook to even bother deleting it...

  • Lovable Idiot Lance
    Lovable Idiot Lance 3 days ago

    I'm glad someone made a video showing the flip side of those stupid motivational videos telling us we're lording our life's by using social media , like guys it's not that deep

  • Melvin Malonga
    Melvin Malonga 3 days ago

    The music is amazing

  • Benevolens Psittacorum

    Facebook is a sucky profiling scheme for marketing agencies and an easy way for flaw enfarcement to violate your 4th amendment rights.

  • Prashant Pandey
    Prashant Pandey 4 days ago

    This is the only CH video I keep revisiting.

    Well this and the one where Batman Can't Stop Thinking About Sex

  • The Tech Librarian
    The Tech Librarian 4 days ago

    Man the begging music has a chime in it that sounds like the door at my work , I always think someone is walking in.

  • VT Zdorovetskiy
    VT Zdorovetskiy 4 days ago

    I wonder what life is without College Humor?
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    Cold? Maybe? I mean there’s more humor out there. Can you guys pin this?..

  • Ife Uchime
    Ife Uchime 5 days ago

    Not having to do things solely for likes, impressing your "friends", watching people show off their activities and lifestyle, wishing lots of people happy birthday, and reading people's emotional diary posts are truly a bliss when you stay away from facebook.

  • John Dicanio
    John Dicanio 5 days ago

    Hey there Caldwell why do you snigger?

  • The Arcader
    The Arcader 5 days ago

    I love trap he is so funny

  • Sketchy Me
    Sketchy Me 7 days ago

    this is what happened when you delete one of your social media apps.

  • S
    S 10 days ago

    I guess the best way I can put it is that I suddenly feel..enlightened?

  • AverageMovieGoer
    AverageMovieGoer 10 days ago

    E X P I E R E N C E T R A N Q U I L I T Y

  • Raji Banerjee
    Raji Banerjee 11 days ago

    Next cameo? Adam.

  • Jacka da Hacka
    Jacka da Hacka 11 days ago

    I reckon that Caldwell didn't leave he's just on his drawfee break
    Bdum psh

  • Jovan Lee
    Jovan Lee 11 days ago

    Facebook is bad. G+ is awesome!

  • Rachel Lee
    Rachel Lee 12 days ago

    I love how trapp is always the voice of reason

  • ConstantCompanion
    ConstantCompanion 13 days ago

    Leave facebook.

  • maia -san
    maia -san 13 days ago

    s..soos?

  • N. Wednesday Quansah
    N. Wednesday Quansah 13 days ago

    OMG, this had me so cracking up! You could see Trapp trying not to break! I want Zac to bring this character back!

  • Critter Cosner
    Critter Cosner 14 days ago

    I don't have Facebook.

  • onanidaily
    onanidaily 14 days ago

    The second video with a character who is clearly stoned off their ass.

  • FirstDigit
    FirstDigit 14 days ago

    hush. *INSTANT VOMIT RAY*

  • A Weird Mushroom
    A Weird Mushroom 14 days ago

    Ever think about that?

  • E.t.A A.
    E.t.A A. 15 days ago

    In other words being high is better than using Facebook.

  • Mulberryman
    Mulberryman 15 days ago

    am I the only person in the world with access to the internet who doesn't have and has never had a facebook account

  • Assdroid is a funny pun

    I think the ones trying to criticize him are the bigger smart-asses, but I just like the acting and music here. Really funny.

  • Adrot
    Adrot 16 days ago

    I would if I had a better way to communicate with my college pals (which I know there is but it wouldn't have the superior advantage because collective mind and stuff)

  • yoyoy yoyoo
    yoyoy yoyoo 17 days ago

    man this video is slap me. but if you are know of friendster and my space. its truely about making friend and not talking harsh and lame post. about make me mad. thats why im gonna delete it. just to reduces the stress of lame as post.

  • Robert George
    Robert George 17 days ago

    Its like ciggarettes it takes a few times to quit

  • SpookyTomb 43
    SpookyTomb 43 18 days ago

    CALDWELL

  • squealylime
    squealylime 19 days ago

    CALDWELL!!

  • Sir Velociraptor
    Sir Velociraptor 22 days ago

    Lol this sketch makes fun of this but there are so many benefits to not using social media

  • vivek jhariya
    vivek jhariya 23 days ago

    Background music sucks

  • LegendOfPichu155
    LegendOfPichu155 24 days ago

    I need more blake

  • StrangoFilm
    StrangoFilm 24 days ago

    i love the voice zac does

  • 1KQ Godzillakill
    1KQ Godzillakill 28 days ago

    lesson learned dont throw a phone at blake

  • Elligons
    Elligons 28 days ago

    I know people that pulled this shit.

  • leevs
    leevs 28 days ago

    What were they doing in the beginning??

  • XSnowStorm13X
    XSnowStorm13X 28 days ago

    I want to delete my Facebook but how do I talk to girls without messenger,my girlfriend would freak out.

  • bloody tomato
    bloody tomato 28 days ago

    i ve been 2 months without FB or instagram or twitter
    main thing that changed
    i was away from News & trends & new memes
    i am calmer but more likely living in the 90s while the world is in 2017
    at least there is 9GAG

  • Cartoonaroonies *
    Cartoonaroonies * 28 days ago

    I don't even have facebook does that mean I'm always enlightened?

  • Peter M
    Peter M 29 days ago

    Was hoping Michael was wearing a trippy moving shirt like in the thumbnail.

  • Rismosch
    Rismosch Month ago

    When you want to deleter your facebook but don't have an account.....

  • danky memes
    danky memes Month ago

    one more time

  • Ian-Devon Lewis
    Ian-Devon Lewis Month ago

    in all honesty... i do actually feel so much better being away from that crap site and not having to see everyones nonsensical asinine thought and those god damn pokes... now if only i could disconnect from youtube. Nope too many cat videos and people slamming into low hanging bridges...

  • achanwahn
    achanwahn Month ago

    yeah, I left & never went back. so much nicer

  • Dominique Mayer
    Dominique Mayer Month ago

    I don't have Facebook

  • John Smith
    John Smith Month ago

    Facebook cannot still be relevant?

  • Amitabha Kusari
    Amitabha Kusari Month ago

    Left facebook for a year,and still no enlightenment. What did I do wrong?

  • Vojtěch Balcárek
    Vojtěch Balcárek Month ago

    😂😂

  • Kyle Vonk
    Kyle Vonk Month ago

    why is tippling suddenly everywhere?

  • Decode Cod3
    Decode Cod3 Month ago

    best video on youtube hahahaha

  • Human Shoe
    Human Shoe Month ago

    Why is trapp always the sensible one

  • Gregory Osb
    Gregory Osb Month ago

    Incredibly FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • GpD79
    GpD79 Month ago

    I really love Caldwell! He's so damn handsome! Wish he was featured more on CH!

  • Taro Tea
    Taro Tea Month ago

    Was that Mountain Dew as Trapp's vomit?

  • Arturo Lozano
    Arturo Lozano Month ago

    O_o Was he fucking PISSING out of his mouth!?

  • Akhil Madi
    Akhil Madi Month ago +1

    Doitlooklikeimleftonbadnboujee

  • Travis Steele
    Travis Steele Month ago

    Djevrthinabowtha

  • Vinai Uthipratuma
    Vinai Uthipratuma Month ago

    This soundtrack inspires me to de-active my Facebook account.

  • Ridiculous 77
    Ridiculous 77 Month ago

    I can't be the only one that really wants to punch these guys in to the face, right?

  • Yonk
    Yonk Month ago

    amazing portlandia vibes here

  • Toryu-Mau
    Toryu-Mau Month ago

    So... he filled the void left by the book of faces with pretty mushrooms?

  • SomeDumbGamer
    SomeDumbGamer Month ago

    That moment when you see a comment with 1.9k and you like it to see if it hits 2k.

  • A Channel
    A Channel Month ago

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  • Cinimod Esports Offical

    Yo that guy at the end looks a lot like Blake

  • pixel girl
    pixel girl Month ago

    From the sound effect of Blake's puke-ray, he's clearly a Dalek.

  • Kaiya 。。
    Kaiya 。。 Month ago +1

    Ever think about that

  • Joseph Laviopierre
    Joseph Laviopierre Month ago

    Some people in the comments dont get that the joke is being off Facebook isn't as amazing as some people say.

  • Brenden Bradley
    Brenden Bradley Month ago

    If anyone watches Steven Suptic please tell me he reminds you of Cib!

  • _Spilled_Milk_ Pro-Champion-At-Life

    He sounds like Soos.

  • Adam Neto
    Adam Neto Month ago

    Katie's reaction when he was behind him was genuine and it was hilarious

  • Lukas Watson
    Lukas Watson Month ago

    Xd

  • Cool Potato
    Cool Potato Month ago +1

    I feel like so many of their videos are lots of stupid people with one smart person who ends up dying or seeing traumatic things






    And I love it!

  • Bukan Hamid
    Bukan Hamid Month ago +1

    When I see the thumbnail: IS THAT PBG??!!

  • tk m
    tk m Month ago

    I stopped Facebook because I'm too laz....

  • Jason Gerber
    Jason Gerber Month ago

    I HATE THAT SKITTLES COMMERCIAL

  • Pinder Gill
    Pinder Gill Month ago

    can you do another thing like when ghandi shows up for yoga class, i feel like my culture is not represented properly here. enlightenment is a budhist ideology while deities with manny hands are from hinduism/ Sanatana Dharma please be more considerate. this is my culture and things like these attack my dignity and self confidence. so STOP FUCKING doing this SHIT!!!

  • KING KATT
    KING KATT Month ago

    Zach's performance is amazing in this video

  • LostSoul 13
    LostSoul 13 Month ago

    I swear Trapp is so sceptical in every video. XD

  • Seb Clax
    Seb Clax Month ago

    cuckoo?

  • Liam K
    Liam K Month ago

    E X P E R I E N C E T R A N Q U I L I T Y

  • WretchedDrake
    WretchedDrake Month ago

    I never even had a Facebook.

  • BruhMonJee
    BruhMonJee Month ago

    😂🤣Great Video👍👍

  • Kian Ontong
    Kian Ontong Month ago

    only have Facebook for signing into other accounts

  • cecilia art
    cecilia art Month ago

    blake should be an ASMRist lol

  • Bill Cipher
    Bill Cipher Month ago

    One more time, please?

  • yehndor
    yehndor 2 months ago

    Katie reacts like she legitimately had no idea Zach was gonna pop up behind Trapp lol

  • Naþan Ø
    Naþan Ø 2 months ago

    The _correct_ way to delete your Facebook is to delete it then recreate it when the sky is as blood and the rivers run think with bile. Obviously.

  • Roxana
    Roxana 2 months ago

    illuminati on the instagram

  • Nicci Nymphomaniac
    Nicci Nymphomaniac 2 months ago

    I relate to this so badly XDDD

  • Andres Rodriguez
    Andres Rodriguez 2 months ago

    Time to get back to the matrix.

  • Giacomo Rado
    Giacomo Rado 2 months ago

    Experience Tranquillity

  • Pedro Esteban
    Pedro Esteban 2 months ago

    I'm sharing this on Hi5

  • Jedward Cunterblast
    Jedward Cunterblast 2 months ago

    I just don't sign in. It's just memes and pictures of the same 6 locations literally every single person on my Facebook has visited because tickets are like $200. I have a phone I can, like, just call them.

  • GustavSparrow HigaReefa

    hahahahahhahahahahhaahhahaha

  • Probeasty 678
    Probeasty 678 2 months ago

    If it sounded like remember me he actually said experience tranquility

  • Very Coy
    Very Coy 2 months ago

    i love zack

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