The Straightest Dude Ever


  • Added:  27 days ago
  • (He eats lighters.)

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    CAST
    John - John Milhiser
    Ally Beardsley
    Grant O'Brien
    Raphael Chestang
    Zac Oyama
    Katie Marovitch

    Party Background -
    Curtis Kingsley
    Meghan Smith
    Paul Martin
    Jason Nguyen
    Chris Schuchert
    Frankie McLafferty

    CREW
    Director - Ryan Anthony Martin
    Writer - Jessica Ross
    Producer - Shane Crown
    Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
    Director of Photography - Cooper James
    1st AC -Chris MacDonald
    2nd AC/DIT - Santiago Bahti
    Gaffer - Saul Cervantes
    Key Grip - Nathan Krauss
    Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter of BoTown Sound
    HMU - Denise Valentine
    Production Designer - Kaeleigh Morrison
    President of Original Content - Sam Reich
    Senior Vice President of Production - Spencer Griffin
    Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks
    Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
    Production Legal - Karen Segall
    Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
    Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
    Production Assistant - Kennya Rivera
    Production Assistant - Kevin Clark-Ryan
    Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
    Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
    Content Management Supervisor - Theodora Hart
    Programming Assistant - Caroline Langella
    Editor - Ryan Anthony Martin & Sam Geer
    Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
    Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Mark Chernausek
    Assistant Editor - Brittany Joyner
    Assistant Editor - A.J. Bedard
  • Video CategoriesComedy
  • Runtime: 3:52
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Comments: 4 856

  • sir moj
    sir moj 1 hour ago

    lmao

  • Jesus Smith
    Jesus Smith 1 hour ago

    I thought that the straightest dude ever was the most interesting man in the world.

  • VanillaEngineer
    VanillaEngineer 2 hours ago

    I don't get it

  • Name Name
    Name Name 2 hours ago

    Real name must be Chad

  • BackslideDan
    BackslideDan 4 hours ago

    'He smells like shit all the time'
    'WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!'
    Hey he said it not me.

  • Always VIRAL
    Always VIRAL 5 hours ago

    Panasonic are the best

  • SirVin
    SirVin 16 hours ago

    Hey look a new Walking Dead main charackter for the next season XD

  • Crispy Bacon
    Crispy Bacon 21 hour ago

    These aren't necessarily "straight" qualities, rather some jackass insecure about their masculinity. You can like dick and be ultra manly. You can be scrawny and effeminate yet still straight as an arrow.

  • Sean Wheeler
    Sean Wheeler 22 hours ago

    If he's strait, why did he tap the black dude's ass and hit his groin? And why didn't he act more perverted with the ladies?

  • FrigZ
    FrigZ 1 day ago

    Me at the party:

  • ChocolateSoul
    ChocolateSoul 1 day ago

    Jake would've played that character better

  • Schroeder M. Schulz

    sexually straight?
    or just straight..

  • sambi bambi
    sambi bambi 1 day ago

    lmao these oblivious stinky heteros in the comments section ~analyzing~ this like "okay, it might SEEM like its about this or that but Actually the joke is that there was no joke and straights r oppressed. imagine if they made jokes about Gays. imagine what that would be like. if that thing, that never ever happens, happened, even once. what would that be like. imagine"

  • Elijah Bailey
    Elijah Bailey 1 day ago

    Ok, I have a serious question: how do you apply to work at College Humor?

  • Emily Goh V
    Emily Goh V 1 day ago

    I didn't get the whole thing 'straight' at all but oh well....

  • Brimborius der Ältere

    awesome! :D

  • Lorenzo Campolongo
    Lorenzo Campolongo 1 day ago

    should be titled most masculine man ever.

  • Erez Attar
    Erez Attar 1 day ago

    There was an illuminati symbol on the beer can

  • jhhwild
    jhhwild 1 day ago

    It was really hard to come out as straight to my parents, but now I'm straight and proud...I can't wait to participate in the next straight pride parade. Anyone got a lighter?

  • SoOrbital
    SoOrbital 1 day ago

    Fucking straight people

  • awkward sauce
    awkward sauce 1 day ago

    Dude that's exactaly how straight girls act

  • average commenter
    average commenter 1 day ago

    just keep devolving

  • Lexie Blake
    Lexie Blake 2 days ago

    I barely realized they were making fun of the gays who over show it

  • Stupid Faggot™
    Stupid Faggot™ 2 days ago

    best

  • Lazor
    Lazor 2 days ago

    "I know how to fix a lightswitch, But i aint one.. I cant turn of my Straightness, youknow."

  • Legit Steve
    Legit Steve 2 days ago

    This is so fake news. If he were really straight, he would crack open a cold one with the boys, not hand a warm one to a man.

  • DefOni
    DefOni 2 days ago

    The (Most Douchebag) Dude Ever

  • Scibbie / ǝıqqıɔS

    Acting as if straight isnt normal? lol

  • pétri pat
    pétri pat 2 days ago

    I find it funny but I dont get the straight thing

  • Fungimegusta
    Fungimegusta 2 days ago

    Was that a pull-up? ZERO!

  • John Morgan
    John Morgan 2 days ago

    Why is this so fucking relatable.

  • chickyhaga
    chickyhaga 2 days ago

    this is so stupid

  • MagicTurtle643
    MagicTurtle643 2 days ago

    Hilarious.

  • Farhan Hassan
    Farhan Hassan 2 days ago

    you can never be too straight this days

  • Wulf da Wulf
    Wulf da Wulf 2 days ago

    Spends more time talking to the men who don't want him to be there than the women who are practically adoring him…



    TOTALLY STRAIGHT

  • Random Man
    Random Man 2 days ago

    Now flip roles

  • Trevor Meck
    Trevor Meck 2 days ago

    leaving a party to sharpen a knife connection is not straight it's something edgy kids do cuz they have no friends. that gay straight guy is not straight nor is he gay he is an edge Lord

  • Jordan Oldham
    Jordan Oldham 2 days ago

    (he eats lighters)

  • Lancaster Greenfield

    I know this is off. Topic but I love Allie's voice. It's got that super chill vibe XD

  • Flan Chocoflan
    Flan Chocoflan 2 days ago

    James Dean was gay btw

  • Mason Pines
    Mason Pines 2 days ago +1

    This vid is gay

  • Vikki XOXO
    Vikki XOXO 2 days ago

    I accept him

  • Josiah Is hot af
    Josiah Is hot af 2 days ago

    when gay is the normal and being straight is weird

  • Zenonzazira
    Zenonzazira 2 days ago

    Funny thing is, this guy is clearly unlikeable, except the problem is, there are no guys who actually act like this, there are faggots who act like the reverse though.

  • Dankyy
    Dankyy 2 days ago

    *H E E A T S L I G H T E R S*

  • Spirit Phoenix783
    Spirit Phoenix783 3 days ago

    this is a basically a regular gay guy but straight...

  • Straight Up
    Straight Up 3 days ago +1

    I think the nut tapping will get you killed. Note to all the really socially awkward people who are wondering if tapping guys nuts will make you seem cool. Do not do this, unless you want to lose your nuts, or have muscles that can prevent you losing your nuts.

  • Armadillo 2001
    Armadillo 2001 3 days ago

    aww, but I like making fun of straight people without considering their feelings, CH why you gotta do this to me?

  • ETMB 2
    ETMB 2 3 days ago

    he seems pretty gay actually

  • Jesus Mecia
    Jesus Mecia 3 days ago

    he's a jerk
    girls : we know!

    see! that's the problem. lot of girl would go out with that kind of person, just to "realize " few months later thay "omg, he's such an irresponsible jerk"! To top it off I bet they then say something like "all guys are the same ".

  • Cindy Reed
    Cindy Reed 3 days ago

    Acting uber gay is just as obnoxious

  • Epicell
    Epicell 3 days ago

    hes not even straight hes just a classic cringy weird socially awkward guy that acts straight...

  • Samuel Baugh
    Samuel Baugh 3 days ago

    I love how Football is considered the straightest thing ever. There's no Homosexual connotations about a sport where sweaty men tackle each other, take group showers constantly, slap butts for praise, have the Quarterback stare into another dude's rear every single play, have positions called "Tight end" and "Wide Receiver", and occasionally pretend to be women for fun. Nope. None at all.

  • Zhang Tong
    Zhang Tong 3 days ago

    Ha, gayyyy!

  • Daniel Iamandi
    Daniel Iamandi 3 days ago

    Plot Twist : He's gay

  • Joshua Chhakchhuak
    Joshua Chhakchhuak 3 days ago

    Lol, when you also own a knife collection

  • Glassbrain
    Glassbrain 3 days ago

    These people are usually super fuckin' gay but they'll never, ever admit it.

  • The MadCatter
    The MadCatter 3 days ago

    its funny cause that guys really gay.

    he played hitler once

  • The Plant
    The Plant 3 days ago

    I'd honestly come there with a whole arsenal of Febreeze cans. I'm related to actual people like him (y'know, total douches.) and they smell like HORSE SHIT. So, do you want your house smelling like flowers, sage, 'Greek Seaside' (probably smells like chemicals) or cookies? I know a really good trick to flood the house with that smell.

  • Jason Stewart
    Jason Stewart 3 days ago

    How about you guys make a video called "the gayest guy ever", that would be interesting. Use just about every gay stereotype while you're at it.

  • Lightning Leopard
    Lightning Leopard 3 days ago

    What are you gay?

  • Priscila Garay
    Priscila Garay 3 days ago

    "I really want him to tell me how to look, dress, think, and feel" LOL

    He's also that guy that doesn't care when he doesn't make you cum and just falls asleep

  • will johnson
    will johnson 3 days ago

    Goals

  • El Chapo
    El Chapo 3 days ago

    Fantastic and funny video

  • ThePocoErebus
    ThePocoErebus 4 days ago

    I'm so straight, even the spaghetti I eat is straight.

  • Druid McGee
    Druid McGee 4 days ago

    What's funny about this is even though it's supposed to be a parody of people who talk about flaming homosexuals, I actually know people like this.

  • Slightly Below Average

    S o S t r a i g h t

  • RasenRendan X
    RasenRendan X 4 days ago

    Pretty soon CH well do a video about people nowadays being to edgy

  • Dingly Do
    Dingly Do 4 days ago

    Even his name is straight.

  • Justin Patterson 【ストウジャクソン】

    OK, his voice actually sounded a little gay if ya' ask me

  • Elwood Hellsythe
    Elwood Hellsythe 4 days ago

    Red Pillers in a nutshell...

  • EAT MY INSIDES
    EAT MY INSIDES 4 days ago

    i thought it was gonna end with the straight guy kissing another dude

  • EliteSwagNinja
    EliteSwagNinja 4 days ago

    He sounded gay

  • spottedstar1123
    spottedstar1123 4 days ago

    isn't he the guy that plays Hitler?

  • Shivangi D
    Shivangi D 4 days ago

    Isn't this the guy who plays gay hitler in all the sketches

  • Sebastian Sean Crow.

    Wouldn't it be "cooling straight" or "damply straight" since flaming is gay?

  • ItzComicArmy
    ItzComicArmy 4 days ago

    Why is collegehumor acting like being gay is the norm?

  • Zwischendurch TV
    Zwischendurch TV 4 days ago

    What does straight mean?

  • Dino 1
    Dino 1 4 days ago

    dont want to be judged but act kinda like this straight guy

  • HOLY SHT I LOVE PIE
    HOLY SHT I LOVE PIE 4 days ago

    this guys my hero

  • Jayce Johnson
    Jayce Johnson 4 days ago

    If ya gotta convince others you're straight, you're probably a homophobe, if you're a homophobe, ya gotta convince yourself you're straight...

  • Dansafjam Shakshak
    Dansafjam Shakshak 4 days ago

    i feel your pain man...its hard being straight out here nowadays...didnt ask to be this way...😩

  • Rugie
    Rugie 4 days ago

    Really annoys me how people always confuse their sexuality with their personality.
    You don't have to live up to your own stereotype if you just act the way that makes you feel comfortable and confident. Whether that's being a feminine gay person, masculine gay person, feminine straight person or a masculine straight person YOU DO YOU!

  • peytøn hamiltøn-høwlter

    "now he's doing rap arms and he's not even...rapping"

  • Peach The en cermet
    Peach The en cermet 4 days ago

    He's as straight as a boomerang that doesn't function properly because it's so straight

  • ANigerianPrince
    ANigerianPrince 4 days ago

    Shoulda got Dom Mazzeti to play that role.

  • N.I. McClusky
    N.I. McClusky 4 days ago

    Let's be real, some people like this are probably just going overboard trying to hide the fact that they're gay.

  • John Gillespie
    John Gillespie 4 days ago

    That guy is gayer than a pride parade.

  • Ryuzaki Ryuga
    Ryuzaki Ryuga 4 days ago

    Straight guys don't talk about emotions.

  • C. Moore
    C. Moore 4 days ago

    "I may know how to fix a light switch but I ain't one. I can't turn off my straightness."
    Just picture that your brain is made of tiny boxes and pick the box that's straight and CRUSH IT!
    Turn is off. Like a light switch. Just go zap. Really what's so hard about that?

  • Cup Cake Unleashed
    Cup Cake Unleashed 4 days ago

    I know a guy like this.

  • BroadswordMedia
    BroadswordMedia 4 days ago

    I thought this was going to be funny.

  • Jason Akers
    Jason Akers 4 days ago

    Is this really CollegeHumor? The video was actually kind of funny. Seems out of place here.

  • Jeff Wang
    Jeff Wang 4 days ago

    Straight pride represent!
    *Waves gray flag

  • Kelvin Hoang
    Kelvin Hoang 4 days ago

    I mean... hockey is kinda gay.

  • Ekay
    Ekay 4 days ago

    ironically these aren't straight guy things, these are douche bag things. College Humor doesn't know how to be straight....

  • Jmatts Games
    Jmatts Games 5 days ago

    But if you make a 'Gayest Dude Ever' everyone freaks out

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