Apartment Hunting in NYC is the Worst

Comments: 577

  • HaveN
    HaveN 4 days ago

    All the apartments are way too big and the prices for them are probably upwards of 8K a month

  • 007Chakochi
    007Chakochi 7 days ago

    Sighhhhhhhh

  • Gringo Show
    Gringo Show 8 days ago

    You get to view the place in private and not with 99 other house-hunters? Sydney residents are jealous.

  • Winged One
    Winged One 9 days ago

    ...There are single people who can afford to hire whatever the apartment equivalent of a real estate agent is?? o_O

  • bananian
    bananian 1 month ago

    this gives me anxiety

  • Harlekin Sego
    Harlekin Sego 1 month ago

    She has amazing legs

  • Erin LaRue
    Erin LaRue 2 months ago

    Shared outdoor space

  • Henri Za Lal Lian
    Henri Za Lal Lian 2 months ago

    "You said there was a gym?"
    "Yes, he's right there"
    "Hi, I'm Jim"
    "You need a membership to talk to him"
    Lol

  • vytae9
    vytae9 2 months ago

    Try London...

  • Misterbas 7
    Misterbas 7 2 months ago

    It's worse in Paris

  • Jajamu Shume
    Jajamu Shume 2 months ago

    Did anyone else read it as Apartment Haunting?

  • mjstory1976
    mjstory1976 2 months ago

    Still better than my old apartment

  • Rumaisa
    Rumaisa 2 months ago

    why do I find most of the college humor's video is unfunny and annoyingly annoying

  • Desmond Griffin
    Desmond Griffin 2 months ago

    so true man and I'm a new yorker myself

  • ShadeSlayer1911
    ShadeSlayer1911 2 months ago

    So why do people who don't earn enough money go to live in new York City? Only reason i can think of is for school, but hey, that's just the general struggle of student life; unless you're rich, you're not going to be living in a nice place. If you were going for a job, I would presume that the job could at least support a decent place for 1 person.

  • Rose Mulet
    Rose Mulet 2 months ago

    Hi, I'd like 400 square foot apartment in the cheapest area of Manhatten
    "Great, that'll be a million dollars"

  • Mathew Jackson
    Mathew Jackson 2 months ago

    Sounds like Sydney Australia. Though I bet in all major cities its like this... (It's always the Asians that buy the property, can't outbid them in an auction)

  • ekklesiast
    ekklesiast 2 months ago

    Rent control causes shortage.

  • Albert Baldry
    Albert Baldry 3 months ago

    Membership

  • Jacob Cooley
    Jacob Cooley 3 months ago

    I should have bought a cheap apartment in lower manhattan right after 9-11.

  • Jas C.
    Jas C. 3 months ago

    Did anyone else think "It's okay if she flushes herself down the toilet! She'll just end up at the Ministry of Magic"? Nope? Only me!?

  • KingQuan
    KingQuan 3 months ago

    I love all the people who has decided to move to NYC commenting

  • Star Blaze
    Star Blaze 3 months ago

    I'd go with the one with Jim. I just wouldn't talk to him. You need a membership to talk to him, but it doesn't mean I can't move him into a small closet and lock him in there. Problem solved.

  • k'ie kie
    k'ie kie 3 months ago

    This was me looking for an apartment in downtown Toronto ugh! I just ended up settling for midtown which wasn't that much better.

  • Priest Morrison
    Priest Morrison 3 months ago

    dick pic titty pic

  • Christian Vidauri
    Christian Vidauri 3 months ago

    "Jim?"
    "No, I'm sorry not in this building."
    "No".

  • KoshVader
    KoshVader 3 months ago

    You see, I am totally cool with the concept of mutant turtles who practice ninjitsu in the 2003 series, but Casey who doesn't appear to have stable full time employment somehow being able to afford a huge apartment in NYC during a resession? Nah, that's just too unrealistic.

  • Pleb Blud
    Pleb Blud 3 months ago

    This video is a trip

  • Victor Chen
    Victor Chen 3 months ago

    San Francisco about the same

  • iwanttoseemrshow
    iwanttoseemrshow 4 months ago

    We are fucked.

  • Dindunuffin
    Dindunuffin 5 months ago

    I would of laughed if it was just realistic. If every place was extremely small cause that's what it's really like. in th less expensive areas of NYC you can get a condo for 1.2 million dollars. That's the affordable part too.....

  • J Moez US
    J Moez US 5 months ago

    joke's on her

  • Vito Nostromo
    Vito Nostromo 5 months ago

    what is the guy called, he's from another video but I cant remember which?

  • Tom Powell
    Tom Powell 5 months ago

    Pals Omfg enforcement This is trul~ !cool slap

  • ParaSwarm
    ParaSwarm 5 months ago

    Just spit on myself at "man door."

  • Rahem Nori
    Rahem Nori 6 months ago

    Srsly i got pissed up

  • Tjorre B
    Tjorre B 6 months ago

    02:13 weren't you needed pie? wtf is he saying? =P

  • fanaticentertainment
    fanaticentertainment 6 months ago

    WE JUST CANT WAIT TO DECORATE :D

  • Castiel Winchester
    Castiel Winchester 6 months ago

    you need Cherry Dude to help you find a home

  • Luca Tomas
    Luca Tomas 6 months ago

    The last one was Dr. House and Wilson's apartment!

  • Ulquiorra Michaelis
    Ulquiorra Michaelis 7 months ago

    Just live in Queens and commute to Manhattan

  • Reebow Amethyst
    Reebow Amethyst 9 months ago

    Avery Monson! Also - Nick Rutherford is in the girly slumber party. I'm beginning to see a trend. Maybe we should try CRUNCHING it down!

  • Hayden Vandenbrink
    Hayden Vandenbrink 9 months ago

    Isn't that guy in Crunch Time for RoosterTeeth?

  • otocan
    otocan 9 months ago

    It's depressing how accurate this is.

  • Virginia Kingsford
    Virginia Kingsford 9 months ago

    I live in south Texas where my 2 bedroom 2 and 1/2 bath which is 1300 sq feet is 930 a month.... go ahead... hate me.

    • Omar Ignacio
      Omar Ignacio 3 months ago

      <<<< True Alek, very true..... All of these poor bastards living in NewYork, San Fran, etc... are all just going to die broke. Where do you live outside of the U.S. I hear of a TON of awesome places outside of the U.S.


    • Alek S
      Alek S 8 months ago

      Same but only 350 with a vista view of the city and the Pacific - best places to live aren't in the US anymore


    • Jeunesse
      Jeunesse 9 months ago

      Yeah but you live in Texas


  • Nyani Cat
    Nyani Cat 9 months ago

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  • leo ross
    leo ross 9 months ago

    In SF the apartment with the massive hole in the wall would be 7k a month to rent...

  • Brian Alex Clark
    Brian Alex Clark 9 months ago

    that end tag was funnier than the whole video lol! (meant as compliment)

  • Kayla Fox
    Kayla Fox 9 months ago

    tis makes me glad that i dont plan on living in a big city hopefully

  • Gasgano
    Gasgano 9 months ago

    9/10 would click her

  • Gary Turbo
    Gary Turbo 9 months ago

    I live 50 miles from Atlanta and I pay $500/ month for a 2bedroom house

  • Jack Gyori
    Jack Gyori 10 months ago

    Try renting in London!
    Step one earn 1 million dollars
    step two exchange that 1 million dollars to pounds so it's now worth a third less.
    step three property hunt for the next 3 years
    step four rent a 10x10 shack on the River Thames for 22k a month...
    Rinse, wash and repeat!

    • Madame Reader
      Madame Reader 1 month ago

      he meant to have less money after converting to pounds cause dollar worth less than pounds. Simple math. Try to get your high school diploma.


    • Adam Harrison
      Adam Harrison 5 months ago

      Depends where really, if you want to live in a crack den in the docklands it would probably only cost a few hundred grand


    • sweliam1
      sweliam1 5 months ago

      Pokerface So many fallacies!


    • Pokerface
      Pokerface 5 months ago

      You do realize the British pound is still worth more than the US dollar, right?


    • sweliam1
      sweliam1 6 months ago

      Jack Gyori You do know that rinse and wash are basically synonymous, right?


  • TheCARCOON11
    TheCARCOON11 10 months ago

    You don't know Paris.

    • CuCuz
      CuCuz 10 months ago

      Paris these days… is crazy.
      Ça fait des semaines que je cherche et y a rien.


  • thevampirefrog06
    thevampirefrog06 11 months ago

    Unrealistic, those places are all waaaaaaay too big.

  • martinshoosterman
    martinshoosterman 11 months ago

    step 1, earn 4 million dollars
    step 2 buy a 1200sq ft apartment in NYC....

    • CrazyCorner
      CrazyCorner 2 months ago

      martinshoosterman too many 00s sorry


    • Sam Smith
      Sam Smith 3 months ago

      martinshoosterman if you have 4 million just retired and buy a big house in the boon docks


    • sweliam1
      sweliam1 9 months ago

      martinshoosterman Yeeeaaah, no. You're not getting a 1200sq. Ft apartment in NYC for $4m.


  • KaBoom The Commenter EXPLODES into battle!

    DA last one.... *da

  • kim sosa
    kim sosa 11 months ago

    I went there & I live in Chicago and even though Chicago is known for violence, it's waaaay better than Newyork , not as crowded and most of Chicago is actually clean (except the west& Deep South). Most people move to Newyork just for the "experience "they think they're gonna get. But It always smells like shit and there's mutant rats everywhere. People are miserable as hell trying to live paycheck by Paycheck to afford to live in their 500 sq studio apartment. I would never survive in Newyork. Don't know how people adapt to living like that.

  • PoeticPursuits
    PoeticPursuits 1 year ago

    My apartment is great, it doesn't come with door knobs on any of the rooms so you don't need to make the effort of turning knobs, the doors are larger than the frames so they don't close all the way either, which is great if someone needs to intrude on you easily, two of the windows aren't holstered in so if you need to get in or out without the key you can tap them with just two fingers and they pop out, there are holes leading to a space in the bottom outside that house stray cats use as shelter so it is super cool to see cats all the time despite their defecation causing the house to smell, and the backdoor came with a broken knob so anyone could get in without silly things like a key.

    I'm not joking about any of these wonderful features.

  • CJ B
    CJ B 1 year ago

    anyone else find this chick attractive?

    • Cash Back
      Cash Back 11 months ago

      +Those Russkies Mutual Jerk Fun?


    • Those Russkies
      Those Russkies 11 months ago

      wtf lol. why do you care if anyone else finds her attractive.


    • Cash Back
      Cash Back 11 months ago

      No she's a cutie and is rockin that power-suit!


    • CJ B
      CJ B 1 year ago

      or am i just drunk?


  • Aidan Hodge-McNutt
    Aidan Hodge-McNutt 1 year ago

    I went to NYC. It sucks worse than Chicago. Most big cities are crap. Minneapolis is somewhat livable. San Francisco is probably the best.

    • Robert Jones
      Robert Jones 9 days ago

      if you get the change you should rent in nashville tn. it's pretty good I think. I live out in small town USA, one bedroom duplex $350 a month.


    • Joshua Johnson
      Joshua Johnson 2 months ago

      komandantData you will regret that statement one day


    • komandantData
      komandantData 3 months ago

      You're so wrong. And also, coming from a European perspective, stop calling SF as "the most European city in USA", it has nothing to do with Europe, where do you freaking get that comparison? I would prefer NY over SF anytime.


    • komandantData
      komandantData 3 months ago

      SF, hahaha! Smell of poop and pee, and pot everywhere, bunch of homeless people and crackheads. SF is a joke!


  • AK47 Eason
    AK47 Eason 1 year ago

    note to self don't move to NYC

  • Marc Van De Sandt
    Marc Van De Sandt 1 year ago

    Jap! All the "best places to live" is shit, small, expensive and shit

  • Arceus Lord of Creation

    "Plus give me whatever you have in your pockets"
    "....are you mugging me?"

  • Alison Gold
    Alison Gold 1 year ago

    Wtf this apartment is so nice

  • HelpI'mLost
    HelpI'mLost 1 year ago

    or you could live in reno, where the desperation flows like lead in flint.

  • Lucas James
    Lucas James 1 year ago

    Come to the Rust Belt! We have huge Victorian houses in ruins that rent for $2 a month and clean air, because all the factories closed. Cheap living and wide open spaces, plus no employment and scenic ruins from when there were more people and businesses. If you can't take the noise and frustration of the city, and you don't go for the "culture," then get out and get your peace of mind back. :-)

    • WorldoftheNebulous
      WorldoftheNebulous 1 month ago

      Buffalo is ridiculously cheap and up-and-coming nowadays. Lots of construction/gentrification happening...


    • Joshua Johnson
      Joshua Johnson 2 months ago

      Lucas James does it has fresh dirt. and wide open space. because i blow my paycheck on seeds and livestock and make a commune.


  • Whoo711
    Whoo711 1 year ago

    Is this the product of rent control or... what?

  • Mukhtar Ahmed
    Mukhtar Ahmed 1 year ago

    imagine this but 10 times worse and hey presto, you've got London

  • DFKHSDKFJSBDJKFBSD Kermit

    Apartment Hunting in London

  • Adan Lopez
    Adan Lopez 1 year ago

    New York is a shit hole of a place. I visited there, and it smelled like piss. Homeless people every corner. People are rude as fuck. It looks like a place of endless misery. That place is fucking horrendous. I live in TX by the way. Much cleaner and friendlier people.

    • Red The Hunter
      Red The Hunter 2 months ago

      Adan Lopez Misery does love company


    • Gaston
      Gaston 1 year ago

      +Adan Lopez i personally find friendly people INCREDIBLY ANNOYING. its like they think i care about there shitty life when i dont, thats why New York is great nobody gives a fuck about anybody else.


  • Brian Banegas
    Brian Banegas 1 year ago

    damn it I'm from New York...why can't I find any of these great places?

  • the boss gamer 123
    the boss gamer 123 1 year ago

    Thats just so stupid that it's so crowded there they have to do that

  • likeastarbaby
    likeastarbaby 1 year ago

    jokes aside, all of those apartments that he looked at would cost about £1,000,000 in london. no exaggeration.

    • now I'm here
      now I'm here 2 months ago

      moving from my country where a 2-room+kitchen+bath apartment in good places in Moscow costs £70 000... and there it's 1 million or more.... Jesus


    • William De Mey
      William De Mey 2 months ago

      likeastarbaby San Francisco is actually the most expensive on average.


    • likeastarbaby
      likeastarbaby 8 months ago

      +Alek S its a joke...i don't know if you watched the video but the places that he looked at were shitholes. the only place more expensive to live than london in the US is new york, and that is largely due to its size.


  • BMoney8600
    BMoney8600 1 year ago

    That's why I'm never going to New York

  • Giorgio Baradit
    Giorgio Baradit 1 year ago

    My first house (after I left my families's) had a brick wall view in my bedroom. It was the best years of my life... the only detail was that all the neighbors knew when I was getting some.

  • Ben Lyman
    Ben Lyman 1 year ago

    Luckily I do not plan on living in New York City

  • That_llama_in_a_tuxedo

    As a New Yorker. This exactly happened to me.

  • Mo M
    Mo M 1 year ago

    Futurama made this joke in its first episode

    • Aeon Maujean
      Aeon Maujean 1 year ago

      "No catch. Although we are technically in new jersey."
      "Not one place even remotely liveable!"


    • Aeon Maujean
      Aeon Maujean 1 year ago

      The third one actually.


  • Ultimate 5s
    Ultimate 5s 1 year ago

    puppy monkey baby

  • KingOfAllAnimals
    KingOfAllAnimals 1 year ago

    Reminds me of one of the many reasons I hate NY and would never willingly relocate there.

  • Sylvia Lin
    Sylvia Lin 1 year ago

    I used to share an apartment in NYC with 2 other roommates, 1 of whom slept in the living room, and the other was a rat in my radiator.

    • Poi Lethe
      Poi Lethe 4 months ago

      Sylvia Lin did the rat pay? o.O


  • Maximilian Glanz
    Maximilian Glanz 1 year ago

    I live in NYC!

  • mmm Wtf
    mmm Wtf 1 year ago

    the sad part that this is acurate

  • J Cole
    J Cole 1 year ago

    I'm from NY and this isn't accurate at all joke or not.

  • Sandro Silva
    Sandro Silva 1 year ago

    Who clicked on her boobs

  • betotrono
    betotrono 1 year ago

    it's like house hunting in seattle

  • steamfans
    steamfans 1 year ago

    Apartment hunting in New York is easy, just read the obits to look for vacancies

    • Dr Drake Ramoray
      Dr Drake Ramoray 3 months ago

      steamfans how very harry burns of you to say


    • AK47 Eason
      AK47 Eason 1 year ago

      +J Cole I refuse to go any were near NYC place scares me


    • katelyn ast
      katelyn ast 1 year ago

      +J Cole its a comedy video, its allowed to exaggerate.


    • J Cole
      J Cole 1 year ago

      +aimforlifenow It's really easy lol there's tons of apps you can get that will find exactly what you want and give you basically a virtual walk through, this video wasn't funny for the soul fact that it is sooooooooo far from being even remotely accurate.


      Side note born and raised in NY


    • aimforlifenow
      aimforlifenow 1 year ago

      +steamfans do you live there?


  • Ukhu
    Ukhu 1 year ago

    Try Paris

  • Jack Banaczuk
    Jack Banaczuk 1 year ago

    Is collegehumor based in NYC or L.A?

    • WickedWicka
      WickedWicka 1 year ago

      Now I understand why all the Buzzfeed parody videos.


    • Dana W
      Dana W 1 year ago

      +Danielle Balanga Yes.


    • Danielle Balanga
      Danielle Balanga 1 year ago

      +Aidan Kennedy does that mean they're in a turf war with buzzfeed?


    • Aidan Kennedy
      Aidan Kennedy 1 year ago

      It was based in NYC during this video, but then they moved to LA.


  • ItionoBen
    ItionoBen 1 year ago

    Not just New York.
    Literally anywhere.

    • MudBug
      MudBug 2 months ago

      I'm in Baton Rouge and this is at least 40% accurate.


    • Robjeysimpson
      Robjeysimpson 3 months ago

      Have you been to NY...


    • btbrotherton
      btbrotherton 8 months ago

      The Tree's Apprentice Atlanta is still pretty cheap. Though it's getting more expensive.


    • Tim Rots
      Tim Rots 10 months ago

      Literally, who cares?!


    • Lone Star Studios
      Lone Star Studios 1 year ago

      Literally.


  • Melendy Figaro
    Melendy Figaro 1 year ago

    GREAT VIDEO! Hhaha

  • About 47 T-Rexes
    About 47 T-Rexes 1 year ago

    Why would anyone want to live in nyc?

  • TheMantisShrimp
    TheMantisShrimp 1 year ago

    If you don't like it here, then all of you fucking yuppie can leave

  • Ash the Raccoon
    Ash the Raccoon 1 year ago

    Glad I don't live in new york.. or any big city for that matter.

  • Quiptipt
    Quiptipt 1 year ago

    In other words: Get the fuck out of New York.

  • Trainfan1055
    Trainfan1055 1 year ago

    I would not buy an apartment like that. First crack in the wall and I'm like, 'not interested.'

    • Quiptipt
      Quiptipt 1 year ago

      Then hope you enjoy the sidewalk, cause that's all you can stay at


  • Addie Brice
    Addie Brice 1 year ago

    Never understood the Hooha about NY never liked it.

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