Flying Cars Are Finally Here And They Suuuuck

  • Added:  3 months ago
  • Google founder Larry Page's new invention is nothing like the flying cars we were promised by science fiction movies.

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Comments: 536

  • Emma SpAce
    Emma SpAce Month ago

    I told everyone I was scared of cars! now pixar confirmed what I said scared me! no humans or animals, all dead

    • Emma SpAce
      Emma SpAce Month ago

      the bee movie scared me too


    • Emma SpAce
      Emma SpAce Month ago

      surprisingly though I always thought robots in movies should get rights


    • Emma SpAce
      Emma SpAce Month ago

      lazy town scared me because why were some humans and others clearly sentient puppets, how did that work


    • Emma SpAce
      Emma SpAce Month ago

      word world always confused me because some things were not words and if any word could be taken apart murder would be easy


    • Emma SpAce
      Emma SpAce Month ago

      there are a tonne of examples i'm forgetting though


  • Calden Parker
    Calden Parker 3 months ago

    you are such a damn moron

  • Lexi Pink
    Lexi Pink 3 months ago

    why is there no "rise of the planet of the cars" movie

  • B Ob Bob
    B Ob Bob 3 months ago

    How will he find a way to blame Trump for the flying car looking like a physically challenged frisbee?

  • Broockle
    Broockle 3 months ago

    Does Stephen not know of the Pixar theory?

  • JerryFro26
    JerryFro26 3 months ago

    Wow, 10 billion dollars from merchandising alone?? Holy cow

  • Sacrain
    Sacrain 3 months ago

    Don't worry, the Terrifugia will be released next year, the first official flying car that is affordable to the common man,  Only 250,000 US Dollars!

  • Enkii Muto
    Enkii Muto 3 months ago

    Oh stephen, the cars franchise ruins itself for years, especially since only now we're fucking getting another incredibles movie.

  • Steven Torrey
    Steven Torrey 3 months ago

    And invite the Black Security Guard to our party to make us look liberal and understanding of the Black cause....

  • FreeStyle
    FreeStyle 3 months ago

    Do those cars get car insurance or life insurance? :/

  • Mad9977
    Mad9977 3 months ago

    😂

  • Jonida Sanço
    Jonida Sanço 3 months ago

    Jon Batiste is my age? What am I doing with my life?

  • arizakaa
    arizakaa 3 months ago +1

    Did I miss something or is that just a flying boat? (well not even that actually, but a floating device nonetheless), aka 'water helicopter', but with four blades and without the windshield, making it admittedly slightly cooler looking.

  • Coppercrusader
    Coppercrusader 3 months ago

    fire colbert

  • Eva Hale
    Eva Hale 3 months ago

    Car-meggedon

  • Nathaniel Tewolde
    Nathaniel Tewolde 3 months ago

    2:20 COOOOOOOLD BLOoooooOooooOOOOODED

  • Winter Tyme
    Winter Tyme 3 months ago

    We've already had a flying car. Go to the museum of history; they have one there.

  • Joseph Stine
    Joseph Stine 3 months ago +1

    those flying cars are a good reason not to build trump's wall!

  • D H
    D H 3 months ago

    Stephen keep doing these kind of jokes and stay out of politics. I'm so sick of politics I miss the old you

  • Zac Chapman
    Zac Chapman 3 months ago +2

    Flying cars have been around for a while. Such as Terafugia's Transition or prototype TF-X

  • Brovelasky Ronald
    Brovelasky Ronald 3 months ago

    lincoln tunnel suuuuuuuuicks ass!

  • A FUTURE YOU TUBE CELEB
    A FUTURE YOU TUBE CELEB 3 months ago +2

    *Yeah, it looks bad. You are right, Steve. I was hoping for the one I saw as a kid watching the Jetsons*

  • tinpot1978
    tinpot1978 3 months ago

    SHUT BATISTE UP!!!!

  • chris grammatica
    chris grammatica 3 months ago

    that thing is awesome tell me you wouldnt buy it if you could

  • Daily Sentinal
    Daily Sentinal 3 months ago

    that does suck

  • Black Belt Penguin
    Black Belt Penguin 3 months ago

    Hey everyone we should watch this video 6 times a month at 5 pm and then comment as many times after the video is over and masturbate till it bleeds! Who's with me

  • John Do
    John Do 3 months ago +1

    Trump could take that thing and fly to hell.

  • Phil Lewis
    Phil Lewis 3 months ago

    3:47 Spaceballs anybody?

  • J DeLuca
    J DeLuca 3 months ago

    More of this humor, please. This is hilarious. No political commentary. Keep it comedic.

  • Aefwa Efwe
    Aefwa Efwe 3 months ago +1

    John, your an amazing musician but please stop adding silly insignificant words to the end of Stephen's jokes. Your taking laughs away when you do that.

  • JD Marshall
    JD Marshall 3 months ago

    wasn't a cooler flying car shown off recently, this thing is a mess

  • ҉
    ҉ 3 months ago +1

    Colbert has really lost his flair.. He was much more interesting a decade ago. You know you've lost your comedic honour when you constantly rely on a live audience to remind you which parts of your script are supposed to be funny.

  • Epcot lp
    Epcot lp 3 months ago

    There already was a flying car, and it's an actual car

  • Mike Sullivan
    Mike Sullivan 3 months ago

    seriously, I have no interest at all in your deadweight bandleader.

  • dlgarner
    dlgarner 3 months ago

    Towards the end: Cars = Jon/black people in America. Directed at Jon, they feud.

  • Blue Sky
    Blue Sky 3 months ago

    did YouTube took down the vid of Colbert getting mad @ Trump for insulting John Dickerson? Don't see what he said was wrong.

  • gyneve
    gyneve 3 months ago

    Why did I just get a 5 minute propaganda piece from PragerU?

  • Justin Schmiedel
    Justin Schmiedel 3 months ago

    looks like trumps wall is unnessesary

  • gasparsigma
    gasparsigma 3 months ago

    why is he so salty about it?

  • Capt. Bacon
    Capt. Bacon 3 months ago

    flying cars have existed since the '60s its nothing new. it's cool, but not new

  • SNEAKxxATTACK
    SNEAKxxATTACK 3 months ago

    nah we didn't die. they dropped us off to the country.

  • Stimulator7
    Stimulator7 3 months ago +1

    tunnel.... HAHA the mario underground theme. hahahahahahahaha

  • Roman Fedrich
    Roman Fedrich 3 months ago

    Mini Trumpoline did I hear?

  • Anil Palan
    Anil Palan 3 months ago

    This is NOT the first flying car. There are so many other more beautiful flying cars.

  • Praetor_Fenix420
    Praetor_Fenix420 3 months ago

    Yay the future is great!

  • marrier9999
    marrier9999 3 months ago

    It looks like Page turned a fanboat prop on it's side and bolted pontoons and a seat to it. Did he get the parts from an actual fanboat in a junkyard?

  • AyabaraGaming
    AyabaraGaming 3 months ago

    wow batiste doesnt shut his mouth and he cant even get a book right? NINETEEN EIGHTY FOUR WAS NOT ABOUT A ROBOT UPRISING YOU MORON. dont talk while the talent is talking. ps thats not you

  • Emil Sørensen
    Emil Sørensen 3 months ago

    Wow, very class conscious. Good.

  • MrAsap2000as
    MrAsap2000as 3 months ago +1

    Elon Musk already told us why flying cars are not the way to go. Basically they are extremely loud and you will constantly have to worry about the prospect of one falling on your head.

  • 4c1dr3fl3x
    4c1dr3fl3x 3 months ago

    The FAA: A highly proficient agency devoted to making sure average Americans can't have a flying car.

  • Mythology Squirrel
    Mythology Squirrel 3 months ago

    Germany made a better one...

    Oh, wait! Don't you see! It's the Darwin Award for Rich folk!

  • Pylades Drunk
    Pylades Drunk 3 months ago +1

    Oh. I'm the same age as Jon. :) And yay! A new Cars movie! I can't wait to also not watch this one, and irrationally hate its very existence.

  • Thoran666
    Thoran666 3 months ago

    1st of May. Time to set those evil cars on fire again.

  • Hassan Selim
    Hassan Selim 3 months ago

    to people saying this isn't a car ... cars used to be called "automobiles", meaning they're kind of automatic and the mobilize you (make you move) ... so in that sense, motorcycles are automobiles ... and so as airplanes :D

  • Sam Gan
    Sam Gan 3 months ago +1

    man vs. car, and the car wins again, this is really not a fair fight

  • Hugo The Poet
    Hugo The Poet 3 months ago +2

    when is Stephen gonna take piano man aside and tell him to shut up? or just cut his mic

  • kill yor idols
    kill yor idols 3 months ago

    Perfect segment

  • Newgreen
    Newgreen 3 months ago

    Manchester by the sea action figure: now in the special anniversary edition -made from real tears

  • Mach 97
    Mach 97 3 months ago +1

    the first internal combustion car looked worse 100 years ago. OMG too fast 40mph! my horse runs at 10. What if the car knocks over the horses!?

  • einfach nur Leo
    einfach nur Leo 3 months ago

    I thought that he was going to talk about the flying car from a german university... like wendover did

  • roguedogx
    roguedogx 3 months ago +1

    that's not a flying car, that's a drone with with the controls strapped to the top.

  • Michael Roth
    Michael Roth 3 months ago +3

    1984 Jon? didnt read the book eh

  • Philemaphobia
    Philemaphobia 3 months ago

    Check out the lilium jet from Munich University... that one doesn't suck and it looks like eve from wall-e

  • yungboibri
    yungboibri 3 months ago +4

    "1984" that's not a machine uprising goddamit John

  • علاء المهندس

    But there is an actual car a flying car if you want it you need to pay 1 million and pilot license and a regular license so you need 2 license .

  • Minette Crowther
    Minette Crowther 3 months ago

    anything? what about move to the other side of it

  • SpSot
    SpSot 3 months ago

    So it will take a while before they get to Fifth Element style flying cars.

  • How YOU
    How YOU 3 months ago

    blacks give birth to all race's on earth

  • gkidz4
    gkidz4 3 months ago

    The Lincoln Tunnel is a sinkhole of human despair.

  • ilir bajri
    ilir bajri 3 months ago +2

    "mhm, 1984: - lol, nope!

  • Dead Inside
    Dead Inside 3 months ago

    People barely know how to drive, let alone fly haha.

  • brendan95delany
    brendan95delany 3 months ago +3

    Man, Jon is a really great musician, but he just can't riff with Colbert! Stephen tried to set him up with something when it came to the Cars jokes, but of course he fell flat. Luckily, Stephen is more than good enough to keep it rolling...

  • Redem10
    Redem10 3 months ago

    #givecolbertaflyingcar

  • CyberPhilosopher
    CyberPhilosopher 3 months ago +3

    Joe Baptiste: "1984" What the hell does 1984 has to do with an AI uprising? Brother, if you have to speak over Stephen, at least make accurate references.

  • Vanitas
    Vanitas 3 months ago

    Is it possible to have sex on it?

    I would like to give a flying fuck.

  • Blak
    Blak 3 months ago

    Third wives... like FLOTUS?

  • Harley Quinn
    Harley Quinn 3 months ago +3

    Everyone's so sick of Johns shit lol😅I agree though. "Yeeh". Yeeh". "Yeeh". Ugh stfu!

  • Ludix147
    Ludix147 3 months ago

    1. this is basically what Colin Furze built.
    2. Lillium, a German startup just launched their own flying car and it looks sexy.

  • SAZABI999
    SAZABI999 3 months ago

    did anyone else notice the band play the beginning of the mario underground song at 1:52 when he started talking about the Lincoln tunnel?

  • 2001Horatio
    2001Horatio 3 months ago

    So there you are with your family, sitting by the lake chatting and enjoying the natural beauty of the place, the gentle breeze, the verdant trees, the soft lapping of the water on the jetty posts... then, what's that I hear?... Oh no, not some douches with extra cash to spend on boy toys whizzing around the lake ALL FUCKING DAY on their jet skis (in winter they come her on their fucking snowmobiles --- mostly Trump types LOL ---!!!

    WAIT what.... WTF... oh NOOOOOOOO the SAME boorish douches have Google Planes now. There's a bright side though - if I am really lucky, If I WAIT and WATCH, I just might get to see one of these noisy assholes hit a tree or fly straight into the side of a barn.

  • Zuzana Martinková
    Zuzana Martinková 3 months ago

    Stephen. Google is a bit late for the party. In Slovakia we fly to work on Aeromobil, and it looks like milion euros www.flyingmag.com/slovakias-aeromobil-unveils-its-12-million-flying-car-in-monaco

  • Adam Murray
    Adam Murray 3 months ago

    The first non flying cars sucked too.

  • tpespos
    tpespos 3 months ago

    I never got the whole flying car thing planes can already drive and some can change their aspect ratios so just make the wings fold all the way and boom car. Flying cars is not a hard thing to engineer

  • jhwheuer
    jhwheuer 3 months ago

    lillium, anybody

  • BSK
    BSK 3 months ago

    Lol wonder if that Broadchurch reference was intentional.

  • Johnny Fishfingers
    Johnny Fishfingers 3 months ago +2

    Flying cars were invented in the 40s. Helicopters they call them.

  • Osiris Malkovich
    Osiris Malkovich 3 months ago

    I can't wait for the Late Show to roll out their Google Catapult next week.

  • under_score
    under_score 3 months ago

    Manchester By the Sea action figures?

  • Angel of Sarcasm
    Angel of Sarcasm 3 months ago

    FUCK THE FLYING CAR!!!
    I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR MY HOVERBOARD SINCE 2015!!!

  • Nkanyiso Innocent Khwane

    *There's a Real electric Flying Car in Europe*

  • C. Ray
    C. Ray 3 months ago

    Jon baptiste is younger than i am? What on earth??!

  • Pop Funkitz
    Pop Funkitz 3 months ago

    Guys realize that although it looks dumb now, this is how all good tech begins, as a weird possibility that constantly gets better and better, so the design will probably get better and better. After all, normal cars started out pretty weird looking too.

  • Reigh Freuden
    Reigh Freuden 3 months ago

    ah, at last, a Colbert video totally unrelated to Trump. How I've missed you!

    *scrolls down the comments*



    fuck.

  • Greg H
    Greg H 3 months ago

    More "The Matrix" than "1984", Baptiste.

  • Brian Messemer
    Brian Messemer 3 months ago +2

    Baptiste throwing in some Mario Bros. at 1:52...nice

    • Greg H
      Greg H 3 months ago

      a reference to:
      a) The human cannons in Super Mario 64,
      b) The ERB between the Mario Bros. and the Wright Bros. or,
      c) Just total blind luck.


  • Tru3_ B1u3
    Tru3_ B1u3 3 months ago

    00:29 Kiki

  • ryotofurytobe500
    ryotofurytobe500 3 months ago

    i dont care its fucking awesome

  • Clothilde
    Clothilde 3 months ago

    So Jean Batiste is...[ _counts on fingers_ ]...30? Huh.

  • Al Bundy
    Al Bundy 3 months ago

    Just get a fucking helicopter.

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