Monologue: WTF Is Going On? | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • Kris Dolbow
    Kris Dolbow 2 days ago

    More people are in the audience of Bill Mayer than were at Trump's inauguration.

  • Doc Holliday
    Doc Holliday 11 days ago

    I'm a Trump supporter all the way but I find it hard to believe about millions of illegals who voted. Then again, I'm not exactly sure which illegals they are referencing but if they are talking about illegals from Mexico then I can tell you NO WAY. I grew up around these illegals and I can tell you these guys are afraid of their own shadow. They try their best to stay away from anything resembing government because they are afraid of being caught and sent back. No effing way these illegals would show up at a voting booth to vote.

  • paul1x1
    paul1x1 18 days ago

    Who is surprised by the incompetence of the president he isn't all there he is going to be impeached because Vlad the impaler owns him because melanoma wouldn't pee on him

  • ArisCarroll
    ArisCarroll 1 month ago

    its funny that when bill is talking about spelling errors he says less instead of fewer... well done bill, well done failing at grammar while being a grammar nazi

  • Bravo25
    Bravo25 1 month ago

    And Bill Maher is a great fuck?

  • pytko3
    pytko3 1 month ago

    Trump is the consequence of crying "wolf" one too many times.

  • 吴天明
    吴天明 1 month ago +1


  • Lidia Martinez
    Lidia Martinez 2 months ago

    I just wanted to say thank you for the laughs in these times! I ❤ watching your videos!

  • faiz abbas
    faiz abbas 2 months ago

    Why does he give trump a Chicago accent

  • Jean Loup T
    Jean Loup T 2 months ago +1

    Obama on Mt Rushmore !!!!

  • Dante Alighieri
    Dante Alighieri 2 months ago

    There are times that I cannot STAND Bill, which is most of the time. HOWEVER, he invites opposing points of view to debate and he doesn't live in a TOTAL echo chamber. I can respect that.
    The audience, on the other hand, are sheeple. When Maher says something other than the liberal mantra the crowd falls silent...confused. That amuses the hell outta me.
    He's still a douche but when it comes to supporting the 1st Amendment, he's an honest douche.

  • caniican
    caniican 2 months ago

    this man is so brilliant I am watching this on Trump's 100 day and as we all know and history has shown and will always show Donald Gump has no integrity his word is doo doo and he doesn't even want to be president he thought it would be easy and he misses his old life. I'm learning so much from Rachel Maddow and Lawrence O'Donnell and Keith Olbermann and especially Bill Maher because his true passion for truth and integrity really comes out in every moment of his show it with every guest. thank you all my friends don't ever stop saving the world

  • Devonna Patrick
    Devonna Patrick 2 months ago

    Roger Rabbit

  • Devonna Patrick
    Devonna Patrick 2 months ago

    are you still talking about a hundred days ago

  • Devonna Patrick
    Devonna Patrick 2 months ago

    he need a bill phy

  • Devonna Patrick
    Devonna Patrick 2 months ago

    Trulia forever

  • Rob Simpson
    Rob Simpson 3 months ago

    Trump - ALL the negativity is a Hoax, like scientists, Facts, Evolution, Space, Time, ect.... What a fucking delusional OLD man!!! Someone should "Take Care of Him" before he, ur, um, Takes care of all of us - all around the world. As in WWIII!

  • Jo Penny
    Jo Penny 3 months ago

    Trump's crowd was smaller because most of his supporters HAVE JOBS, funny man, unlike the last guy....whatsisname?

  • Eric Andrusca
    Eric Andrusca 3 months ago

    suck a dick you satanic pig

  • Eric Andrusca
    Eric Andrusca 3 months ago

    THIS is going on:
    From the Unholy Talmud
    A Gentile observing the Sabbath deserves death.
    A Gentile man is not a man but a savage.
    A Gentile does not deserve property or protections under law.
    The Gentile is a Savage.
    A Rabbi is allowed to rape a girl of 3 years of Age.
    Who is not happy that the Jewish faith is dead?

  • Filippa Leone
    Filippa Leone 3 months ago

    Bill, can we wait before calling Donald Trump a Hitler or a 😈? Can we first see if he does the things that Hitler did?! After all, he has spoken in favor of Jews and against Islamic killer terrorists and means well. Even if he were a lemon, u know what can be done with lemons. A squeeze and a little sugar turns even lemons into refreshing lemonade. Try some fresh lemon juice, good tasting olive oil and a dash of salt on mashed potatoes! So good! As a growing child, I survived on that food in a home where there was not better tasting food. I wanted Bernie Sanders for our President. He truly was the man! I should say the person! Nothing wrong with a woman president, if she is right for that powerful position.
    I know I may sound a lot like Don Quixote in the "Man of LA Mancha." Bernie was my Don Quixote who by his wanting to believe impossible things he actually achieved his dream. The woman who ended up very badly, after being abandoned as a newborn, finally accepted that she, too, could be a Dulcinea, just as Don Quixote envisioned her. In this cold, cynical, selfish world we need more people like Don Quixote and dear Bernie Sanders. I realize it is very tempting to tear up Donald Trump to shreds for a comedian. (I actually do not see u as a comedian, but as a truth teller who somehow makes me smile and others laugh.) But can u go beyond the obvious and see the potential even Donald may just have? As for Bill O'Ralley, I always thought he was too self-righteous to be right! But I did not expect he would sexually harass women, as they tried to make a decent living. Do u want to know why no woman wants to f*** him? I will tell u. As a woman, he is a 'turn off' from the very start.

  • Devilrocker32
    Devilrocker32 3 months ago +1

    love bill maher!!! he's so funny!!!

  • Kyle Stubbs
    Kyle Stubbs 4 months ago

    "Yeah, sometimes weathermen _do_ disagree on what the weather is going to be like tomorrow... BUT NOT WHAT IT WAS LIKE YESTERDAY!"

  • Bekky Love
    Bekky Love 4 months ago +2

    It should be mandatory that Congress watch both Real Time and after show on YouTube.

  • Liege Lord
    Liege Lord 4 months ago +1

    Hahahaha sweet poetry of sarcasm and satire

  • chris holder
    chris holder 4 months ago

    They want us to mistrust each other; foster hatred. Divide and conquer. Now 3 things: N.KOREA. RUSSIA. CHINA. Look at their environmental and humanitarian records. Look at them carefully folks.

  • Irish Druidess
    Irish Druidess 4 months ago

    I used to think Bill was kind of funny, now I see that he is so bias in his political view to be called anything but established liberal sale out. If your side is on the side of violence and calling for the death of the president and all the while you not long condone the acts you contribute to the lies that provoke it. Everything that he says here about the illegals voting is proven wrong by every social study done on this subject in the last twenty years and that view of the crowd he mentions here was from 822 in the AM right when they started to let people in. Bill is a either a liar or he is really uninformed.

  • Peachville
    Peachville 4 months ago

    Pretty sure I'm having better luck trying to smell "the color 3" than figuring out just what the f^ck goes on inside Trump's head. If you kiss his ass, you're a great guy but criticize anything he has ever said or done and you're a FAKE NEWS asshole...this childish mentality I can understand.
    However, when it comes to facts, backed up by video footage, how the hell does he expect to convince rational educated people that what they saw and heard with their own eyes and ears was FAKE? Sorry, *alternate truths* only exist in FAIRY TALES!

  • Josh
    Josh 4 months ago +1

    I'm in disbelief at all these retard republicans on Fox News and in the comment section that support trumps absolutely idiotic things. Bill is so much needed right now.

    • rgoddess1
      rgoddess1 4 months ago

      @ztlabraptor211- Don't call them names. We are stooping to their level in the swamp. They are the ones who attack & call us names. We are better & smarter than that.

  • Julian TransAm
    Julian TransAm 4 months ago

    the highest bid is always 'No Trump'

  • Agueda C
    Agueda C 4 months ago

    Wondering how deep the wall will go did he forget the tunnels?! lol
    maybe the D should tweet his plan on that one.. lol

  • Michael Worczak
    Michael Worczak 4 months ago

    Yes. Something happening. People like Maher becoming insignificant.

  • shawn icksnay
    shawn icksnay 4 months ago

    Quit your crying... Trump is president.

  • Emerson Barbosa
    Emerson Barbosa 4 months ago

    Hello Bill, I'm Brazilian and I travel to Latin America and other countries. Trump's name is probably the most talked about in the world today. I do not belong to political parties, I am not a millionaire, but only a "common" citizen. What I hear about Trump are the adjectives: positive, funny, brave, crazy, but what's in common with people's impressions is, "he's going to be a great president." I wonder sometimes, and I think the Americans should ask themselves and try to explain - "How did he get to be the president of the United States of America?" - this question is ALWAYS an egnima, because it is not easy to reach this position. Do you agree? So.. HOW did he do it?? I am sure that the american people is not stupid at all...:)

  • David Martin Davies
    David Martin Davies 4 months ago

    Oh fuck off Bill, I stopped listening!

  • John DOE
    John DOE 4 months ago +1

    Mother fucker why don't you talk about rape epidemic by Muslims in Sweden , pos dirt bag , fucken asshole liar

    • gplito
      gplito 3 months ago

      Why the fuck do you give a shit about fictional bullshit in Sweden? Are you Swedish? pos dirt bag , fucken asshole liar

  • Ken Barrett
    Ken Barrett 4 months ago


  • Will Baker
    Will Baker 4 months ago

    Defamation Bill? Really? False accusations of monstrous racism against Mexicans, trump is not trying to "throw out Mexicans"(least if all for their skin color/race) he is perfectly fone with Mexican Americans and with Mexicans LEGALLY immigrating to america, and he sees even other race(skin color and ethnicity). You can well know these facts and distinctions but you willfully ignore them and help the globalist cultural Marxist radical feminist(O r w e l l s I.N.G.S.O.C) false narrative and push monstrous false accusation hyperbole demonizing defamation in place of facts, truth, objectivity, and reason. You used to be smarter but now your just a pawn and fake news and glaring hypocrite, you sold out Bill.

  • Will Baker
    Will Baker 4 months ago

    He calls Trump a misogynistic monster for vwing a jocular, alpha male and horny guy who has in his past said things that only radical feminists think equates to misogyny and monstrous sexism, but Bill himself is the exact same way. Bill, you are a two faced , double standards, hypocrite

  • Will Baker
    Will Baker 4 months ago

    Remember when Bill was a strong critic of 3rd wave radical gended feminism and their b.s. and hypocrisy? What the much happened to that git? He has seemingly sold out in showing such support for the recent radical feminist "March" and protests, he used to see through it all....looks like hes mentally trapped in their matrix now. Bill, what happened to you, you sold out. 2 plus 2 equals 5, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength, war is peace, up with I.N.G.S.O.C., up with big sister. Bill,you used to see past this Orwellian baloney, what happened to you?

  • marcy Denville
    marcy Denville 5 months ago +1

    Bill is worth something like $40 million. I'm a democrat but somehow this multi-millionaire is now just a big fake. Like Mr. $40mil Maher really knows how the rest of us poor schmucks live.
    Hay Bill, can you give a few of your million??

  • Gary Crew
    Gary Crew 5 months ago

    First we have FAKE NEWS, now we have FAKE TV like this dud. Just say'in.

  • Sven Meier
    Sven Meier 5 months ago

    Maher, show us a speech from the left's "tea party", I personally like the one where a woman is shouting allah akbar to the crowd in berlin. Also I like the woman in washington who is whining about her period and the taxes on tampons. Congrats on your new movement, lefties! You'll lose for sure in 2020.

  • heyheyparty
    heyheyparty 5 months ago +1

    Why is he laughing in his own monologue, at his own jokes? Ruins the humor.

  • YaBoiMalli
    YaBoiMalli 5 months ago

    his trump impression sounds like bernie sanders lol

  • Abeba Beyene
    Abeba Beyene 5 months ago

    I love Bill Mahar

  • howiboy
    howiboy 5 months ago

    F#cking hate this Mother F#cker

  • Kathi Austin
    Kathi Austin 5 months ago

    You rock Bill!

  • Don Post
    Don Post 5 months ago +1

    How does it feel having a President with all the emotional maturity of a pissy little teenage girl? (A pissy little girl with the launch codes to nuclear weapons!)

  • cafeplay games
    cafeplay games 5 months ago

    bill maher live in a reality that don't knowledge things, he just like or not , and this people follow his personal views

  • hisxmark
    hisxmark 5 months ago

    Trump could have fed that "multitude" with five loaves and two fishes. (And don't forget the Kool Aid!)

  • peter jewpig
    peter jewpig 5 months ago


    • rgoddess1
      rgoddess1 4 months ago

      @ peter jewpig- Nice to see you are anti semetic. Sorry it is not 1937 Germany. Hitler would probably have you sterilized because of your low IQ.

  • Ciruttai
    Ciruttai 5 months ago

    i'm not on either side of this debate, i'm australian, but this guy seems to say alot of nothing.

    FAIRBOY11 5 months ago

    Ahh, I see, remember your words Bill, suck it up like everyone else does? Well I guess it is your time now.

    Power of the people, shoved it down your throat, suck it up, the president of the United States Donald Trump, suck it up.

  • Fuck You
    Fuck You 5 months ago +3

    As an atheist I am ashamed youre supporting hillary. I thought atheists were supposed to be smart and not fall for games played by the media and establishment, but rather look for facts.

  • John Newman
    John Newman 5 months ago

    fuck wit

  • Trump&Putin
    Trump&Putin 5 months ago

    wow....such a primitive niveau

  • Michael Quire
    Michael Quire 5 months ago

    Remember when Bill Maher seemed cool and rebellious and edgy... he said what nobody else had the guts to say... then his movement kind of went mainstream... you woke up and asked yourself... do I really want to hate and degrade those who dont think like me for the rest of my life? Am I not losing my soul following this sad excuse for news and thoughtful debate... How these authoritarian comedians love to hide behind the excuse of "comedy" when someone dares to take them seriously. Maher, Colbert, Meyers, etc... Turn it off.

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  • jamuga60
    jamuga60 5 months ago

    I'm an aussie but this little bloke is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Nahla Fouad
    Nahla Fouad 5 months ago

    Love this guy! Lol

  • Jo-Lynn Hodgson
    Jo-Lynn Hodgson 5 months ago +9

    He is a comedian. do not take him to heart. holy shit you Americans sure get your underwear in knots.

  • Boris Peit
    Boris Peit 5 months ago +1

    thats sad that Bill becoming part of establishment and choosing safe position of media, by being like others, by criticising Trump, which is like new comedy that sells to majority.

  • Douglas Quaid
    Douglas Quaid 5 months ago +10

    Bill Maher is a fraud, you leftist are the biggest hypocrites in the world. You rave and bitch about wars when bush was president...then obama causes more wars carrying bush's legacy and you say nothing. You people should be ashamed of yourselves for being so vile. None of you will say shit to me either because you know i'm right.

    • Douglas Quaid
      Douglas Quaid 3 months ago

      @John Zhu dude you're a little late to the on asian time again? LOL don't get triggered faggot.

    • John Zhu
      John Zhu 3 months ago

      "None of you will say shit to me either because you know i'm right." Actually it's because most people are familiar with that adage about not trying to debate vs stupid.

  • Joe Cleveland
    Joe Cleveland 5 months ago

    There hasn't been a good republican president since Teddy Roosevelt, yet people seem to keep on voting for them.

  • Stephanie Marion
    Stephanie Marion 5 months ago

    Lol love it

    SNEAKxxATTACK 5 months ago

    what it was like YESTERDAY

  • Bat Man
    Bat Man 5 months ago +1

    This guy never was funny...never.

  • Claudy TheArtist
    Claudy TheArtist 5 months ago

    Comrade Trump is Compromised.....

  • Cinni Minni
    Cinni Minni 5 months ago

    I see Bill is still eat up by the dumb ass! Just can't help ur self!

  • Nati by Nature
    Nati by Nature 5 months ago +1

    Bill Maher is becoming a SJW and his jokes don't even make people slap their thigh anymore.
    Promoting this hideous women's march?!

  • D C
    D C 5 months ago +1

    This guy isn't even funny, evidently somewhere down the line he got his feelings hurt by Trump. So like a 8 year old boy hes trying to make up stuff. I've been following what really happened in the real world and let me tell you I heard so many lies in this one skit. Bill is like the news media, a total bullshit liar just to make a few extra bucks. Hey Bill nice try, but I think it was time for you to retire along time ago.

  • Nolan Gleason
    Nolan Gleason 5 months ago

    your party has embraced anarchy, bill. That's the problem.

  • Mike C
    Mike C 5 months ago

    Bill Maher is too damn funny

  • ann craig
    ann craig 5 months ago +2


  • Knowledge Clark Jr
    Knowledge Clark Jr 5 months ago

    Hey Bill...
    you seem to have the answer for everything. Since your ego will never allow you to admit it if you thought Trump was doing a good job, maybe you should go ahead and run in 2020.

  • Sonny Spoon
    Sonny Spoon 5 months ago


  • Jesse C
    Jesse C 5 months ago

    CAN'T WAIT FOR THE ARREST OF ALL THE DEMOCRATE PEDOPHILES! MASS ARESTS OF 475 SICKOS ALREADY TOOK PLACE LAST WEEK. chuck schummer, tim kaine, Richard Blumenthal are some of thd big names. cant wait!!!!!

    • rgoddess1
      rgoddess1 4 months ago

      @ Jesse C . Not going to happen. But Trump & his Russian cronies wiil be tried & convicted. You'll learn.

  • chump
    chump 5 months ago

    I suppose when you make pre-election promises, actually win the election and then start enacting those promises, it is a bit much for the psyche of Liberals to understand. An elected official that actually does what he said he would do.............unheard of.

  • Vernon Barbary
    Vernon Barbary 5 months ago

    I'll have some of what he's on. Probably in a smaller dose.

  • Cia a
    Cia a 5 months ago

    This is probably one of my favourite monologues of all time.

  • Douglas Quaid
    Douglas Quaid 5 months ago +1

    Lets just be honest...leftist aren't smart. They have micro penises and like to buttfuck each other because they have no real valid arguments. Sorry folks, somebody had to say it.

    • Douglas Quaid
      Douglas Quaid 4 months ago

      @rgoddess1 Do you realize you've been reported to the Utah Salt Mines Inc. to be the new CEO? Keep crying and tweeting your might wanna leave your basement and get some fresh air.

    • rgoddess1
      rgoddess1 4 months ago

      @Douglas Quaid- Do you realize you have been reported for Cyber bulling.

    • Douglas Quaid
      Douglas Quaid 5 months ago

      @Bill PoolOfShit you mean alternative facts like Hillary deleting her emails? Or perhaps alternative facts like hillary stealing the nomination from bernie through voter fraud? What about the alternative fact where hillary called black males "super predators" that have to be brought to heel? You'd like to think you are a're not, you're leftist shit. You are on the wrong side of history, but too stupid to even realize it.

    • Bill Pool
      Bill Pool 5 months ago

      Douglas Quaid I'm a liberal, what would you like to debate?? One quick question, will the debate include ALTERNATIVE FACTS?? Let's just start there.

  • Alex Martinez
    Alex Martinez 5 months ago +1

    What is going on? Well right after Obama told illegals they could vote on television America opened its eyes and said nice try and made sure that was the nail in the democratic coffin. Obama that was a sleazy move that backfired on you that exposed your real color. I thought it was black turned out to be republican red. Thanks for your help making America great again.

  • kenny daniel
    kenny daniel 5 months ago

    hate to be the dick, but there was spelling errors on some posters.....

  • Sirus Safavi
    Sirus Safavi 5 months ago

    Best show-check out IKEA s border wall solution :

  • Subliminal
    Subliminal 5 months ago

    4 years long vacations arround the world?

  • steven sharo
    steven sharo 5 months ago

    its funny that bill points out that obama had lawyers go over the orders he signed...if only congress did that when obamacare was signed by him.

  • Voltaire 666
    Voltaire 666 5 months ago +1

    A women's march organized by a Muslim apologist who supports sharia law. Bill, how did you miss this?

  • eliafq reink
    eliafq reink 5 months ago

    He lost it.

  • DB LuckyDon Blumenthal
    DB LuckyDon Blumenthal 5 months ago

    This it's great FUNNY STUFF. At least the White House Clown is good for laughs in the genius sense of humor of Bill Maher. They can try, but they'll never.. . NEVER.. .take out Sense of Humor :)))

  • Greg Gimour
    Greg Gimour 5 months ago

    funny Americans get their news and facts from comedian s

  • Greg Gimour
    Greg Gimour 5 months ago

    screw whitey your time is up the borders let freedom in .who gives a fuck .let's roll!

  • Patrick Parker
    Patrick Parker 5 months ago

    is there anyone more irrelavent on television than this rat-faced weasel? ya a million half people in your audiance. this piece of shit makes my stomach turn. libtatards move to Iraq or North Korea. how anyone can stomach this clown baffels me.

  • I Am George
    I Am George 5 months ago

    hey bill, trump/ pats won super bowl. so nice to be on the winning team. whats its feel like to be a foul mouth loser?

  • Nicolas Broszky
    Nicolas Broszky 5 months ago

    Oh go fuck yourself Maher.... You got who you were campaigning oh so hard for and you have agreed with him on most things he's done so far.

    Just shut up and go home.

  • guilloteuy1
    guilloteuy1 5 months ago +1

    Gimme a break Americans! If you disliked Trump so much you should have gone out and voted against him instead of staying home watching TV.
    You hate Trump? His win has made you cry? It's all on you average American citizen. All those marches and speaches against Trump make me sick, IT'S YOUR FAULT HE'S YOUR PRESIDENT! You didn't vote against him, you stayed home. You have no right to cry over that now.
    Enjoy Mr. T.

  • Predatortank Bacenkov
    Predatortank Bacenkov 5 months ago

    The saltmine is like WTF

  • ntblood
    ntblood 5 months ago

    Bill's globe spinning in background seems to be missing Japan, a vital and friend.

  • Diana de Marco
    Diana de Marco 5 months ago

    I finally laughed out loud!! Well done dear Bill. diana de marco

  • Brookster Q
    Brookster Q 5 months ago +2

    Is this all Bill Maher talks about now? Getting pretty boring Bill! It's starting to sound more like whining then comedy! Trump is the president now!! Get over it and write some new material! Trump supporters or not you're ratings will drop👎🏾 if you keep this shit up!

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