Seth Explains Teen Slang: Alge-Bra, Morning Joe

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  • Seth decodes the hot new slang kids are using, including "United Passenger."
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Comments: 115

  • Lawrence D’Oliveiro
    Lawrence D’Oliveiro 2 months ago

    /me wishes for actual examples within a complete sentence, rather than stuck on as a hashtag.

  • Omar Hussain
    Omar Hussain 2 months ago

    Please stop xD

  • Arthur Michelson
    Arthur Michelson 3 months ago +1

    love the setup for the last joke Hahaha😂😂😂

  • Naþan Ø
    Naþan Ø 3 months ago +1

    ...dammit, now I need a pet parrot.

  • nytmage
    nytmage 3 months ago

    new slang sethhighsuck what it means ....that this fucker seth got really high and thinks this is funny but in fact it sucks even worse than puns the lowest bar in comedy possible ..... god damn go back to SNL and learn something i suggest comedy

    • Lily Darkmoore
      Lily Darkmoore Month ago

      You obviously don't get the concept of "slang." What you did was "slam." There is a difference.
      By the way, including some capitals and punctuation in your posts would help you not to seem so incredibly inept. Just a suggestion. The way you suggested that a man who managed to end up with a National television show learn to do the thing he ended up with the show for having done.

  • Tim McCubbin
    Tim McCubbin 3 months ago

    make sure to hit the dislike button on your way out

  • Cody Griffin
    Cody Griffin 3 months ago

    Fucking lost it at Frisbeef, it's so dumb but it's so good!

  • Dr Do-Little
    Dr Do-Little 3 months ago

    Bit tired of that United joke. The guy was a jerk who was already expelled from the plane. Sneaked his way back and left no other option. Granted overbooking is a real and serious problem that need to be worked on but this one wasn't a case. They had to fly a crew for an emergency. kit was either delaying four passenger on that plane or an entire plane elsewhere. Now merica is giving credits to a jerks.

  • Adin Warner-Rosen
    Adin Warner-Rosen 3 months ago

    could you use it in the fucking sentence instead of just throwing a hashtag at the end

    ALEXANDRIA ALLY 3 months ago

    He can be so corny sometimes hire me as you writer cause the losers are taking away your FEW cool points

    ALEXANDRIA ALLY 3 months ago

    Sure ur talking to white teens with this line up

  • inthekorner1
    inthekorner1 3 months ago

    This is painful to watch

  • Javier Weeb
    Javier Weeb 3 months ago

    If I heard any of my friends say this. I'd hurt them

  • clydefrosch
    clydefrosch 3 months ago

    when every other piece of teen slang is only usable in a sentence as a hashtag at the end, you're fucking up the joke. i guess its a new writer? tell him to get better

  • Carl Pen
    Carl Pen 3 months ago

    He should of ended it with "beating a dead horse" since this comedy sketch died right after the 1st joke but they continued for another 5 excruciatingly painful minutes.

  • crustacean drool cube
    crustacean drool cube 3 months ago

    My favourite part of these videos are the clueless comments from teens who don't understand that this is satire.

  • Justin Ritt
    Justin Ritt 3 months ago

    Gastronaut: someone so high they're out of this world

  • playandrepeat
    playandrepeat 3 months ago

    I can't believe how unfunny this was

  • WwkvvWxxkkvWwxkxwvvWVXvvWxk

    Stupid americans. Soon America will be wiped out because you are as bad or worse than Sodom and Ghomorrah.

  • Mat Broomfield
    Mat Broomfield 3 months ago

    Surely just appending hashtag whatever to the end of a sentence is not "using it in a sentence"? ;-)

  • David Ingles
    David Ingles 3 months ago

    They know that this makes teenagers want to leave the country more than we already do, right?

  • Nadine Taylor
    Nadine Taylor 3 months ago

    Frisbeef hilarious

  • Spore Hux
    Spore Hux 3 months ago

    Not even the Trumpocracy can save Seths decent into laugh machine cringe fest.

  • Nadia Bhatti
    Nadia Bhatti 3 months ago

    I would use Rasputin since Russian history is pretty interesting

  • NinjaOnANinja
    NinjaOnANinja 3 months ago

    This was garbage.

  • Rupal Totale
    Rupal Totale 3 months ago

    I am a teen and I don't know any of these

  • MagicReason
    MagicReason 3 months ago

    Whew, there were some long set-ups in there.... long enough for me to be a gastronaut and nobody noticing.

  • Pyro Lesbian
    Pyro Lesbian 3 months ago

    Make an entire show out of your "a closer look" segment everything else about your show is cancerous

  • Afaf Benhara
    Afaf Benhara 3 months ago +1

    Are these even real anymore?

  • blakelivesay
    blakelivesay 3 months ago

    Putting the word in a hashtag is not the same as using it in a sentence...

  • H. Sch.
    H. Sch. 3 months ago

    Few know that it was actually Paul Dirac who invented the bra.

  • Howhaveyouben
    Howhaveyouben 3 months ago +1

    Terrible... you can do it with almost anyone's name Jared Kush-ner, Ash'n Kusher, Seth Fire(s), Blay-z... You can't even fucking smoke hemp...

  • Michael Sereno
    Michael Sereno 3 months ago

    zzzzzzz Zzzzzzz....Zzzzzz

  • Katelynn Murphy
    Katelynn Murphy 3 months ago

    When one of largest fan bases for political satire is young people, this is extremely alienating and unfunny.

  • Not2be4gotten02
    Not2be4gotten02 3 months ago +4

    If the couple announces it and one happens to play baseball professionally, would it be a "Morning Joe DiMaggio"?

  • Money 1217
    Money 1217 3 months ago

    I am a teen and I have never heard of any of these words.

  • Charlie Hutch
    Charlie Hutch 3 months ago +2

    So........ they totally ran out of material... maybe next time..

  • entertainedbyidiots
    entertainedbyidiots 3 months ago

    oh boy, all the whiners in the comments section aren't even old...

  • Patricia A
    Patricia A 3 months ago

    Wait, you're 40!

  • Noah Webster
    Noah Webster 3 months ago

    Welp, looks like someone's been on urban dictionary.

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  • igmiller79
    igmiller79 3 months ago +9

    using the word as a hashtag is not using the word in a sentence.

  • Cancun771
    Cancun771 3 months ago +1

    Sometimes I don't really believe these are all teen slang terms.

  • Nonofya Bidnez
    Nonofya Bidnez 3 months ago +2

    What a forced segment... -.-

  • tremer 2009
    tremer 2009 3 months ago

    Thanks Late Night with Seth Meyers.:)

  • obgfoster
    obgfoster 3 months ago +1

    Wow every single one assumed the teen is a boy. I thought there were female writers for this show?

  • Irina Phoenix
    Irina Phoenix 3 months ago

    Okay, Seth :)

  • Feel the Bern 2020!
    Feel the Bern 2020! 3 months ago +28

    "Gosh, that Donald Trump sure is fast and furious!"

  • Lady Harlow
    Lady Harlow 3 months ago +3

    I don't cringe much but I may have just reached my quota for the year with this segment and I'm suppose to be your target demographic for these kind of jokes. Yeesh!

    • LyricalDJ
      LyricalDJ 3 months ago

      Lady Harlow are?

    • slinkeepy
      slinkeepy 3 months ago

      Your sense of humour has no stamina..................

  • Arson Bjork
    Arson Bjork 3 months ago +17

    it's not "in a sentence" if it's after the sentence with a hashtag

  • H
    H 3 months ago

    I am the first. I don't care what you say. #presidential#

  • Michael Lagace
    Michael Lagace 3 months ago +7

    Not to add to the frisbeef, but Ultimate doesn't have quarters. It barely has a halftime.

  • Appleboy78165
    Appleboy78165 3 months ago +1

    Damn kids, with the slang, and the words, and the GLAVIN!

  • L J.
    L J. 3 months ago +36

    Honestly, "Rasputin" should totally be a thing!
    I don't know why, but I feel like it'd be useful and save so much time having a term describing that exact situation!

    • Num43
      Num43 3 months ago

      It's perfect

  • Matt Johnston
    Matt Johnston 3 months ago +3

    Patrick Hempsey, oh I love it! I think I'm gonna go find me some now and hop on the Kentucky doobie. Got a bit of Reefer Sutherland to go with it, but it's not quite as good.

  • winters war
    winters war 3 months ago

    i feel like seth is gonna get a aneyrism some day

  • BoggessBroadway
    BoggessBroadway 3 months ago +14

    hi im a teen these are not right but nice attempt at urban dictionary definitions

    • BoggessBroadway
      BoggessBroadway 3 months ago

      cool michael but im in high school rn idk what to tell you lol ...

    • BoggessBroadway
      BoggessBroadway 3 months ago

      lol thats not me thats mariska hargitay I just think shes amazing shes actually like 50 lol

    • Aki Ami Masen
      Aki Ami Masen 3 months ago

      BoggessBrodway You're Teen? You look like at the 21 or at least 25.

    • Omega-Xis
      Omega-Xis 3 months ago

      You must really be a teen to not see the satire he is using about current teen slang.

      Just like how Saturday Night Live over exaggerated Spicer's character.
      Here, he is over exaggerating teen slang.

    • Michael Lagace
      Michael Lagace 3 months ago


  • Khaos Inoculation
    Khaos Inoculation 3 months ago

    We need to stop the slang.. Not help it. Its making people stupid like in the movie idiocracy. Making it more likely to be shamed for not knowing some stupid made up slang than it is to not know what dictionary words mean.. Its totally dumb..

    • Mr.Quick
      Mr.Quick 3 months ago

      ^ Says the guy comment spamming.

    • Matt Johnston
      Matt Johnston 3 months ago

      you...ummm...know this is a comedy bit, right?

  • DerClaudius
    DerClaudius 3 months ago +10

    too many hashtags

    • LyricalDJ
      LyricalDJ 3 months ago

      DerClaudius You mean: #toomanyhashtags , I assume

  • Mark Summers
    Mark Summers 3 months ago +6

    this segment just went full retard

    • Coco in CO
      Coco in CO 3 months ago

      come on ... not even : gastronaut??!!  now that one can be useful !

    • Jay
      Jay 3 months ago


      Didn't laugh once this time. Scrap the segment.

    • A fully autonomous artificial intelligence
      A fully autonomous artificial intelligence 3 months ago

      Mark Summers
      Your profile pic is perfect for that quote

  • productplacementads 24/7
    productplacementads 24/7 3 months ago +3

    i actually use gastronaut.

  • thedearnoman
    thedearnoman 3 months ago +7

    fast & furious is the worst movie franchise of all time. So one great slang there.

  • Matias Kiviniemi
    Matias Kiviniemi 3 months ago +29

    If you know how to use the quadratic equation to undo bras, I suggest write a book and become a billionaire ;)

    • Naþan Ø
      Naþan Ø 3 months ago

      +merlinthegray My hand moves in a Bézier, peasant.

    • merlinthegray
      merlinthegray 3 months ago

      It's super simple, actually. You just need to define the arc that your hand moves in using a polynomial.

    • Reydriel
      Reydriel 3 months ago

      Matias Kiviniemi
      Quadratic equation? Pfft, lazy shortcut. Do it properly and complete them squares! :D

    • A fully autonomous artificial intelligence
      A fully autonomous artificial intelligence 3 months ago

      Or... You know... Pull up.

  • Ian Carlton
    Ian Carlton 3 months ago

    Man why you gotta pick on me, it's just beans

  • Naum Rusomarov
    Naum Rusomarov 3 months ago

    boinking xD

  • Will Hutchings
    Will Hutchings 3 months ago +176

    I strongly suspect that one or two of these may not be legitimate teen slang. Dunno, just a feeling I get....

    • D.E.B. B
      D.E.B. B 3 months ago

      It's just funny stuff to old people who watch these lame shows at night because they aren't able to have sex anymore.

    • alberto gonzalez
      alberto gonzalez 3 months ago

      Hostile Crocodile heyyy what you wear?.... when I see you ......jajajajajajajajaja just kidding #pedobear

    • Ste H
      Ste H 3 months ago

      I'm far too old to know if this was legitimate teen slang or not. #GrumpyOldGit, #GetOffMyLawn.

    • Mike K
      Mike K 3 months ago

      Lies. They're all legit and you're clear an adult #faketeen #realslang

    • Mille Smedegaard
      Mille Smedegaard 3 months ago

      Will Hutchings naw dude I'm 16 and me and my squad say all these😂😂👌👌💯💯

  • Somme Tinonme
    Somme Tinonme 3 months ago +36

    No idea the world of ultimate Frisbee was so Dramatic :o

  • thenormalstate
    thenormalstate 3 months ago +44

    My favorite teen slang is still Dadbury Creme Egg but these were pretty good too 😆

    • Name of the Rose
      Name of the Rose 3 months ago

      thenormalstate What did it mean?

    • Ste H
      Ste H 3 months ago

      Heh, Dadbury Crème Egg is a modern classic. :)

  • Cammy O
    Cammy O 3 months ago +11

    My fav teen slang is
    Reefer Sutherland.
    No need to use it in a sentence, it's pretty clear!

  • Eamon Doyle
    Eamon Doyle 3 months ago +28

    ← total gastronaut

    • Eamon Doyle
      Eamon Doyle 3 months ago

      And we rack up loads of Amtrak Guest Rewards points.

    • joshuaoha
      joshuaoha 3 months ago

      Gastronauts are polite people.

    • Ste H
      Ste H 3 months ago

      You're living the dream, dude, living the dream. :)

    • Eamon Doyle
      Eamon Doyle 3 months ago

      It's me at age five. To this day, I cross the state line to fart.

  • D Sho
    D Sho 3 months ago

    Think of me everytime you hear gastronut. I need to go very far cos the gas is quite toxic

  • Yalmai Kazi
    Yalmai Kazi 3 months ago

    Seth Meyers? more like DEATH meyers. lol. i crack myself up.

  • Vinny D
    Vinny D 3 months ago +1

    oh damn, am i first?

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