House Republicans Drank Your Sorrows Away

  • Added:  3 months ago
  • Cases upon cases of beer were rolled into the Capitol following the House's passing of the healthcare bill. But the regrettable choices happened earlier on in the day.

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Comments: 2 616

  • Joenel Saracho
    Joenel Saracho 18 days ago

    i think if democrats nominated bernie he will be the president

  • NeonsStyle
    NeonsStyle 24 days ago

    As an Australian, I am deeply ashamed our twit of a PM sat there like a smug good little puppy. Fucking Liberal Govt here, they believe they are the deputy sheriffs of the USA fucking morons!

  • NeonsStyle
    NeonsStyle 24 days ago +1

    USA Government is currently out of the office, we are sorry for any inconvenience. If you still need to reach someone, we temporarily have the Nazi party looking after things. We're sure it will be ok until the USA gets back to normal. Shame about the loss of esteem throughout the world, but hey... Nazi's!

  • Hector Morton
    Hector Morton 24 days ago

    Crazy president in USA i love your show i watch eveyday thank you Stephen Colbert ,The time is coming for this man to step down Mike Pence is idiot

  • Julia Connell
    Julia Connell Month ago

    catching up - I don't get the 'joke' about universal healthcare in Australia. Yes Australia has government funded universal healthcare, I'm in New Zealand - we do as well, lived in Canada, yep - UK - yes, in fact *most* western civilized countries do.

  • JimmyNumb
    JimmyNumb Month ago

    PHASE THREE!!! lol

  • The SpotLight
    The SpotLight 2 months ago

    I swear congressmen are some of the laziest mofos in the US

  • mona m
    mona m 2 months ago

    'Phase 2' creepy but strangely hilarious πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Sutapa Bhattacharya
    Sutapa Bhattacharya 2 months ago

    Hey, how dare you insult the tiger like that? X-(

  • Phil Potter
    Phil Potter 2 months ago

    Watch Jon Batiste's expression go from hot to cold at 9:48

  • LackeysLack
    LackeysLack 2 months ago

    What the hell is up with that microphone in front of Trump on the lunch table? Doesn't the White House have lapel mics?

  • Dj Rasta
    Dj Rasta 2 months ago

    Democracy doesn't work when people are stupid

  • Rui Oliveira
    Rui Oliveira 3 months ago

    Every country in the OECD have a better healthcare than the US.
    Every european country, even the ones of the former USRR, have a better healthcare than the US.

    But what's one of the countries that spends a LOT of %GDP in healthcare? The US o___o

    How to explain?
    1. Maybe they waste a lot of money? o_o
    2. The prices for healthcare in the US are FUCKING HIGH.

  • Helena Nilsson
    Helena Nilsson 3 months ago

    Note how Donny's hands were out of sight at that dinner table. Given how he has previously admitted that he likes to touch his dick before shaking hands, I got the vibe that half of that self-assurance he's sporting is from touching himself in public. He is that kind of creep.
    (and I feel so very sorry for all the world leaders that will have to shake hands with him, but if an epidemic of herpetic whitlow explode among politicians we'll know where it's coming from)

  • Alfie Phillips
    Alfie Phillips 3 months ago

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  • John Kendal
    John Kendal 3 months ago

    OMG - Trump is going to walk on water, raise the dead and literally Astonish the Middle East into lasting Peace, love and prosperity (bttdyos)

  • Marco Garcia
    Marco Garcia 3 months ago

    Back off!! I'll SHRINK YOU!!!

  • Viktoriya T
    Viktoriya T 3 months ago

    I just realized Bernie sounds exactly like the aardvark from the pink panther cartoons

  • Annoyed Platypus
    Annoyed Platypus 3 months ago +1

    Haven't heard that Reducto voice in years.

  • Amanda Dahl
    Amanda Dahl 3 months ago

    Honey pull relationship TV kiss marketing easy compete nearby shirt.

  • JadeDragoness77
    JadeDragoness77 3 months ago

    OMG that is who Bernie reminded me of. I couldn't put my finger on it until Stephen showed The Muppet Show clip. roflmao

  • rock star
    rock star 3 months ago


  • Felicia F
    Felicia F 3 months ago

    FCC, Leave Colbert alone! No censorship. Comedy with full freedom of speech.

  • Rob Allen
    Rob Allen 3 months ago

    Why is the guy from the band always talking during the monologue? Shut up dude

  • Pumpkin Rot
    Pumpkin Rot 3 months ago

    Dems wont take back the house unless there's serious change, which I doubt there will be. People may hate republicans, but right now they hate democrats even more.

  • Katherine Q
    Katherine Q 3 months ago

    Stephen Colbert is my spirit animal

  • JoyAnna Neiner
    JoyAnna Neiner 3 months ago

    he really is just plain stupid isn't he? Mr. Cheeto go home, your drunk

  • jan c
    jan c 3 months ago

    Why does ANYONE ANYWHERE have better health care than we do in the US?????? What is wrong with this country?

  • Lee Joyner
    Lee Joyner 3 months ago

    Why do yall keep giving the musician a mic?

  • Clothilde
    Clothilde 3 months ago

    Re the clip of the dinner where Trump dropped his "Middle East peace is not that difficult" bomb (pardon the expression) - do they all have their own salt and pepper or is he _that_ selfish? I'm guessing the latter...

  • Carlos Emilio Rivera Warner

    Trump opens his mouth to speak and I automatically roll my eyes. Dude is so out of his depth.

  • Bird Nest
    Bird Nest 3 months ago

    Federal Express just sent me a box of glass, glass particles, glass chips mixed in with the food. Are they out of their minds. Why did they try to burn my arms off with a torch?

  • Swaranjeet Singh
    Swaranjeet Singh 3 months ago

    All those who think everything that is said about the intentions/lies and worse of President Trump is Fake News and garbage need to put their real names here. The least they owe to their future generations is to understand what their parents and grandparents contributed to the mess USA appears to be headed for. They need it so that they do not repeat the unbelievable lapses of judgement (and worse) of their parents.

  • Trevin Gaffney
    Trevin Gaffney 3 months ago

    Boooooooo!!! Love you Stephen, love you Bernie!

  • john park
    john park 3 months ago

    go go go Colbert we love the late show fuck donald trump , trump is a schizophrenic bipolar

  • john kelso
    john kelso 3 months ago

    Wow wikileaks busted you. they published the emails of you colluding with the Clinton campaign. Getting your marching orders. She must have been the highest bidder. Its one thing for you tube or Facebook pundits to choose sides anyone can get on those platforms but you have special FCC licensing and protection those are publicly owned airwaves and since you are so one sided they are going to take you off air, or they will start jamming the broadcasts, one hack show at a time!

    just a prediction.

  • Shelly van den Heuvel
    Shelly van den Heuvel 3 months ago

    Did the world and the Vatican forget that he threatened the pope during his campaign? I mean, of course they may forgive him, but if I were the pope, I'd have extra security........

  • Jack Pennington
    Jack Pennington 3 months ago

    What a price crap

  • chiluco2000
    chiluco2000 3 months ago

    I don't understand, so the American upper middle class just watches the blue collar and struggling middle class fucking die without proper medical care??

  • Michael Woods
    Michael Woods 3 months ago

    seriously..that band leader needs to shut up.

  • Lynne A.
    Lynne A. 3 months ago

    Oh gosh an illiterate GOP congress

  • tenacious645
    tenacious645 3 months ago

    What irritates me is that Trump is soon going to say:
    "No one knew peace in the Middle East is so complicated."
    God he's such a fucking moron.

  • NamesNotImportant
    NamesNotImportant 3 months ago

    when u wake up youll realize hes not funny anymore

    • NamesNotImportant
      NamesNotImportant 3 months ago

      also, this is why liberals are so stupid. all their news comes from comedians, or the ghosts of their past

  • Loy G
    Loy G 3 months ago

    "In charge of the adjectives."

  • Alex Franklin
    Alex Franklin 3 months ago

    Disgusting slander! The people conspiring to kill us all didn't actually drink beer!

  • GreenGretel
    GreenGretel 3 months ago

    Trump is such a tragic embarrassment.

  • Dan Durica
    Dan Durica 3 months ago

    Unfortunately, shitting on Trump and laughing at Stephen Colbert won't change anything. Everyone needs to send a message to these idiot Republicans and not only blast their offices with complaints And harassment, but work hard to kick them out of office in 2018. My idiot congressman told me that Republicans had been given a mandate by the people to repeal Obamacare. Fuck him!

  • Dan Durica
    Dan Durica 3 months ago

    Why did Stephen stop short of mentioning that Australia has single-payer healthcare? He was about to say it and then he started talking about the Muppets. I guess he assumed that we all knew it but really not everybody does. This seems like some kind of censoring.

  • Kane
    Kane 3 months ago

    Does anyone know why it's okay to stereotype certain cultures and not others?

  • patricia faulkner
    patricia faulkner 3 months ago

    I want punch your face right now you sick bastard you should be FIRED !!What you say about TRUMP you are so sick.

  • Joyce Russell
    Joyce Russell 3 months ago

    That fucking orange buffoon tells the Australian PM you all have better health care then us. What a douche.

  • Courtney Misich
    Courtney Misich 3 months ago

    Has anyone else noticed that John laughs like the joker (Suicide Squad)

  • RicMansur
    RicMansur 3 months ago

    Stephen Colbert for President!

  • Sista Foxy
    Sista Foxy 3 months ago

    Yes!!!! Bernie totally reminds me of the Waldorf muppet. A good one.

  • Suzanne Reiser
    Suzanne Reiser 3 months ago

    The only way Trump has a chance to be impeached is if Dems get the House.

  • srt10sniper
    srt10sniper 3 months ago

    SO... DONALD TRUMP (cue hysterical laughter)

  • ap am
    ap am 3 months ago

    fake jewish news

  • Linda Brown
    Linda Brown 3 months ago

    If there is a march to support Stephen, I'll be there.

  • Steven Torrey
    Steven Torrey 3 months ago

    Medical Care: Phase I--the Republicans p*ss on you; Phase II--the Republicans cr*p on you; Phase Three--don't ask!

  • Steven Torrey
    Steven Torrey 3 months ago

    Pence & Tillerson are sitting next to him and the expressions on their faces: "Is this idiot gonna say something stupid today?"

  • Fart Knocker
    Fart Knocker 3 months ago

    Hmmmmm....still not fired. Nice try're losing BIGLY.

  • Parlez64
    Parlez64 3 months ago

    Trump ties by the pound for dress alikes, Tillerson and Pence. Cute.

  • karen henry
    karen henry 3 months ago

    I love how whenever Trump is talking, you can almost see Pence mentally pacing, waiting to be president when Trump gets impeached by his own party for costing them elections.

  • richard cantway
    richard cantway 3 months ago

    Stephen Colbert, sucks George Soros's Tiny shrunken balls,before he eats his cheese pizza! Fucking Libtard Faggot!!!!!

  • Harry The Living Prophet

    stop calling me jesus/say my name is harry dominick bolton and make the usa give me a settlement without court114/2 sine they rigged the election its already been a year of harassmenttrying to kill me

  • Joel Osteen
    Joel Osteen 3 months ago


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    Joel Osteen 3 months ago


  • Dylan Cardiff
    Dylan Cardiff 3 months ago

    How many pages was this bill? If it was like 500 pages I could understand Republicans not reading it and relying upon staff. If it was 100 pages, they should have buckled down and read the damn thing.

  • Russel Mack
    Russel Mack 3 months ago


  • markj6700
    markj6700 3 months ago

    We've turned a corner as a society, we are living in the point of no return. From here on out, it's downhill until full on war time revolution. It will take time to crumble, and build into it. But look at the world around us. We are no longer immune.

  • Chris Blackmore
    Chris Blackmore 3 months ago

    Lowkey so happy to be Australian rn..! hhahah. Plus the dank smile on Turnbulls face.. loll.

  • Joey P
    Joey P 3 months ago

    i think everyone all at once should take their money out of the banks..and stop paying taxes! were gonna need to afford our own decent healthcare after all... gotta love how bernie sanders straight laughed at them! Go big Bern! Voted for you sir!

  • Doctor Hill
    Doctor Hill 3 months ago

    Little Colbert.Β  You forgot Pelosi.Β  MAGA!

  • A ZC
    A ZC 3 months ago

    Donal trump is not a scary ferocious tiger. He's more of a pathetic fat sweaty pig.

  • Joey P
    Joey P 3 months ago

    Steven Colbert is an american hero and a great representative for the american public! Colbert for president!!!

  • Nikolas Gannon
    Nikolas Gannon 3 months ago

    yeah sorry america, our healthcare shits all over yours

  • joe brown
    joe brown 3 months ago

    Colbert you are the worst. I hope you and your show gets canned.

  • Phlarb
    Phlarb 3 months ago +1

    You know what my favorite part of watching this on youtube is? Being able to skip past the audience squealing and clapping their little flippers together like seals because an "Applause" light was flashed. Am I the only one that finds that not only annoying, but an outdated style of television? The host of any show has to calm people down so he/she can get on with his/her performance. Just shut up!

    This isn't a shitty sitcom, we don't need help to know when to laugh.

  • joe brown
    joe brown 3 months ago

    Colbert takes orders from the Clinton cartel. This was too obvious even before he got WikiLeaked. The corruption in all branches of government is also very obvious. We need some kind of change. We all know we have created a monster. Trump's campaign played on most working people's frustration they have towards the government. That was all he needed. I am not a supporter of taking tax money hand over fist to fund black list programs we are not even told exist. Nor am I a fan of the president being able to spend millions on vacations. It is moronic to try and defend the system we have in the state it's in.

  • 5avage 3oy
    5avage 3oy 3 months ago

    We are doomed, Trump is so stupid.

  • Yukimura Sanada
    Yukimura Sanada 3 months ago

    Its actually quite usual that those guys have people to read those things for them and give them a One Pager as Overview. At least they are honest for once. Its just like that here in Germany btw with politicians have staff to read for them. Doesnt make it any better if its such an important thing like health care.

  • Yolanda Harley
    Yolanda Harley 3 months ago

    Stephen Colbert keep standing your grounds never back down I support you all the way!!!! let the truth be told!!!!πŸ‘πŸ‘β€β€β€β€πŸ‘

  • Blue Shark
    Blue Shark 3 months ago

    this creep supports the perverts

  • Robert Donahue
    Robert Donahue 3 months ago

    I like the sign in front of Trump saying the president, I wouldn't know that otherwise.

  • American Pi
    American Pi 3 months ago

    these side things, like phase 3, make him let's funny imo

  • Andrew Gonzalez
    Andrew Gonzalez 3 months ago

    This just shows how grossly uninformed Trump is about anything.

  • rock star
    rock star 3 months ago


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    rock star 3 months ago


  • Adam Greene
    Adam Greene 3 months ago

    I dont understand... Australia have a good or bad health care?

  • Srithor
    Srithor 3 months ago

    Shut up, sidekick on the piano! The master is speaking!

  • Ugo Possenti
    Ugo Possenti 3 months ago

    Rome? Seriously? I'm from Rome and I think that time would be perfect to come to the US.

  • Michael Rooker
    Michael Rooker 3 months ago

    In the near future: "Nobody knew peace in the Middle East was so complicated"

  • Wylona
    Wylona 3 months ago

    It's almost funny just how offended Trump voters got over this monologue after spending so much time yelling about how liberals are too sensitive.

  • James Dolbeck
    James Dolbeck 3 months ago

    The plan is to make the rich, richer, and those suffering, suffer some more. I live in CANADA, and I think USA needs a similarΒ system.Β It seems to me money is more valuable than the cost of saving a human life.

  • Stephen Seehorn
    Stephen Seehorn 3 months ago

    Why do they let that band guy talk so much? God he's annoying as fuck.

  • theunpossiblefile
    theunpossiblefile 3 months ago

    Trump struggles to function with Duckspeak know-nothing Zoolander talk likely due to little or no sleep. It will get worse. Trump is past his Howard Hughes germphobic phase which means he can shake hands. Coldbeer has 24/7 manic Alex Jones on Steroids & Texas Peyote. IMO, an indirect reference to Trump's drugs of choice. No street trash 4 him.

    • theunpossiblefile
      theunpossiblefile 3 months ago

      Only latest Limitless AAS, Anabolic Steroids++ "high class" cocktails for TBTF R/E bleeding edge developers who need Russkie partners, Chinese Deutsche Bank loans to survive. Who was DeNiro's rich thug role in the movie Limitless likely based on? Trump. AAS plays heck with the hairline. Ask buddy Putin. Per Tim Ferriss, even low doses = lots of ice baths to cool off.

      Notice the Coldbeer low key jokes for this segment? About 40% downgrade from recent peak performance shows. Calls to sponsors/ producers by a Trump RNC FCC can have that chill effect on joke writers

  • Matthew Jin
    Matthew Jin 3 months ago

    Colbert, we support you mate. Keep up the great work and don't let the skinheads kill your freedom of speech. *shares cookies*

  • Going Green
    Going Green 3 months ago

    Trump's pie hole is just Putin's penis holder!

  • tuotuo lu
    tuotuo lu 3 months ago

    He's really is breaking traditions, damn it trump, who will bring pleasure to Trudeau if you skip Canada.

  • John Paul B.T.
    John Paul B.T. 3 months ago

    when I saw Bernie sanders laughed, the first thing I thought were those guys from the Muppets too πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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