Monologue: Fat Man and Little Boy | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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    Bill reacts to the escalating tensions between President Trump and North Korea in his Real Time monologue.

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  • Runtime: 6:20
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Comments: 1 857

  • Davethreshold
    Davethreshold 13 hours ago +1

    Bill! You should talk about THIS on your next show!!

  • IdeaBox
    IdeaBox 20 hours ago

    trump is honestly the best man ever -sad

  • TheFlag&AnthemGuy
    TheFlag&AnthemGuy 22 hours ago

    House Trump: Fire and Fury

  • Zaved Raisuz Zaman

    One of my favourite Comedian.. Respect Sir
    From India.

  • FaZe Revolver
    FaZe Revolver Day ago

    At least they make me say nice things.

  • Sarah  Jones
    Sarah Jones Day ago

    What about native Americans? Nobody speaks out..n pisses me the fuck dude sucking no dick..dung..u know if i was prez this shit would stop right now... Virginia..KKK bitches n neo natzis would be disbanded right the fuck now..dude i Love u!!

  • Joy Smith
    Joy Smith Day ago

    Trump has put on a load of weight from eating T MacDonald s

  • Tree-hugger Sans-cœur

    I think we're gonna have to start looking pretty soon for a few brave souls willing to sacrifice their lives and go kamikaze TORA! TORA! TORA! on those motherfucking bastards! It's gonna come down to them or us

  • Alain Pereira
    Alain Pereira Day ago

    2 condoms would have solved the problem...

  • George Dancy
    George Dancy 2 days ago

    The password being password joke is extra hilarious because the leader of Hillary's campaign John Podesta had as his password for his email the word, password, when he email was hacked haha The entire political class are complete imbeciles.

  • Kaminoan Midgaurdian

    Quick change the codes

  • commodified myself
    commodified myself 2 days ago

    He's funny

  • Zak Knight
    Zak Knight 3 days ago

    do liberals feeeel more hatred for the police or empathy for the African-American after watching the you tub vid 'black cop beating himself ' ?   The right wingers are already saying that it is justified because he had a gun so should keep his job.   blm has already declared him a racist and a hero and killed 5 whites in unrelated incidents

  • Lucy Fir
    Lucy Fir 3 days ago

    that was a really shitty monologue, and some of the audience laughter sounded forced, contrived. In Bill's defense, it's hard to come up with fresh new material for the same old tired political shit week after week. or maybe the subject matter is just not that funny. Or it could be that we're starting to realize that politics is already a joke and there's no point having a comedian comment it on jokingly week after week.

  • Bob Cunningham
    Bob Cunningham 3 days ago

    Has anyone considered what a clone ( if possible) would look like and act like from these two. Tech help required.

  • Eric William Rosa
    Eric William Rosa 3 days ago

    I thought Trump was going to say "Fire and Blood" lol

  • Flo Florence
    Flo Florence 3 days ago

    Bill "Islamophobe" Maher better thank his lucky stars that Trump is in the White House and not Hillary because Bill would be thrown from the rooftops by angry Islamic mobs if Hillary was in charge of America.

  • w mys
    w mys 3 days ago

    This tie is definitely better !

  • rob collette
    rob collette 3 days ago

    What are they feeding the orange man?

  • Michael Litoris
    Michael Litoris 3 days ago

    When is this faggot going to come out of the closet?

  • First Last
    First Last 3 days ago

    Good comedy but unfair. Blaming Trump for NK aggression. Not his fault. Was there long before he arrived.

    • Richard Parker
      Richard Parker 3 days ago

      Over 90% of the time North Korea is giving an empty threat. When they do its usally their way of starting a "talk" without looking weak in front of their people or undermining the narrative of thier cult like properganda. They will deliberately act like they're going to start a war, but what they usally really want is to get us to feed their people or negotiate lifting sanctions, while keeping their people brainwashed . Kim John IL did this during that great NK famine during the 90s. There's a saying that goes, when North Koera roars, South Koreans yawn.

      However, Trump is now making this a lot worse then it has to be by provoking NK and challenging them to act on their threat, when he could have easily ignore them. Kim doesn't want to look weak in front of his people or the world, and he's not going to give up his nuclear weapons because he dosent want to end up like Sadam in Iraq. So now there's pressure on him to actually use a nuke on us just to send a message and keep himself from losing any power or credibility among his people. To make things even worse, now that Trump threaten North Koera by showing off our nuclear weapons, that now adds pressure on the US to make good on their threat so they don't look weak in front of our enemies. Up until this point both Republicans and Democrats had some self-awareness that most threats from NK are usally full of hot air, but now thanks to Trump actions he turned what could have been easily avoided into a giant game of Nuclear chicken.

      Yes, Trump didn't create NK, but he sure as hell escalated the problem to dramatically scary levels where if the slightest thing goes wrong, it could mean world war 3.

  • jackielegs
    jackielegs 3 days ago

    I swear to god y'all best be stopping your disrespect for Dennis rodman the rebounds legend.

  • david williams
    david williams 3 days ago

    Hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha

  • Toxic Pussy Farts
    Toxic Pussy Farts 3 days ago

    Video disliked

  • Dragon_of_Tragedy
    Dragon_of_Tragedy 3 days ago

    Calling him a little boy is racist

  • Samantha Thompson
    Samantha Thompson 3 days ago

    Annoying laughing. Ruins the whole thing.

  • m0rbidh0rr0r
    m0rbidh0rr0r 3 days ago

    Bill Maher is a little boy

  • Sannon Aragao
    Sannon Aragao 3 days ago

    Just in america liberals make jokes about dropping a nuclear bomb over japan and killing hundred of thousands.

  • Post Oak
    Post Oak 3 days ago

    Damn straight! The Republicans have NO integrity when it comes to the Chump.

  • Dorian Graye
    Dorian Graye 3 days ago

    Look at this Zio-cuck! Maher should be put in a room with a can of ZB!!

  • Rookie Fisherman
    Rookie Fisherman 3 days ago

    I'm a trump supporter and I find this funny bc im not sensitive

    ZIGSVIDS 3 days ago

    exactly ! north Korea doesn't even have electricity let alone the bomb.Catch on "weapons of mass destruction " remember ?

  • Irwin Torres
    Irwin Torres 3 days ago

    Do people really find this ding dong funny? I am sorry I accidentally clicked on this.

  • Unknown
    Unknown 3 days ago

    stupid lol

  • Meow Meow
    Meow Meow 3 days ago

    I am a simple person, I see a Dem shill Maher clip, I click dislike.

  • Stephen Hooker
    Stephen Hooker 3 days ago

  • cosmodog1803
    cosmodog1803 3 days ago

    Bill Maher, the most anti-American comic in showbiz. Dont try to go on uso tour bill. Would be bad for your ... creativity.

  • genocide amerika
    genocide amerika 3 days ago

    America is a complete shithole country

  • Syfe Kai
    Syfe Kai 3 days ago

    Kim jun un however the fuck you spell it reminds me of fat majin boo from DBZ

  • Tony Taglalucci
    Tony Taglalucci 4 days ago +1

    Not Bill's best stuff...

  • SelfReflective
    SelfReflective 4 days ago

    One of his best monologues....every punch line was great.

  • Michael Sinclair
    Michael Sinclair 4 days ago +1

    When is the Republican Party gonna admit their fuck up and go with someone else in 2020? Mike Pence or John Kasich would be better suited for the job.

  • Cellularbadboy
    Cellularbadboy 4 days ago +1

    Why are they both still alive?

    COAL TRAIN 4 days ago

    trending lmao, more trump hate

  • Jonathan Menjivar
    Jonathan Menjivar 4 days ago

    Bill is a CUCK.

    FFTVII 4 days ago +1

    Two psychotic freaks playing a game of chicken (with nukes) - 'The Walking Dead' getting closer to becoming reality. :/

  • golden Warrior
    golden Warrior 4 days ago

    Rodman is a spy but dont tell kim he might keep him

    J3RRY RUB1X 4 days ago

    The views though

  • JR S
    JR S 4 days ago

    this show is an excellent example of why, when people not living in manhattan or los angeles, are watching the movie ' battle for Los Angeles, they are rooting for the outer space aliens to obliterate the place!

  • Francisco Salazar
    Francisco Salazar 4 days ago +1

    Can you people realize how this North Korea thing has completely replaced the Russian involvement in the elections? the collusion between the trump clan and the Russians? Have you not realized what a huge an successful smoke screen this is?

  • HighFlyer
    HighFlyer 4 days ago

    Racist piece of crap

  • Jimmy Chitwood
    Jimmy Chitwood 4 days ago

    We need Obama back!!!!

    So he can do nothing for another 8 years !! WEEEEEE!!!!

  • Rodolpho Sanchez
    Rodolpho Sanchez 4 days ago

    Bill Maher is my favorite liberal schmuck.

  • jeff goodman
    jeff goodman 4 days ago

    Who told Bill Mahar he was funny?... I can't wait till he retires

  • Kandela Brown
    Kandela Brown 4 days ago

    The hand gestures suggest; gay Jew!

  • ninjammer726
    ninjammer726 4 days ago

    my life is complete

  • ick don
    ick don 4 days ago

    Bill Clinton gave the Kim family millions in return North Korea get rid of their nukes. Didn't work now did it. Obama had 8 years of "strategic patience " with North Korea. Didn't work. We finally have a President with balls who will fight fire with fire. Liberals and liberal policies are weak and suck, period.

  • get wet
    get wet 4 days ago +2

    Bill Maher sucks cock.

  • Swedish Meatball
    Swedish Meatball 4 days ago

    Way to go, Maher. Never better. Thank you for both saying it, and making us laugh about it.

  • Tomáš Obranec
    Tomáš Obranec 4 days ago


  • Anthony Sgro
    Anthony Sgro 4 days ago

    Bill is a disgrace!

  • william johnson
    william johnson 4 days ago

    problem solved , Slam fest in south China sea. Kim the killer I'll vs dangerous Don T. . Don king and I are working on a venue on the silly islands. Pay for view will eliminate national dept.

  • Doc Holliday
    Doc Holliday 4 days ago

    Lol you have to be an idiot to be afraid of north korea. They arent going to do jack shit. If they found them selves in a war with the US the regime would be wiped from the face of the earth in a few days time. If by some miracle they managed to get their one rusty nuke off the launch pad, it would be shot from the sky. Their only chance would be to launch it at south korea and even then it doesnt stand much of a chance. And if somehow they did manage to hit with it, they would wiped out in a far less pleasant manner for them. The only "nuclear winter" would be located squarely in north korea. So everyone needs to calm down with all this hilarious ww3 apocalypse nonsense. The DPRK is patheticall weak, out dated and outclassed.

    And anyone thinking "but china!" China isnt going to do shit, period. They've already given them selves an out to try and save face if something happens.

    • Doc Holliday
      Doc Holliday 4 days ago

      The only thing anyone should be fearful for, are the people of north korea them selves. The millions of innocent people living under a murderous regime, just trying to get by without starving to death, who stand to be casualties of a war they dont want.

  • Thomas Chambers
    Thomas Chambers 4 days ago

    Trump is the man. Get over it. Hillary lost to a nigger the first time, you thought that she was going to beat Trump. You all need to wake the fuck up. Dumbass!!!!!!!!

  • Baba Smith
    Baba Smith 4 days ago

    Wow, now he's calling a black man boy.

  • orion2themax
    orion2themax 4 days ago

    I'm glad I didn't vote for dumbo Trump

  • Punisher1237
    Punisher1237 4 days ago

    Thought this was about Fallout....

  • WoebringerofDoom
    WoebringerofDoom 4 days ago

    i hope that you liberal landwhales get nuked.

  • anglomik
    anglomik 4 days ago

    Nothing will happen.  Kim has been playing this game for years.

  • F And
    F And 4 days ago


  • T Mc
    T Mc 4 days ago

    After this SHEKELGRUBER, Bill (the "Khazarian") Maherstein is done schmucking more GOYIM, HE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK IN A MIRROR TO SEE WHAT A REALLY TRUE SCHMUCK LOOKS LIKE!

  • Robert Kautz
    Robert Kautz 4 days ago

    you're a horse's ass.

  • CinderSun
    CinderSun 4 days ago

    (Nuclear) winter is coming

  • Rickkrock Star
    Rickkrock Star 4 days ago

    I wish Bill Maher would be strapped to a nuke headed to north Korea,
    kill to pricks with one stone,

  • Don't Read My
    Don't Read My 4 days ago

    Bill Maher is still racist

  • kpax45
    kpax45 4 days ago +1

    These two are very similar, both fat with bad hair and have narcisstic personality disorder

  • GD Rave
    GD Rave 4 days ago +2

    Why is the media all about bashing trump and tearing America apart :/

  • otimmo
    otimmo 4 days ago

    "who has the bigger micro-penis" - that sounds like something a bitch would say.

  • BloodofPatriots
    BloodofPatriots 4 days ago

    If NK nuked Hollywood, maybe 3-4 Americans would die.

  • user
    user 4 days ago

    go Kim

  • The Muck Dog
    The Muck Dog 4 days ago

    not very funny...

  • Tarl Cabbot
    Tarl Cabbot 4 days ago

    Good Lord, can't comedians come up with any new material? Always, Trump this or that. Hey, he was duly elected as was Obama. If it doesn't work out in four years, we'll just elect someone else. That's how it works, now show some real creativity and find something else to get a laugh. It's really tiring to see the same rhetoric over and over and over and over.....

  • Casimir
    Casimir 4 days ago

    Didn't slick Willy Clinton give NK the technology for it?

  • Noseefood
    Noseefood 4 days ago +3

    add to bad hair, obesity, nuclear launch code, now micro penis. two nut jobs have so much in common.

  • Nino Romano
    Nino Romano 4 days ago

    The only people that use selfie sticks are like Asian tourists.

  • Scott Mc Fadyen
    Scott Mc Fadyen 4 days ago

    The gods need ritalin.

  • THEbohmie
    THEbohmie 4 days ago

    Bill Maher= #moron

  • THEG0AT2
    THEG0AT2 4 days ago

    Liberalism is a defect in the part of brain that controls common sense they cant help it that they are sheep and have no original thoughts..its why all these jobless losers want the govt to do it all for them ..whatever bill says is scripture to these sad fks even when he says nigger or fat shames people while all these libtard leaders hide in gated communities and spew there crap

  • Susan fromBflo
    Susan fromBflo 4 days ago

    Lol! "Hair club for Tyrants

  • Travis Smith
    Travis Smith 4 days ago +4

    Trump is neither fat nor a little boy...

  • Josh Soderling
    Josh Soderling 4 days ago

    Trump 2020

  • Cabbage
    Cabbage 4 days ago

    Oh im sorry sir
    Daddy kim is not fat
    He is curvy and luxurious
    He is perfect
    And he has very big penis

  • Adam the Legend
    Adam the Legend 4 days ago +2

    Why would you bring cancer into a bomb shelter? It's not a good idea.

  • Southern Liberal
    Southern Liberal 4 days ago +1

    Amazing all the comments that you know are going to include "but Hillary is worse" or similar when they're trying to defend the Trumpsquatch to which I just say SHUT THE FUCK UP!! The election was over in November and y'all are acting like the bully on the playground that beats up the girl he has a crush on more than anyone else because they just can't admit that they like her! You thought it was great for the first few weeks until you realized that YEAH you really chose that moron to run things and now you're stuck with him just like the rest of us ! You fucked up! Accept it and move on so we can keep this lunatic from destroying everything!!

  • hszjs ha z hsnjjdjhhdjkdjjhddjdjjConnors

    You have to be willing to do a golden shower too

  • Cabbage
    Cabbage 4 days ago

    Bill- “Donald trump”

  • Cabbage
    Cabbage 4 days ago

    50% of comments
    Trump is gonna end the world. Trump did everything wrong nobody else is at fault
    50% of comments
    Hahaha trumps is fat loser

  • GhettoMist
    GhettoMist 4 days ago

    I think it is funny that people are ok with fat shaming Trump and when any woman gets called fat people flip a shit. I'm not a Trump fan, but I do think this is an interesting dynamic that people have.

  • u tubbe
    u tubbe 4 days ago +2


  • 11weaponx
    11weaponx 4 days ago

    is just me or do i hear Mickey Mouse in the audience

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