Lil Dicky - Sports (Official Video)


  • Added:  4 years ago
  • 5th video off of LD's debut mixtape, "So Hard".
    Download the free mixtape at: lildicky.com

    Sports references out the ass.

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    DP:
    Juli Lopez

    Editor:
    Quinn Moticka


    Lyrics -

    Shots in the club like plaxico
    I'm in the corner, hot like Placido's
    And dicky fuckin flow nuts pistachio
    And like Shelvin, I know how to mack a ho

    I got girls on ma penis
    Flow is the meanest
    Not Gilbert, but I'm sellin out arenas
    Do it all day A peterson
    Because I'm tryna get paid like Revis did

    I met a French bitch, big lips, and she got a body
    Told her put that ass on moi like nnamdi
    Fight like rocky, white like Roddy
    Hoosier Daddy all knight like Booby

    Hot box ride, I can barely see
    You know I keep ma car melo like Anthony
    got bigger blunts than legarrete, smoke outta Taurus
    put Mar kief in dat philly like Morris

    anybody better better than me, good try
    I'm the best like Jahvid, but I'm not lion
    Not even a tyson...no ear biting
    Ma pockets fat with green, so Rex Ryan

    I ball for the bucks like Luke Richard Mbah a moute,
    but I'm a fuckin superstar
    And if they ask LD where he wanna live
    Then I'ma tell 'em where markakis like Nick.

    Verse 2

    I'm tryna get a little Kevin Love
    And then I see a bad bitch starin up in the club

    She got an ass so sweet like a cinnabun
    I bet dat bitch a giant freak like Lincecum

    And so I go and approach her
    We kick it like Stover
    End of the night, I'ma ownher, hova

    Liquor make a bitch feel raunchy, horny
    So im getting big shots, Chauncey, horry
    Took her back at ma Eddie House
    And this fine ass bitch takin off her blouse

    And then ma D Rose quicka than a bull at the garden
    Dick like James from the way that it Harden
    My name ain't Charles, but I pack wood son
    Ma dick ain't Gretzky, but it's still a good one.

    She want that juice I ain't talkin bout OJ
    It's more like Mayo, something like OJ
    Okay, now her clothes are off
    And I can see her C pierced like her name was Paul

    I couldn't care less, went down feelin the flavor
    It was hairless, something like Villanueva
    Ma Rod Smart, so He Hate Me
    When I don't cover him up wit a safety

    But I coordinate that D, so I planned protection
    Had a Magnum Rolle like louisania tech did
    Put a condom on ma Ryan Braun
    Ma Hebrew hammer, then we got it on

    I was playin wit a boobie, Cavalier
    We even made a couple movies, Shaq O'Neil
    She had a real big cat, Andres Gallaraga pussy
    But I hit it hard, Troy Polamalu on that pussy

    No acting but she had a big O Oscar
    No PED's little Dicky ballin proper let's go.

    Beat - Whoomp There it is by tag Team (check out the original, legendary jam below)

    itunes.apple.com/us/album/whoomp!-there-it-is-ep/id92300586

    My mixtape is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room.
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  • Runtime: 3:07
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Comments: 1 132

  • Cullen O'Brien
    Cullen O'Brien 3 days ago

    How does this on have 6.6 million views? damn.

  • Yousif Abuhamad
    Yousif Abuhamad 4 days ago

    Slight burn on Villanueva

  • hi53335
    hi53335 5 days ago

    Should have said he beat the pussy like ray rice beat his girl 😂

  • Kyle Fenton
    Kyle Fenton 9 days ago

    Fly eagles fly

  • fabian kaine hernandez

    lol

  • dubseedz757
    dubseedz757 13 days ago

    Lol I fucking love him...

  • Pó L
    Pó L 20 days ago

    I don't usually like dicky, but damn

  • E-Step HipHop
    E-Step HipHop 22 days ago

    "Dick like James from the way that I Harden" 😳😂😂🙌🏻

  • mokka
    mokka 23 days ago

    "Hotbox ride, I can barely see. You know I keep my car mellow like Anthony"

    Holy shit

  • JacksTip
    JacksTip 23 days ago

    0:50 I am so glad you mentioned Nnamdi in this hahahah fuck yeah

  • dapperdanman
    dapperdanman 25 days ago

    Dicky ya let me down on only ONE reference there bruh. Gretzky is the Great one, not the Good one!!! come on homie

  • patrick
    patrick 27 days ago

    please make an updated one of these lol.

  • PappalardoTheDamienGamer !

    I counted 47 sports jokes, hbu?

  • Random Commenter
    Random Commenter Month ago

    Trash ass song if you can even call it a song this dude if fucking cancer

  • Jack Bassil
    Jack Bassil Month ago

    this is a madness

  • Frank Plant
    Frank Plant Month ago

    Football Club Barcelona Forever!

  • John Dixon
    John Dixon Month ago

    Fucking legit

  • Big Planet Media
    Big Planet Media Month ago

    This is a classic, bob pulled it off

  • Kxs Proxy
    Kxs Proxy Month ago

    Lmao I love dicky (no homo)

  • tourretsguy2
    tourretsguy2 Month ago

    the Villanueva reference had me dying😂😂

  • Dr. Fleischkanu
    Dr. Fleischkanu Month ago

    this reminds me of dope by bloodhound gang

  • Kasia
    Kasia Month ago

    I think I'd be like 'OOOOH SHIT' if I knew anything about sports.

  • Noah Marcos
    Noah Marcos Month ago

    I keep my car mellow like anthony

  • Jeremy Magrew
    Jeremy Magrew Month ago

    Im fucking dead

  • Gavin Moran
    Gavin Moran Month ago +1

    would be good to see him and eminem together

  • memecake
    memecake Month ago

    Hows it come that it's always the jewish rappers with the "special" lyrics I love the most :'D first mac miller now him

  • Giuseppe Atzeni
    Giuseppe Atzeni Month ago

    whats the name of the song he coverd?

  • ITZ HEWIE
    ITZ HEWIE Month ago

    Lol

  • David Ojika
    David Ojika Month ago

    You actually have some jerseys I want.

  • Live Legacy
    Live Legacy Month ago

    Lmao the Gretzky refers

  • beats producer
    beats producer 2 months ago

    greatest song ever end of statement

  • Gavin Decker
    Gavin Decker 2 months ago

    brain still gotta poop

  • Aidan Leo
    Aidan Leo 2 months ago

    You fuking awsome boy🖕🖕🖕🖕🏐🏉🎱🏓🏸🎾⚾️🏈🏀⚽️

  • Chuck Keough
    Chuck Keough 2 months ago

    Does Lil Kicky Know Bo?

  • XStrawBerryIceX
    XStrawBerryIceX 2 months ago

    I’m halfway in and please tell me he does something about hockey otherwise I’ll cry lol

    • XStrawBerryIceX
      XStrawBerryIceX 2 months ago

      Man I like you but a Gretzky reference is it? No lemieux? No Crosby? Great song but hockey truly is an under appreciated sport lol


  • Jim Hamberg
    Jim Hamberg 2 months ago

    REPPIN on those Eagles. E-A-G-L-E-S!! EAGLES!!!!

  • Mariano Ovalle
    Mariano Ovalle 2 months ago

    I take it he's not a dallas fan? 😂

  • KidplayyMIXXO
    KidplayyMIXXO 2 months ago

    He couldn't say Sportscenter so instead he said Sports Shit due to copyright issues

  • Paige Taylor
    Paige Taylor 2 months ago

    Loob that Harry Dick for a Cunti slip
    Tugnutt out of Semin from a mighty grip
    No need for Loob in that Quackenbush
    Bitch, I smoke the kush, Clutterbuck the tush
    Cause it's all about getting that Bonk.

    HOCKEY biotch! 💜✌🏽🤘🏽

    • Paige Taylor
      Paige Taylor 2 months ago

      Not saying I'm good (I am), but I only caught one hockey reference, yo!


  • SnapWizaard Productions

    What about "My dick'll grow talla like Iguodala

  • Lewis Diaz
    Lewis Diaz 2 months ago

    Damn he dissed my boys. #DC4L

  • Cydhna Lithic
    Cydhna Lithic 2 months ago

    H e b r e w H a m m e r

  • iWinRar
    iWinRar 2 months ago

    glad u included a packer

  • Conor
    Conor 2 months ago +2

    That Nnamdi bar has got to be one of the best wordplays ever 🔥🔥

    • Nick Waycaster
      Nick Waycaster Month ago

      Conor I was litterally scrollin through surprised that no one had mentioned the Nnamdi line, that's a hard name to make a pun about


  • lunerlilly
    lunerlilly 2 months ago

    omg all the ref xD

  • yashaswit singh
    yashaswit singh 2 months ago

    The video reminds me of dylan

  • Murph Dawg
    Murph Dawg 2 months ago

    Why did he shout out Placido Polanco in a song? I'm sorry, but Phillies great or not, just no

  • RoKetBunyy
    RoKetBunyy 2 months ago +1

    Definitely recorded this in his garage🤣

  • Bryan Phelps
    Bryan Phelps 2 months ago

    I love the reference to extreme football. Lol

  • Dark playz
    Dark playz 2 months ago

    Ayyy lil dicky be rockin that blazers jersey at 0:23 lets go blazers

  • Rj Anon
    Rj Anon 2 months ago

    Damn he had to fry the Lions lol.. NO FLY ZONE

  • corey baker
    corey baker 2 months ago

    who tf wants to live in Baltimore

  • V Paz
    V Paz 2 months ago

    fuck lil Dicky!🔥

  • Jameis WINston #SiegeTheDay

    Dude. Dicky might be like a joke rapper but his flow is actually ridiculous...

  • Jackson Hayes
    Jackson Hayes 2 months ago

    go ducky go ducky go in dying

  • Jacobe Allen
    Jacobe Allen 2 months ago +1

    he should have a colts jersey

  • PSG Wrigglee
    PSG Wrigglee 2 months ago

    My dick ain't Gretzky but it's still a good one

  • steven curry
    steven curry 2 months ago

    disrespect to its fullest. Can't believe he threw down that cowboys jersey.

  • Ethan Hollinger
    Ethan Hollinger 2 months ago

    bruhhhhh he fucking got on Charlie villanuevas ass like Kevin Garnett did

  • Kaden Melton
    Kaden Melton 2 months ago

    How many metaphors were in this song

  • Gus Woolf
    Gus Woolf 2 months ago +1

    ayy what up lil dicky i see that st Joe's jersey i go there now

  • max gustafson
    max gustafson 2 months ago

    "I can see her c pierced like her name was paul" fire ass bar

  • Raj Singh
    Raj Singh 2 months ago

    that davidson steph curry jersey is fuego

  • Alysa Jane Martin
    Alysa Jane Martin 2 months ago

    This needs to get on spotify in 2017. fr.

  • Ginac
    Ginac 2 months ago

    pun rap ?

  • Joel Graves
    Joel Graves 2 months ago

    when you sat good one instead of great one when referring to gretzky...

  • Rock Smith
    Rock Smith 2 months ago

    wonder if him and rone know each other

  • The Jack
    The Jack 2 months ago

    Where did he get that Michael Jordan Wizards jersey?

  • TuffGuy Rio
    TuffGuy Rio 2 months ago

    Wordplay on another level

  • Mike Rennie
    Mike Rennie 2 months ago

    And then ma D Rose quicker than a bull at the garden
    Dick like James from the way that it Harden

  • Zonker 05
    Zonker 05 2 months ago

    was the 42 total sports references a possible reference to Jackie Robinson?

  • QuavoTv
    QuavoTv 2 months ago

    Remind me of Eminem for some reason

  • Juan Rivera
    Juan Rivera 3 months ago

    Kelly Slater?

  • DefThrone
    DefThrone 3 months ago

    is this a reference to Bloodhound Gang?

  • Michael Martin
    Michael Martin 3 months ago

    #CowboysNation

  • Angelo Crawford
    Angelo Crawford 3 months ago

    One of the funniest people on the olanet

  • Zodiak34
    Zodiak34 3 months ago

    was only waiting for a hockey reference the whole time.
    that gretzky joke was too easy.
    i was left as disappointed as the oilers fans have been the past 20 years

  • Sir Joshy
    Sir Joshy 3 months ago

    I got you on movies and game knowledge tho

  • mike menard
    mike menard 3 months ago

    That Jason Williams jersey tho. *fire emoji*

  • Cailon Delano
    Cailon Delano 3 months ago

    If you know sports... This has to be easily the greatest sports song ever made by a mile ...

  • Isaiah Warwick
    Isaiah Warwick 3 months ago

    the carmelo anthony bar might be the best...

  • KusanagiMotoko100
    KusanagiMotoko100 3 months ago

    Loved the old school beat.

  • Windows Desktop
    Windows Desktop 3 months ago

    It's like he heard 50's How to Rob.
    And turned into sports. lmao

  • Alex Hutcheson
    Alex Hutcheson 3 months ago

    This is creativity at its fucking finest

  • WhatTheHellRS
    WhatTheHellRS 3 months ago

    i want that seahawks jacket

  • Quavo YxRxN NBA
    Quavo YxRxN NBA 3 months ago

    Lil dicky aka white Jesus lol Im dead

  • Chad Freund
    Chad Freund 3 months ago

    I almost watched sports, but there's sport on tv. Harden got 40

    • Chad Freund
      Chad Freund 3 months ago

      Pop is pissed, gasol tried tghdw


  • Dinah Diaz
    Dinah Diaz 3 months ago

    Dude went so hard, had me googling my own college's player. Fucking Magnum Rolle, what an obscure piece of knowledge

  • Tonya Smith
    Tonya Smith 3 months ago

    this niggas weak as fuck I don't listen to white rap

  • Clayton Dickerson
    Clayton Dickerson 3 months ago

    this guy is so genius it hurts my brain

  • Jonathan Perez
    Jonathan Perez 3 months ago

    Dallas Cowboys!!!!! FUCK Philly!!!

  • Will Sloan
    Will Sloan 3 months ago

    PUT THIS ON SPOTIFY

  • Murax
    Murax 3 months ago

    i dont recall seeing a mavericks or falcons jersey lol

  • TranmereBros
    TranmereBros 3 months ago

    Why does he remind me of Adam sandler

  • Stealth Bomber Gaming
    Stealth Bomber Gaming 3 months ago

    He HAD A FLYERS HAT ON BUT LIKE NO HOCKEY REFERENCES

  • EJ T
    EJ T 3 months ago

    i had to wait two and a half minutes for a steelers reference lol Legarrette Blount doesnt count lol

  • Brett Truax
    Brett Truax 3 months ago

    Korky motherfucker. :D luh it

  • Chris Wright
    Chris Wright 3 months ago

    I see one hockey reference this entire song... Breaks my heart

  • Meme Lord
    Meme Lord 3 months ago

    Man lil dicky is a legend lol

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