Why You're More Successful Than Steve Jobs

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    Mike Trapp
    Brian Murphy
    Pat Cassels
    Emily Axford

    Director - Greg Stees
    Producer - Julia Bales
    Cinematography - Alex Pollini
    Editor- Mike Small, James Fitzpatrick
    Writer - Pat Cassels, Brian Murphy
    President of Original Content - Sam Reich
    Vice President of Production / Executive Producer - Spencer Griffin
    Director of Production - Sam Sparks
    Director of Post Production - Michael Schaubach
    Production Manager - Sam Kirkpatrick
    Production Coordinator -Brandon Raman
    Art Director - Abby Sanford
    B Cam Op- Matt Read
    First Assistant Camera -John Morrisey
    Gaffer - Sean Clark
    Sound Mixer - Chris Bennett for BoTown Sound
    Boom Op - Danny Carpenter for BoTown Sound
    Post Production Supervisor - Evan Watkins
    Post Production Manager - Andrew Mallonee
    Head Assistant Editor - Phil Fox
    Production Legal - Karen Segall
    Production Accountant - Christine Rodriguez
    Assistant Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
    Second Assistant Production Accountant - Rebecca Call
    Intern - Andrea Chrunyk, Nathan Krauss
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  • Runtime: 2:33
  • Collegehumor  CH originals  Steve Jobs  

Comments: 2 129

  • SergeantSquid
    SergeantSquid 12 days ago

    So that's why Trapp killed pat.

  • saadbin sarwar
    saadbin sarwar 12 days ago

    Wow this was actually pretty good comedy

  • The Abnormal Penguin
    The Abnormal Penguin 14 days ago

    Did you know I have killed more people than stalin and Hitler did in the past 64 years

  • Peter Baker
    Peter Baker 16 days ago

    Did you see how high she jumped my gohh

  • Uniman 157
    Uniman 157 17 days ago

    Hitler redeemed himself, I mean, he killed Hitler

  • Dutchnoober Lol
    Dutchnoober Lol 18 days ago

    Wii u pro controllers 🤣🤣🤣 probably tbe only one who noticed it

  • pop5678eye
    pop5678eye 20 days ago

    Steve Jobs is credited with so much he did NOT actually 'invent.' He stole ideas that others had but couldn't market, and made them commercial successes. He was not a tech genius, he was a marketing genius. The personal computer, graphical user interface, the personal media player, or the smartphone... NONE of those were Apple inventions! But you believe they were because Steve Jobs appeared in front of crowds marketing them as the 'latest Apple innovation.'
    Ironic considering how much time, money, and effort Apple spends suing others for those same ideas!

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  • Wade Wilson
    Wade Wilson 23 days ago

    i think i could win a singing contest against Elvis Presley

  • mega breaker
    mega breaker 23 days ago

    wrong that's not how monarchies work its based off of how much royal blood you have

  • Nick Robinson
    Nick Robinson 24 days ago

    That princess Leia one is pretty dark now

  • [TheLifeLessVampire]
    [TheLifeLessVampire] 25 days ago

    Really dumb and silly yet still hilarious

  • Plutosnake
    Plutosnake 26 days ago

    I'm more likely to lead a Communist revolution than Vladimir Lenin or Joseph Stalin

  • Looking In With Victor B

    Also, you do need to act saintly and give your life to others...

  • BritishBr0
    BritishBr0 Month ago

    I could bodyslam better than Chris Benoit...could now

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  • Luca Twofish
    Luca Twofish Month ago

    I'm a-live

  • Amanda Song
    Amanda Song Month ago

    lmao the video game they were playing was from their breakfast vs brunch and childhood vs adulthood videos

  • ben trotman
    ben trotman Month ago

    thought this was a knew vid

  • gordon
    gordon Month ago

    Didn't die of PC. there

  • amal marzoc
    amal marzoc Month ago

    Bruce Lee is stronger than you Murph

  • Zach Oakes-White
    Zach Oakes-White Month ago

    Well I'm still alive so yup

  • Brandon jones
    Brandon jones Month ago

    this is really fucked up

  • Camryn Faucette
    Camryn Faucette Month ago +1

    Wait Steve Jobs is dead

  • DIDACT167
    DIDACT167 Month ago

    I'm alive

  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Month ago +1

    I've earned more money than Steve jobs this year

  • DrewDaBom
    DrewDaBom Month ago

    Bruce lee died by a accidentaly loaded handgun while filming a movie, they CGId him for the rest of the movie, HE DIED BY A HEADSHOT

  • Taj Dudden
    Taj Dudden Month ago

    I actually spit when she said "but I can jump higher"! I was not ready for that one.

  • heysay
    heysay Month ago

    I was using some product YAYYYYY

  • funkmasterjo
    funkmasterjo Month ago

    This was so deep.

  • hudson fox
    hudson fox Month ago

    deng i can tell this is old

  • Ross Sinclair
    Ross Sinclair Month ago

    Emily's word play is insane in this.

  • Rory Lenihan
    Rory Lenihan Month ago

    diana couldnt be queen anyway

  • AC productions
    AC productions 2 months ago

    Thought they were talking about the...um..."star" James Deen

  • Brotherly Love Eagles Highlights

    Oh I am more successful than Steve Jobs while he was alive.

  • Rinofilm Studios
    Rinofilm Studios 2 months ago

    I would be better president than Donald Trump.

  • Landon Smith
    Landon Smith 2 months ago

    Is this Buzzfeed?

  • Leon Campa
    Leon Campa 2 months ago

    I made more profound scientific discoveries than even Einstein did... today

  • discodancer1234
    discodancer1234 2 months ago

    I'm better than Michael Jackson. I'm ALIVE.

  • SeaAss
    SeaAss 2 months ago

    Wait... after rewatching this... is this why Trapp decided to kill Pat in the first place? Because he's as dangerous as Adolf Hitler, at the time this video was filmed?

  • Unicorn Frappucino
    Unicorn Frappucino 2 months ago

    I'm more successful than Pat because I'm not dead and got a great deal on ice cream. $3 for a pint.

  • Candy unboxing Videos
    Candy unboxing Videos 2 months ago

    "And she's a princess" "and I'm alive"

  • Csor Caar
    Csor Caar 2 months ago

    45045th liker.
    Does this mean something? 'cause, { (5x3^2) x (5x2)^3 + (5x3^2) } = 45045 .
    And 2, 3, 5 is also related as 2+3=5 .
    Wait, there's more. You guys published this video on Apr 2, 2015 ... 2 ; 2+0+1=3 ; 5  !! Two:- 3 letters; Three:- 5 letters; Five:- 2^2 letters !!!
    This is THEORY OF EVERYTHING guys !!!!! And that is also 3 words. If we say, EVERYTHING'S THEORY, then it's 2 words. And the word THING -- 5 letters !! !!! !!!!!
    This is it folks!
    We have 5 senses. In which 2 is used to watch and listen YouTube videos, that is receiving energy as wave form. In order to use other 3 senses, we have to somewhat make physical contact with the object or source.

    This is 2(too) amazing 2(to) believe.

  • Atomic Biscuit
    Atomic Biscuit 2 months ago

    It would not be correct saying that someone living today killed more people that Hitler - this month, as veterans (and others) are still dying / suffering from sicknesses and gasses they were exposed to during WWII - as a mater of fact, there was even a higher likelihood of people dying of these illnesses back when this video was made.

    And of rant... I guess

  • Chinese History 101
    Chinese History 101 2 months ago

    LOL, Wii U controller...

  • Doğa Akgün
    Doğa Akgün 2 months ago

    Technically Princess Diana could be queen as the crown considers everyone except the "naturally dead"

  • An American Idiot
    An American Idiot 2 months ago +1

    This seems like a reenactment of a conversation they had when they were all high

  • Sunlessland
    Sunlessland 2 months ago

    I made an empire bigger than the Roman, German, British, etc. empires were combined yesterday.

  • Caged Koji
    Caged Koji 2 months ago

    Rip Trapp's 20 seconds of VEGETARIAN BODYYYYY

  • Meg17
    Meg17 2 months ago +1

    Then there's me who's probably not more attractive than James Dean's decomposing body

  • SavageAxeBot
    SavageAxeBot 2 months ago

    Trapp used to be a fat turd

  • Shannon Sunshine
    Shannon Sunshine 2 months ago

    " That's crazy! She's a princess" " but I'm a-live" dwl

  • Troupbomber
    Troupbomber 2 months ago

    I've killed as many people as Trapp has myrdered Pat this month.

  • Petr Novák
    Petr Novák 2 months ago

    This was... uncomfortable :D

  • Naþan Ø
    Naþan Ø 2 months ago

    You know, depending on definition, Pat has either killed less or more people than Adolf Hitler this year- if you include all people killed by the assholes inspired by Hitler (cf. Neonazis, especially Donny-voting ones) as indirect victims of Hitler (which you should, if we're putting Hitler's body count at 6000000 in the first place- how many people did Hitler _personally_ kill, anyway?), then Hitler _still_ outkilled Pat.

    If, on the other hand, you count all the people who didn't die as a result of us saying "Whoops, Hitler was terrible, let's not be racists anymore and so forth" in the 1940s and 50s as negative deaths, then Pat killed more people than Hitler.

  • Naþan Ø
    Naþan Ø 2 months ago

    Did Martin Luther King give particularly great speeches? I seem to remember it being his son.

  • Julian Brandmaier
    Julian Brandmaier 2 months ago

    "But she's A princess!" "But I'm A live" xD

  • yieldmotherculture
    yieldmotherculture 2 months ago

    What happened to all these people?

  • David
    David 3 months ago

    "But I'm a-live" 😂

  • David Nguyen
    David Nguyen 3 months ago

    "I have a better chance of becoming queen than princess diana"
    "but she's a prince"
    "but I'm a live"

  • petrit draga
    petrit draga 3 months ago

    Anyone of them can be a better than our president donald trump

  • sage/sagey matthews
    sage/sagey matthews 3 months ago +1

    Yea if this is humor then it's called being disrespectful to people that're known like Bruce Lee and Steve Jobs who're dead and can't defend themselves so put respect on their names cause I'm sure if they were alive nothing of what was said would've been said and if it were to be they'd for sure hopefully address it.

  • Tom Hails
    Tom Hails 3 months ago +1

    I love this concept

  • Bames Jond
    Bames Jond 3 months ago

    One of the best

  • Iordan Chis
    Iordan Chis 3 months ago

    This is College Humor the way I like it!

  • Terry Wallace
    Terry Wallace 3 months ago

    lol this is kinda rude, no?

  • Hobo Hank
    Hobo Hank 3 months ago

    I knew the entire joke before I clicked on the video

  • Guybrush Threepwood
    Guybrush Threepwood 3 months ago

    Someone's getting fat.

  • Samuel McCallister
    Samuel McCallister 3 months ago

    If you have any friends, and your coworkers can stand the smell of you, and you don't psycho-diet yourself into pancreatic cancer, you're more successful than Steve Jobs. Yeah, he was a great salesman and made a lot of money. He still died friendless and despised by almost everyone who ever met him.

  • Big Bite
    Big Bite 3 months ago

    *bzz* Um, actually, princess diana has a better chance of becoming queen than you do.

  • Benjamin Chance
    Benjamin Chance 3 months ago

    i can poems better than shakespeare? that didn't even rhyme but it's still true

  • Some Guy
    Some Guy 3 months ago

    I'm pretty sure there are still quite a few WWII vets alive though.

  • dylan sessoms
    dylan sessoms 3 months ago

    How did she teleport into seating position

  • Isaiah Thorne
    Isaiah Thorne 3 months ago

    the ending was FUCKING stupid

  • Jacob Saunderson
    Jacob Saunderson 3 months ago

    Hitler.... ha try Stalin

  • Thepopcornator
    Thepopcornator 3 months ago

    Guys, I'd beat the crap out of Einstein in a math test today.

  • Cody L
    Cody L 3 months ago

    How do you people think of this

  • Star-Lord
    Star-Lord 3 months ago

    you only have to be alive to be more successful than a dead person.

  • Julia Rhoden
    Julia Rhoden 3 months ago

    but she's a princess!! but im a-live

  • Axel Thurman Saunders
    Axel Thurman Saunders 3 months ago

    lmao mother Teresa is actually a saint now

  • Digitizeddragon
    Digitizeddragon 3 months ago

    Better than the video I made...today.

  • Thomas Totland
    Thomas Totland 3 months ago

    this is very creative guys!

  • Luqman Hakim
    Luqman Hakim 3 months ago

    a genius humour

  • Daniel Joseph Griffiths

    I responded to the title in my head "because he's dead" and laughed...

  • Jovana Tankou
    Jovana Tankou 3 months ago +1

    oh back when Trap was chubby

  • Owen Halfors
    Owen Halfors 3 months ago

    I've accomplished more than Albert Einstein this month.

  • DustyRaider
    DustyRaider 3 months ago

    Liking cause that ending was great

  • Bart D
    Bart D 3 months ago +1

    The joke lingered like a fart that everyone couldn't wait to leave the room.

  • Mrcardman12345
    Mrcardman12345 3 months ago


  • Bruce Boom
    Bruce Boom 3 months ago

    this is awesome

  • A Sofa
    A Sofa 3 months ago

    Wait... According to this logic...
    I'm more of a genius than Albert Einstein! KNEEL BEFORE ME!

  • Carboy7
    Carboy7 3 months ago +1

    I could be a better president than John F. Kennedy did this month...

  • Vincent Liow
    Vincent Liow 3 months ago

    noice play on words today.

  • Jacob Armitage
    Jacob Armitage 3 months ago

    0 is not greater than zero they killed the same amount, come on people

  • I.K Lewis
    I.K Lewis 3 months ago

    this was hilarious. and this is coming from someone who is currently funnier than Bernie Mac.

  • David
    David 3 months ago

    they're all wittier than Winston Churchill

  • MC_005 - The Mobs of the Dimensions

    You can't help but laugh when someone mentions Martin Luther King when your grandpa told you the story of almost getting charged with the murder of him.

  • ernestIzdebski
    ernestIzdebski 3 months ago


  • Cadroidam
    Cadroidam 3 months ago +1

    I'm more likely to win an oscar than Adam Sandler, right now.

  • Kooper
    Kooper 3 months ago

    you could rap better than 2pac

    's remains

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