Ya Burnt: Ice Cream Trucks, Workout Selfies

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  • Seth sizzles through a list of topics and fires sick burns to some deserving subjects.
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    Ya Burnt: Ice Cream Trucks, Workout Selfies- Late Night with Seth Meyers

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Comments: 124

  • superblonde
    superblonde 6 days ago

    go vegan


  • Martin Pêcheur
    Martin Pêcheur Month ago

    I like Seth...but don't care for this segment

  • Spider-manana
    Spider-manana Month ago

    They couldn't think of Abduction in A minor?

  • Vicky Bryan
    Vicky Bryan Month ago

    ok who wrote this stupid segment?

  • D Storm
    D Storm 2 months ago

    Seth would be better off sticking to this nonsense rather than his moronic emphasis on Left Wing politics.

  • mike sawing
    mike sawing 2 months ago

    REALLY? That was such an easy joke to make. YOU MISSED ON THE OPPORTUNITY. Abduction in A minor.

  • Jusbert Meza
    Jusbert Meza 2 months ago

    that grapefruit joke couldn't have been more true

  • Walker kelly
    Walker kelly 2 months ago +1


  • Jean Roch
    Jean Roch 2 months ago

    Sizzle me timbers LMAO :-D

  • Jori Barash
    Jori Barash 2 months ago


  • BestServedCold
    BestServedCold 2 months ago +1

    I know someone who ate a whole pineapple once...including the skin

  • BiffChunksteak
    BiffChunksteak 2 months ago +1

    It's like he really has to force himself to be so uncharacteristically fake-rude.

  • Jayyy Zeee
    Jayyy Zeee 2 months ago +2

    "Abduction in C Major" LOL

  • Andrew James
    Andrew James 2 months ago

    Should have been abduction in a minor. Total missed opportunity.

  • Ms. 8of11
    Ms. 8of11 2 months ago

    i love this guy my brand of humor LOL!

  • SeymourGlass
    SeymourGlass 2 months ago

    damn, that pineapple burnt

  • Ashley S. MacKenzie
    Ashley S. MacKenzie 2 months ago

    Question: Who puts tomatoes or grapefruit in a fruit salad? 😝

  • SilkSatin Paradise
    SilkSatin Paradise 2 months ago

    If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything.

  • RsTFuRF
    RsTFuRF 2 months ago

    Can somebody please explain to me what this segment is? I love Seth, maybe I'm not American enough yet though (working on it). Is there a reference I'm missing?

  • Jerry David
    Jerry David 2 months ago +2

    This and teen slang are brilliant. You need Will Forte reading these as Tandy though, pretty please!!!

  • groemich
    groemich 2 months ago


  • Nisal Periyapperuma
    Nisal Periyapperuma 2 months ago +2

    Abduction A Minor

  • Elli Klempau
    Elli Klempau 2 months ago +2

    Can we all just take a minute to be thankful they roasted fruits salads

  • EPM 101
    EPM 101 2 months ago +1

    Russel Brand...

  • Alexander H.
    Alexander H. 2 months ago

    so made up jokes... it looks like it's from 1937, not 2017

  • after1001
    after1001 2 months ago

    Hey I'm not funny. Do these catch phrases and graphics help??

  • Henry Victor
    Henry Victor 2 months ago

    This was surprisingly crap

  • J.J. Shank
    J.J. Shank 2 months ago +3



  • stxyn
    stxyn 2 months ago

    That was good for a Dennis Miller sketch. I f!*kin' hate Dennis Miller!

  • tremer 2009
    tremer 2009 2 months ago +1

    Thanks Late Night with Seth Meyers.:) "Sizzle me Timbers!" Heh.:D

  • David Woo
    David Woo 2 months ago +2

    Ah, the silly segments. I love them. 😁

  • uneedtherapy42
    uneedtherapy42 2 months ago +1

    LMFAO the entire skit. This is gold!

  • Roma Jerzycka
    Roma Jerzycka 2 months ago +1

    that was hillarious!

  • EnderZ13
    EnderZ13 2 months ago +14

    Honeydew? Honey-don't-mind-if-I-dew, they are delicious.

  • Silver Bullet Productions
    Silver Bullet Productions 2 months ago +19

    Workout Selfies: Paul Ryan came to mind

  • Dimitri Christo
    Dimitri Christo 2 months ago +59

    I cant believe seth didnt catch "abduction in A Minor"!!

    • yellowonesdontstop
      yellowonesdontstop 2 months ago

      Dimitri Christo being the killjoy here, but I bet they actually started with " in A-Minor" but had to change it b/c people were just hearing "abduction of a minor" and not getting the musical reference

    • alex time low
      alex time low 2 months ago

      Dimitri Christo omg

  • Nias Kahan
    Nias Kahan 2 months ago

    Grenfell Tower...ya burnt!

  • Padma Sarvepalli
    Padma Sarvepalli 2 months ago +2

    ok that was exactly what i needed. super silly- love seth meyers :D

  • Michael Boke
    Michael Boke 2 months ago

    there's the lame ass seth I remember.

  • Buck Rogers
    Buck Rogers 2 months ago

    This is lame compared to what Seth usually does (such as Jokes Seth Can't Tell). Come on, kill this segment already!

  • Ben Clark
    Ben Clark 2 months ago +15

    Where's the unburnable?!?!?! Damn, I guess there really is no mercy these troubled times.

  • Bhamini Lakshminarayan
    Bhamini Lakshminarayan 2 months ago

    Love this segment, but the one about salutatorians was just mean.

  • Michael O'Neill
    Michael O'Neill 2 months ago +1

    It's okay, but it's not great.

  • Cody Griffin
    Cody Griffin 2 months ago +1

    W-wow, what a great audience (/s)

  • Taric Bot
    Taric Bot 2 months ago +25


  • Keller Corrield
    Keller Corrield 2 months ago +1

    One of these days theres going to be an actual fire and Seth is just going to think its another "Ya Burnt"

  • Aj Brandt
    Aj Brandt 2 months ago

    the name of the ice cream song is n****r loves a watermelon. that is not a joke, look it up.

  • BK
    BK 2 months ago +4

    sideburn Russell Brand

  • Leo Walker
    Leo Walker 2 months ago +3

    Cute, but it can't all be A level material.

  • ManateeAdvocate
    ManateeAdvocate 2 months ago +15

    This one was one of the best. I love this skit.

    Also, shut up Seth. I love grapefruit.

    • ManateeAdvocate
      ManateeAdvocate 2 months ago

      Nah, that's not something I'm into.

    • clown4
      clown4 2 months ago

      Do you eat out your partners asshole as well?

  • Stefan Travis
    Stefan Travis 2 months ago

    Stick to just reporting what Donald Trump said that day.

  • RedF0xtail
    RedF0xtail 2 months ago +1

    But what's wrong with tomatoes?

  • Gabriel Simion
    Gabriel Simion 2 months ago +1

    The burns made on this video would need a frozen sea . Oh boi.

  • Ima Dork
    Ima Dork 2 months ago

    Going to Camp? Ice Cream Trucks? Sand Castles? Did a ten year old and/or the president write this?

  • Richie Rich
    Richie Rich 2 months ago +40

    I was recently diagnosed with depression and my psychiatrist advised me some lifestyle changes saying anti-depressants alone wont' help. And she asked me to work-out regularly. My mom is like "take selfie in your gym". But I was too embarrassed to do it so didn't. Looks like I was right not to do it.

    • ChrisC
      ChrisC 2 months ago

      This proves you're doing at least one thing in your life right. You're not a douchebag.

    • CyberChrist
      CyberChrist 2 months ago

      +Richie Rich Perhaps your main lifestyle change should be distancing yourself from your mom ^^

    • Bhamini Lakshminarayan
      Bhamini Lakshminarayan 2 months ago

      Richie Rich I'm sorry to hear that, I googled the diagnosis and it doesn't seem to be a fun collection of symptoms. I completely understand why you wouldn't want to exacerbate them. But if you ever consider tracking fitness with photographs, maybe take pictures of yourself once you're back home and keep them, just for yourself. I gained over 30 pounds over the last year because of my own diagnosis, and I'm still working hard to lose them. It's slow going, so seeing the proof of my commitment (not even progress, because progress doesn't always have to be visible but can be strength and stamina) helps me push past the bad days. Take care.

    • Richie Rich
      Richie Rich 2 months ago

      That makes sense. Thanks for your thoughtful reply. Actually I don't have Instagram. My mom asked me to share the photos with her on Whatsapp. I wasn't gonna post them on social media anyway. My condition is Mixed Anxiety Depressive Disorder. I get anxious in public spaces, although the meds is definitely helping.
      Taking out my phone out to take selfie in a public space is too anxiety inducing. Gym is an intimidating place for me as it is. I am obese and quite ashamed of my own body.

    • Bhamini Lakshminarayan
      Bhamini Lakshminarayan 2 months ago

      Richie Rich nothing wrong with workout selfies as long as you're not shoving them down everyone's throats. Make a separate Instagram for your fitness journey that only friends who want to care about that stuff can follow and the rest don't have to. And good luck with your fitness (physical and mental). Exercise really is the only thing that helps, running is what keeps me off anti depressants.

  • Dan H
    Dan H 2 months ago +3

    Hell yes!

  • Remi Stardust
    Remi Stardust 2 months ago +5

    Forgot to say 'side-burn' at the end! Come on guys, it should be an important part of the segment.

  • pyrotechNick
    pyrotechNick 2 months ago +25

    Damn I never felt so bad for being a Salutatorian lol

  • Senne Meeusen
    Senne Meeusen 2 months ago +10

    But... but... Sandcastles are awesome! :o

  • Mattheuw1154
    Mattheuw1154 2 months ago +1

    Sooo.. are tomatoes really fruit then? (Sorry, for apparently not being educated)

    • Ashley S. MacKenzie
      Ashley S. MacKenzie 2 months ago

      Ima Dork This is true except, technically, the potato is not the root it's the fruit--anything that furthers the next generation (except legumes, which have no vegetables because they have a hard shell instead of leaves for the purpose of propagation). The leaves and flowers are considered the vegetables (because even though the flowers are furthering the next generation, they are not the next generation itself, somehow--I've never been able to figure that part out).

      Gastronomically, however, sweet things are considered fruits and savory or non-sweet things that are not high in starch are vegetables (check out the food pyramid).

    • Ima Dork
      Ima Dork 2 months ago

      Mattheuw1154 Yeah technically the fruit of any plant is the section that contains or assists the independent growth of the seeds. So plums and oranges yes but also Cucumbers, Tomatos, Pumpkins, anything with seeds in it. A vegetable is any consumable non fruit part or said plant eg, lettuce is the leaves of the lettuce plant, Potatoes are the roots of potato weeds, cellery is the stalk of the cellery bush. Its fun to know but its not that important and casual use of the word fruit to imply sweetness should get you by just fine.

  • Piotr Podsiadły
    Piotr Podsiadły 2 months ago +1

    Why laughing at fruits? They are healthy

  • NewhamMatt
    NewhamMatt 2 months ago +4

    Tree frogs...they borrowed the famous non-gag from SNL.

  • Pia Rossi
    Pia Rossi 2 months ago +77

    Abduction in C-major😂

    • OmegaBlack2609
      OmegaBlack2609 2 months ago

      Abduction of A-Minor would have been funnier.

  • OhCrap247
    OhCrap247 2 months ago +146

    But I wanted to know more about those migrating tree frogs.

    • John Nycto
      John Nycto 2 months ago

      We need a bigger wall because frogs can hop from tree to tree.

    • Audrey Palumbo
      Audrey Palumbo 2 months ago

      Dx Flash That made me so happy

    • Dx Flash
      Dx Flash 2 months ago

      OhCrap247 It's almost ten years he's starting that story and never finishes it... Shame on you Seth Meyers!

    • Hug_All_Cats
      Hug_All_Cats 2 months ago

      They migrate!

  • Janis Farhat
    Janis Farhat 2 months ago +34

    You say tomato, I say go f*ck yourself!

  • Eric Gonzales
    Eric Gonzales 2 months ago +8


  • An Gry
    An Gry 2 months ago +3

    That was just mean!!

  • Nico15awesome
    Nico15awesome 2 months ago +179

    You say tomatoes, I say go f*ck yourself. I felt the heat on that one.

    • k9dogtraining
      k9dogtraining 2 months ago

      I thought he was going to do something about how tomatoes are not sweet like other fruits or something.

    • Der Nesor
      Der Nesor 2 months ago

      the old switcharoo

  • Lauren Peacock
    Lauren Peacock 2 months ago +3

    Nah...this one didn't work mate.

  • William Wyatt Earnshaw
    William Wyatt Earnshaw 2 months ago +16

    Well this was odd.

    • Frank Benlin
      Frank Benlin 2 months ago

      That is ok, try it again.

    • Sangyoon Sim
      Sangyoon Sim 2 months ago

      Vlad Petrov Sorry maybe I'm not good at english

    • Vlad Petrov
      Vlad Petrov 2 months ago

      Sangyoon Sim no, my friend, this doesn't even make a coherent sentence.

    • Sangyoon Sim
      Sangyoon Sim 2 months ago

      Which makes it even out!

  • budd sumner
    budd sumner 2 months ago

    Seth the rat looking rat...rat behaviour rat voice rat reactions rat nose rat face...ugly dirty rat on a sinking ship... Rat..rat...unfunny untalented cheese sniffing crotch sniffing rat...seth the rat...seth the rat looking untalented talk show putz...hi rat seth... Eat cheese rat

  • Greg Gammago
    Greg Gammago 2 months ago +1

    Only liberals and muslems are dumb enough to want to watch this skit.

    • Christopher Story
      Christopher Story 2 months ago

      Greg Gammago
      So which are you? Liberal or Muslim?

    • babygirlgibbs
      babygirlgibbs 2 months ago

      Really Dude? Really? Really funny. 😄

    • Really dude? Really?
      Really dude? Really? 2 months ago

      Greg on the side that has a racist and delusional orange with golden retriever pubes for a leader? Regardless of political preferences you have an outdated meme for a profile picture which is a good choice as it represents how relevant, informed and intelligent your contributions are to any discussion. Greg Gammago? More like Greg GonnaBlow, Ya burnt!

    • Why you gotta go there
      Why you gotta go there 2 months ago

      Grasp your ears firmly and pull; you might just be able to remove your head from you ass.

    • Biddewaaq Ina Cawsgurow
      Biddewaaq Ina Cawsgurow 2 months ago

      Awoowggaa la gub!

  • shantanu kulkarni
    shantanu kulkarni 2 months ago

    The buzzer went off exactly when we completed his whole script, Still he was sad that buzzer went off and he dont have time? More time for what? What kind of BS is this

    • Salah Eddine H
      Salah Eddine H 2 months ago

      Hence the overacted "Ooooh nooo". I don't know, this made me chuckle. Maybe I was just too bored.

  • Red Button TV1
    Red Button TV1 2 months ago +17

    eat local fruit in season

    • Justin Wescott
      Justin Wescott 2 months ago

      Sure. I'lll just hop on down to the farmers market and spend $10 on a bag of grapes.

  • Christian Schoff
    Christian Schoff 2 months ago +115

    I freaking love this skit.

    • Gaurav Gummaraju
      Gaurav Gummaraju 2 months ago

      Christian Schoff Ya, the burns this time were better than before

  • CoolFunnyJames
    CoolFunnyJames 2 months ago +1


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    Omry Hananya 2 months ago


  • Meridirh Guitar - Adult Beginner Guitarist

    1st !!! Me??? No!!!! So much firstness #thingstrumpsays

    • stoned213
      stoned213 2 months ago

      #NotsoBAD #GLAD

    • stoned213
      stoned213 2 months ago

      Meridirh Productions this first response to the first comment is so tremendous. The most well-written, son-of-a-bitch of a response, did I mention I just had a birthday????

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