One Of These James Comey Explanations Is Not Like The Others

  • Added:  3 months ago
  • Someone in Trump's administration contradicted the White House's account of why James Comey was fired. It was Trump.

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Comments: 1 736

  • Freya Fisher
    Freya Fisher 13 days ago

    Is it ok to ship two asshat world leaders??

  • Wojak Sienkiewicz
    Wojak Sienkiewicz 20 days ago

    **HOW** MANY SCOOPS, BLONALD BRUMPF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • HappySuperFace
    HappySuperFace 20 days ago +1

    BRONALD

    THAT ICE CREAM BETTER BE PEACH & MINT FLAVOUR

    BRUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

  • Marilyn Newman
    Marilyn Newman Month ago

    STubby, stole my remote & kept turning my computer on in the middle of the night. I had to get a power strip & turn it off that way. I never have found that remote. Last year, he saw me working on my new computer with a remote & the next thing I knew, I was battling to keep it. Thumbs up for opposable thumbs or I'd have lost that one.

  • Nadia Ingrida
    Nadia Ingrida Month ago

    Trump really sounds like a dictator.

  • Duane Bell
    Duane Bell 2 months ago

    Someone hurry up and assassinate "the most tremendous president ever!"

  • Chizz Nuck
    Chizz Nuck 2 months ago

    This monologue is why Rosenstien threw trump under the bus.

  • Code BLUE Beta
    Code BLUE Beta 2 months ago +1

    TWO SCOOPS COME ON

  • Laurentius Postumius Pulcher

    TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO SCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOPPPPSSSSS

    • SynthCool
      SynthCool 23 days ago

      YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG WEEEEEEEEENLIIIIIIIIIIIIIII


  • Cathy M
    Cathy M 2 months ago

    ,

  • Perserra
    Perserra 2 months ago

    Colbert has been absolutely savage on Trump. I love every minute of it!

  • Darkness
    Darkness 2 months ago

    Youare the weakest link, goodbye.
    God I loved that reference

  • steelrain
    steelrain 2 months ago +3

    TWOOOOOOO SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

  • Benjamin Dover
    Benjamin Dover 2 months ago

    "Magically delicious."

    ...You've gotta be fucking kidding me John. Please say something relating to the joke, or nothing at all.

  • Christian H
    Christian H 2 months ago

    I am from Germany and since The_Donald is your president, I follow the news about him quite frequently. And the best way to do this is (by far) to watch Stephens show :)

  • Fatima Mendez
    Fatima Mendez 2 months ago

    Those dance moves!!! Come to my wedding!!!

  • bottlehead
    bottlehead 2 months ago +5

    DHANLDL GRUMPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    TWO SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TOO MANY
    IMPEAAAAAACHMENT

  • Stef Koch
    Stef Koch 2 months ago

    oh Stephen , i love the fact you laugh at your own work!!! Your on fire , yaaaa, yaaaa.

  • sherrioeo
    sherrioeo 2 months ago

    I had nothing to do with it, I swear...

  • Undies
    Undies 3 months ago +1

    I tried to enjoy this but I couldn't crack a smile at all. it's the same tired jokes and insults since June 2015. everyone just laughs along because they want Colbert to be relevant again or they just spite Trump.

  • Frank U.
    Frank U. 3 months ago

    you are awesome!!!

  • Jaycron Parkola
    Jaycron Parkola 3 months ago +1

    WARNING: SCOOPS LIMIT BREACHED.

  • KNews & Entertainment
    KNews & Entertainment 3 months ago

    The President of America is now just one big (or several thousand) joke. It still amazes me how you went from Obama to...this!

  • Luluș Ione
    Luluș Ione 3 months ago

    I am (non american here btw) confused. Are those things he really actually said? Because ...then he is such a caricature!

  • comy111
    comy111 3 months ago +1

    cuckdogs, all of you

  • Mike Wazowski
    Mike Wazowski 3 months ago

    Drumpf is an orange ass crack clown

  • prow6
    prow6 3 months ago

    John PLS SHUT UP. "Magically delicious" isn't Captain Crunch's slogan. At least get it right if you're going to break out in yelling fits

  • Audrey Scott
    Audrey Scott 3 months ago

    Man I love this dude!!😂😂😂

  • Cory Steed
    Cory Steed 3 months ago

    Senility must be like a 12 year-old girl, lmao. Go prime the pump.

  • Liam Twomey
    Liam Twomey 3 months ago

    Little known fact: General Tso, Colonel Sanders, and Captain Crunch all enlisted at the same time; the former's much more rapid advancement was a great source of tension among the three.

  • Nag Rajan
    Nag Rajan 3 months ago

    What is the reference to Mulaney's speech at 4:50?

    • capitalknockers666
      capitalknockers666 3 months ago

      "Melania's speech", referring to the Republican convention where Melania Trump plagiarised large portions of an earlier speech given by Michelle Obama.

      https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jul/19/melania-trump-republican-convention-plagiarism-michelle-obama


  • LordDragul Smitty
    LordDragul Smitty 3 months ago

    chocolate cream pie... he's apparently literally screwing black people

  • MrG0TH1ER
    MrG0TH1ER 3 months ago

    Trump is freaking child.

  • Abomi Nable
    Abomi Nable 3 months ago

    stephen is dah best...i'm glad he's beating out Jimmy Fallon

  • William H. Baird
    William H. Baird 3 months ago +1

    Brilliantly funny!

  • SpectacleDifficulty
    SpectacleDifficulty 3 months ago

    ...except that General Tso WAS a real guy... I like Colbert but do your research; that joke was just embarrassing

  • Dolce Luxe
    Dolce Luxe 3 months ago +1

    "Tell me more tell me more did you have lots of fun?

    Tell me more tell me more will they kill Kim Jong Un?" 🤣

  • Tyler McCaig
    Tyler McCaig 3 months ago

    magically delicious...

  • Sandra Walker
    Sandra Walker 3 months ago

    blog.timesunion.com/davidkalish/mexico-offers-to-pay-for-trumps-impeachment-instead-of-border-wall/2706/

  • Beto Fernandez
    Beto Fernandez 3 months ago

    this made me laugh so hard I couldn't stop

  • Beto Fernandez
    Beto Fernandez 3 months ago

    😆

  • andré popovski
    andré popovski 3 months ago +2

    TWO?? TWO SCOOPS DROMPFAL GLORPF? TWO SCOOPS????

  • aatiti2011
    aatiti2011 3 months ago +1

    😂😂😂😂 the entire segment was so funny. But I lost it when he started singing 🎵tell me more🎵😂😂

  • Ray Quinn
    Ray Quinn 3 months ago

    commander and child. it's funny because it's treason!

  • Ray Quinn
    Ray Quinn 3 months ago +1

    Republicans are abandoning ship. If you're smart you would do the same. Or you can go down with your turncoat cowardice Trader draft dodging bankruptcy filing con artist. AKA Orange twitler

  • GabrielleduVent
    GabrielleduVent 3 months ago

    Trump's words about meeting the Chinese sounds like a first date. :S

  • richard ramfire
    richard ramfire 3 months ago

    Colbert is brilliant. Please dont stop. Forget the winers on twitter

  • Ralph Bernhard
    Ralph Bernhard 3 months ago

    See Mr Rosenstein...what happens in the jungle? You get thrown to the lions...

  • Carol Vogelman
    Carol Vogelman 3 months ago

    How sad and frankly depressing it is to read a video header referring to "childproof your house" and just assume it refers to our president now occupying the highest chair we have!

  • Bystander232
    Bystander232 3 months ago

    We need a Colbert song-and-dance compilation. It's too good :).

  • jaspr1999
    jaspr1999 3 months ago

    My question is, With the workout routine he has with his constant mental masturbation, how does he accomplish it with such tiny hands? Is it always his hands on approach or does he outsource?

  • Myfujacc Myfujacc
    Myfujacc Myfujacc 3 months ago

    I always thought that G.W.Bush was the most ludicrous president in US history.
    Turned out I was wrong, Trump can beat anyone.
    No wonder neo-soviets pushed to get him elected. Sad

  • Bruce Cameron
    Bruce Cameron 3 months ago

    Who will be the last republican standing?

  • Seth Friedman
    Seth Friedman 3 months ago

    Trump fired Comey for not going after the criminal psychopath Hillary Clinton.

  • Seth Friedman
    Seth Friedman 3 months ago

    Why is SC afraid to debate Alex Jones ?

  • donneRak 1080p
    donneRak 1080p 3 months ago

    i dont like liberals either but trump is horrible. i hope he gets impeached asap

  • Zcorio
    Zcorio 3 months ago

    3:15 Lucky Charms are magically delicious...

  • Brandon Hall
    Brandon Hall 3 months ago

    I understand that youre a comedian and that this is the late show, but you should consider mellowing the satire in your monologue just a tad. People do take you seriously and you do present facts sometimes

  • Marcus
    Marcus 3 months ago

    Trump did make up the the phrase "Bigly"!

  • Carol Mello
    Carol Mello 3 months ago

    So funny! Those are Trump's own words...incredible...but hilarious.

  • CampaignerSC
    CampaignerSC 3 months ago

    Democratic and Republican parties alike need to be purged as both are responsible for Trump's election.

  • Game Fro
    Game Fro 3 months ago

    You're not funny.

  • Know Hong Kong
    Know Hong Kong 3 months ago

    Still taking Clinton cash I see. Sad to see what happened to you Colbert.

  • Diego Resendiz
    Diego Resendiz 3 months ago

    maybe he said to make America great, he meant it like in laughter. I don't know, but I watch the news now.

  • StuTTerBeatz
    StuTTerBeatz 3 months ago

    I bet trump is upset that he got elected. That means less golfing and staring at his 10,000 acre golfing landscape in his jumbo jet, while drinking his prune juice.

  • I Ko
    I Ko 3 months ago

    I can't believe those are real transcripts

  • Elvia Yribe
    Elvia Yribe 3 months ago

    keep rocking it Colbert you're awesome

  • Laurel Butler
    Laurel Butler 3 months ago +1

    Listen up....Jon Batiste is really funny...

  • Shizhao Su
    Shizhao Su 3 months ago

    Well, Stephen, General Tsao is actually a real person indeed... The dish is named after General Tso Tsung-tang (1812-1885) from the Qing Dynasty.

  • matrixphijr
    matrixphijr 3 months ago

    Singing the punch line via Grease is a much better way of topping off that joke than I could have come up with... and that basically wrote itself.

  • IPKhalifa
    IPKhalifa 3 months ago

    Trump looks like abod of jor&dan=Both r lierz , kkkillers and theives...welcome to the Royal trea

  • Kira Kusai
    Kira Kusai 3 months ago

    "Prime the pump" also called "Fluffing."

  • blattimus
    blattimus 3 months ago

    Hey Colbert, you're still not funny, you awkward twerp.

  • Alpharius Omegon
    Alpharius Omegon 3 months ago

    i cant handle it anymore trump means to much humor for the world

  • naturallyme
    naturallyme 3 months ago

    I love Stephen Colbert! I am really LAUGHING OUT LOUD

  • Josh Zigmond
    Josh Zigmond 3 months ago

    did the musician just say that Captain crunch is magically delicious..wrong cereal sir

  • Fredrik R Pettersen
    Fredrik R Pettersen 3 months ago

    But yeah let's get Hillary in there instad :)

  • George George
    George George 3 months ago

    Trump was going to sack Comey ..he kept his promise from his election row where he run on "HILARY TO PRISON"...thats the plan! say what u want liberals and democrats..that's what I think will be the name of the game once it's all over...non of your conspiracy will come true,it's just that-conspiracies of envious democrats and liberals. Trump is going to drain the swamp ;)

  • Dragonzord
    Dragonzord 3 months ago

    I like Trump he makes me feel so smart and I went to school in Arkansas.

  • Rara Zap
    Rara Zap 3 months ago

    I think I would cry if ever I would meet him.

  • Rara Zap
    Rara Zap 3 months ago +1

    Tell me more Tell me more LOL

  • Jacob YTP
    Jacob YTP 3 months ago

    3:14 did that moron just quote Lucky Charms to be Cap'n Crunch?

  • Ahmad Al-Kurdi
    Ahmad Al-Kurdi 3 months ago

    okay, is it just me or is stephen colbert way too damn attractive?

  • sonpacho
    sonpacho 3 months ago

    I wasn't watching the video when he read the China quote...

    Listening, I thought he was making a joke. As I was listening (but not watching the video) all I could think was this was a long rambling incoherent joke...

    ...after realizing the truth...what can one say?

  • James P
    James P 3 months ago

    imagine those kids in school trying to sing that song that opens with "cause I'm proud to be an American" while trying to hold back sudden gag reflex

  • Yash Singh
    Yash Singh 3 months ago

    The standard for late night comedy shows has really fallen since Jon Stewart left, none of the people from his team can hold up the level of integrity and class, deliver the news and make it funny at the same time. #BringBackJonStewart

  • Yash Singh
    Yash Singh 3 months ago

    I loved Colbert's show but now its just become a pissing match. I don't find it funny or eye-opening as it use to be. I unsubscribed and I hope if this continues it gets cancelled. Move past the bitchyness Colbert! This is not helping anyone.

  • Steven Bedigian
    Steven Bedigian 3 months ago +1

    Jon Batiste has got to go.

  • Paula Bain
    Paula Bain 3 months ago

    Remember, he needs all that extra food...all that weight requires maintenance.

  • miapdx Portland
    miapdx Portland 3 months ago +1

    I see Hillary Clinton somewhere, in front of a television, rocking with laughter. And that's when the news is on!

  • 2ndRatePetronius
    2ndRatePetronius 3 months ago +1

    "Tell me more, tell me more, do you have any regrets? Tell me more, tell me more, will they forgive our debts?" HAHAHAHAHA

  • Vikram Patel
    Vikram Patel 3 months ago

    did Donald trump really say these things coz I feel the show guys must be changing it

  • adamcarrell
    adamcarrell 3 months ago

    MAGICALLY DELICIOUS IS LUCKY CHARMS NOT CAPTAIN CRUNCH!!!

  • bobert4him
    bobert4him 3 months ago

    That last frame explains why he thinks his dick is big

  • MÖZARTHEAD
    MÖZARTHEAD 3 months ago

    If it wasn't that serious, you could give it big laugh as a great
    COME(D)Y. But it isn't. This hasn't been the last scoop of "Old
    Fake-Donald", believe me!

  • Curtis Darby
    Curtis Darby 3 months ago

    At least he's not a creationist...(shrugs shoulders)

  • Kerry Conroy
    Kerry Conroy 3 months ago

    Comey is taller . How dare he ?

  • davidl921
    davidl921 3 months ago

    You suck, and your not funny !!!  just think, with out Trump you would be kicked off the air for low ratings.  Trump is saving your job and you know it!!!

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