Stephen Talks To A Bill (Yes, The Healthcare One)

  • Added:  3 months ago
  • The healthcare 'Bill' on Capitol Hill tells Stephen how a proposed piece of legislation becomes a national atrocity.

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Comments: 861

  • Always Here
    Always Here Month ago

    Or Jack Sheldon

  • Always Here
    Always Here Month ago

    That has to be bob dorough himself. The bill sounds almost identical to the schoolhouse rock video.

  • One Night On YouTube
    One Night On YouTube 2 months ago +1

    Any of the current news articles on the Republican Party could literally be placed into _1984_ and nobody could tell the difference.
    (I mean _1984_ as in the book by George Orwell)

  • InfiniteCyclus
    InfiniteCyclus 2 months ago

    So what's up with the DNC lawsuit? I know, it's a bit boring since it's all about actual corruption.. #whocaresright?!

  • InfiniteCyclus
    InfiniteCyclus 2 months ago

    Mr. One trick pony. Taking all the cheap shots... #corporatepayroll

  • entertainedbyidiots
    entertainedbyidiots 2 months ago

    stephen colbet, classic man.

  • Dj Rasta
    Dj Rasta 2 months ago

    *Justin Trudeau flirting*
    Hey girl, i'll cover your pre-existing conditions!

  • socrappyicoulddie
    socrappyicoulddie 2 months ago

    ELEGANT

  • M Gallo
    M Gallo 2 months ago

    "Nobody dies because they don't have access to healthcare." Yes -- yes, that's exactly how people die! lmao. The delusion of some people, man

  • Tahia Possibilities
    Tahia Possibilities 2 months ago

    AWSOME!

  • Evan Anderson
    Evan Anderson 3 months ago +1

    Well that took a rather dark turn

  • Randy Mejia
    Randy Mejia 3 months ago

    jimmy kimmel stole your shit

  • Carlos Pelaez
    Carlos Pelaez 3 months ago +2

    ❤️ love that Bill, cool dude 😎... to bad he is a monster 😱

  • obvious_humor
    obvious_humor 3 months ago

    Yeah, kinda like when Stephen made a homophobic joke about Trump and Putin, then apologized for crude language instead.

  • jon moore
    jon moore 3 months ago

    this guy is a fucking hypocrite

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    Julia Stakić 3 months ago

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  • James Cheney
    James Cheney 3 months ago

    😂😂😂

  • Nicholas Miracle
    Nicholas Miracle 3 months ago

    1:02-1:06 that man is so lucky to be alive for saying that. That crowd could've easily killed him.

  • Melpheos1er
    Melpheos1er 3 months ago

    Good luck US citizen, one day you will get national healthcare like we do in this rest of the world

  • Zosia Rose
    Zosia Rose 3 months ago +1

    I love that woman's sign in the first clip: Trumpcare=just die and decrease the surplus population. Kudos to anyone who can guess the reference.

  • AK_TheCreeper
    AK_TheCreeper 3 months ago +1

    I want my very own bill. I'm telling the truth. He's so cute!!!

  • Sara Alouh
    Sara Alouh 3 months ago +3

    I thought republicans want to focus on "taking care of our own before taking care of others". so why don't they want to help their own?

  • Neurax Destroyer
    Neurax Destroyer 3 months ago

    bill evolves into Cthulu

  • retnavybrat
    retnavybrat 3 months ago +1

    Okay, admit it, how many of us of _Schoolhouse Rock_'s generation started singing along to "I'm just a bill, ...". 😁

  • retnavybrat
    retnavybrat 3 months ago +1

    Colbert to play The Penguin in a future Batman movie, perhaps? 😁

  • Deirdre Mason
    Deirdre Mason 3 months ago +1

    Lol, I felt sorry for 'Bill', hahaha

  • TOLIT
    TOLIT 3 months ago +1

    school house rock nostalgia put me in a state of eating ice cream and watching every single song from the album.

  • Syed Shahood Ali
    Syed Shahood Ali 3 months ago +2

    now thats quality television
    a sentient bill(named bill of course ) being put in a state of existencial turmoil at the start of the show

  • Brian Messemer
    Brian Messemer 3 months ago +1

    At 1:49 The Bach Fugue in E minor from Well-Tempered Clavier Book 1. What an elegant choice, John Baptiste!!🎹👏👍

  • emildiver
    emildiver 3 months ago

    trump is a psychopath like there are all over the world..
    nothing exceptional.

    what IS remarkable, is the large number of fools who voted for the man.
    gotta be veeeery dumb to fall for the trump-gang.

  • ramcor
    ramcor 3 months ago

    You are great, otherwise.

  • ramcor
    ramcor 3 months ago

    please take your hands off your pants pockets!!!! It's horrible.

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    Danielle Malicsi 3 months ago

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  • Everyone'sFavoriteCritic

    Ah yes, I remember School House Rock...
    The Government is becoming more like a three-ring circus by the day.

  • Jay
    Jay 3 months ago

    Oh My God, that guy is an insult to labradors. He should change his surname. Even labradors care more about people than he does.

  • Frank Kluesener
    Frank Kluesener 3 months ago

    So Trump is Healthcare Bill's father?  Seems Colbert forgot to mention to "Healthcare Bill" that Obama is his grandfather!!!!  Thanks O'asshole bama!!!

    • Mckenzie .Latham
      Mckenzie .Latham 2 months ago

      lol the trumpcare bill 3.0 has nothing on obamacare... in fact it had to be totally re-vamped and get rid of anything Obamacare related to just get the freedom caucus to vote for it.


  • gomthaol
    gomthaol 3 months ago

    oh republicans, they don't give a care about anyone except them selves. bet they would let us hard working people just die so they could make more money.

  • Obama The Greatest vs Trump the Racist Dick

    I wonder if I'm cover if I nearly die from too much laughter from great guys like Steven Trevor and Seth.

  • M&H Chavez
    M&H Chavez 3 months ago

    love love love this show !!!!! people do die without Health coverage

  • David Fozdar
    David Fozdar 3 months ago +1

    That Star Wars bit with the "bill" was amazing.

  • Jesse Torres
    Jesse Torres 3 months ago +2

    So is going to be a recurring joke: they bring back the School House Rock Bill just to kill him off every time? If so I'm ok with it but it could be a funny yet slightly depressing joke.

  • Yasha Unknown
    Yasha Unknown 3 months ago

    Obama didn't care if people died either FYI.

  • Wosim Tahan
    Wosim Tahan 3 months ago

    I laughed till I peed

  • wayne johnson
    wayne johnson 3 months ago

    yes that's because your healthcare bill stinks to the high heavens Donald

  • Hansi Mansi
    Hansi Mansi 3 months ago

    Oh look, its Terri-Bill! Its Impossi-Bill! America, here's to hoping for Evita-Bill to save you...

  • Pete Gromov
    Pete Gromov 3 months ago

    No, Mick, you are just a dick.

  • Pasta Sauce
    Pasta Sauce 3 months ago +1

    This monologue with the cartoon reminds me of the Black Mirror episode "The Waldo Moment". Kinda scary how things turn out and how real that show is becoming.

  • Jim Naylor
    Jim Naylor 3 months ago +1

    Genius. Colbert and company are really on their game.

  • Cranston Snord
    Cranston Snord 3 months ago

    Well, there's a lot of flag-burners who have got too much freedom
    I want to make it legal for policemen to beat 'em
    'Cause there's limits to our liberty
    At least I hope and pray that there are
    "Cause these liberal freaks go too far

  • Dylan Barre
    Dylan Barre 3 months ago

    Tip basically trait relief another foot title.

  • paul coy
    paul coy 3 months ago +1

    2:15 wow, Stephen would be a great Bond villain.

  • Kyle Hahn
    Kyle Hahn 3 months ago

    I'm a conservative but Republican Reps are so stupid

  • LIKED
    LIKED 3 months ago

    Trump #1 President :)

  • Arch Angel
    Arch Angel 3 months ago

    Stephen with a monocle and cigarette looks like an anorexic Oswald Cobblepot (The Penguin) from Batman.

  • Nick Arehart
    Nick Arehart 3 months ago

    "healthkale bill"

  • Eomma KPOP
    Eomma KPOP 3 months ago

    Donald Trump was smart enough to make copies? What parallel world are we living in?

  • Nick Knack
    Nick Knack 3 months ago

    Nice to hear Jack Sheldon again.

  • Isaac Banta
    Isaac Banta 3 months ago

    Anybody else always annoyed when Stephen makes fun of his audience for applauding a joke he made? Its so condescending.

  • Aaron Waller
    Aaron Waller 3 months ago

    has anyone told jon batiste to shut the fuck up yet?

  • joseph gilbert
    joseph gilbert 3 months ago +1

    i love that bill killed himself to funny

  • Carlos Emilio Rivera Warner

    4:35 is where I lost it. Poor Bill.

  • AceFailure
    AceFailure 3 months ago

    im jealous of your animators. they're really good.

  • King Ice
    King Ice 3 months ago +1

    To funny hahahahahaha

  • King Ice
    King Ice 3 months ago

    To funny hahahahahaha

  • Alexander Olsen
    Alexander Olsen 3 months ago

    "Nobody dies because they don't have access to healthcare" Fucking wow. I guess you don't need healthcare, huh?

  • The Panthian
    The Panthian 3 months ago

    If they cared if we die then they would be doing more about our food source. Aspartame causes brain lesions. HFCS causes your heart to expand. Get off the fucking healthcare shit and start talking about the ingredients that they say are safe.

  • TitanicNeoTyphlosion
    TitanicNeoTyphlosion 3 months ago

    "That's impossi-bill!"

  • Dead Inside
    Dead Inside 3 months ago

    Bill: "I'm a monster who created me?"
    Colbert: "Bill I don't know how to tell you this but Donald Trump, is your father."
    Bill: NoooOoOoOO! That's not true! That's impossible!,. LMAO

  • Dr Do-Little
    Dr Do-Little 3 months ago

    Trump is your father.... NOOOOO! LMAO

  • Cerbyo
    Cerbyo 3 months ago

    PEOPLE DIE WHEN THEY ARE KILLED!

  • Malgosia Kaczynska
    Malgosia Kaczynska 3 months ago

    Love it:)

  • Christopher Zumwald
    Christopher Zumwald 3 months ago

    I love the way that you, Americans laugh watching your country falling apart

  • Felix Catora
    Felix Catora 3 months ago

    Healthcare bill .... otherwise known as the Kill Bill.

  • Bainaka
    Bainaka 3 months ago

    why couldnt they get ahold of jack sheldon?

  • Louis Bradburn
    Louis Bradburn 3 months ago

    The audience on his show acts like they're watching a fucking panto

  • valentin sanchez
    valentin sanchez 3 months ago

    Don't worry bill we will avenge you by make sure you don't exist and your creator 🙃

  • Tom Donovan
    Tom Donovan 3 months ago

    From UK, was on anti anxiety medication for a few months, cost is £8.50 (about $14) for a months course of meds. What's it like in the U.S?

  • barbiquearea
    barbiquearea 3 months ago

    Couldn't they have gotten the original voice actor for The Bill or at least someone who sounds like him for this skit?

  • Df 1
    Df 1 3 months ago

    Colbert is a cock holster for the CIA (operation mocking bird puppet)

  • Bruno Gomes
    Bruno Gomes 3 months ago

    Mr O from Ocare is betting his pre-presidential Bribes in speeches, I mean just in Milan he netted 1.4 Million, not sure he cares about "his" bill, only that he will be paid handsomely for his legislation

  • SuperXrunner
    SuperXrunner 3 months ago

    That Labrador Doodle will be the first round go. Did you see the 2-3 spare tires he carries around his waistline, we'll heart disease is knocking

  • Driago Olinde
    Driago Olinde 3 months ago

    They should've had Bill set fire to the copies of himself and then burn himself last with his thumb up in the air as a reference to terminator.

  • Alex Hsu
    Alex Hsu 3 months ago

    The most surprising fact about Trumpcare is not how many millions of people it screws over, but that the republicans would know enough common sense to make copies. XD

  • St.Clair Bij
    St.Clair Bij 3 months ago

    you actually die because being sick or shot etc. being covered or not is not the cause of dead. of course having health care can prevent you from dying but that's a different matter

  • dRaCeFaCe Imagery
    dRaCeFaCe Imagery 3 months ago

    That Bill skit though!!!

  • Chad Collins
    Chad Collins 3 months ago

    It's a terrible.

  • Krutarth MP
    Krutarth MP 3 months ago

    I love these

  • Dave OH
    Dave OH 3 months ago

    Well if you are sick, you are not that productive in society anyways.....this life is only for the healthy not for the sick. It is a win win imo, heaven is a better place anyways. <3 TRUMP xx

  • Wolfram Stahl
    Wolfram Stahl 3 months ago

    Is it just me or does the bill's voice sound like... whatshisname.... god?

  • Thomas Shanley
    Thomas Shanley 3 months ago

    people die it happens. people do not die because they don't have health care people die because you do not take care of themselves. have you ever heard of the Hippocratic Oath that's the emergency room. now if you don't take care of yourself and live the life that you feels okay it is not up to me or anyone else to get you healthy again to do the same thing over again. it's already on record that they do not give Hearts to someone who drinks or smokes that will never change. please stop making assumptions that he's killing Healthcare he's actually making it right we can make it right by taking away the borderlines and stopping the Monopoly and states that Donald Trump wants to do he wants to make it national not state by state. by saying that everyone deserves it because they're a douche and want to kill themselves with drugs not alcohol does not make it right. and yes some people are poor and have children that need it there are already subsidies and Charities that take care of that why should a working person take care of your children when you can't. no one lives forever we all have grief and we all have sympathy but you cannot put it on the shoulders everyone who does not know you. remember Obama did not go through the proper channels it was an executive order no one voted it just happened and damn near destroyed this country

    • reyanime
      reyanime 3 months ago

      You are a big idiot my friend. How did ObamaCare destroy our country? Give me facts. Back up your nonsense. Yes, not having healthcare can result in death. So basically someone who gets cancer didn't take care of themselves and it's their fault? Thta' what you're saying. People only get sick b/c they don't take care of themselves? What kind of bs is that? The Republican plan will hurt the country.


  • Karpov Liam
    Karpov Liam 3 months ago

    Are you guys serioous? We have had healthcare like Obamacare for years in Massachusetts, so have many other states?
    Here's a brilliant idea! Work more jobs, and you can afford healthcare. Nobody should pay more in taxes just to babysit your ass.

    • reyanime
      reyanime 3 months ago

      Well aren't you a nice person? So basically you think a sick person should just get more jobs so they can pay for their healthcare? Wtf is wrong with you? Many people with pre-existing conditions can't even work and if they do they are lucky to work one job. That's the problem right there. Republicans don't give a shit about anyone else, but themselves.


  • Charley Martinez-Rodriguez

    Lol

  • Rachel Maddow
    Rachel Maddow 3 months ago

    The irony of making fun of a bill that "wasn't read" as opposed to repealing one that also "hasn't been read". The complexity of this joke is astounding!

  • Ryvucz
    Ryvucz 3 months ago

    These cartoon skits are just lame.

  • brendan95delany
    brendan95delany 3 months ago

    Of course Stephen had to put a Star Wars reference in there! I love it!

  • Canaan
    Canaan 3 months ago

    do you think Bernie Sanders could slip single payer medicare for all in to the cover of that bill when the Senate is not looking and the Senate and trump will sign it without reading it? because obamacare sucks compared to what most modern nations have and trumpcare sucks compared to obamacare

  • keithcify
    keithcify 3 months ago

    Is that Adam sandler's voice as bill

  • Biff Mc Guzzle
    Biff Mc Guzzle 3 months ago

    Rep. Lardass did speak inelegantly when he said, "nobody dies because they don't have access to healthcare." Technically, he is right. It's not the lack of access to healthcare that kills you, it is the heart attack, or the cancer. Or in Rep. Lardass's case, it may be a bowie knife to his giant belly, from a citizen who just watched his child die because access to healthcare wasn't enough.

  • SJ Vlogzz
    SJ Vlogzz 3 months ago

    This is hilarious!!!

  • Tracey Ezell
    Tracey Ezell 3 months ago

    it's called the Melania effect can u believe that shit oh! because she's not naked no more for nude pics

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