WERD: The Lesser of Two Evils


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    Stephen Colbert took over as host of The Late Show on Tuesday, Sept. 8, 2015. Colbert is best known for his work as a television host, writer, actor, and producer, and best known for his charity work teaching English as a second language on Tunisian date farms. Prior to joining the CBS family -- and being officially adopted by network president Les Moonves -- Colbert helmed “The Colbert Report,” which aired nearly 1,500 episodes and required Stephen to wear nearly 1,500 different neckties. The program received two Peabody Awards, two Grammy Awards, and several unwelcome shoulder massages. It won two Emmys for Outstanding Variety Series in 2013 and 2014, both of which appear to have been lost in the move. Colbert is pronounced koʊlˈbɛər, according to Wikipedia. His understudy is William Cavanaugh, who will be hosting The Late Show approximately one third of the time. Good luck, Bill!"
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Comments: 4 435

  • flyinspirals
    flyinspirals 1 month ago

    The evil of two lessers. Still worth watching in June 2017.

  • Vanalovan
    Vanalovan 2 months ago +1

    "The candidate with lowest score becomes president". Damn that was almost prophetic

  • J Music
    J Music 2 months ago

    So... Colbert created a character by himself, and the corporation owns it? So the corporation forced Stephen Colbert, aka the one who created the character, not to use that character? What the actual fuck? How can a character that a comedian plays be an "intellectual property"? And even if it was an intellectual property belonging to someone, it'd be Stephen who should own it. Why in the name of fuck is wrong with these people.... Fuck capitalism.

  • Roberto Castro
    Roberto Castro 2 months ago

    I wish i had those old stephen eye brow genetics. id rule the world!!!!!

  • Sarah Blanchard
    Sarah Blanchard 2 months ago

    it's funny how the candidate with the least votes really did win

  • Ascent
    Ascent 2 months ago

    I can't believe they tried to pull this BS. He's the freaking performer who created the character.

  • Cassandra AuSet
    Cassandra AuSet 2 months ago

    Is he live talking to a recording?

  • Danish Delusions
    Danish Delusions 2 months ago

    An election where you vote for the person who you least want to be president... OH MY GOD! THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH!

  • JustAHorrorShow
    JustAHorrorShow 2 months ago +1

    If only the half who voted for Hilary so Donald wouldn't be president AND the half who voted for Donald so Hilary wouldn't win all voted for a green party candidate.... Y'all need to stop ignoring the green party.

  • Yolanda Harley
    Yolanda Harley 2 months ago

    😂😂😂😂❤❤❤👍👍👏

  • Pedro Flores
    Pedro Flores 2 months ago

    what about mentoc the mind taker

  • Tucker Bowen
    Tucker Bowen 3 months ago

    2:00 y'know a Batman Beyond comic used this same concept once, only here they actually knew how stupid it sounded

  • SoLoMoN DaViDSoN
    SoLoMoN DaViDSoN 3 months ago

    Is it weird that the candidate with the most against votes DID win the Oval Office after all???

  • Schatten Faust
    Schatten Faust 4 months ago

    i will still miss the colbert:(

  • jeova0sanctus0unus
    jeova0sanctus0unus 4 months ago +1

    I think "the lesser of two evils" is basically the tagline of the American Political system.

  • TheFrizbaloid
    TheFrizbaloid 6 months ago

    Viacom owns CBS ad Comedy Central, so Viacom corporate lawyers sued themselves. What kind of idiocy is that?

  • Fake Pianist
    Fake Pianist 6 months ago

    Bastille wild world

  • Send Them Off!
    Send Them Off! 7 months ago

    Two evils- Bastille

  • abraham lincoln
    abraham lincoln 7 months ago

    Hillary Clinton owns Stephen Colbert and his show,he is her bitch.

  • Dilton X
    Dilton X 7 months ago

    Fuck lawyers. So much.

  • Tristan Youngs
    Tristan Youngs 7 months ago +2

    Lol fuck you I will make just a slightly different character then

  • Tristan Youngs
    Tristan Youngs 7 months ago

    It had to be Comedy Central or who ever owns them but it should still be Stephan's character

  • DrakonIL
    DrakonIL 8 months ago +2

    "So on election day, you can vote against the candidate you don't want. At the end of election day, we just count all the 'against' votes, and the candidate with the lowest score becomes president."

    I'm pretty sure that Stephen is psychic.

  • Jaq F
    Jaq F 8 months ago

    6:36 The Evil of Two Lessers??

  • Forza Martini
    Forza Martini 8 months ago

    Would have loved to watch this lawsuit in court... Hahaha just think of it: ''But you are not Stephen Colbert? Yes and no...''

  • strangehegelian
    strangehegelian 8 months ago

    Guys! Viacom is launching a bid to acquire CBS! Maybe if the merger goes through "Stephen Colbert" can be on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert!

  • Christopher Sprague
    Christopher Sprague 8 months ago

    Please organize a march on Washington before the electoral college meets! You have the mouth piece and if you headed it, people would follow by the millions.

  • DiggitySlice
    DiggitySlice 8 months ago

    We did. <3

  • Fren Croen
    Fren Croen 8 months ago

    Will Stephen be in character for the live election show tonight?

  • Belle Wilhelm
    Belle Wilhelm 8 months ago +1

    This video is one way to bitchslap corporate lawyers

  • Erik Steen
    Erik Steen 8 months ago

    I guess Stephen Colbert has found out the hard way that corporations can steal your soul.

  • Ben Dykstra
    Ben Dykstra 8 months ago +1

    Jesus, I'm getting tired of seeing people talk about third party candidates in the comments. IT WILL NEVER FUCKING HAPPEN. We live in a two party system, we've lived in a two party system for centuries now. I acknowledge the winner-take-all election system is broken but its the system we use. Until a new election system is implemented (it already is in some parts of the country) advocating third party candidates is a waste of your time.

  • Wita Bay
    Wita Bay 9 months ago

    4:53 - 5:23 I'M F**KING DYING.

  • pop5678eye
    pop5678eye 9 months ago

    Fun fact: The song 'Happy Birthday to You' is still considered copyrighted... So every time you publicly sing it or have any event using it where you make money you are supposed to write a check to Warner Music. This, despite that the person who originally copyrighted it in the 1930s wasn't even its author, and copyrights are supposed to expire after a limited number of years.
    Just so you know: if you are an inventor, engineer, scientist working for a corporation, NONE of your ideas are owned by you. Corporations may even lay claim on ideas that you never used corporation sources for, nor implemented, nor have anything to do with anything the corporation is about, but which you came up with while working for that corporation!

  • Fren Croen
    Fren Croen 9 months ago

    So...Jill Stein for president because you haven't heard anything bad about her yet?

  • Joseph Ballin
    Joseph Ballin 9 months ago +1

    STEIN 2016

  • SonicRyan1992
    SonicRyan1992 9 months ago

    So...just to clarify: after this election we (that is the people, the government, the corporations, AND the media) need to rethink what we value as a leader of a nation, and try to focus on those *good* qualities when trying to find candidates.

    Personally, I don't want major party candidates; which means I don't want the primaries. I'd prefer we have the general election where anyone can come in, and everyone has a fair chance to appeal to the voters. Because the primaries reinforce the two-party system and stunts the growth of democracy.

    ALSO, if a candidate starts trash talking, they are immediately, no arguments or apologies, disqualified from running for president regardless how it affects ratings on TV or the poll. because this should not have been encouraged to begin with.

  • Brendon Tan
    Brendon Tan 9 months ago

    Legal Loopholes they said

  • HollowMist11
    HollowMist11 9 months ago

    We haven't seen Stephen Colbert's identical twin cousin, Stephen Colbert, in a while. I wonder if the corporate lawyers are still battling it out.

  • Kerry P
    Kerry P 9 months ago

    Fuck Viacom!!! Right in the ear!

  • portugesemixi
    portugesemixi 9 months ago

    clever

  • JACK WILLIAMS
    JACK WILLIAMS 9 months ago

    This is basically a huge middle finger to the lawyers!

  • syco
    syco 9 months ago

    Please make WERD a weekly segment.
    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

  • WormYourHonor64
    WormYourHonor64 9 months ago

    Liked the clever switch-up at the end

  • jeova0sanctus0unus
    jeova0sanctus0unus 10 months ago

    Rule 765:
    If they annoy you.
    Annoy back.

  • ryarod
    ryarod 10 months ago

    Nice proposition, Stephen. You know, in compromise with your network's mandates.

    Here's a better option:

    http://www.jill2016.com/

  • vial.of.photons
    vial.of.photons 10 months ago

    Hillary croaked. It's a weekend at Bernie Sander's.

  • vial.of.photons
    vial.of.photons 10 months ago

    Who is the late Steven Colbert?

  • Emma L
    Emma L 10 months ago

    Corporate lawyers are the worst..

  • Nabil Abdel-Rahman
    Nabil Abdel-Rahman 10 months ago

    Does anyone else see the typo at the end?

  • Bhagamshi Kannegundla
    Bhagamshi Kannegundla 10 months ago

    Wow two Colberts, awesome!!!!

  • Jussi Raitoniemi
    Jussi Raitoniemi 10 months ago

    ok, that checks out

  • Wallace Rahming
    Wallace Rahming 10 months ago

    don't stand for the lesser of two evils. we have a third option. first we need to get him in the debates. #letgarydebate

  • William Brennan
    William Brennan 10 months ago

    Support replacement of our FPTP electoral system with IRV or approval so we don't have to make this devil's bargain anymore.

  • 77777Spooky
    77777Spooky 10 months ago

    Dear Comedy Central.

    Thank you for giving us Stephen Colbert. Now you and your lawyers go f*** yourselves.

    Love, 77777Spooky

  • Imran Habib
    Imran Habib 10 months ago

    America lost my trust the day they re-elected George Bush Jr in 2006.

  • Nikjojo
    Nikjojo 11 months ago

    Is this The Witcher Geraldo??

  • starbuck4774
    starbuck4774 11 months ago

    I'm surprised Comedy Central didnt get their panties in a twist when Jon Stewart did his epic rant on Stephen's show instead of the Daily Show

  • Sneak Chamber
    Sneak Chamber 11 months ago

    if we're going under, might as well go under the whole way. I would like to super size my McAngry meal, please, with a diet coke on the side.

  • 999is666upsidedown
    999is666upsidedown 11 months ago

    UGH GOD FUCKING DAMN I LOVE THIS MAN

  • Scott Volentine
    Scott Volentine 11 months ago

    if mostly old white people vote them Trump will win in a landslide.

  • Scott Volentine
    Scott Volentine 11 months ago

    Viacom complained because the segment where Colbert acted like he did on the Colbert was him explaining the rational appeal of Trump and MSM suppresses all truth about Trump, and all truth in general.

  • robert plato
    robert plato 11 months ago

    there is a word in the english language for Colberts non word TRUTHINESS- It is verisimilatudinous

  • cgrod17
    cgrod17 11 months ago

    Gary Johnson

  • Drummervirus Drums
    Drummervirus Drums 11 months ago +1

    Jill Stein or Gary Johnson anyone?

  • Mrbigolnuts
    Mrbigolnuts 11 months ago

    So technically the United States of America is a communist country, geeting the same bs either way you vote deems the vote null and void, thats communism people.

  • Thomas Norgate
    Thomas Norgate 11 months ago

    Harambe 2016

  • Facetious Bunny
    Facetious Bunny 11 months ago

    You goddamn fools don't understand anything about politics. You do realize that almost every executive order must be backed by congressional approval. Fuck all of you. So sick and tired of hearing trump this, and Hillary that. None of you know shit about politics, just the dirt on the politicians. None of this shit is relevant to policy, but I guess that's just American politics these days. What a joke

    • V Zirimis
      V Zirimis 11 months ago

      Don't forget the Electoral College effectively makes the popular vote irrelevant. Nothing like the illusion that your vote counts!


  • Louis Nevers
    Louis Nevers 11 months ago

    Pokemon Go and live in Canada

  • UltraSuperGamer
    UltraSuperGamer 11 months ago

    Rank the three Stephen Colberts!

    I think it's pretty obvious:
    1. Stephen Colbert
    2. Stephen Colbert
    3. Stephen Colbert

    but I could understand someone saying
    1. Stephen Colbert
    2. Stephen Colbert
    3. Stephen Colbert

  • Rachel
    Rachel 11 months ago

    I love how we got The Werd because Stephen wouldn't let corporate lawyers control his show.

  • AMERICA AZTLAN
    AMERICA AZTLAN 11 months ago

    TRUMP IS A CORRUPT RACIST BULLY.

  • Amber Earls
    Amber Earls 11 months ago

    #Loopholes :D

  • Julia Black
    Julia Black 11 months ago

    Not sure if voting for the lesser of two evils was a joke or not. I hope it was a play on the idiocy of people doing just that. We need to stand up and change this twisted system, not feed into it.

  • llongone2
    llongone2 11 months ago

    Twin Cousin! Bwuahahahahaha...

  • Dani Flunky Cook
    Dani Flunky Cook 11 months ago

    "the evil of two lessers" was that a typo?

  • Wolv022
    Wolv022 11 months ago

    Let's be honest, do you think Stephen Colbert (C. Report) wants to come back? I mean, he's an immortal now off with the other immortals in Eternity. Well, now he lives with Jon Stewart in his cabin. Either way, why would he want to come back? His cousin shall be his successor as "CEO Protector of the American People".


    "CEO Protector" is a pun on "Lord Protector". Since, like, I'm sure only 2 people got that at most.

  • Jessica Parker
    Jessica Parker 11 months ago

    Now that Clinton has locked down the endorsements of pretty much every living major American war criminal - Kissinger, Negroponte, Cheney, Kagan, the list goes on - it is incumbent upon all of us, between now and September 15th, to simply scream Jill Stein's name into the phone if contacted by a polling company - she's got to get to 15% in the polls to get in the debates. Even if you are a hardcore Trumpist who wants to "split the left" - though lol at HRC being "left" - just do it to get her in the debates so Jill can go where angelheaded Bernard feared to tread and truly humiliate Clinton.

  • thegordoloco
    thegordoloco 11 months ago

    Es tan difícil decirle a los estadounidenses que si no quieren votar por Trump o por Clinton, pueden votar por Jill Stein o por Gary Johnson?

  • michaelatw86
    michaelatw86 11 months ago

    Nobody has to go to the polls on election day. All of us should stay home. If you vote for these shitbags, you are responsible for their shit.

  • Rajan Mariën
    Rajan Mariën 11 months ago

    1:27 it's weird to see Stephen without a tie

  • Mario Capistran
    Mario Capistran 11 months ago

    is this cousin loophole gonna work, legaly? LOL

  • Mr.meeseeks98
    Mr.meeseeks98 11 months ago

    Gary Johnson

  • Shoimaru89
    Shoimaru89 11 months ago

    A decent show. But these laughters just make it unbearable to watch. Back to last week tonight.

  • Sebastian Ionescu
    Sebastian Ionescu 11 months ago +1

    I would love nothing more than to punch this zionist shill piece of shit in the face until his skull crumbles to bits and his face literally falls apart in pieces on the sidewalk. FUCK THIS KIKE SHILL AND HIS JEW MASTERS.
    Wikileaks now has shown the world documents that Hillary personally wrote that explained how the Obama administration armed ISIL and destabilized Libya for Israel. Is this zionist shill Colbert telling the American people about that?
    How about the destruction of Europe at the hands of almost an entire cabal of jews that run the European Union and are trying to force Europe into self-genocide by zionist jewish muslim invasion? Where is Colbert on that one?
    Little faggott jew ass licker pretending to be relevant. By the way, love how the ABC jew censored Trump when he openly told the truth about how Hillary and Obama armed and basically expanded ISIS and ISIL throughout the Middle East.
    Colbert can go fuck himself straight to Tel Aviv before the day of the rope catches up with his pathetic plump fat belly ass.

  • Pawadin
    Pawadin 11 months ago

    Live free or fight till you die trying, Jill Stein. I choose not death by accident or death by corruption Whistle-blowers need to be heroes.

  • thomas backovich
    thomas backovich 11 months ago

    That actually tricked me wow

  • Ari Sheps
    Ari Sheps 11 months ago

    I don't understand aren't CBS and Viacom owned by the same company?

  • Avon Pendragon
    Avon Pendragon 11 months ago

    To all the Hillary supporters who only don't want Trump to win and all the Trump supporters who only don't want Hillary to win I ask this, If you both agreed that these two slime balls were not fit for presidency why didn't you come together and support Bernie Sanders?!

  • Mouse Guardian Of The Galaxy

    You don`t have to vote for either, but you can if you want to. There even are third party candidates! You live in a democracy, vote whatever you want. no matter what anyone wants to push you to do!

  • Mike Whitenton
    Mike Whitenton 11 months ago

    I am writing in Bernie Sanders. Like if you're with me.

  • Brady McMullan
    Brady McMullan 11 months ago

    I'm Stephen Colbert. I'd be pissed and fight Viacom every step of the way

  • Screen Singer
    Screen Singer 11 months ago

    Anyone who's voting third party should just write in Harambe. You have the same chance of winning that you have with Stein or Johnson. Plus I'd be really interested to see how many votes Harambe can get.

  • Rich C
    Rich C 11 months ago

    less evil is less evil....

  • Jason Miller
    Jason Miller 11 months ago

    I'll go to the polls but only to catch pokemon in pokemon go

  • Connor Pack
    Connor Pack 11 months ago

    Trump and Clinton both suck equally. Gary Johnson for POTUS 2016! https://www.johnsonweld.com/

  • Bjorn Lundeen
    Bjorn Lundeen 11 months ago

    Our country has not progressed at all with our elected leaders. The system remains corrupt and protects its power. I hate Hillary for all of her her lies, war mongering, nation meddling, money grubbing, and flip flopping. I hate Trump for his ego, his hate spewing rhetoric, and obvious disconnect with with world relations. So what am I left with? I can vote GREEN PARTY, but they will never let a true progressive win we saw that with Bernie. I do not feel like a free American anymore and we all feel the same left and right. The system better watch out, people are starting to get fed up!

  • Julia Nixon
    Julia Nixon 11 months ago

    Or you could vote third party. If that 52% voting against Clinton and the 56% voting against Trump were to unite behind another candidate, that candidate could win.

  • John Dunlap
    John Dunlap 11 months ago

    False. The lesser of two evils is the greatest lie ever perpetrated against the American voter. There is always another option. Write someone's name in. Sure, they may not win but it's not like someone you believe in is going to be elected no matter what you do so you really have nothing to lose. So long as we continue to vote against things which we do not believe in, as opposed to voting for things that we do believe in, then we will never have the option of voting for things that we do believe in. That's the only way that democracy works.

  • Md Navid
    Md Navid 11 months ago

    What glasses is he wearing?

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