It’s Technically a Meal

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    CAST
    Zac Oyama

    CREW
    Director - Ryan Anthony Martin
    Writer - Zac Oyama
    Producer - Shane Crown
    Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
    Director of Photography - Luc Delamare
    1st AC - Huan Manton
    Gaffer - Adam Lee
    Key Grip - Kelsey Taylor
    Sound Mixer - Ryan Knouf for BoTown Sound
    Production Designer - Rick Mader
    HMU - Kathleen Pardo
    President of Original Content - Sam Reich
    Senior Vice President of Production - Spencer Griffin
    Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks
    Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
    Production Legal - Karen Segall
    Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
    Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
    Production Assistant - Caroline Bible
    Production Assistant - Emily Ellis
    Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
    Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
    Content Management Supervisor - Theodora Hart
    Programming Assistant - Caroline Langella
    Editor - Ryan Anthony Martin
    Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Mark Chernausek
    Assistant Editors - Spencer Kombol & Andrew Primavera
  • Video CategoriesComedy
  • Runtime: 4:9
  • Tags for this video:  Collegehumor  CH originals  comedy  sketch comedy  internet  humor  funny  sketch  zac oyama  cooking  food  gross  eating  parodies  DIY  tutorials  

Comments: 3 236

  • Aurora Michaelis
    Aurora Michaelis 1 hour ago

    You could cook the egg in the center of the avocado by baking it, eat olive as a side and put parmesan cheese as a garnish.

  • FatesOfDestiny
    FatesOfDestiny 1 hour ago

    more of this!

  • AlanSoulShow
    AlanSoulShow 6 hours ago

    Haven't laughed this hard in a while haha, thank you!

  • Joshua Dodkin
    Joshua Dodkin 14 hours ago

    when the video by college humour is ACTUALLY relatable to college.

  • Inappropriate Content
    Inappropriate Content 15 hours ago

    protein and fats from the eggs, carbs from the pasta, nutrients from the tomato sauce in the pasta... it's a meal

  • crystalfire294
    crystalfire294 17 hours ago

    Hot ketchup spegghetti.

  • DiyMagix 534
    DiyMagix 534 22 hours ago

    Omg what if Gordon Ramsay was here

  • Fudgethemonkey
    Fudgethemonkey 22 hours ago

    Alright B-Tec Kylo Ren

  • darklight 2687
    darklight 2687 1 day ago

    OR Hot Kespeggti

  • Xaser
    Xaser 1 day ago

    Youtube wanted me to watch this for so long, now i finally did it and it turned out to be as mediocre as I expected it to be.

  • Philipp Bernhardt
    Philipp Bernhardt 1 day ago

    this is too fucking funny one of the best videos

  • Satan
    Satan 1 day ago

    same

  • FantasmaNaranja
    FantasmaNaranja 2 days ago

    eggs parmessan and hot sauce, you got a meal, no need for the rest of the stuff

  • Wesley Smith
    Wesley Smith 2 days ago

    Idk about every one else but I want more "technically a meal"!

  • Kamryn Coleman
    Kamryn Coleman 2 days ago

    whats sad is that i actually ate something disturbingly similar to this once

  • Emily Slaton
    Emily Slaton 2 days ago

    College life

  • Bam5000000
    Bam5000000 2 days ago

    Eggs and spaghetti aren't half bad actually.
    -lonely bachelor

  • Danielle Lacey
    Danielle Lacey 3 days ago

    Why is this not a series yet?

  • just a commentor
    just a commentor 3 days ago

    that avocado looks a little expired

  • Jaap Kes
    Jaap Kes 3 days ago

    So goddamn sad.

  • MagicTurtle643
    MagicTurtle643 3 days ago

    Man when did this channel step up their game so much? This had me crying with laughter.

  • Reece Braaten
    Reece Braaten 3 days ago

    Tip: soup looks like salsa

  • Joycelynn McCoy
    Joycelynn McCoy 3 days ago

    Why is the fridge on the left and the freezer on the right??

  • Li tleydxdy
    Li tleydxdy 3 days ago

    exactly what I just did

  • Roberto Patiño
    Roberto Patiño 3 days ago

    For some people in Venezuela, that's actually the only meal of the day

  • sjw998
    sjw998 4 days ago

    Yup, weekly scenario for all uni students

  • Vohveli 51
    Vohveli 51 4 days ago

    Technically a meal say's the guy who ate five laundry pods

  • Benjamin Thomas
    Benjamin Thomas 4 days ago

    NEEDS LAUNDRY PODS.

  • Legend of Eon
    Legend of Eon 5 days ago

    This was really funny 👍🏼 lol

  • Fizzy
    Fizzy 5 days ago +1

    When he said "Let's give her a spin" I literally started spinning my fidget spinner

  • Abby Liu
    Abby Liu 5 days ago

    me when mums out

  • THE RPG KING
    THE RPG KING 5 days ago

    Someone call gordan ramsey!!! He has competition now

  • Benedikt Geierhofer
    Benedikt Geierhofer 6 days ago

    If you need that long to realize eggs are bad you either have literally no smell or are a moron.
    Rotten Eggs stink extremly...

  • Tinyhaid
    Tinyhaid 6 days ago

    I'm going to make it.

  • Yohunny
    Yohunny 6 days ago

    Hoooly shit. My fridge is equally empty but I do have two bottles of ketchup (one being older and mostly empty.) How did they KNOW

  • Laura Madrid
    Laura Madrid 6 days ago

    Make a second part, please!

  • Mary Leming
    Mary Leming 6 days ago

    That moment when you get a college humor ad.

  • HL Media
    HL Media 6 days ago

    college students be like

  • Peanut Gallery
    Peanut Gallery 7 days ago

    hot tomato spEGGhetti

  • HANMA BAKI
    HANMA BAKI 7 days ago

    I'm falling out hollering!!!

  • nahte1337
    nahte1337 7 days ago

    who freezes hot sauce

  • TheSwordWillRise
    TheSwordWillRise 7 days ago

    I remember making a project like this during highschool.

  • Cameron Goode
    Cameron Goode 7 days ago

    Spent the grocery budget on editing. Worth.

  • Quintin
    Quintin 7 days ago

    That plot twist when the microwave opened from the top instead of the side.

  • Wes S vlogs
    Wes S vlogs 7 days ago

    Notice there are fruits in the background

  • Hollow Cliche
    Hollow Cliche 7 days ago

    Seriously though, why would you put the egg with the spaghetti? It would be much better to eat then separately.

  • emuz world
    emuz world 7 days ago

    Pt 2 plz

  • krashing sam
    krashing sam 7 days ago

    this seems like the in the inter dimensional cable part 3

  • QuackSkoper
    QuackSkoper 8 days ago

    make a part two pleaaaaase

  • Contelopa
    Contelopa 9 days ago

    i would have called it spEGGetti and sauce

  • esprie
    esprie 9 days ago

    Me during veganism when I wasn't prepared.

  • Christopher Doucet
    Christopher Doucet 9 days ago

    When he's forcing the egg to sink lmao

  • The Not So Mad Hatter

    I lost it at "make sure to put your spaghetti in a pan to make it feel like you're actually cooking"

  • Jason Luong
    Jason Luong 9 days ago

    There is a pineapple and a bowl of fruits in the back.

  • DasLand1200
    DasLand1200 9 days ago

    make another video of those types

  • john goldsmith
    john goldsmith 10 days ago

    You guys should make this an ongoing series. Liked.

  • Random Person
    Random Person 10 days ago

    I'm very disappointed in you, zach. Seriously, you had spaghetti and you didn't even use the Parmesan cheese.

  • bizzblooperz
    bizzblooperz 10 days ago

    There was definitely an old show with the same theme of 'cooking host having trouble due to bad ingredients and utensils', but the host back then was only given 3 minutes. I think it was in madtv?

  • Rosie Riz Martinez
    Rosie Riz Martinez 10 days ago

    I would have called it spiced spEGGetti

  • Skipatronio
    Skipatronio 11 days ago

    This is so true

  • pokeballsithgamers bros

    What would Gordon Ramsay say?...

  • Dat Boi
    Dat Boi 11 days ago +1

    cooking... BUT NOT REALLLLY

  • Benjamin Plays Stuff
    Benjamin Plays Stuff 11 days ago

    make more of these

  • Stillcage
    Stillcage 11 days ago

    you guys should do an actual version of this show

  • Dave H.
    Dave H. 11 days ago

    Just eat clicks, those are technically a meal.

  • The8BitPhoenix
    The8BitPhoenix 11 days ago

    this is a good sketch

  • Equistta
    Equistta 11 days ago

    I feel like eggs with spaghetti is actually a thing... I'm sure some restaurant already thought of it

  • Thor Eklund
    Thor Eklund 12 days ago

    My life in a nutshell

  • PrettyGirlRock1115
    PrettyGirlRock1115 12 days ago

    Please tell me the ending was improvised

  • RachelWyse
    RachelWyse 12 days ago

    I think I've taken a glimpse into my future with this video

  • Vincent Nigro
    Vincent Nigro 12 days ago

    He had a delicious array of fruit right there...

  • The Best Prosecutor
    The Best Prosecutor 12 days ago

    GET SOME GOD DAMN GROCERIES

  • BlackBird71
    BlackBird71 13 days ago +1

    Every time I watch college humor I see an Adam Ruins everything ad.

  • Adam Carrillo
    Adam Carrillo 13 days ago

    Lowkey really want another one of these 😂😂

  • Arno Sinclair
    Arno Sinclair 13 days ago

    wow it's like watching food network! :)

  • Karat Juice
    Karat Juice 13 days ago

    Gordon Ramsay's retarded cousin.

  • MatthieuVlogs
    MatthieuVlogs 13 days ago

    Honestly, I haven't enjoyed a collegehumor video this much in about 7 months (roughstimate) so fresh, so clean! Keep it up!

  • Jake McGlone
    Jake McGlone 14 days ago

    Please more of this it should be a TV series

  • Heather Calun
    Heather Calun 14 days ago

    Zach was what made this one work.

  • Gabriel Fluke
    Gabriel Fluke 14 days ago

    protip: ramen noodles and a working sink. You can live forever and niether go bad ever.

  • chloe mcconnell
    chloe mcconnell 14 days ago

    Depression meals

  • Maddy Perrin
    Maddy Perrin 14 days ago

    Hot spegghetti

  • Kayla C
    Kayla C 14 days ago

    There was goddamn fruit in that kitchen! Stew the apples and put them inside of the half hollowed out pineapple and you have a healthy set up and technically a meal.

  • cj light
    cj light 14 days ago

    too real

  • Eskimo_Wafflez
    Eskimo_Wafflez 15 days ago +1

    if this was an actual show, then I would watch it

  • shayshayabedin
    shayshayabedin 16 days ago

    omg hahahaha prolly the best CH video yet hahah

  • makaiya davis
    makaiya davis 16 days ago

    He kinda looks like bellamy from the 100

  • Lelo ID
    Lelo ID 16 days ago

    It actually looked somewhat good

  • Quinn Dixon
    Quinn Dixon 16 days ago

    u could easily make scrambled eggs scrambled with ketchup

  • Shiny Raven
    Shiny Raven 16 days ago

    This would actually be a good show

  • Rudolf TisonPG
    Rudolf TisonPG 17 days ago

    it looks good if it was fresh

  • Rachel Yonan
    Rachel Yonan 17 days ago

    Lol what about the bowl of fruit in the background?!?!?!

  • Grimno
    Grimno 17 days ago

    Most recent thing I threw together... Had some wheat saltines, and some shredded cheese. No meats to go there, but with the shredded cheese on top with a bit of hot sauce added, tasted pretty good actually.

  • Creamated Biscuit
    Creamated Biscuit 17 days ago

    If would love to see this as a series

  • Sonny Lummes
    Sonny Lummes 17 days ago

    "This is a literal rock" best joke, so many questions

  • Quail Rabbits
    Quail Rabbits 18 days ago

    whenever that graphic for notes and instructions come up i fucking lose my shit

  • Malex Gaming
    Malex Gaming 18 days ago +1

    This should actually be a show I'd watch.

  • Naughty Hotdog
    Naughty Hotdog 18 days ago

    I have a neighbor that eats old food, she's at the ER a lot with food poisoning 🤢😷😂

  • Heart Strings
    Heart Strings 18 days ago

    Me when I'm broke.

  • ChocoCat3000
    ChocoCat3000 18 days ago

    When he said 2 pm. I looked up and it was 2 pm lol

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