It’s Technically a Meal

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    Zac Oyama

    Director - Ryan Anthony Martin
    Writer - Zac Oyama
    Producer - Shane Crown
    Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
    Director of Photography - Luc Delamare
    1st AC - Huan Manton
    Gaffer - Adam Lee
    Key Grip - Kelsey Taylor
    Sound Mixer - Ryan Knouf for BoTown Sound
    Production Designer - Rick Mader
    HMU - Kathleen Pardo
    President of Original Content - Sam Reich
    Senior Vice President of Production - Spencer Griffin
    Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks
    Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
    Production Legal - Karen Segall
    Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
    Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
    Production Assistant - Caroline Bible
    Production Assistant - Emily Ellis
    Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
    Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
    Content Management Supervisor - Theodora Hart
    Programming Assistant - Caroline Langella
    Editor - Ryan Anthony Martin
    Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Mark Chernausek
    Assistant Editors - Spencer Kombol & Andrew Primavera
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  • Runtime: 4:09
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Comments: 3 424

  • Anil Kumar
    Anil Kumar 2 hours ago

    *USEFULL TIP* -When eggs go bad you should fry them completely 😶yes i do it😋

  • viroman
    viroman 12 hours ago

    "as per usual its 2 pm" he said that and its literally 2 pm for me

  • Lucy Hall
    Lucy Hall Day ago

    Make this a series! It's so funny and real

  • Ludovic Ovsepian

    *Egg sinks* (kinda)
    *Egg is bad*
    Top 10 Anime Betrayal

  • Pur Pur
    Pur Pur Day ago

    Id honestly be completely fine eating this if the eggs werent spoiled

  • EchoheartWC
    EchoheartWC 3 days ago

    Anyone else see the fruit basket and pineapples in the background?...

  • Zeitro Empire
    Zeitro Empire 3 days ago

    The microwave forgot to be a microwave

  • Kat Quimpo
    Kat Quimpo 3 days ago

    this camera person needs a steady hand

  • Aleksandra Voinova
    Aleksandra Voinova 3 days ago

    so he has a pineapple and bowl of fruits in the background but wont just make a fruit salad??

  • The NOT
    The NOT "it" girl 3 days ago


  • Sarah Fraser-Ison
    Sarah Fraser-Ison 3 days ago

    This needs to be done again

  • T SexyRexy
    T SexyRexy 4 days ago

    I'd rather eat hot ass off of a piece of musty wheat bread

  • Vincent Van Gogurt
    Vincent Van Gogurt 5 days ago

    me in my dorm at 1am

  • Mathilde Chs
    Mathilde Chs 5 days ago

    He looked so desperate I thought he would spread some "herbs" with his plant 🌱

  • Kris Preventis
    Kris Preventis 5 days ago

    Could have done a cheap and dirty carbonara with the egg and spaghetti. Although if the eggs are bad it's better they weren't mixed in

  • Mystical Bunny
    Mystical Bunny 6 days ago

    Why not just cook the eggs

  • Sqwivig
    Sqwivig 6 days ago

    You know what's sad? That's more food than I have in my I am poor :(

  • CJusticeHappen21
    CJusticeHappen21 7 days ago

    You know what's awesome? Shrimp fried rice.

  • Derek Voorhees
    Derek Voorhees 7 days ago

    Make this a series

  • Scarleto
    Scarleto 7 days ago

    Dude just eat the old can of beets that's been hanging out at the back of your cupboard for a year and a half. Easy!

  • Allie Frownfelter
    Allie Frownfelter 7 days ago

    There's an entire pineapple in the background!

  • Kelly Bechtold
    Kelly Bechtold 7 days ago

    Please make this a series!

  • Matthew Brosee
    Matthew Brosee 7 days ago

    We need part 2!

  • Applesaresowow
    Applesaresowow 7 days ago

    an actual video of me making lunch

  • Umar Rajakhurram
    Umar Rajakhurram 7 days ago

    I actually tried this is made some spaghetti and mixed some eggs while I was making the spaghetti I added some soup and there it was I gave it to my sister to try it becomes I didn't know what would happen and it turns out........... it was shit

  • Hannes Mallezie
    Hannes Mallezie 7 days ago

    Can I still make this if I have only the eggs that are bad but not the spaghetti?

  • Kali Coulter
    Kali Coulter 7 days ago

    This is me when I "cook"

  • Ian Vila
    Ian Vila 8 days ago +1

    looks like a show straight out of an interdimensional cable episode of Rick & Morty

  • Romocop
    Romocop 8 days ago

    Damn Alex looks like Caleb from pll

  • Elpio
    Elpio 8 days ago

    why is he cooking in a botanic garden?

  • mohammad .mabkhoot
    mohammad .mabkhoot 9 days ago

    This is worse that getting something to eat out of the garbage

  • Ya like jazz ?
    Ya like jazz ? 9 days ago

    the end product makes me want to throw up. gg

  • Lee Wolf
    Lee Wolf 9 days ago

    Zac this was amazing! Love this recipe!

    Jk, heheheheh.

  • KingCobr4
    KingCobr4 9 days ago

    Please do more like this

  • MisterLifter
    MisterLifter 10 days ago

    This is 100% my Dad

  • Mx2 Overwatch
    Mx2 Overwatch 10 days ago

    When was the last time we got real College Humor?

  • Tykras
    Tykras 11 days ago

    Eggs go bad?

  • Rindurs
    Rindurs 11 days ago

    it genuinely hurts how real this is

  • Phlebas
    Phlebas 11 days ago

    Reminds me of one of my "technically a meals" from a few years ago. What's in the fridge? Eggs, salsa, frozen french fries... Mexican french fry omelette!

    It was actually pretty good.

  • Азиз Заидов
    Азиз Заидов 11 days ago

    I don't know why I laughed at avocado so hard

  • Dhriti Paul
    Dhriti Paul 11 days ago

    I would watch the heck outta this

  • Indy Cheng
    Indy Cheng 12 days ago

    If the spaghetti didn't have so much sauce on it, you could have made a vegetarian carbonara: egg+parmesan+spaghetti+olives

  • Julius Caesar
    Julius Caesar 12 days ago

    Damn that camera man is some serious meth this is the shakiest video it game me vertigo lol

  • Chaii
    Chaii 12 days ago

    Zac is so attractive it hurts

  • Rooski Luciano
    Rooski Luciano 12 days ago

    why are the eggs
    ... in the freezer?

  • Randomness On a Screen

    once my couisin put hot sause in my ketchup

  • Zaid Omar
    Zaid Omar 12 days ago

    Hot ketchup mom spaghetti

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  • Ben Dietrich
    Ben Dietrich 13 days ago

    Looks good minus the egg being expired but if it wasnt i would totally like it

  • Okara Imani
    Okara Imani 13 days ago

    seems about right lmao although, it's easier to make a meal out of ramen stew with veggies than random things i used to find in the fridge lol

  • Reiji
    Reiji 13 days ago

    more of these

  • Void Clan
    Void Clan 13 days ago

    Instructions unclear, dick stuck in ketchup bottle.

  • Void Clan
    Void Clan 13 days ago

    Instructions unclear, dick stuck in ketchup bottle.

  • Raxmei
    Raxmei 13 days ago

    Those ingredients are enough to make a frittata.

  • Hiccstrid ghoul
    Hiccstrid ghoul 13 days ago

    Is it bad that I'm actually taking advice from this...? O.o

  • Cargo Shorts For President

    Lmao the eggs. Totally did that last night

  • Kaden Stone
    Kaden Stone 13 days ago


  • James Woods
    James Woods 13 days ago

    I feel your pain man this was my life for 10 years xD

  • Axel Borg
    Axel Borg 13 days ago

    Instructions unclear: Got my sister pregnant

  • Teqh Zem
    Teqh Zem 14 days ago

    *Ramen.* My college students, Viva la revolucion!

  • Dan Theman
    Dan Theman 14 days ago

    Ive actually made that for myself a while back and I just didn't have the ketchup and hot sauce

  • Ozzy Bacchus
    Ozzy Bacchus 14 days ago

    Next time just eat them separately or steal from your neighbours. Both are options

  • Léa Ravel
    Léa Ravel 14 days ago

    Kinda reminds me of when Grace Helbig makes cooking videos

  • PreposterousWorld
    PreposterousWorld 14 days ago

    This is also known as "how to eat when you're deathly allergic to everything" because it's so freaking hard to find anything and snack-meals become an art form. You hungry? Welcome to 4 slices of cheese, leftover green beans, some sliced deli meat eaten plain or wrapped in the cheese because bread might kill you, and a big cup of coffee to trick your stomach into thinking you actually found more food than you did. Sit down in kitchen. Try not to cry. Cry a lot. Begrudgingly go to store but then fall asleep for 12 hours because your severe chronic fatigue means you don't have the energy to feed yourself after going shopping. Lie down on bed. Pass out before you can cry. Sleep a lot. Repeat.

  • webtake
    webtake 14 days ago

    This video is just hilarious. I shared in on facebook, an I just can't wrap my mind around why it got no likes.

  • Yoctopory
    Yoctopory 14 days ago

    It's literally 2 pm, I haven't done anything today and I'm hungry!

  • Rem Saverem
    Rem Saverem 14 days ago

    .... eggs go bad?????

  • Zachary Maneja
    Zachary Maneja 14 days ago

    Since when does a microwave open like that lol

  • Dustin Boyd
    Dustin Boyd 15 days ago

    Bad eggs float? *googles* Hmm, some say cold water, some say warm water, and some sites dedicated to cooking say the test is a complete myth anyway and that there are more reliable ways to test. And here I thought I might have learned something from a CH video.

    What was I thinking?

  • Akenraes Vakreander
    Akenraes Vakreander 15 days ago

    I wonder if that 'egg trick' is actually legit.

  • Nakara Ikarus
    Nakara Ikarus 15 days ago

    this is me when I think i'm a Chef, nd start mixing anything i find in the kitchen trying to make some delicious meal , end up being total garbage

  • XxKamTheKingxX The Bleach King

    Anyone else see a pineapple

  • Kush Kylie
    Kush Kylie 16 days ago

    This was literally me today. Hasbrown with an egg, and some baked beans and bacon on the side.

    Yeah boooiiiii

    My eggs were good though.

  • Elite Andy
    Elite Andy 16 days ago

    Never have I ever

    Seen a microwave that opens like that

  • GypsySquad 44
    GypsySquad 44 16 days ago

    You forgot the cheese........

  • Creepyparty
    Creepyparty 16 days ago +1

    Zac Oyama is good looking. seriously

  • Ozillion
    Ozillion 16 days ago +1

    A bit too close to home. Dislike. Do not analyse me CH.

  • jackson mcelmoyle
    jackson mcelmoyle 17 days ago

    dab on the haters

  • L Martinson
    L Martinson 17 days ago

    The avocado was a rock all along. Plot twist so sudden you could get plot whiplash.

  • Michael Smith
    Michael Smith 17 days ago

    I love pretty much all of Zac's (?) sketches, but I've been binge-watching this for a couple days now, and I cried literal tears watching this. I have no idea why it was so funny and relatable.

  • Lucy Parr
    Lucy Parr 17 days ago

    the biggest mood of 2017

  • Backbone of the army 11B

    I was making a baked potato when I was watching this and I realized I had no toppings hmu if you want a potato it's cooked

  • Froggy711
    Froggy711 17 days ago

    And he's having spaghetti but still not using the parmesean cheese.

  • Jasmine Hamilton
    Jasmine Hamilton 17 days ago

    I can see 4 meals behind him

  • Mal Septiceye
    Mal Septiceye 17 days ago

    looks at kitchen oh yea i cleaned it my mom was lik wut? i want allowance

  • Abby 1683
    Abby 1683 18 days ago

    That egg was higher than my bank account.

  • PixieoftheWood
    PixieoftheWood 18 days ago

    Whereas I made a pretty good meal of drumsticks breaded in ground up potato chips, with a handful of olives as a side dish.

  • Duude
    Duude 18 days ago


  • Jason Knight
    Jason Knight 18 days ago


  • slasher3465
    slasher3465 19 days ago

    I'm laughing at this video but on the inside I'm crying because I don't take care of myself

  • TheCyberwoman
    TheCyberwoman 19 days ago

    Seriously, carbonara.... It's spaghetti with an egg based sauce. This is not preposterous enough to be a gag, since spaghetti and egg already exists, but is also vaguely frustrating, since there is a way to do the meal well with the ingredients available in the sketch. I know that's way too critical for a silly video. Carbonara is just soooo obvious.

  • Cosmicstar1
    Cosmicstar1 19 days ago +1

    Puts hot sauce and ketchup on spaghetti doesn't use the sauce. 10/10

  • To be decided
    To be decided 19 days ago

    He turned me gay

  • paul later
    paul later 19 days ago

    He actually can make an omelette with the eggs and put the spaghetti near the omelette. Also, he can simply pour the sauce on top of the omelette to make it better.

  • Stela Unknown
    Stela Unknown 19 days ago

    if you had some flour you could have made pizza

  • l4ur4 gr4c3
    l4ur4 gr4c3 19 days ago

    when you've been sad for the past couple weeks and finally get motivated to cook a meal before finding some pretzels instead

  • Blah
    Blah 20 days ago

    Just go to cookout, you can get 2 hotdogs, a chicken wrap, a decent amount of fries or onion wrings, and a soda for 5 bucks. That is 2 meals, 3 if your a college student.

  • bob williams
    bob williams 20 days ago

    Ketchup plus water mixed up will make a pretty shitty tomato soup so there is that.

  • Ruth Masters
    Ruth Masters 20 days ago

    This needs to be a chopped episode

  • Natasha !
    Natasha ! 20 days ago

    "...this is a literal rock."

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