This Monologue Goes Out To You, Mr. President

  • Added:  3 months ago
  • 'Face the Nation's' 'John Dickerson had the willpower to ignore the President's insults during their conversation in the White House. Luckily, Stephen doesn't have that same constraint.

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Comments: 20 168

  • G J
    G J 7 hours ago

  • NyanPulse
    NyanPulse 8 hours ago

    "You're turning into a real pricktator"


    "You have more people marching against you than cancer"

    S A V A G E

    "The only thing your mouth's good for is being Vladimir Putin' d*ck holster"


  • Kelly Waters
    Kelly Waters Day ago

    No matter how many times i watch this it NEVER gets old! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ colbert rocks

  • MrNectar50
    MrNectar50 Day ago

    6.40 - 6.50 CLASSIC !

  • Nicanyounot
    Nicanyounot Day ago

    Aquaman: yo what no I talked to him like twice about not dumping his leftover garbage taco bowls in the ocean I'm not-

  • nora robinson
    nora robinson Day ago

    I will never get tired of watching this

  • the mouth of Sauron

    holy shit 11:34 fucking hilarious!!!

  • Theary Koy
    Theary Koy 2 days ago

    Nothing but a manipulating liar/ big time perv that loves to stand near pageant dressing rooms. How he loves to help his nasty pedophile urges by walking in on them while they're partially exposed... Sick perve!!!!!!!!! Why is he president?????πŸ˜₯😰

  • Theary Koy
    Theary Koy 2 days ago

    He always love to say fake news, because it's true. Always love to throw a bunch of scattered shit into the mix for distraction purposes. Lies, lies upon lies, nasty troll😣

  • Goerge Hanson
    Goerge Hanson 2 days ago

    Best monologue ever!

  • Jeremy Warner
    Jeremy Warner 2 days ago

    president Gump got served ! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

  • Hi Bye
    Hi Bye 3 days ago

    Tf do u people keep using the word snowflake grow the fuck upπŸ˜‚

  • Jacob Prim
    Jacob Prim 3 days ago

    This is the resolute desk this was FDR, Ronald Reagan, it was Kennedy, it was puti- oh wait your not supposed to know that yet.

  • DrMossydog
    DrMossydog 4 days ago

    Oh no, no no no, AQUAMAN is NOT friend of trump. #trumpsucks

  • Naama A
    Naama A 5 days ago

    That poor guy he wanted answers from fucking Donald freaking trump

  • sawymer
    sawymer 6 days ago

    Liar in Chief

  • Wolfy Kaname
    Wolfy Kaname 7 days ago

    Id have said the only thing smaller than his hands was his brain. But that works too i guess.

  • Wolfy Kaname
    Wolfy Kaname 7 days ago

    Ive never heard cheers that loud except when he roasts trump xD

  • bio ROBOT
    bio ROBOT 7 days ago

    late show of scum by your host scum, get the fuck out retards

  • blockthisuser
    blockthisuser 7 days ago

    not a single funny line, colbert is shit now

  • dp1582
    dp1582 8 days ago +1

    fuk yea

  • espo7766
    espo7766 8 days ago

    Colbert is a piece of garbage

  • patty gallagher
    patty gallagher 9 days ago

    Tell trump FDRs desk is at the presidential library in Hyde Park N Y

  • Gaminnewfie
    Gaminnewfie 9 days ago

    I lost it at Cock Holster! xD

  • Wayne Barnes
    Wayne Barnes 10 days ago

    He opened the banana from the wrong end

  • cbrstunter24
    cbrstunter24 10 days ago +1

    That was HALARIOUS!! I'm so sick of all this PC CRAP! PC especally has no place in comedy!

    PLUTREA 10 days ago

    Trump 2020. Keep crying pussies.

  • Anna Perez
    Anna Perez 11 days ago

    Colbert Rocks!! πŸ’•πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ˜ƒ

  • Pau Pop
    Pau Pop 11 days ago

    This is what losers do, living a fantasy and trying to act like your wining, making bad jokes.

    Who watches this bullshit,...that's sad.

    Reality bitchslapped all the fake news sheep when President Trump WON.

    Why do you insist on losing?

    Get on the Trump train and start wining...
    β€œWhen the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser.”
    ― Socrates

  • Johnson Jake
    Johnson Jake 12 days ago


  • Not Alex
    Not Alex 12 days ago

    So slander is legal now?

  • M integrity
    M integrity 12 days ago

    Little everything

  • Mary Glee
    Mary Glee 12 days ago

    If only dump the trump could hear this (if you know what I mean) no brain no pain

  • Dank Memer
    Dank Memer 12 days ago +1

    Just like in any good movie, the good will prosper and the evil will die a painful death. Trump is that evil. We will fight until America is restored to a stable condition and the hicks who call themselves patriots are condemned and shunned for generations to come, for this will be known as the lowest point in American history.

  • Randi Richard
    Randi Richard 12 days ago

    Next stupid adjustment concerned operation habitat increase learn blow.

  • Robbe Michiels
    Robbe Michiels 12 days ago

    event particular maintenance hey psychological.

  • Mirt B
    Mirt B 13 days ago

    I love to see this "hijo de puta" explode in anger !!

  • William Jackson
    William Jackson 13 days ago +1

    Stephen Colbert is full of shit he stands for the same things as are President mainly they both are rich and worth millions.He is just putting on a front.What a joke of a man. Just think about it he is worth millions he does not give a dam about anyone.He doesn't need to be on TV he is just like all rich people they never ever have enough money.

  • terence nelson
    terence nelson 14 days ago

    fuck trump!!!!

  • J Jones
    J Jones 14 days ago

    Where the f. does reince pribus's name come from???

  • David Edwards
    David Edwards 15 days ago

    There we go, actual footage of trump having a tantrum. Combine that with his comment that being president is harder than running a business and what you have is proof of someone living in an alternative reality. But...he is still president and still making money for trump industries. Watch the clip about the secret service at trump tower!

  • Dianna Williams
    Dianna Williams 16 days ago


  • Evans Evans
    Evans Evans 16 days ago +2

    Colbert is a fucking moron.

  • feim shabani
    feim shabani 17 days ago

    Stephen should run for president, this guy is sharp as hell.

    • CGB
      CGB 16 days ago

      feim shabani There is already a comedian in the White House.

  • Mike Beglin
    Mike Beglin 17 days ago +1

    Trump is such an arrogant, conceited piece of shit that it's nearly unbelievable.

  • Shining Trapezoid
    Shining Trapezoid 17 days ago

    After being kicked and spat upon, the bodies were hung upside down from the roof of a station. The bodies were then stoned from below by civilians. The corpse of the deposed leader was subject to ridicule and abuse. Fascist loyalist captured and sentenced to death and then taken and shown the body. Who once said "He is a god," saluted what was left of his leader just before he was shot. The body was subsequently hung up next to that. After his death and the display of his corpse, he was buried in an unmarked grave.

  • Yama S
    Yama S 18 days ago +1


  • Regan Devereaux
    Regan Devereaux 18 days ago

    Wow! Watch that Stephen shine! "The only thing Donald Trump's mouth is good for IS being Vladimir Putin's c**k holster!" Who said nothing good could come out of Donald Trump's presidency? That joke alone has made it all worth the excruciating embarrassment of 1/2 of my dual citizenship being American and so being guilty by association with the cluster-f**k,special needs summer camp, hootenanny square dance aka Trump "doing" the press-i-dunce bigly. And 1-2-3, 1-2-3, now grab your partner by the... Never mind! R

  • James Massingale
    James Massingale 19 days ago +2

    Colbert is such a fag.

  • Marquesha Walker
    Marquesha Walker 19 days ago

    Dont f#Γ—ck wth CBS, Colbert will get in your ass like a pair of tight drawls!! Hes like an unpaid electric bill, he'll put yre lights out. Colberts' like a bomb pop suppository he'll get in your ass!!!!!!

  • Marquesha Walker
    Marquesha Walker 19 days ago +1


  • Greyareas27
    Greyareas27 19 days ago

    Save that toilet paper roll for Tronald Dump!

  • George Portar
    George Portar 19 days ago

    The same man who asked "how has our politics gotten so poisonous" the day after the election.

  • Azra Yucel
    Azra Yucel 20 days ago

    Stephen Colbert for President #Stephen2020

  • Christopher MacLachlan

    I wish people would stop calling the US president is the leader of the free world. Every other country on this planet has more freedom by comparison than the US. Terrorist organization. Period.

  • Bill Hampton
    Bill Hampton 20 days ago +1

    Now go get your fucking shine boxes Trumpanzees

  • Bill Hampton
    Bill Hampton 20 days ago

    * 2200+ days left of Trump , don't shoot the messenger lol.

  • Leticia Tan
    Leticia Tan 21 day ago


  • Drpermer
    Drpermer 21 day ago

    FAKE President, VERY sad!

  • Rakshasa
    Rakshasa 21 day ago

    Don't be a dick to the Dickerson.

  • TNzi nabi
    TNzi nabi 21 day ago

    Absolutely fabulous

  • Nick Hall
    Nick Hall 22 days ago +2

    Lol oh man Colbert tries sooo hard to be funny and it just falls flat almost everytime, with the all over the place 80 different subpar jokes a minute, and an even worst execution, it just ends up so cringe to watch him try and fill an entire hour time slot doing this... Maybe thats why he has more writers for his show than ANY other late night host, even has more writers than SNL with numerous comedians, skits, and a much bigger production... If he was more laid back letting things come natural, and not constantly force his jokes so much, he would be a much better comedian... Its got to be/seem natural, not forced or an act...

  • Roger Moore
    Roger Moore 22 days ago +1

    The US and the world is safer with transgender military people in the military than with Trump at the helm of the military

  • Erin Nyren-Erickson
    Erin Nyren-Erickson 22 days ago +1


  • Skipper Riddles
    Skipper Riddles 22 days ago +1

    When YOU INSULT OUR PRESIDENT, you insult us ALL! Fuck you Co-dik head.
    Any other country we would be watching you swing from your neck, or do the headless body flop. Have you ever seen that you piss hole of a human being?

  • Skipper Riddles
    Skipper Riddles 22 days ago +1

    I always thought it took a special kind of person to use such details to propagate more and more controversy and confusion in our country. The disregard for doing something truly ambitious to eliminate a few of these serious issues; To better protect the people of the united states. ANYONE can make fun of people, ANYONE! You are very quick to point out the short comings of a man who has a passion for reform, make fun of the actions taken. What have you really done Mr. Funny man? It seems you use the working of the system to make money for yourself just as the people you make fun of. They do more than tell jokes, anyone can poke fun. If you are as serious about helping our nation, you have some big changes to make. What is more important Mr. funny man? You making money or the welfare of our country? Honestly, I believe you to be nothing more than a self-important asshole with the belief that all you need is enough money to save YOURSELF. You are a real piece of work. Very, VERY special. Thank you.

  • Twisties T
    Twisties T 22 days ago +1

    Donald Trump I will get you
    a fire extinguisher because you just got burnt

  • Haruto Hayakawa
    Haruto Hayakawa 22 days ago +1

    I love this. I just do.

  • Elizabeth S
    Elizabeth S 22 days ago +1

    I miss who Stephen Colbert used to be... someone not obsessed with Trump who did a Catholic throw down with Jack White. He sold his soul to CBS.

  • Lucia Delia
    Lucia Delia 22 days ago +5

    Stephen Colbert's best monologue. πŸ˜€

  • Manish Bhatia
    Manish Bhatia 22 days ago +1

    Funny how so many people make their living because of Trump.

    FLYMAKO 23 days ago

    I don't get it ! Who the heck voted for this brainless stomach ?

  • Hermann Portner
    Hermann Portner 23 days ago

    Steve is just intelligent and does a great job. Love it.


    If T~rump could only stop saying what he thinks at that moment..
    ..he'd still be a FUCKING CUNT.

  • michael preston
    michael preston 23 days ago

    Love the show! I hate Trump ! Burn that Trump Ass !

  • JM VOL86
    JM VOL86 24 days ago


  • Sueanne
    Sueanne 24 days ago

    PresiDUNCE, PRICKtator LMFAO!!!!!!! πŸ˜†

  • Daniel Jones
    Daniel Jones 24 days ago

    If I ever become President, the first thing I'll do is have the White House staff professionally disinfect that desk. To touch anything that Trump has would be disgusting.

  • Benjamin Zbogar
    Benjamin Zbogar 24 days ago


  • Saen yG
    Saen yG 24 days ago

    no corners to hide, but there are some papers

  • ACStasis
    ACStasis 25 days ago +1

    2 scoops, 2 genders, 2 terms. See all you buttblasted sheep in 7 1/2 years

    SWINE LUBE 26 days ago +1

    Holy Shit Stevie, Putin's C@#% holster ? NICE JOB!! BALLZ of the YEAR AWARD!! Ya know he is a "detail" oriented person, So he's a gonna find ya.......
    Run to the Hills, while blasting Maiden.....

  • Robert Clayton
    Robert Clayton 26 days ago


  • Kristina Winter
    Kristina Winter 26 days ago

    This was brilliant, thank you Mr Colbert lol

  • Aceves Efrain
    Aceves Efrain 26 days ago

    Covfefe πŸ’•

  • Deb Meredith
    Deb Meredith 26 days ago

    My favorite Stephen Colbert monologue so far! Bang on!

  • Bubby
    Bubby 26 days ago


  • Andres Morabowen
    Andres Morabowen 26 days ago


  • Gayle Hillman
    Gayle Hillman 26 days ago

    It's time for the grown ups to move back in and restore normal operations. Chuck everyone out and bring in an administrator to restore order, get things moving again and run another election in six months time. I think Obama is the best person for this role. Sadly, Senator Al Franken doesn't have the experience and we don't have the time for him to learn it.

  • M. M.
    M. M. 26 days ago

    If Colbert gets fired or even his hands slapped, I am boycotting CBS and others should too.

  • Gary Grinkevich
    Gary Grinkevich 26 days ago

    but seriously though trump is a cockholster

  • Helmut Ofbuffalo
    Helmut Ofbuffalo 26 days ago


  • Tom van Leeuwen
    Tom van Leeuwen 26 days ago

    married favor bottom intention like.

  • John Besche
    John Besche 27 days ago

    Thanks for cheering me up!

  • Jerry Sloan
    Jerry Sloan 27 days ago +1


    Voted for Trump and couldn't be happier. Jobs are exploding and snowflakes are melting.

    After getting obliterated in the elections, all the Left has left is rhetoric. Enjoy the comedic relief! The rest of the country is living the dream.


  • Just a dude King
    Just a dude King 27 days ago

    well shit, "the only thing your moth is good for is Vladmir Putins cock holster" this killed me HAHAHA

  • Dak Lamerbusch
    Dak Lamerbusch 27 days ago +1

    Wait wait wait wait wait!!! That looked like *two-ply* toilet paper. True 'Mericans need *four-ply* to wipe their rears!!! Only dirty Mexicans use two-ply! The nerve of Steven Colbert. *YOU'RE FIRED.*

  • Lalith Vithana
    Lalith Vithana 27 days ago

    oh my , how good is Steven ?

  • Aubree imnottellinyoumylastnamefool

    You are so fuckin awesome, man!!!!

  • Lily Ventura
    Lily Ventura 28 days ago

    I've watched this many times and love it each time.

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