Ass-Kisser of the Month | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • Timothy Speicher
    Timothy Speicher 3 hours ago

    Spin doctor libtards pussies scared of everything bill mar is a cocky cunt loves muslims ass kisser of the month bills panal

  • J.R. Fox
    J.R. Fox 7 hours ago

    Talking filth is not comedy unless you are a liberal fruit.

  • Grandpa Pete
    Grandpa Pete 8 hours ago

    No one in our military admires a DRAFT DODGER!

  • steve lawrence
    steve lawrence 11 hours ago

    Maher is a useless piece of shit

  • rymeandreason
    rymeandreason 14 hours ago

    and bill you look jewish , and im not talkin paul neuman

  • rymeandreason
    rymeandreason 14 hours ago

    wrong whimpy ,,, trump supporters are all teh inventors , most talented and usefully creative people on earth ... dems sit on their flabby ases and scratch themselvs

  • La Leaf
    La Leaf Day ago

    If people thought he was stupid they likely stopped thinking that after watching him go unscripted codeming the left for Charlottesville. He was sharp and clear and that is what now scares the shit out of me. This motherfucker clearly has an agenda. Janine Peirro on the other hand is without a doubt, one stupid fucker.

  • Julien Sorel
    Julien Sorel Day ago

    It is clear that a lot of funny stuff is manufactured for some special interests. This is the problem with all the media.

  • Jorge Reyes
    Jorge Reyes Day ago

    So now white people are the americans?

  • Russ Wilson
    Russ Wilson Day ago

    You can see Trup puffing up as M Abbas speaks.

  • Ron Roberts
    Ron Roberts Day ago

    Bill Maher is a Zionist/Jewish racist bastard who has Black Ppl bamboozle w his bullsh*t. Maher a fuc*king racist

  • Joe Atheist
    Joe Atheist 2 days ago

    The left is going crazy about Trump. All of these smug assholes think their vision of the United States is the only way. Electing Trump was the people telling the establishment that they didn't the direction of the country. Washington has been a corrupt swamp of elites that have screwed the American people for the last 20 years. The left should listen to the people instead of ridiculing them for voting for Trump.

  • Danny Bennet
    Danny Bennet 2 days ago

    maher left another one out , Trump won!!

  • Richard Park
    Richard Park 2 days ago

    you receive a Nobel for nothing.
    You name laws after yourself, our laws. Not some building you built.

  • João Nunes
    João Nunes 2 days ago


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    João Nunes 2 days ago


  • GoldenHawk93
    GoldenHawk93 2 days ago

    While the argument "He won the election" sounds all well and good but people, please please please don't forget he went up against a HATED candidate and he didn't even get the popular vote... Also, he has a base of dumb fuck supporters who'll support him even if he rapped and murdered someone in the middle of 5th avenue...

  • The Shadow
    The Shadow 2 days ago

    Stupid? Yes, but dangerous.

  • MrJamberee
    MrJamberee 2 days ago

    Scumbags on TV... and from the comments below, it is obvious that the scumbags have infested this comment section.

  • Steven Drumm
    Steven Drumm 3 days ago

    How come Sean Hannity isn't on the list? He is the biggest Trump asskisser of them all!

  • Estelle Loye
    Estelle Loye 3 days ago

    Beautifully done Bill

  • Albert Monson
    Albert Monson 3 days ago

    spitzer?? the whoremonger. really. he's definitely been peed on by hookers and now he has some kind of fucking opinion.

  • Giada_De_Low_Rent_Tits

    That's rich, Trump is acting like a 3rd world dictator? How about turning bright light of analysis onto Obama? Of the MANY MANY MANY shit things that O did, one of the worst was the way he ran roughshod over contracting law and nobody in any branch of govt. said a word. Without contracting law, we're Venezuela (or Cuba or Saddam's Iraq, pick your favorite tin-horn shit country). For fuck's sake, he's the first US president to ever nationalize a major industry (General Motors) and install more government guys on the board of directors than non-govt. All the while, he's saying, "This isn't what it looks like. I'm not about taking over and running American industry." Oh really? Who was it that ran, won, and was re-elected on the campaign platform of putting the coal industry out of business? It was the little purple-lipped douchebag from Kenya, he can't deny it or put it on anybody else. But Trump is the little Napoleon, what-the-fuck-ever.

  • Jack Smith
    Jack Smith 3 days ago

    5:10 she is so masculine. Dem women are so scary.

  • justsaying
    justsaying 3 days ago

    This woman as well as the his round table of ass suckers are disgraceful!

  • beaconrider
    beaconrider 3 days ago

    Given the calibre of reporting over the last couple of decades, the jailing of reporters might not be that bad of an idea.

  • 4180stephen
    4180stephen 4 days ago

    What aload of biased bullshit, maher should be of the air after the racist language he used

  • Frank Fernandez
    Frank Fernandez 4 days ago

    Bill Maher is just healous..His crooked hag lost ..too bad.

  • Jim Battersbee
    Jim Battersbee 4 days ago

    The USA is so full of venomous cretinous lunatics, how do these ass licking, toadying craven lickspittles sleep at night unless they are totally without any moral values at all?
    USA, your enemies no longer fear you, your friends no longer trust you. I hope that you and Nth Korea wipe each other out. Give the rest of the world a break from your endless bullshit.

  • Blues_guitar _String

    Bill Maher could win "Horses Ass of the Month". It is ridiculous, as well as highly unfair, to liken Trumps moderately boastful comments to the absurd statements of the North Korean dictator. Maher is, at base, a coward....he knows he can get away with such nonsense because his audience will clap and cheer anything he says against the republicans, and against Trump in particular. Preaching to the choir, I believe it's called. This takes no courage, nor wit.

    There is one subject area where Maher shows some spunk, and this is when he criticizes Islam and Sharia Law. For example, when he and Sam Harris "debated" an ignorant and obnoxious Ben Affleck in 2014.

  • Bionic Puma
    Bionic Puma 4 days ago

    Actually, the biggest sign of a dictator is someone who wants to take away your guns. And we all know which side wants to do that.

  • Robert Gantry
    Robert Gantry 4 days ago

    OK, Bill, so you can bag on Trump. Honestly, I'm not wild about the man, either. But since you mentioned the press... WHY IS IT that the news media covers up black crime, black criminality, black illiteracy, black mob violence, black racist attacks on old people, young people, Asian people, white people, Hispanic people, gay people, straight people, black people, handicapped people, retarded people, men, women, etc, etc, etc....? Why is it that the media covers up the fact that blacks assault people in vastly disproportionate numbers? Why is it that the media, yes, Bill, including yourself, why do YOU ignore, deny, condone the fact that blacks commit MORE THAN HALF of all crime, to include rape, murder, torture, armed robbery, assault, etc? I'll tell you why. It's because Hollywood and the media are collectively the Great Whore of Babylon. And you will ride that beast until it finally comes crashing down, when our whole world is left in ruins. You and those like you make me sick, Bill.

  • Mountain Teacher
    Mountain Teacher 4 days ago

    So, you want foreign leaders to disrespect our President? Ah, ok... I get why you liked Obama then.

  • Brian Wurch
    Brian Wurch 4 days ago

    "Down with the man!" says leader of the drugged out old worthless hippies. It's not 1968 anymore, hasn't been for long time pot head.

  • Tjbrain
    Tjbrain 4 days ago

    bill maher is a total lefty piece of crap. no one believes a word he says.

  • Jammin Dave
    Jammin Dave 4 days ago

    My question is "who in the right mind will vote for person like Donald trump for president of the United States? He won the presidency right and square, no doubt. And I don't care if he got the help of Russia. Russia didn't force anyone to vote for trump. The American people vote him into office. By now, the majority of these people are sorry of that bold move. Enough of the talking and criticism of something that we knew a year before was going to happen. Is time to get together and asked for his resignation or start impeachment for all of his faults. I think by now we have enough to get that axis of evil out of office.

  • hobodreamer
    hobodreamer 4 days ago

    He won the election due to GOP Gerrymandering but he lost the popular vote by 3 million votes in essence he stole the election, not winning in my book

  • SingleTax
    SingleTax 4 days ago

    Limousine liberals still can't accept the fact that *they* helped get Trump elected by trying to force their beloved warmonger, whore-of-Wall Street -- and all-around psychopath, Hildebeest -- down everyone's throat. They still think they can win the hearts and minds of the peasants (er, beg pardon, "everyday Americans") in flyover country that they so love to look down upon by *lecturing* them all day about how smarter and morally superior they are to anyone who disagrees with them politically. Doesn't work that way, Bill. And that's why your party is out of power. Will you learn from that lesson? Of course not. And GOP campaign strategists all love you for it. Have a nice day.

  • nimbjack1962
    nimbjack1962 4 days ago

    Obama had the press to kiss his black ass for 8 years. Trumps just filling that void.

  • nimbjack1962
    nimbjack1962 4 days ago

    How is Trumps ego different than Mahers? All he does is surround himself with Liberal ass kissers. His audience is just a bunch of SJW seals.

  • truthhurts101
    truthhurts101 4 days ago

    Bill, who I used to admire on account of his humorous take on organised religion, has gone down in my estimation. This type of trash talk achieves nothing. It merely exposes the 'left' as sore losers, and ultimately, a poor example of humanity. President Trump won the election, fair and square. Stand behind your President. You're a disgrace to the very notion of democracy. Bunch of pussies.

  • David Hill
    David Hill 5 days ago

    One thing that really needs to be hammered away at by his critics is Trump's desperate need to impress people. Let me make clear: He doesn't care if everybody or ANYbody actually likes him. He only cares if people are jealous of him.

    • George State
      George State 5 days ago

      NOBODY is jealous of your cancerous retarded dislexic president ;)

  • Harold Brooks
    Harold Brooks 5 days ago


  • the trooper
    the trooper 5 days ago

    maher is a complete moron!!!!

  • the trooper
    the trooper 5 days ago

    wow,   the stupidity of the left still amazes me,  this is the united states of America, Donald trump was fairly elected president of my united states of America!!! if he was doing anything that may endanger the united states of America, or becoming a dictator does anyone think that he would be allowed to do such a thing???  holy fuck these libereral mindless fucks are fucking clueless!!!  he would be removed in a heartbeat!!!   why don't the liberal left morons get the north Korean leader in here to take over for trump??? WOW!!!!!

  • Charles Surber
    Charles Surber 5 days ago

    What a bunch of pussys

  • Lizie Lue
    Lizie Lue 5 days ago

    Rebecca go get a make-over, you really need it; Maher also needs a makeover: a nose job and a facial might help.

  • Lizie Lue
    Lizie Lue 5 days ago

    When will Maher be taken off the air -it makes me sick to run into him on YouTube!! He is a gay asshole, in reality😜

  • vince33x
    vince33x 5 days ago

    Bill Maher, Elliot Spitzer...Two PHONY, Left-Wing Jews.

  • utubuser10
    utubuser10 5 days ago

    he didn't outsmart anyone, he demagogue'd the fucking stupid shitheads. scammed them to the T.

  • Tom Matthews
    Tom Matthews 5 days ago

    Your a tiny little arrogant prick...Bill Maher!

  • itloads
    itloads 5 days ago

    Bill Maher, some of these are actually fake facts, made-up by western society.

    North Korea has never claimed Kim Jong-Il hit 18 holes in one when he played around of golf for the first time.

  • utubuser10
    utubuser10 5 days ago

    kimmy-j and trumpety-dump -- the wacky do duo.

  • Steve Gilbert
    Steve Gilbert 5 days ago

    The entire liberal press blistered their lips kissing Obama's behind every single day.
    Yet Bill didn't see anything wrong with that.

  • Bobby Green
    Bobby Green 5 days ago

    Trump can buy and sell little shit for brains like Maher just to have in the corner for something to piss on.

  • Larry Gilliam
    Larry Gilliam 5 days ago

    Frankly, Hillary was, in a round about way, the creator of this president called Trump

  • Nicholas Vedova
    Nicholas Vedova 5 days ago

    Obama liked dictators such as the Shah of Iran and Fidel castro.

  • Richard Bright
    Richard Bright 5 days ago

    C.Q.V. Trust Act of 1666 . Started looking into the private Federal Reserve and back at Jekyll Island. Seek and you shall FIND!!!

  • mikefad
    mikefad 5 days ago

    Do Hillary voters even realize how absolutely eff'n delicious it is for Trump voters to witness them losing their minds over OUR President. They've convinced themselves(necessarily I reckon?) that all Trump voters actually like him personally when actually it was simply a choice between the lesser of two evils. Adults accept the results of the election and move on. Children throw tantrums. Yawn.

    • mikefad
      mikefad 5 days ago

      I wasn't really happy when Obama was elected, but I would never in a million years acted out in such fashion as people are now. It's like Hillary voters have a penchant for shouting their immaturity and basic lack of civic knowledge from the rooftops.

  • genuineuni
    genuineuni 5 days ago

    Biggest issue is that Trump's voters, they knew they had a winner, when Donald Trump predicted what North Korea would do, decades back!! If ONLY the Democrats were of equal intelligence, society might like them!!!

  • Rick Harms
    Rick Harms 5 days ago

    So, you would rather have that socialist b*&&*?

  • Hero Zero
    Hero Zero 5 days ago

    Help get him re-elected. Complain complain. It'll get him re-elected.

  • DeadBunny69
    DeadBunny69 5 days ago +1

    Hysterical liberals

  • Bobby English
    Bobby English 5 days ago



    is arguably the most vile character in all fiction; Jealous & Proud; Petty, Unjust, Unforgiving Control Freak; a Vindictive, Bloodthirsty Ethnic Cleanser; a Misogynistic, Homophobic, Filicidal, Pestilential,
    Megalomaniacal, Sadomasochistic, Capriciously Malevolent Bully.”


    Most of the publishing houses in the United States, are Jewish.

    Most of the Paper-back houses are Jewish.

    All big 7 reprint houses are Jewish.

    Most of the literary editors are Jewish.

    Most of the op-ed, opinion writers in American newspapers, are Jewish.

    Dawkins wanted his books published!
    If you expose the true parasitic character of the Jew, in a book, it won't be reviewed and if it is, it will be attacked as anti-Semitic. Telling the Truth in America and most parts of Europe is classed as anti-Semitic.

    And that is why Dawkins hadn't the "balls" to use those 7 words.

     Oh yeah! Sam Harris is another Zionist Jew!

  • JanCrouchJunkie
    JanCrouchJunkie 5 days ago +1

    @ 6:49 on ... Rebecca Traister is DEAD ON!

  • Commander Zero
    Commander Zero 5 days ago

    0:08 Bill struggling,reaching,and embellishing so hard to make Trump fit the mold of a dictator. Basically lying.

  • Jose Bartoli
    Jose Bartoli 5 days ago

    even if Bill Maher is 100% correct on the facts he spouts and I think he is, it doesn't matter because many people perceived Clinton and Sanders as even worse! And that's why Trump won.

  • Buzz Werd
    Buzz Werd 6 days ago

    The Democrats lost by letting someone with really huge national baggage run.
    Elizabeth Warren or Bernie Sanders would have done better but for "All Women, 52% of the population, will vote for HRC" which was bullshit.
    Believing in PC Bullshit let the Democratic Party and the Nation DOWN.

  • activate43
    activate43 6 days ago


  • Frank Fernandez
    Frank Fernandez 6 days ago

    I thank God every day Hillary lost. We have a president that actually loves America and does not wear a wedding ring that has Arabic writing on it. (Google "Obamas ring" if you don't believe me.)

  • Rida Evans
    Rida Evans 6 days ago

    STUPID--You want to give out a ass- kisser award. Well lets assign that one to you since you have kissed Obama's ass for so long you have nukes up your ass, now who deserves a award. Your Holloywood President spent most of his time being praised by your crowd he forgot about the rest of the world. Now lets talk about the next idiot ass you planned on kissing ass for eight years, dear ole Hillary. Well lets talk again about stupid she spent 2 billion dollars ass kissing Hollywood and what did that get her or you? Now you people need to reliaze we watch Hollywood for entertainment and lately thats out of touch. When it comes to daily lives-------We have better since than to take any of your advice. Now put this on your show and make fun of it like you did a young nine year old boy, and we'll make fun at the voting booth when we vote the rest of your fools out of office---since you haven't noticed your party has lost over a thousand seats under your wonderful Obama. Keep making fun because we see you as the joke.

  • Howard Smothers
    Howard Smothers 6 days ago

    I'd call them "naive". Stupid people don't like to be called stupid.. they can't spell it.

  • tirro sr
    tirro sr 6 days ago

    Bill Maher is the biggest ASSHOLE of the Month, almost as big as Stephen Colbert. Sorry, but Stephen is the DICKHEAD of the Year!!! I what you would be saying if it was President Trump is he made the comment about the "House (bad word) that you used. You PIG.

  • mio oim
    mio oim 6 days ago

    Elliot Spitzet... nuff said

  • edmundp123
    edmundp123 6 days ago

    Only thing I agree with Maher is that all Liberals are a bunch of whining bitches

  • John Eng Woo
    John Eng Woo 6 days ago +1

    Trump looks unsure himself when they praise him .... Like whats this guy on...They dun know me.... lol ... Well but I like it ....More ....lick more ...
    Suck up .... Bitch ....

  • Jim Wahl
    Jim Wahl 6 days ago

    DNC loser therapy / safe space

  • Jack Zaccardi
    Jack Zaccardi 6 days ago

    This is why Maher got his ass kicked everyday when he went to school in Connecticut.

  • Jack Zaccardi
    Jack Zaccardi 6 days ago +1

    TRUMP 2020 !!!

  • wjlintz
    wjlintz 6 days ago

    Speaking of Rose Garden staged theatrics, remember when BO provided lab coats for doctors he brought in to hype his disastrous ACA?  That was some creepy Third World shit right there.

  • Evans Evans
    Evans Evans 6 days ago

    Maher is a whiney little bitch.

  • wjlintz
    wjlintz 6 days ago

    So after eight years of everyone in front of a camera kissing Obama's narcissistic ass, Maher has the balls to point out a few people saying something positive about President Trump?  Big balls you have Mr. Maher.

  • G Nozza
    G Nozza 7 days ago

    Why is Maher still relevant?

  • drdellaman
    drdellaman 7 days ago

    Unfortunately Clinton was a very flawed candidate, and we ended up with a man who has no business being president. There is a good reason that his approval numbers are in the mid-thirties. The country as a whole has no faith in the man, six months into his term. It will only get worse, because no matter who he puts in his cabinet, the man at the top is an ignorant clown.

  • João Nunes
    João Nunes 7 days ago

    actually , his supportrs cant see the diference , so , how stupid are they?

  • Tango Bango
    Tango Bango 7 days ago

    How about, he "kilt' him a bar when he was only three?"

  • Chuck-U Farly
    Chuck-U Farly 7 days ago

    Eliot Spitzer should go back into politics. What brought him down pales in comparison to what trump has done and many other republicans. Wall Street feared him and he knows how to get things done.

  • pepelapiu2004
    pepelapiu2004 7 days ago

    I never did like either Trump or Hitlery. I had figured they are both puppets of the elite. But seeing how the media presstitutes constantly put him down, I am now starting to like Trump.

  • jerry ray
    jerry ray 7 days ago +1

    What a fool disagree with Trump OK but to bash any president grow up we are strong by are united strength.

  • Dai Lee
    Dai Lee 7 days ago

    Wouldn't you say Trump is a Dictator in the making? He would be the worst Dictator of them all, because he's already S-O-O-O old and corrupt already he's had 70 years on the job training. Best HURRY and get RID of him he's already loving the authority the POWER. I can see him having a ditch dug and shoving all those that don't like him into it ,just because.

  • Chris Hamilton
    Chris Hamilton 7 days ago

    Hilarious, Hilarious Hilarious.

  • Fay Ryuujin
    Fay Ryuujin 7 days ago

    the award should still the head up their ass because everyone of the shitheads who are kissing his ass have zero credibility

  • Scott Reynolds
    Scott Reynolds 7 days ago

    will someone please cap Maher asap.

  • Scott Reynolds
    Scott Reynolds 7 days ago

    Maher is a little girl without any balls. fucking waste of space.

  • dan taylor
    dan taylor 7 days ago

    Just me or USA is like Mutiny on the Bounty?

  • Albert Rogers
    Albert Rogers 7 days ago

    It wasn't that Trump outsmarted us, it was that utterly un-collegial Electoral College Out-Stupid-ed us.
    He actually bet that the number of hateful people in the USA stupid enough to believe him was larger than we in our benevolent liberal innocence were aware.

  • Albert Rogers
    Albert Rogers 7 days ago

    It's even better with the British spelling, especially if you use the Scots pronunciation:

  • Mister Perez
    Mister Perez 7 days ago

    It's fkn crazy that his assistants HAVE to put his name throughout the briefing or Chump won't read it all.

  • Dennis Good
    Dennis Good 7 days ago

    Bill maher is an antiamarrican liberalest that thinks he is funny,but in realaty it people like him that keep the people devided.he is nothing more than a shit disterber.

  • Albert Rogers
    Albert Rogers 7 days ago

    I think Eliot Spitzer left out that the Turnip is comepnsating for a well justified inferiority complex.

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