Republicans Release New Health Plan, And We're All Going To Die

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  • Stephen reviews the GOP's new healthcare plan, which has many Americans worried, but not the Grim Reaper.

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  • MsAmandaLynn
    MsAmandaLynn 23 hours ago

    I went to this exact episode tapping at a whim. now i watch his monologues everyday on youtube.

  • Eli  Bearing
    Eli Bearing 20 days ago

    ;-;
    all around me a fim-

  • Cajer 1618
    Cajer 1618 22 days ago

    So, Stephen's gonna live to be 120?

  • Dak Lamerbusch
    Dak Lamerbusch 24 days ago

    At least Adolf Hitler was kind enough to just kill people. Trump wants to make people *truly suffer,* then die.

  • Green Tea Kuma
    Green Tea Kuma Month ago

    As a Canadian I'm scared for my southern neighbours. This is terrible.

  • Craig Hoyer
    Craig Hoyer Month ago

    A vote for trump is unforgettable and unforgiveable. It proves poor judgement. I eschew all further contact with all of them. I will never work with them or for them,  and choose to interpret their votes as hatred of the other. I am so proud to be "other" than a trump supporter, for he is a human of low quality. But his voters made him president, so I direct my anger and disappointment at the stupid selfish Merkins who failed to use good sense.

  • eva t
    eva t Month ago

    I wrote a song about this please help me

  • Pelé
    Pelé Month ago

    Rad Dudeman. - I hear ya brother! Well said!! Unfortunately you and I as Democrats are much worse off than those Christian Republicans as we will spend eternity separated from Jesus and Heaven. But oh well, that's the path we've chosen. Amirite!??

  • Pelé
    Pelé Month ago +1

    I LOVE being a Democrat. We only have a few short decades to put up with those nasty Christian Republicans. Then when we all get old and die they will go to Heaven and we will go the other way for all of eternity and we won't have to see them ever again!!

    • Rad Dudeman
      Rad Dudeman Month ago

      The type of ideology that the modern day GOP subscribes to is the antithesis of being pious Christian.


  • SvenXiaoZelicRamKlaus

    Just die already and do the world a HUGE favor!

  • Law Zy
    Law Zy 2 months ago

    Haiya haiya haiya

  • D Parks
    D Parks 2 months ago

    Steven Colbert is one of the best comedians. I have spent part of the morning watching his monologues. He is so damn funny.

  • Simi Hussain
    Simi Hussain 2 months ago

    omg.. is weeping angel like the one in doctor who that moves around when you're not looking?

  • Oskar Zdrojewski
    Oskar Zdrojewski 2 months ago

    Average annual healthcare plan for a American family is 12k$ though. Average. Not the lowest. Lowest would be around 700$/month. So yeah, and Iphone every 2 months it is.

  • Dick Bong
    Dick Bong 2 months ago +1

    Resume: Dressed up as Death once and grinded on Stephen Colbert on live television

  • Nathaniel Cromartie
    Nathaniel Cromartie 2 months ago +1

    It's great that smarmy little jackasses like Colbert and the little Hillarybots continue to underestimate Trump and his supporters. They haven't learned a thing since the election, other than in the real world, your participation trophies don't mean crap.

  • Manthan Shah
    Manthan Shah 2 months ago

    One thing...you shouldn't force healthcare upon people. A lot of them don't want to pay. Obamacare isn't free. You're paying taxes for it.

  • Tucker Bowen
    Tucker Bowen 2 months ago

    is it bad that i could totally believe that people buy 33 iphones a year?

  • DrakeMarvell
    DrakeMarvell 2 months ago +1

    I actually wonder....who was in that Death costume?

  • Carl Capps
    Carl Capps 3 months ago +1

    As long as humans behave like 🐑 they will be treated as such.

  • Justin Humphreys
    Justin Humphreys 3 months ago

    So much hypocrisy

  • Vicky Camarena
    Vicky Camarena 3 months ago

    Love it!

  • James Baxter
    James Baxter 3 months ago

    Lol fake news

  • Phillip Beckman
    Phillip Beckman 3 months ago

    I can't believe people actually voted for Trump. This is going to 4 years of hell

  • Greg Goodwin
    Greg Goodwin 3 months ago +1

    Colbert sucks. Stick to real comedy. You're addicted to political rhetoric. You're obsessed with your own BS. Okay we get it. You hate Trump. Can we get back to material that doesn't promote your own political views. You are a comedian (you're supposed to be). You are turning into a broken record of trying to be a political analyst. I used to like watching you.

  • Lizzy Kat
    Lizzy Kat 3 months ago

    hey, Stephen Colbert, Obamacare is dead....stop defending it and take out ur mouth from Obama's cock....did you guys freak when Obama said "you can keep your plan, you can keep ur doctor??'" Biggest lie of the century....insurers of O'care dropping like flies premiums through the roof...its totally unaffordable...didn't see any resistance from you!!! you dont speak for us, asshole!!!

  • Bird dog Attebery
    Bird dog Attebery 3 months ago

    Keep your kid on your insurance forever, buy them a house and a car and support there kids too Stephen.

  • Elan Sun Star Photography

    Such humor demands ultra intelligence// Bravo....Bravo

  • Simon Says
    Simon Says 3 months ago

    Bye bye, ACA. "If you like your legacy, you can keep it!" Trump
    I love seeing the screeching, crying liberals!

  • Denverb
    Denverb 3 months ago

    Yea this guy is dying in comedy. It's the same thing every week. "Look at what trump is doing! Here is my joke and punch line! *cheers, laughter and drum set*." Move on Colbert. And the the next week when your writers write you another joke... just... go with it... for applause and cheers...

  • Johnny Murgatroyd
    Johnny Murgatroyd 3 months ago

    There once was a fellow named Trump

    Who tried to ogle the rumps

    Of underdressed minors

    And grab their vaginas

    When he burst in and made them all jump.



    (While in Moscow they all take a dump?)

    (And fuck them with only a stump?)

    (Now the potus they'll all have to pump?)

  • Jerry Little
    Jerry Little 3 months ago

    they say there gonna put the old healthcare before obama care we couldn't afford then might as well just pay for your funneral bill instead of a doctor bill

  • teabaggersblow
    teabaggersblow 3 months ago

    More braindead healthcare provisions from the GOP, all governed by a "barefoot and pregnant" mentality by their own backwoods Southern republican politicians. The caveat is how much money will their states get by being bankrolled by the states with all the good paying jobs and lots of capital. These Southern fucking yahoos have been holding healthcare hostage ever since the Supreme Court allowed states to opt out from implementing Medicaid expansion. Now those same forces want what they always wanted, richer states to pay for them since they can't take care of their own. Insurance prices will go down in these southern states but coverage will suck. All the other states will take care of their own while these heartless southern GOP fucks will be giddy thinking they cut a fat hog in the ass, while they wait for the ink to dry. Fuck a republican.

  • chuy garcia
    chuy garcia 4 months ago

    this guy is funny the way he make trump look is great.

  • War3n P3ac3
    War3n P3ac3 4 months ago

    its sounds to me, that the Republicans likes to replace things that work with things that are stupid then blames somebody else fir it..

  • Clinical Educator1
    Clinical Educator1 4 months ago

    Yes!! We are ALL going to die. Hopefully liberal / Democrat / Communists FIRST!!!

  • WhiteFangofWhoa
    WhiteFangofWhoa 4 months ago

    For those 24 million people, I deeply apologize.
    We didn't vote for him.
    I went to a rally against him.
    We honestly thought that being a proudly confirmed rapist was enough to dash all hopes of anyone's victory.

    I'm sorry.

  • Rosemary Williams
    Rosemary Williams 4 months ago +1

    The fact that he believes that a real poor working class person buys I-Phones should be a crime! I have to deicide to buy apples and avocado or re-order my Adderall every other month! If someone made a statement like that in front of me, I would bitch slap them before saying... "I'm sorry, I'm off my Meds"!

  • Max Maschmann
    Max Maschmann 4 months ago

    Hey we're not all gonna die, I'm sure white collar comedians like you will do absolutely fine.

  • starduck2
    starduck2 4 months ago

    Sorry to said that, but I am SO tired all Colbert does is mock Trump, I mean, everyone hates him.. ok... I don't like the guy either BUT don't you have more to offer than jokes about the same subject OVER and OVER and OVER??

  • Isaac Baranoff
    Isaac Baranoff 4 months ago

    The government should not be involved in healthcare in any way. It should be left to the free market. That is the flaw in the Republicans trying to "replace" Obamacare. They obviously miss the point of why Obamacare doesn't work. They do not oppose Obamacare because it is a immoral front that enslaves doctors to the collective, they oppose Obamacare because it was drafted by Democrats. The Republicans are nihilists -- they stand for and believe in nothing. Therefore, they are no better than the left. Donald Trump is emphatically a socialist.

  • Daniel Ziran-Xu
    Daniel Ziran-Xu 4 months ago

    Kids stay on the parents till they are 26??? Where I came from 13 is considered adult feeding siblings, 18 gets married, 20 have two kids, 26 dropping your son to elementary school. In here, we now live in your mother's basement at 26.

  • Caleb Mitchell
    Caleb Mitchell 4 months ago

    Nice monster temperature forest crew donor

  • Redpoppy
    Redpoppy 4 months ago

    Unfortunately, the Trump supporters I know are the hardcore drone type brainwashed by Fox News falsehoods and open willingness to commit any sin because "America is protected by GOD" nonsense. I am sure every great nation and empire that failed rode those platitudes before they died too.

  • Perry Bird
    Perry Bird 4 months ago

    hope coldbert is the first to go hehe

  • Joe Young
    Joe Young 4 months ago

    Anyone else hear a voice in the background?

  • Jared Rementer
    Jared Rementer 4 months ago

    The Republicans are so bad they have a Republican making fun of their stupidity!

  • Zoicha Uno
    Zoicha Uno 4 months ago

    Excellent!!!!

  • One World Yoga
    One World Yoga 4 months ago

    Much love!

  • kevin haynes
    kevin haynes 4 months ago

    I could remember a time I liked Obama more than McCain, best president I ever known. Obama was the best.

  • Judy
    Judy 4 months ago

    Funny thing is that he actually points at the bigger pile (democrats') when saying "this is government" and to the smaller ("this is us") while saying "this is not" :D haha

  • Daz555Daz
    Daz555Daz 4 months ago

    US healthcare/Trump shambles is a timely reminder to all Britons to fight the Tories' efforts to dismantle the NHS.

  • Konstantin Waldorf
    Konstantin Waldorf 4 months ago

    for some people hearing the phrase ,,Weeping Angel" may ring a bell (Whovians unite)
    Better question is, why chose the CIA to name this programm this? A programm that follows you evrywere, you cannot escape from. I will explain what this weeping angel thing is if anyone is interested.

    also, that burn tho: 20 M less people than obama? sounds like Trumps inaugeration.

    Sry for bad english, I'm from Germany

  • dra6o0n
    dra6o0n 4 months ago

    9:55 that woman behind trump has a face saying "Please kill me and get this over with..."

  • Nicole Teo
    Nicole Teo 4 months ago

    I'm sorry I'm sorry i don't understand, why did sean spicer say this is government on the democrats pile?

  • Zachary Hellman
    Zachary Hellman 4 months ago

    Who's your favorite clown!?

  • Larry Green
    Larry Green 4 months ago

    Well with ACA we're all going to starve. Choose pay insurance or live in a house.

  • Erick Estrada
    Erick Estrada 4 months ago +1

    Hi Yaaa, Who's your favorite clown 😂😂😂😂😂

  • gjrp 57ee
    gjrp 57ee 4 months ago

    Trump's sea of love at his inauguration: 250.000 His second sea of love 9.000 His latest sea of love 1000. Even the deplorables are getting bored by his craziness

  • Dylan Chester
    Dylan Chester 5 months ago

    Colbert has no chill.

  • Margo Romero
    Margo Romero 5 months ago

    I Love you SC!

  • sheri M
    sheri M 5 months ago

    watches TV in the nude? lol funny

  • Keith D. Jones
    Keith D. Jones 5 months ago

    "The full tandoori..."

  • Don Post
    Don Post 5 months ago +3

    Chaffetz is a piss ant.

  • alex lopes
    alex lopes 5 months ago

    thats the proof bullet points is required for BS President.

  • nasinka 62
    nasinka 62 5 months ago

    For The Very first time, my husband and I are watching You, and we are Thrilled by Your overall performance, but, The only thing we disliked was Your joke about Less Fortunate People than, You Guys !!! With great admiration, we are becoming, Your Faithful viewvers ! We are very thankful to Dear God, that the two of us found someone whose humor is, look a like. Thank You

    • John Jarou
      John Jarou 5 months ago

      megarational        agreed!    his slogan should be:    "MAKE AMERICA CORRUPT AGAIN!"


    • Megarational
      Megarational 5 months ago

      Trump is the most corrupt President ever. Just take a look at the Trump University scandal, it it tells how he works. All past partners of Trump say how abusive and sharky he is. He has a trail of swindling, stiffing contractors, and racketeering that goes back in History to his granpa, who was a pimp! to his father who detoured Government Housing money to his pocket, to Trump who polluted large lots in South Carolina and the refused to clean the areas.


  • Paddiemae
    Paddiemae 5 months ago

    Someone in the CIA watches Doctor Who--"weeping angels" :D

  • Adam Soph
    Adam Soph 5 months ago

    The wiki leaks docs do not say they have those programs, they say they were EXPLORING the idea of those programs.

  • djalexia
    djalexia 5 months ago

    The greatest "Replace-ment" for Late Nite Show. LOVE Stephen Colrbert...He's awesome!

  • happyjellyfish
    happyjellyfish 5 months ago +1

    I wish they would take the pianist's mic away. He's unfunny and distracting and just ruins the pacing of every single joke he gibbers over.

  • FirestoneX
    FirestoneX 5 months ago

    Death wouldn't like the plan. He'd just have to work more.

  • Antony Irvine
    Antony Irvine 5 months ago

    Very, very funny. Genius.

  • Lara Neves
    Lara Neves 5 months ago +1

    What kind of illiterate idiot do you have to be, to use the "our bill has less pages than yours" as an argument that your bill is better. What a joke...

  • phil chung
    phil chung 5 months ago

    "A portrait of Hillary Clinton was spotted behind President Trump as he surprised and greeted tourists at the White House." THIS IS NOT FAKE NEWS. Talk about egg on Trumps face! Perhaps it is like that ancestral portrait in the family living room, and a ghost that will forever haunt him because of his ill ways.

  • phil chung
    phil chung 5 months ago

    sock it to those CROOKS at this White House administration

  • Ciara Bradley
    Ciara Bradley 5 months ago

    I bet everynight Sean Spicer stands in front of his mirror, nude- Weeping as he tells himself. shorter is better.

  • Prayas Arya
    Prayas Arya 5 months ago

    I am Indian and I support Trump.....ur media is paid....U do not care about ur country.. U people need diagnosis of sicularism

  • XalphYT
    XalphYT 5 months ago

    Careful Colbert, if you turn any harder to the left you're going to pop out the other side as a Right-Wing Pundit.

  • Lisa Lahr
    Lisa Lahr 5 months ago

    Jason Chaafetz, The Clueless Conman

  • Jacob Bielski
    Jacob Bielski 5 months ago

    24 Million People. Let that number sink in, 24,000,000.

    If 10% are driven bankrupt by seeking healthcare that's 2,400,000

    If 1% of this number isn't able to pay for lifesaving treatment, that's a death toll of 240,000.

    How can you defend that kind of barbarity? What purpose does it serve? Why do this to people?

    And finally: Do you honestly think you'll get away with it?

  • Chris Snyder
    Chris Snyder 5 months ago

    Can't believe DT didn't have HRC's portrait burned, along with her hubbies'.

  • Chris Snyder
    Chris Snyder 5 months ago

    Better is one page plan that says "Medicare for all!" but we know congress is not going to do that.

  • jason babcock
    jason babcock 5 months ago

    they totally said they are not government, why the fuck are they there again

    • jason babcock
      jason babcock 5 months ago

      im not human anymore, i am whatever the fuck i want to be at any point of time whenever i feel like.


  • DecaSpace
    DecaSpace 5 months ago

    8:05 But did anyone notice that Stephen has a nice butt ?

  • Kevin Hinojosa
    Kevin Hinojosa 5 months ago

    @:57
    illuminati voices confirmed

  • Dylan Chester
    Dylan Chester 5 months ago

    This title kinda sums up our government.

  • Nathaniel Cromartie
    Nathaniel Cromartie 5 months ago

    Wrong, little Stevie Snowflake. The only one going to die is YOU! --- from chronic tantrum-throwing and pants-wetting. The only thing that can save you is your acceptance that you and your hideous candidate LOSt the election!

  • nahor88
    nahor88 5 months ago

    The grim reaper dancing for some reason reminded me of the horse on Craig Ferguson.

  • jabs69
    jabs69 5 months ago

    Stephen will die from suffocation via Globalist bukakke session.

  • Ángel Manuel Ortiz Mendoza

    really weeping Angel doctor who LoL

  • SIMON GORDON
    SIMON GORDON 5 months ago

    thank god we have the NHS here in the UK. IT MAY NOT BE PERFECT BUT EVERYONE IS COVERED

  • GardeBlaze
    GardeBlaze 5 months ago

    The government is using Weeping Angels to spy on us? Quick, somebody call The Doctor!

  • Stephen Garford
    Stephen Garford 5 months ago

    In a way, it is hard not to feel sorry for Sean Spicer, as demonstrated at min. 6:10 with the slim-form AHCA. In my experience, US legislation is typically very longwinded (as apparent from it taking 6 whole pages to disqualify lottery winners). A glimpse I had of the first couple of pages showed that the draftsman had taken a shortcut, by simply cross-referencing to parts of the ACA, not fully spelling out the changes - so one must refer to a library of older legislation to understand the point.
    So claiming credit for brevity seems very much like our old friend "fake news": on the other hand, perhaps Spice did mesn "this is not government"....... You decide.

  • Dark Light
    Dark Light 5 months ago

    fake news

  • Abeba Beyene
    Abeba Beyene 5 months ago +1

    Trump and his followers are simply Idiots....

  • Davehere68
    Davehere68 5 months ago

    Don't talk for people that are not in your elite world of being able to afford the best care..  You are an entertainer so entertain and STFU! with real peoples problems... You have NO IDEA!

  • ngazoncrack
    ngazoncrack 5 months ago

    why is there no 1080p quality? wtf colbert

  • Steven Torrey
    Steven Torrey 5 months ago

    The monster who ate kids visiting the White House!

  • Captain Jaffar /Louis Montgelas/

    I was eating spaghetti and nearly choked on em because of the jokes :D

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