Monologue: Constant Covfefe | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)


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Comments: 2 064

  • Mckenzie Lewis
    Mckenzie Lewis 9 days ago

    BILL RUN FOR OFFICE!!!! we ARE WITH YOU!!!!!

  • iH8chu
    iH8chu 16 days ago

    The most infamous butt-tweet ever.

  • D Hertsens
    D Hertsens 18 days ago

    We don't laugh at the Americans. We laugh at their current president. Though we do wonder what the fuck possessed you guys to nominate Trump and have Hillary as a counterpart. I mean how shit have you got to be to lose to Trump? Why wasn't Sanders on the ticket?

  • bru beck
    bru beck 27 days ago

    I assumed the Jared Kushner was a lip-reading deaf mute because he was always photographed staring intently at whoever was speaking. The deaf mute part was a given. And the part where his father-in-law gave him so much responsibility was trump's recognition of Jared's being some kind of idiot savant. Much like Peter Seller's role of Chauncy Gardner in "Being There".

  • Kim
    Kim 29 days ago

    I'm starting to worry if those advisers are actually just noises inside of his head...

  • The Ultimate Reductionist

    Forcing mass murder onto the world by forcing fossil fuel addiction onto a nation is treason and a crime against humanity and needs to be dealt with a severity a trillion times greater than all the insignificant claims of "treason" by the FBI or NSA against Edward Snowden or Julian Assange or Chelsea Manning. That means the Republican terrorist organization and its members need to be gunned down & killed. FUCK political correctness from the right. FUCK bleeding heart conservatives who care ONLY about the status quo & making oil/coal/gas/meat companies rich.

  • Hunter Williams
    Hunter Williams 1 month ago

    "Google, Apple, and the Vatican. That's the axis of virgins."

  • ArisCarroll
    ArisCarroll 1 month ago

    oh yes bill we are laughing at you. true we laugh more at trump but you as a nation are the ones that elected him so yeah its going to take decades until we can take you seriously again unless of course you threaten us with your dick wave contest military

  • Sabrina Carmelotes
    Sabrina Carmelotes 1 month ago

    does Bill smoke pot?

  • Albert Guilmont
    Albert Guilmont 1 month ago

    What...
    the fuck...
    is...
    COVFEEEE-FEEEE...!?

  • T Newman
    T Newman 1 month ago

    and this loser is still on the air because.......oh, yes , pathetic leftists in charge of media.

  • Jonathan Hanemann
    Jonathan Hanemann 1 month ago

    We memed the FUCK out of Covfefe and turned it to our advantage within an hour of it happening. The left SUUUCKS at alternative media.  LOL!!!!

  • Edna Epstein
    Edna Epstein 1 month ago

    He must must meant Kurfeful (sp?)

  • jr007r1
    jr007r1 1 month ago

    Wasn't he fired??

  • Akash Bhatia
    Akash Bhatia 1 month ago

    whats a watling outhouse?

  • JN VuC
    JN VuC 1 month ago +1

    Tell me something bill, are you earning less money since Trump is president? Can you find essential food in the supermarkets? Can you find essential medicine? Is the Canadian dollar the new world's currency measure? (with al due respect to Canada)

    • JN VuC
      JN VuC 1 month ago

      Are people trying to escape from USA? Because it seems to me that there some academic institutions with up to 28% of the student population are F1 visa students...


  • marc dorfner
    marc dorfner 1 month ago

    He didn't want to let the world knew his true feelings about press cove-rage. Co-ve -RAGE.

  • Scott Anderson
    Scott Anderson 1 month ago

    "You waddling outhouse!" Gahd Dayum

  • genyhel
    genyhel 1 month ago

    Russia is laughing right now. Their plans worksssss. America is fck up.

  • Preview43
    Preview43 1 month ago

    COVFEFE - Crates Of Vodka For Everyone Friday Evening

  • E D
    E D 1 month ago +1

    Good job President Trump. The "Paris Climate Accord" was nothing. A non-binding agreement about nothing. HA!!

  • Guy North
    Guy North 1 month ago

    You foolish "thumbs down" you haven't a clue of just how ignorant you trull are! Ignorant is bliss, I've heard.

  • song4night
    song4night 1 month ago

    niggers have no pride

  • Timetryp
    Timetryp 1 month ago

    You still the "house nigger"?

  • Yassin Abdi
    Yassin Abdi 1 month ago

    I always love you my dearest 👼🙏🕊✌ atheist of them all 💜😘🌞🐺 Ah-woo right back at you sweetie xoxo 💜
    #bring ur A game cause Ice-Cube won't hold back
    & one more thing: make the freaking federal legalize marijuana on all 50 States! be blessed now & as my goddess/ Queen Rupaul puts it:" don't fuck it up!"lol😄V

  • Hagan Kelley
    Hagan Kelley 1 month ago

    Racist Bill Maher should be off the air long ago - F HBO ,..cancel it !

  • Josh Mcginnis
    Josh Mcginnis 1 month ago

    Either trump passed out or he's just trolling

  • Josh Mcginnis
    Josh Mcginnis 1 month ago

    Either trump passed out or he's just trolling

  • George Kovacs
    George Kovacs 1 month ago

    "That's when we thought that Dad shouldn't be on his own!" Covfefe!

  • Mick Wrinkles
    Mick Wrinkles 1 month ago

    Muhahaha, "you waddling outhouse".

  • david salter
    david salter 1 month ago

    I love Bill Maher to pieces this is priceless!

  • Hypnotic
    Hypnotic 1 month ago

    I think he meant to say coffee

  • Keki Zeki
    Keki Zeki 1 month ago

    Show us the N word, we want to see the N word!

  • Viren vs
    Viren vs 1 month ago

    SAVAGE !!! 😂😂

  • Maria Yout
    Maria Yout 1 month ago

    Covfefe was suppose to be "media coverage" but his pussy grabbing hands typed it wrong XD

  • Fred Funk
    Fred Funk 1 month ago

    No.... we were laughing at you. You (the US) elected this buffoon and even if you didn't personally cast a ballot for him, you live in a country which has been going downhill for years to the point that a reality star playboy buffoon is your pick for president.
    Your country is a joke.
    Now instead of doing your usual moaning, get off your asses and do something about it!

  • crazykubla
    crazykubla 1 month ago

    Shouldn't the fact that North Korea signed on be a red flag?

  • gordon Freeman
    gordon Freeman 1 month ago

    lol, such a house nigger

  • Larry Byrd
    Larry Byrd 1 month ago

    Where's Jack Bauer when we need him?

  • henkman00
    henkman00 1 month ago

    maybe covfeffe works the same as Mr. Mxyplyzyk. if you get him to say his name backwards he disappears back to his home dimension.

  • karmatakoda
    karmatakoda 1 month ago

    "You waddling outhouse" 🤣

  • San Diego
    San Diego 1 month ago

    "and they all came to the same collusion" - lmao

  • Rene Zar
    Rene Zar 1 month ago

    Trump just covfefe another libtard one more time!! Just make them cry one more time!!! again and again and again!! Maher, do you still expended $5000 to masturbate yourself, you F-ing idiot!!

  • EagerBeaver2218
    EagerBeaver2218 1 month ago

    United States vs Covfefe

  • CS Cannon
    CS Cannon 1 month ago

    this jerk wouldn't know subliminal neutrality if it assisted him as the load bearing statue for the leftist. freedom of expression makes this country great but Bill M. is just a biased liberal cheerleader.

  • FCC CANADA
    FCC CANADA 1 month ago

    Monologue: Constant Covfefe | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

  • Mike Walsh
    Mike Walsh 1 month ago

    Bill IS the House Nigger!!!

  • Juls
    Juls 1 month ago +1

    There's a guy down my window screaming "Yo, I'm American you fuckers, we'll get you, we have Trump...I'm American...Trump, we'll get you!" over and over again.
    That's why I'm watching youtube at 5 am probably. I live in western Europe, btw.
    Ok, the planet has an expiration date, but let me sleep you fuckers.

  • Calder Wishne
    Calder Wishne 1 month ago

    I bet he was trying to type "coverage".

  • Howard Atkinson
    Howard Atkinson 1 month ago +1

    Ha ha ha ha ! Trump is a bad man !  He invented a new word! "Confefe"! My "YouTube spelling bee"  even said!  "What the Fuck" ??1  In

  • Bracketville August
    Bracketville August 1 month ago +1

    Bill I still love you, no harm done. it was a joke, people need to move forward. you did apologize. no firing, damn people need to get life

  • al1nonly
    al1nonly 1 month ago +1

    for him covfefe also means he is a house nigga. oh I love how the mighty fall. the IGNORANCE of this man.

  • Scott B
    Scott B 1 month ago

    Dumb as a rock. I used to go to his live shows a couple years ago. Had to give up on him. Blind support for Hillary - geesh.

  • killbotone
    killbotone 1 month ago

    Using the term Nigger is covfefe.

  • kaptainkooleio
    kaptainkooleio 1 month ago

    He Truly is a house nigga

  • Erick Olea
    Erick Olea 1 month ago

    Starbucks new coffe with orange top...

  • Andreas Klimmer
    Andreas Klimmer 1 month ago

    are we sure this guy will not snap one day from the constant mocking and hatred towards him?
    it's one thing when a teenager runs amok, but Trump has the launch codes..

  • HFFCANADA
    HFFCANADA 1 month ago

    If the president can get away with sexually harassing woman as well as touching them inappropriately in addition to his acts of treason bills apolagy should be taken and we should move on how are comedians being held to higher standards than even the president.

  • Jason Lopez
    Jason Lopez 1 month ago

    Bill Maher turns out to be a racist himself. People are growing tired of hypocrites.

  • John Doe
    John Doe 1 month ago

    *GET BACK IN THE HOUSE AND SWEEP CU MASSA COMIN*

  • Zack Birkho
    Zack Birkho 1 month ago

    If Donald Trump the american president is a clown 'as you say', what that make you?!

  • Michael Smith
    Michael Smith 1 month ago

    Trump was just taking a line of Covfefe, sorry coke, when he was tweeting. What's the big deal?

  • Joey Bananas
    Joey Bananas 1 month ago

    Twitter followers does not mean they support u or like u especially when u can purchase 2.2million followers

  • La Judía Jodona
    La Judía Jodona 1 month ago +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 🏆 🏆 🏆 ¡¡¡EXCELLENT!!!

  • Nils K
    Nils K 1 month ago +1

    I wish the other world leaders would finally step up and call that idiot of a president donald trump what he is...why are the other leaders still so nice to that big fat liar? I don't get it...

  • Divyashree Rao
    Divyashree Rao 1 month ago

    The reason Trump grabs women by their pussies is because he can't grab his wife by her hand.

  • Anna
    Anna 1 month ago

    Another Ashkenazi- Hungarian Psychopath!

  • Sunshine Overturf
    Sunshine Overturf 1 month ago

    "You waddling outhouse... they were laughing at you!"

  • xxxRadarxxx
    xxxRadarxxx 1 month ago

    The covfefe is about to hit the fan!

  • Nico By
    Nico By 1 month ago

    There's my house nigger ;)

  • Clubland Exrcixe
    Clubland Exrcixe 1 month ago +1

    Trump's last incoherent "covfefe tweet" made clear -- he was simply creating his list of non-accomplishments and despicable attributes:  C -- Conman - O -- Orange Olgre  V -- Vile & Vulgar  F -- Failure  E -- Evil  F-- Fool  E -- Enemy within America's own borders.

  • gloria contreras
    gloria contreras 1 month ago +1

    There has been much controversy regarding what is or may be a racial slur. He made an error in his dialog. Trump makes dozens a day. Yet his ratings may go down, but Trump continues as President and escape impeachment. What are we waiting for we're losing allies. America first! I don't think so. Losing our allies will weaken us where we stand alone and Russia and North Korea can attack us with noone to help. Mr. Trump needs to grow up. We should be America first. Keep us safe with our allies, Paris agreement thinking before he tweets. Can congress request a competency review

  • Arman A
    Arman A 1 month ago

    خیلی باحالی بیل مار

  • Exposing the Darkness with the Light of Truth

    *HBO’S Depraved Bill Maher and his unprincipled remarks are slanderous to all Americans and must be fired!!*
      *AMERICA IS FED UP WITH THIS HEMORRHOID!!*
    *WE WILL CONTINUE TO BOYCOTT HBO AND ALL THEIR SPONSORS IN ANY OF HBO'S PROGRAMING!!*

  • Sharon Gersowsky
    Sharon Gersowsky 1 month ago +1

    our sparrows can't talk cos they're too busy coughing

  • Arvid Atsinch
    Arvid Atsinch 1 month ago

    I wanna be a Jew like bill Maher so I can say nigger whenever I want with no consequences.

  • phuck ewe
    phuck ewe 1 month ago

    I agree with the sparrow.
    What does BM know anyway. He's just a house nigger.

  • Jim Bridson
    Jim Bridson 1 month ago

    Can I say something. Rump's insult to the Mayor of London reminds me of how ashamed I am to be an American right now. I've even stopped watching the late show comedians making fun of him because laughing at his sub-human antics somehow legitimizes him. I find nothing about him and the place he's put America in the world amusing.

  • cold45acp
    cold45acp 1 month ago

    Fuck the Paris agreement.

  • Tha Alqarnayn
    Tha Alqarnayn 1 month ago

    Aren't all atheists Jews and all Jews are atheists. Incest liberals are nwhores pagans

  • balsaks metal jaws
    balsaks metal jaws 1 month ago

    trump went Nell on the media

  • jzizzles
    jzizzles 1 month ago

    Do you guys even know what covfefe means in Prison? lol

  • jnyfumare
    jnyfumare 1 month ago +1

    GET THIS GUY OFF THE AIR

  • copymylink
    copymylink 1 month ago

    Stupid old man.

  • Black Unity NOW
    Black Unity NOW 1 month ago

    I and 20 of my family members have cancelled our HBO subscriptions and will not be renewed unless the house "N" Bill Maher is fired. Not only was his comment disgusting but his remarks pertaining to murdered blacks to Cornell West also were unacceptable. Goodbye Bill FOREVER!

  • Mists & Shadows
    Mists & Shadows 1 month ago

    There is no reason to use private companies pushing Global Corporate Socialism is not a good example to use in selling an idea which will destroy nations while making the elites ever richer and more distant from the U.S..Germany has abandoned nuclear power for coal.  Maybe we should be grateful, given that they will be a German minority, Muslim majority nation in the key 24-35 demographic that has 2 wives and 8 kids by about 2020.  Still, if you cannot get past generating electricity with the most efficient form of non-greenhouse polluting, CO2 free, power that there is (power which is there when the wind doesn't blow and the sun doesn't shine which is a remarkably large percentage of the time in Central Europe) you shouldn't use shills like Bill Potty Mouth Maher to stand in for AFFORDABLE climate change moderating programs.Here are a few that come to mind for me:1.  How about less costly transport?Cars cost people about 8,896 dollars a year.  You could lease fleets of auto-drive Teslas for about half that as part of a Covenant Controlled system of chauffeur driven comfort on your commute.  Big Auto would LOVE to help the U.S. do something like this, because it would mean block buys of standardized automobiles.  When normally (90% of a day) that precious car you cling to as a status symbol is sitting at home or in a work parking lot, you could send these autodrive vehicles out to pay their way as .50 per mile taxis.2.  Tax Shelters For Everyone!If you get into a carpool with three other people, your commute congestion just got cut by 2/3rds.  If you convince companies to code their people's work product by who has to be in-office or across the country in another office for them to be FUNCTIONALLY USEFUL, you can start to shift-in people on an 8-3, 9-4, 10-6 basis.  This is going to be one way to help save the crashing U.S. birthrates as finally family oriented women can get home to meet the kids.  And it's going to cut commutes by a third again because if you ONLY ALLOW cars with three people and a transit time window of one hour onto the major highways, you can change your gridlock from 20mph average speeds to 60mph average speeds.3.  Reinvest in rail.  Ton mile to Ton mile, a train has something like 281 BTUs vs. an airplane's 21,000.  Which is why a train can move a 100 car train weighing some 18,000 tons with 1,200 tons of payload for 5,000 gallons of fuel whereas a 767 carries 200 people with a combined meat+baggage weight of about 20 tons with *TWENTY TWO THOUSAND GALLONS* of fuel.Obviously, you're going to have to plan on a 2-3 day trip to reach Grandmas for Thanksgiving but if your ticket is 100 bucks instead of 500 and they serve you 9 decent meals instead of dried crackers and mini soda pops for 5 bucks each, maybe the extra leg room, real beds to sleep in and no altitude sickness might be worth it?CONCLUSION:Bill Maher is playing Big Think as Confirmation Bias.  As though companies which exist to profit from giving the least possible quality product or service for the greatest profit somehow 'know better than you'.  This kind of bandwagon popularism is exactly what he criticizes in President Trump and the fact that he claims to be a smart man makes it all the more obvious what a thintelligent moron and mouthpiece for Corporate Agendas he is.Americans know better.  We have always been in favor of graduated change in our own direction and at our own pace rather than herd-mind followerism as a cover for competing economic and social engineering agendas.You give us some choices and we will make them.  You TELL US that we are stupid because we choose not to follow the global horde with all their Failed State, R-Breeding, 85IQ overpopulation, and we will TELL YOU, exactly which hole to stick your snidely supercilious attitudes up.Preferably sideways so that it really hurts.There are many things Americans could learn to do which would radically lower our foreign dependencies on oil and reduce our contribution to global emissions.  Not one of them requires us to sign our lives and happiness away to the envy of the planet in pulling us down to their level of social backwardness.

  • Wayne Jones
    Wayne Jones 1 month ago

    it's redneck language

  • Mikhail Slye
    Mikhail Slye 1 month ago

    Well you fucked up

    • Mikhail Slye
      Mikhail Slye 1 month ago

      Someone's true colors always come to light


  • Bryochemical Intuition

    Racist piece of shit! FIRE BILL racist

  • NorthsideRasta Rogers
    NorthsideRasta Rogers 1 month ago

  • NorthsideRasta Rogers
    NorthsideRasta Rogers 1 month ago

    If anything is stale its draft evaders Nugent & Cheney....skilled practitioners of covers.

  • OverthereLook
    OverthereLook 1 month ago

    They already have Covfefe T-shirts!! The fuck?!

  • Misterpolytech
    Misterpolytech 1 month ago

    HeY, Looky deah! It's Nigguh Bill, ow House Nigguh!
    Heay deh Bill, wyanchu bring us summa dem mint Julips, an a couple o cuban ceegars; while you at it!

  • Kenneth Hoskins
    Kenneth Hoskins 1 month ago

    Trump's hair is looking awfully white.  Must be time for another "pee-pee" treatment.

  • Oksana
    Oksana 1 month ago

    mr trump, you are fuking moron!!!! Sincerely, the earth.

  • Ken Mackay
    Ken Mackay 1 month ago

    what about when the dumb ass Obama said 52 states !

  • James Tower
    James Tower 1 month ago

    Or a homer like slick willy maher who uses the "N" word. Don't think for a second he does not use it all the time like the piece of $h!+ communist he is!

  • JesusLeads TrumpsArmy
    JesusLeads TrumpsArmy 1 month ago

    Bill maher=racism and Isis

  • JesusLeads TrumpsArmy
    JesusLeads TrumpsArmy 1 month ago

    Bill maher=Isis

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