Birds: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Web Exclusive)

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Comments: 3 735

  • Milena Đ.
    Milena Đ. 2 days ago

    Geese have teeth in their tongue. It's true. Look it up.

  • blanket blanket
    blanket blanket 7 days ago

    ostrich War

  • Mohammed Salah
    Mohammed Salah 7 days ago

    I just watched John Oliver roasting birds for a straight 3 minutes...

  • I'm
    I'm 14 days ago

    1:45 sexy bird

  • Kristy M
    Kristy M 21 day ago

    My Quaker parrot squawked through the entire video, as if she was cursing him back xD

  • Victoria Walton
    Victoria Walton Month ago +2

    Anyone else notice that the length of the video is the first few digits of pie or am I just too nerdy?

  • Bradley Ogilvie
    Bradley Ogilvie Month ago +1

    And now he has been cast as a bird. How's that for irony?

  • PogoBox
    PogoBox Month ago +2

    How did a man who hates birds so much get cast to play a CGI one in the Lion King remake?

  • Milton Smith
    Milton Smith Month ago

    I am getting passenger pigeon vibes.

  • Thoughts And feels
    Thoughts And feels Month ago


  • Thoughts And feels
    Thoughts And feels Month ago

    He just roasted birds for 4 minutes

  • Thoughts And feels
    Thoughts And feels Month ago

    A very important topic "birds"

  • LegendaryT
    LegendaryT Month ago

    I didnt get the "everything they needed was inside them the whole time joke". Can someone explain?

  • Smileandwavelol
    Smileandwavelol Month ago

    As a person who has a parrot and loves birds I laughed my ass off at this segment.

  • fl00fydragon
    fl00fydragon Month ago

    also theese sky mice are the source of 60-70 % of diseases we got from animals

    some of witch are deadly

    especially theese bullshit troglodyte holyer that thou pidgeons that got a free pass because theese homing disease carrying shit eaters somehow managed to become a sacred symbol by a major religion

  • gill426
    gill426 Month ago

    What the fuck is his problem though? You can be upset all you want but being so rude and bullying towards any part of creation, any part of life is just a very bad trait in a person.

  • Tracy Hughes
    Tracy Hughes Month ago

    do one on bats.... we need them and theyre dying!!

  • I can not wait!
    I can not wait! 2 months ago

    John is a birdsist

  • BothGabor
    BothGabor 2 months ago

    He really missed an opportunity for a "you are on thin ice" joke with the penguins.

  • Richie Rich
    Richie Rich 2 months ago

    What does John Oliver has against birds?

  • Zane Henderson
    Zane Henderson 2 months ago

    Ya egg swole boi

  • Anna Nimmous
    Anna Nimmous 2 months ago

    Why are the f-words censored out when it's web exclusive?

  • Kevin Torres
    Kevin Torres 2 months ago


  • Sean Albro
    Sean Albro 3 months ago

    birds are obviously not watching Last Week Tonight, he should've used Twitter to send his message of bird hate, that's where all the birds go to tweet

  • my profile pic is a close up of my penis

    fuck you parrots nothing you say is original.
    fuck you ostriches you are all cowards sticking your heads in the ground.

  • John Adams
    John Adams 3 months ago

    This never gets old. Ever. I fucking love you John Olivier lmfao

  • Joris R
    Joris R 3 months ago

    Linux user confirmed.

  • Fastidious Curious
    Fastidious Curious 3 months ago

    not "sky mice" lol

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  • Ellen Roberts
    Ellen Roberts 3 months ago

    I hate it when I go to the park and there's geese shit everywhere! It's disgusting! Where is a coyote when you need one?

  • Jack Ding
    Jack Ding 3 months ago

    In Bird Culture, this is considered a dick move.

  • backpackjoe
    backpackjoe 3 months ago +2

    I like birds :(

  • maistromann
    maistromann 4 months ago

    My grandfather died from bird flu. Fuck you birds

  • Collin McLean
    Collin McLean 4 months ago

    He roasted those birds worse than Colonel Sanders

  • mechtim
    mechtim 4 months ago

    I bet this won't make it to the show but you look like you are a cross between joan rivers and a lizard man if they had a baby but you are funny and make me laugh

  • Darcy Sweet
    Darcy Sweet 4 months ago

    J F-ing C I love this guy! He summed up my entire grievance list of birds in one clip. Never change, Mr. Oliver.

  • bigmus8285able
    bigmus8285able 4 months ago

    Android 16 would hate this segment #teamfourstar

  • Patricia A
    Patricia A 4 months ago

    I love you Penguins!

  • Brendon Tan
    Brendon Tan 4 months ago

    Something tells me John here has had a history with birds. What was it Oliver? Were you once given a surprise colonoscopy by a hummingbird? Were you once kicked in the ass by an Ostrich? The a Pelican steal your kid?

  • TheWarburner
    TheWarburner 4 months ago


  • amrita sarkar
    amrita sarkar 4 months ago

    nooo why John. birds are soo good

  • Mi・ミシェル・미셸 D.

    i appreciate his argument against parrots 😅

  • Waffletigercat
    Waffletigercat 4 months ago

    Liked for appreciating penguins.

  • Alonzo Aldaba
    Alonzo Aldaba 4 months ago

    5K birds disliked this video

  • Collapze
    Collapze 4 months ago

    The amount of times his car must've been shat on by now...

  • mister smith
    mister smith 5 months ago

    Trump won and John Oliver is still taking it in the back door.

  • M'n'M'n'M
    M'n'M'n'M 5 months ago +1

    Thank you John Oliver. I was watching the video and I nearly got a detention for being on my iPad. The teacher knew who you were and he gave me only a warning.

  • viddork
    viddork 5 months ago

    I have to take issue with giving penguins a pass --- if you've ever been downwind of where they hang out, you know that their habitat reeks powerfully of low tide and old seafood. It's utterly unforgivable.

  • IB_M1
    IB_M1 5 months ago


  • Annie Thrash
    Annie Thrash 5 months ago +1

    John, being the rat faced bastard that he is, would definitely hate birds of prey

  • V D
    V D 5 months ago

    R.I.P Birds

  • Jamie Golembewski
    Jamie Golembewski 5 months ago +1

    why is he saying f**k you birds

  • usaid alfatih
    usaid alfatih 5 months ago +1

    So much self-loathing from Mr. Oliver.

  • Maximiliano Luera
    Maximiliano Luera 5 months ago +1

    How did he say all this with a straight face

  • Amy Fake
    Amy Fake 5 months ago

    why the hell is he saying f**k you seabirds

  • Amy Fake
    Amy Fake 5 months ago

    ha ha i like when he said f**k you birds

  • Anisa Mazaki
    Anisa Mazaki 6 months ago

    Wtf John? It's just birds - some of them which you or other people eat (eg ducks). If you're so angry and jealous of them migrating to the Tropics where I live, then why don't you book a trip via plane, and migrate with them? If not, then shut the fuck up and enjoy having solid frozen balls, cuz as far as I'm concerned, you made a Choice to stay in the US (or England), every time Winter comes around.

  • kyle m
    kyle m 6 months ago +1

    This isnt on the web exclusive playlist. Someone isn't doing their job.

  • Joe Schlesinger
    Joe Schlesinger 6 months ago

    An entire episode on birds and yet you missed the one bird-related topic that deserves exposure more than any other: The Great Emu War, and before you write this off as some kind of nonsense, this was a REAL THING. In November 1932, not only did Australian ex-soldiers, along with British veterans, face off against emus, said emus WON.

  • Örlogskapten
    Örlogskapten 6 months ago

    Sorry John, but pterodactyls aren't dinosaurs. Your still lovely though <3

  • ShockScream
    ShockScream 6 months ago +1

    Yay! go penguins,

  • Jimmy Catalina
    Jimmy Catalina 6 months ago

    John, John, John... You only wish that you could be as beautiful and amazing as a hummingbird. Such disrespect. Shame on you.

  • oopsy444
    oopsy444 6 months ago +2

    says penguins are fine but then hates ostriches since they can't fly
    penguins: what the duck john.

  • Kris10
    Kris10 6 months ago

    Ok he clearly hates birds, it's reptiles he likes

  • Jonathan Sim: Magic
    Jonathan Sim: Magic 6 months ago

    John said, in his words, that he looks like a nearsighted parrot who works at the bank. And he kind of does, tbh.

  • Haroun Bensaadi
    Haroun Bensaadi 7 months ago +1

    I can't stop imagining aliens laughing at us as the human being getting totally fucked up by innocent birds

  • Junkmop_
    Junkmop_ 7 months ago


  • YuKi Mekishiko
    YuKi Mekishiko 7 months ago

    When are you coming baaaaaaaaack?

  • Kyle Baryonyx
    Kyle Baryonyx 7 months ago

    Did you know that an unfertilized ostrich egg is a single cell?

  • Madison Amorim
    Madison Amorim 7 months ago

    "Basically every human being talks, and I hate most of them!" gotta be one of my favourite lines out there.

  • King
    King 7 months ago

    John Oliver you are suppose to like Parrots because you kinda look like one.

  • flightMC
    flightMC 8 months ago

    who else remembers when john was on youtube rewind in 2015?

  • Natsu Dragneel16
    Natsu Dragneel16 8 months ago

    He doesn't really hate birds, because without birds there would be an increase of insects and the ecosystem would be out of control. 😊

  • Mark Smith
    Mark Smith 8 months ago

    Damn, he was roasting those birds up

  • SilverDeathLord
    SilverDeathLord 8 months ago

    i like crows :)

  • KinkyPinkFemboiAlex
    KinkyPinkFemboiAlex 8 months ago


  • theplaceofpeace
    theplaceofpeace 8 months ago

    Somehow this isn't funny this week.... since the 10,000 geese died. :(

  • Alexzander Castillo
    Alexzander Castillo 8 months ago

    meanwhile ducks have corkscrew dicks and corkscrew vaginas

  • Ricky A2S007TL8Y
    Ricky A2S007TL8Y 8 months ago

    nobody fucks with penguins

  • Ali Avi
    Ali Avi 8 months ago

    seriously one of the most hilarious things in life!

  • Christina Tuma
    Christina Tuma 8 months ago

    hey John swallower?
    Did you ever right that check for Trumps campaign!
    lmao hows crow taste dirt bag of the highest order.

  • PepetheFrogHere
    PepetheFrogHere 9 months ago +1

    Web exclusive, some retarded, pointless 3 minute video to make us YouTube viewers fell like HBO cares

  • Sarah Souser
    Sarah Souser 9 months ago

    Is it just me or does John Oliver look like Mr. Bean?

  • Nic Page
    Nic Page 9 months ago

    This is basically this channels version of shitposting

  • PidermanChloe12
    PidermanChloe12 9 months ago

    what did I as an ostrich ever do to you, John?? jesus christ

  • Miss Tessa Marie
    Miss Tessa Marie 9 months ago

    Oh my god..that was hilarious!!! Absolutely love him!

  • Bloop Bloop
    Bloop Bloop 9 months ago

    hahahahahahhahahahhahaha wtf

  • Cream Pie
    Cream Pie 9 months ago +2

    This video should be retitled to, "John roasts birds."

  • BigallVlad
    BigallVlad 9 months ago

    thouse background laughs cheap

  • fireflyserenity31
    fireflyserenity31 9 months ago +5

    A goose, a parrot, an ostrich, a swan, a pelican, and a humming bird walked into a Starbucks and ordered a short english roast....

  • Daniel Gonzalez
    Daniel Gonzalez 9 months ago

    Penguins telling Oliver- " just smile and wave"

  • Catherine Lee
    Catherine Lee 9 months ago

    How can you have a rant about birds and not include pigeons, the rats of the sky?!

  • Thomas Bowman
    Thomas Bowman 9 months ago +1

    He's mad because he secretly is a penguin.

  • ConicalReason
    ConicalReason 9 months ago

    He just mad cause he look like a bird. bse

  • Emily
    Emily 9 months ago +1

    But... Penguins can't fly either...

  • Avery Cash
    Avery Cash 9 months ago

    I feel the British

  • Nough A.
    Nough A. 9 months ago

    LOL do bugs roast too please😂

  • Epicurus
    Epicurus 9 months ago

    haha johns face is uncanny valley

  • Fernandez S
    Fernandez S 9 months ago

    what about red tailed hawks?

  • Barni Yamum
    Barni Yamum 9 months ago +1

    now they promote bird killings?

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