Jeff Sessions Gump Cold Open - SNL

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  • Daniela Galdino-Jolly

    This is perfect. Kate, you are SNL's rock at this point

  • Kyle Stubbs
    Kyle Stubbs 8 days ago

    "This meeting never happened."
    "I wasn't gonna remember it anyway."

  • Royal
    Royal 9 days ago +1

    These two..... 👌👌 besties 😘😂😂 love them they're too damn funny

  • Marie Frazier
    Marie Frazier 10 days ago

    I'm watching this again for the 15th or 20th time...and it's still hilarious

  • Jo IJ
    Jo IJ 14 days ago

    I thought Justin Bieber was playing Jeff Sessions.

  • Light House
    Light House 15 days ago

    I'm sick of hearing the Russian thing. Come on SNL make this funny again..

  • Kokeel Kaanta
    Kokeel Kaanta 18 days ago

    SNL: Have you considered getting Leslie Jordan to play the role of Jeff Sessions?

  • Антон Егоров

    TУT МOЖНO НAКPУТИТЬ ЛAЙKИ, ПОДПИCЧИKOB PАСKPУTKА ГРYПП. ПЕРЕXOДИТЕ В ПPOФИЛЬ, TAМ CCЫЛКA HA СAЙT

  • Edward Connor, Jr.
    Edward Connor, Jr. 28 days ago

    In 2010, I wrote a paper about Robert Bork.

  • Just the Coolest Dude Yo

    Ohmygod this was only two months ago.

  • Gar Laa
    Gar Laa 1 month ago

    Rump has made SNL great again !!

    Cheers 🍻

  • Evalynne Torres
    Evalynne Torres 1 month ago

    Bwaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

  • John A.
    John A. 1 month ago

    The inference that Mr. Sessions might be racist was offensive.

  • Sinister Suspect
    Sinister Suspect 1 month ago

    Life is like a Box of Chocolates: I only like the White ones (JK)

  • Jason
    Jason 1 month ago

    "She ain't got no legs." Fucking hilarious.

  • Angel Ortega
    Angel Ortega 1 month ago

    This is true. It's actually more real than the actual Jeff Sessions acting.

  • Carly Booth
    Carly Booth 1 month ago

    I miss you Kel-lay.

  • Yungnrstles
    Yungnrstles 1 month ago

    He laughs best who laughs last

  • garrett salter
    garrett salter 1 month ago

    snl can suck it.

  • NadineM
    NadineM 1 month ago

    Its actually "life was like a box of chocolate...."

  • bigallieal
    bigallieal 1 month ago

    That is funny, not the treasonous traitor part. Is the whole republican party corrupt or just this administration?

  • c that
    c that 1 month ago

    Kate, please run for President....America needs you!!!

  • Stevie Aceti
    Stevie Aceti 1 month ago

    DON'T EAT THAT PIE!!!!

  • Valtteri Nieminen
    Valtteri Nieminen 1 month ago

    this mitting nyever happened

  • Mark Toney
    Mark Toney 1 month ago

    Why don't these New York Jews profile their Criminal Deep State brothers ...

  • leslie wofford
    leslie wofford 1 month ago

    FIRST OF ALL MY SOUL IS NOT MARY NOR AM I TO BE TURNED TO THE SMEE!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW, S FOR ANY MARY BEING IN PEOPLE, NOT ALLOWED, KILL THEM ON SIGHT!!! ESPECIALLY FEMALE BIRDS IN PEOPLE, IF THEY HAVE REPLICATES OR SOMETHING OF MY CHILDREN IN ANY OTHER PEOPLE THAT I APPROVED ON GOOGLE PLUS OR MY FACEBOOK THEN THE PERSON THAT DID IT IS TO BE KILLED ON SIGHT.

  • ryan lowe
    ryan lowe 1 month ago

    "I'm the Attorney General of the whooole United States".

  • Chase Hicks
    Chase Hicks 1 month ago

    Youtube needs to ease WAY up on the Adds.... Especially in the middle of a dang video

  • MrPilgrim
    MrPilgrim 1 month ago

    Lookup Hillary Clinton Forrest Gump

    Thank me later

  • Bobsuruncle Mum
    Bobsuruncle Mum 1 month ago

    Make SNL Great Again

  • xXRamiroGCXx
    xXRamiroGCXx 1 month ago

    oooooooh alot of these jokes are cringeworthy

  • Dapper Illuminati
    Dapper Illuminati 2 months ago

    Life is like a box of chocolates,

    It is shorter for fat people

  • o well
    o well 2 months ago

    Tell me when to laugh

  • marshal clark
    marshal clark 2 months ago

    two classic funny they should do a country song parody

  • Megan Duncanson
    Megan Duncanson 2 months ago

    kate and Leslie are the best 😂😂

  • Red Pill Rage
    Red Pill Rage 2 months ago +1

    "I miss you, Kellaaaay!". LOL.

  • Matrix Man
    Matrix Man 2 months ago

    SNL has become appealing to fops and liberals only. It's gone from the days of Hartman and Sandler to a straight leftist propaganda machine.
    Hemorrhaging money like a boss too... I just saw the snapchat snaps.... Creepy. Every white guy is like a skinny hipster liberal with no backbone. Disgraceful show.

  • Mark Lee
    Mark Lee 2 months ago

    Politics aside, not really all that funny. I felt the same way when in the 1970's SNL beat the dead horse by always doing that Gerald Ford falling down shtick. After a while, just plain not funny at all.

  • Pacific Blue
    Pacific Blue 2 months ago

    A million thumbs up! LOL

  • SilverbackRR88
    SilverbackRR88 2 months ago

    Man this is the best..

  • Maria
    Maria 2 months ago

    Damn, I wasn't expecting to see mini & her pie! :D

  • Fell Man
    Fell Man 2 months ago

    That fake bus tho.

  • sonicjrjr14
    sonicjrjr14 2 months ago

    Can someone explain the shirtless Putin joke? I don't get it.

    • Despina838
      Despina838 2 months ago

      sonicjrjr14 Because there have been a ton of photos of Putin with his shirt off outside, riding horses and hunting.


  • Stephen's YTP's
    Stephen's YTP's 2 months ago +2

    Is it just me or is Kate McKinnon oddly adorable as Jeff Sessions?

  • Beux J
    Beux J 2 months ago

    What does he think it is!?

  • kynes333
    kynes333 2 months ago

    I wish SNL wasn't so anti-president. I might actually watch them again - if it wasn't a political indoctrination hour. Making a sketch off of a misleading headline from the news media to legitimize it - is not funny. Loren has lost it. (For a number of years now). This is just him trying to 'save' SNL from the dismal failure that it became... and doing it by grabbing people who mindlessly believe a false political narrative.

  • murdoch2Dnoodles
    murdoch2Dnoodles 2 months ago

    Pull over, Jeff!

  • Guy North
    Guy North 2 months ago +1

    This skit is so very funny, SNL has been so hilarious lately.

  • Deva Burks
    Deva Burks 2 months ago +1

    a mentally disabled man that experiences and unintentionally runs the world

  • Sanchez Gallardo
    Sanchez Gallardo 2 months ago

    пфф

  • James Griffiths
    James Griffiths 2 months ago

    LMFAO

  • Dorian Graye
    Dorian Graye 2 months ago +2

    Bo-regard!

  • Aniyah Washington
    Aniyah Washington 3 months ago

    Hi people .. technique actually looks stronlmy goolgentle ...

  • 1965Vintage
    1965Vintage 3 months ago

    SNL is no longer funny. Just an outlet for more liberal bullshit.

  • EverydayChanting
    EverydayChanting 3 months ago

    EverydayChanting is a good youtube channel

  • joseph4861
    joseph4861 3 months ago +11

    The " I talked to the Russians" line is the funniest part. Brilliant writing. Kate McKinnon is fantastic.

  • Tommy Cease
    Tommy Cease 3 months ago +3

    She ain't got no legs

  • kosh22
    kosh22 3 months ago

    Spot on.

  • PinkLaffs
    PinkLaffs 3 months ago

    Gets better with each viewing. Sessions should be shot and hung in the town square.

  • 911firefight
    911firefight 3 months ago

    when will they make one of hillary breaking the hard drives to hide evidence? Or Benghazi?

  • The Ghost
    The Ghost 3 months ago +1

    This Is The Best Non-Spicer Skit

  • David Post
    David Post 3 months ago

    The Trump people are such pieces of crap that it makes me cringe to laugh about them because everything is so true. None of this stuff is true and we all know the truth is worse. We all know the list of people that met up with the Russians was nowhere near the truth.

  • Rumpull Stiltskin
    Rumpull Stiltskin 3 months ago

    When reading comments on YouTube videos, always be aware that you could be reading the words of a paid political commenter, who is attempting to influence your political views. Replying to a paid commenter is a complete waste of your time.

  • Goldie Boud
    Goldie Boud 3 months ago

    I can't wait till all these liberal satanic pedophiles are in jail!! Especially Baldwin!!! Dick!

  • Dark Knight
    Dark Knight 3 months ago

    I didn't get the pie joke

  • chrisj1011
    chrisj1011 3 months ago

    hahaha I love jeff sessions but that was funny

  • Marie Frazier
    Marie Frazier 3 months ago

    "Run, Jeffry, run!" Hahahaha

  • John Gaulden
    John Gaulden 3 months ago

    SHIT PIE

  • Goddess Of OMAD
    Goddess Of OMAD 3 months ago

    I only watch Trump on SNL. LOL
    Will never put my time into listening to him.

  • Goddess Of OMAD
    Goddess Of OMAD 3 months ago

    His favorite lol. This was good.

  • Guss Manning
    Guss Manning 3 months ago +1

    The SNL cast (And their followers) are a bunch of liberal pussies!! How does it feel to be classified by genuine Americans as vaginas? Hahaha!! Filthy democrat scum! Worthless filth!

  • Splugen pass
    Splugen pass 3 months ago

    SNL loves Republican bashing

  • John Sholl
    John Sholl 3 months ago

    Snot Nosed Liars - This show sucks!

  • Landon Albritton
    Landon Albritton 3 months ago

    I love trump and this is fucking hysterical lolololol hahahaha

  • Ana-Leigh Foster
    Ana-Leigh Foster 3 months ago

    "My names Jeff" 😊😂

  • J C88
    J C88 3 months ago

    THIS SHIT HAD ME DEAD

  • Demeitric Lymon
    Demeitric Lymon 3 months ago

    McKinnom's Sessioms outrageous and she is trying to be funny

  • Boam Boam
    Boam Boam 3 months ago +3

    Jeff Sessions Gump Cold Open - SNL was absolute comedy genius!!!

  • John Ward
    John Ward 4 months ago

    Not her best work. Film is too old.

  • Guss Manning
    Guss Manning 4 months ago +2

    Haha!!! Liberal democrats are so disgusting! Definitely NOT funny at all!!! They are so desperate! Ah, so gratifying knowing that they're feeling so sore because their BITCH lost the election. This lifts my spirit to euphoria. Hahaha!! Hahahahaha!!!!

    • Chaotic Simplicity
      Chaotic Simplicity 2 months ago

      You sound a little butt hurt. It's called satire.


    • Despina838
      Despina838 3 months ago

      Guss Manning Actually it's 35% now, LOL. The guy's presidency is an absolute clusterfuck.


    • Guss Manning
      Guss Manning 3 months ago

      Despina838 - His approval rating is 38%? So tell me liberal, are you getting this information from the same fools who predicted the outcome of the election? Of course you are. Hahaha! Fake Polls/Fake News


    • Despina838
      Despina838 3 months ago

      234dilligaf You're calling us losers while you're supporting the guy whose approval rating is already 35%? LOL!! The guy is a worldwide joke, if you haven't noticed. Watching his presidency absolutely implode provides entertainment, though.


  • Xachary Jarboe Kirsh
    Xachary Jarboe Kirsh 4 months ago +2

    omg too hilarious

  • LilyMyrchant
    LilyMyrchant 4 months ago +4

    this is one of the best skits on snl imo

  • Mic Tactical
    Mic Tactical 4 months ago

    God these actors are bad

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  • Ib Khan
    Ib Khan 4 months ago

    They really should learn their lines on at least some of the sketches. It ruins the whole sketch when they are looking away. They're professional entertainers and should be able to do so. If they do then whole show will be better for all.

  • LemonSlice
    LemonSlice 4 months ago

    What the fuck is this retarded show?

  • Rob Antico
    Rob Antico 4 months ago

    cool propaganda. so accurate.

  • AWESOME ANDROID APPS
    AWESOME ANDROID APPS 4 months ago

    Republicons are the biggest haters of democracy, truth and fairness that have ever walked the earth.

  • Arezou Ramezani
    Arezou Ramezani 4 months ago +3

    Kate McKinnon is the BEST !!

  • Beth G.
    Beth G. 4 months ago +1

    "Why you ain't got no legs Kellyanne?"... I lost it....

  • LostInSpace
    LostInSpace 4 months ago

    XD

  • Michael Cuascut
    Michael Cuascut 4 months ago

    I make videos. You will see them in my channel. The funny kind.

  • Felipe Segura
    Felipe Segura 4 months ago

    I'm Forrest Forrest Gump

  • Linh Ton
    Linh Ton 4 months ago

    Most of this depicted the movie Forest Gump, but why is that relevant to Jef Sessions? And what movie reference was the final part from? (With the cake)

  • Carlette Maat
    Carlette Maat 4 months ago

    😅😅😅😅😅

  • Rickey Williams
    Rickey Williams 4 months ago

    Used to be a funny show. Now, just political shit. We can see that in the news.
    Sort of like when MTV used to play music videos.

  • Hector Espinosa
    Hector Espinosa 4 months ago

    Lol

  • RHINO ALCANTAR
    RHINO ALCANTAR 4 months ago +1

    love this actress! She's amazing

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