Jokes Seth Can't Tell: Lesbian Leads Germany's Fascist Party

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  • There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, like the one about homeownership among black Americans being 30% lower than white homeownership.
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Comments: 591

  • Marie Johnson
    Marie Johnson Day ago

    I was expecting the Flint Michigan joke to be that "black pipes don't crack."

  • vukashin88
    vukashin88 8 days ago

    I'm not gonna lie, this was pretty cringe-worthy.

  • MG Wray
    MG Wray 9 days ago

    Ace is the place! For lesbians.

  • J. Skellington
    J. Skellington 11 days ago

    Anyone else notice that in the thumbnail Amber and Jenny are making scissors with their hands while Seth is doing "the shocker"?

  • J. Skellington
    J. Skellington 11 days ago

    I love how the thumbnail for this video is much worse than what they actually said.

  • P Cup
    P Cup 12 days ago

    Don't do it Seth, don't trust them. Noooo

  • Lynn Lochlynn
    Lynn Lochlynn 13 days ago

    As a gay lady, this is my fucking favorite late night segment ever. Seth is remarkably unafraid to address his own privilege constantly on air, and at times it's to HILARIOUS effect. Hands down my favorite twinky little straight, cis white dude, I'd watch his show forever.

  • Scott McLean
    Scott McLean 15 days ago

    The 2nd or 3rd time, it bothered me how they used the exact same ending.

    Now I love it

  • GeilerRitter
    GeilerRitter 17 days ago

    Last time I checked, there was no fascist party in Germany. The AfD can be considered right winged...but fascist parties are forbidden in Germany.

  • Allison Sterken
    Allison Sterken 17 days ago

    Amber is unbelievably adorable

  • IT3210
    IT3210 20 days ago

    Oh ffs - the AFD is not the 'fascist' party, you ignorant knobs. They're the German equivalent of UKIP and not too far off the Republicans, politically.

  • Moloko
    Moloko 20 days ago

    *Seth*: Are Lesbians really that good at giving orgasms?
    *Jenny*: Watch this... * _snaps fingers_ *
    *Amber*: Ooh!

    😂 I'm loving 'Jokes Seth Can't Tell' so bloody much it's ridiculous. More!

  • Fredrick Smith
    Fredrick Smith 20 days ago +1

    This wasn't as funny as normal Seth jokes are in my opinion.

  • Isaac Kramer
    Isaac Kramer 20 days ago

    1:27 Jennay! Nooooooooooooooo!

  • Spooks McGhie
    Spooks McGhie 21 day ago

    he hitting it

  • Grae Hall
    Grae Hall 21 day ago

    This might be one of my favourite late night TV segments, it's kinda fuckin' delightful. Like damn this is just good, well written, and third thing fun :)

  • Ian Daley
    Ian Daley 21 day ago

    I'm a straight white man and this segment is always so funny

  • Coco21212
    Coco21212 28 days ago

    as a black lesbian, this segment is life

  • Coco21212
    Coco21212 28 days ago

    "while a lesbian couple was too busy watching the game" ROTFL

  • Coco21212
    Coco21212 28 days ago

    oh my god, when she snapped her fingers, I'm dying :'D

  • bozo de niro
    bozo de niro Month ago

    it'd be funnier if we could watch a 3-way ... and WTF is scissors?

  • Deejay Latchuman
    Deejay Latchuman Month ago

    -I'm a real life lesbian!

  • Zach T
    Zach T Month ago

    "Their pipes are bigger"

  • firewordsparkler
    firewordsparkler Month ago

    Still my favorite segment. Amber and Jenny kill it every time!

  • Erica Donnelly
    Erica Donnelly Month ago

    Omg dying!

  • IcantSeeReplies
    IcantSeeReplies Month ago

    It's not a "fascist' party. It's simply a party that doesn't want to commit ethnic and cultural suicide.

  • juschu85
    juschu85 Month ago

    But when the lesbian had sex with a man because she was tired of having orgasms, isn't that a joke about men?

  • kdhlkjhdlk
    kdhlkjhdlk Month ago

    Hate this fucking PC segment.

  • David Manhart
    David Manhart Month ago

    Amber's laughter and deliver cracks me up every time.. Priceless!

  • Dylan Barre
    Dylan Barre Month ago

    resemble Does anyone understand smarter than this rjsult .

  • reginaldperiwinkle
    reginaldperiwinkle Month ago

    These comments clearly cannot be real.

  • DiamondsOf2
    DiamondsOf2 Month ago

    this feels forced..

  • ECCvideo78
    ECCvideo78 Month ago

    Porn lesbians are hot.
    Real life lesbians are just dudes x)

  • Derp Herbert
    Derp Herbert Month ago

    the bit was brilliant, witty and most importantly done with heart. As a german i get kinda pissed at my fellow people getting triggered by this. The afd is the most dangerous kind of ideological alt-right party, only compareable to the tea party. 'Hey, let's synthesize the technics from the world of uninformed fearmongering with the argumentation of our national undercurrent of right wing glorification and have that movement bought and payed for by big money.' Their gameplan isn't the best but its far from harmless, when they draw people out of the political middle towards the extremes and take over control of the political process. "They can obstruct political progress as a party objective and present their wrench in the works as partisan success. It's a great tautology." - Jon stewart.

  • amal zuhair
    amal zuhair Month ago

    Seth hasn't heard the saying fool me once saying. Ever.

  • AmAzInGPryze
    AmAzInGPryze Month ago

    Did u nottice how Seth is much mor closer to the black women than to the lesbian one ?! How disrispectfull of him, I'm sur he is ISIS

  • Ben Warner
    Ben Warner Month ago

    That is by far the funniest one they've done yet, this should be a weekly thing

  • Claire Garcia
    Claire Garcia Month ago

    i don't care what anyone says this is the best segment on late nighg

  • Ramón H. Juárez
    Ramón H. Juárez Month ago

    Yasssssss. Laughing out loud the whole sketch.

  • kl17
    kl17 Month ago

    Liberal douchebag Seth Meyers try to pander to the minorities with this dumb segment.

  • Μπαλατσούκας Παύλος

    Best. One. Yet.

  • Rosemary Williams
    Rosemary Williams Month ago +1

    Ok the Brick House bit was Funny Lol :)

  • SIStefanov
    SIStefanov Month ago

    Ahh segregation - its so funny......................

  • apierce5
    apierce5 Month ago

    1:31 - 1:33

  • V Hines
    V Hines Month ago

    lmfao! best segment on the show, hands down!!

  • Arya Pourtabatabaie

    Someone please make a gif out of one of the scissor shots.

  • Sam Streveler
    Sam Streveler Month ago

    Lucy your ganna hold the football right

  • Karanagi
    Karanagi Month ago

    Great Chemistry

  • Raven Deagle
    Raven Deagle Month ago

    Love it... "never heard noise or seen that face. " She's just like "Yep..." hahahaha

  • Quentin Styger
    Quentin Styger Month ago

    More of this.

  • GUNK
    GUNK Month ago

    This is so uncomfortable. Either have the balls to make racist, homophobic jokes, or don't make them at all. Don't pretend it's ok once you get ppl from those groups to make the jokes for you. Weather they wrote them or not.

  • tehnemox
    tehnemox Month ago

    I still love this segment XD

  • Stefanie Mago
    Stefanie Mago Month ago

    Love it!

  • OrionoftheStar
    OrionoftheStar Month ago

    He never learns, does he?

  • Charles Hazelton III

    Amber has one of the most beautiful smiles I've ever seen!
    (she's sexy!)😄

  • Ramoncito Ramos
    Ramoncito Ramos Month ago


  • ackertara
    ackertara Month ago

    The scissors joke made me snort water out of my nose haha. The best one of the set lol

  • Michel Houellebecq
    Michel Houellebecq Month ago

    part of the joke is that a white heterosexual man can't say these jokes (a few years ago he could have)

  • Kackbraezel
    Kackbraezel Month ago +1

    the afd (so called faschist party) compared to republicans in the us is a leftist group :p

  • Edward Rawn
    Edward Rawn Month ago

    I guess this is supposed to be funny and PC, but it really just looks like a white guy forcing two poor women to tell shitty jokes about themselves.

  • Fil Maz
    Fil Maz Month ago


  • X Y
    X Y Month ago

    I just love this segment. When some people get salty over these jokes, it makes this even better.
    Also Amber and Jenny are really funny personalities to me.

  • oh yes charlie
    oh yes charlie Month ago

    please include cis In your description :)

  • Rosa Lie
    Rosa Lie Month ago

    This is my favorite segment.

  • Kristen Moon
    Kristen Moon Month ago

    Hey i'm a lesbian, I have long hair :) , but yeah, lol We love scissors. haha

  • LadyCanadain86
    LadyCanadain86 Month ago

    best one yet! this is the best segment lol

  • Justin Case
    Justin Case Month ago

    great work guys

  • Adriana SARMIENTO
    Adriana SARMIENTO Month ago

    My favorite segment. Amber :3 Jenny :3 Seth :3

  • Pee Vee
    Pee Vee 2 months ago

    I did not understand the scissors joke.

  • Robert Gaudet
    Robert Gaudet 2 months ago

    Nazis were very down with homosexuality, until suddenly they weren't and Hitler had the gay members of his upper leadership summarily snuffed out. He was rather callous with the people who helped him into power, and of course in general.

  • Eric Chege
    Eric Chege 2 months ago

    scissors...ha ha ha

  • sagdieWahrheit
    sagdieWahrheit 2 months ago

    He has no idea about German potitics. We have no fascist party in Germany. The party he meant, is the only important party which is against illegal mass immigration from arabian and african countries. Poland, Czech , Hungary don't want these mostly economic "refugees". America has caused the war in Irak, Syria, Libya etc. Why they don't let pass them in the USA ? Disgusting hypocrites !

  • Gredddfe
    Gredddfe 2 months ago

    Snip snip.....

  • mr k
    mr k 2 months ago

    Samantha Bee beats Seth to the pulp on this. And usually i like Seth.

  • Serai3
    Serai3 2 months ago +1

    You guys have to find a way to let Seth tell one of these jokes at the end there without having the girls freak out. Break the rhythm of this thing, because that last part stopped being funny about the third time you did it. Find a joke that seems like it would be offensive but actually doesn't turn out that way, so the bit can get a new angle on it before returning to the idea that he can't tell the jokes. (It'll also be funnier because he'll think he can tell them now - since Amber and Jenny didn't freak out last time - but it turns out no, he still can't.)

  • Breanna Pemberton
    Breanna Pemberton 2 months ago

    Jenny, my dear, you may cut my hair any day of the week <3

  • Soymaid
    Soymaid 2 months ago

    Seth is at his best with other people to play off of.

  • Stimulator7
    Stimulator7 2 months ago

    wait.... what's with ace hardware??? I don't get it.

  • sujitd
    sujitd 2 months ago

    Give them their own damn show already!

  • Frank N. Stein
    Frank N. Stein 2 months ago +1

    AfD is conservative, not fascist. Their agenda is even somewhat milder than the US republican one. What is this uninformed nonsense?

  • S4rv4d0n
    S4rv4d0n 2 months ago +3

    I'm german and this is fake news.
    1. The AFD is not a fascist party.
    2. Alice Weidel does not lead the party, she is lead candidate with Alexander Gauland for the general election this year.
    3. Alice Weidel has long hair, so the joke does not make sense at all.

    • Hans Hubner
      Hans Hubner 2 months ago

      S4rv4d0n exactly. Nothing new here. Seth is an old Marxist, fake news champion.

  • Egal
    Egal 2 months ago +1

    1. Weidel is not the Party Leader (She is "top candidate" for the Bundestagswahl)
    2. The AfD is not Facist
    3. Weidel has no short hair
    4. Seth Meyers is a mentally retarded left liberal idiot who lives in a bubble
    5. Lösch Dich!

    • Egal
      Egal 2 months ago

      Die erzählen hier doch nur Bullshit, wiederleg mich doch in Punkt 1-3.

    • Tank Penguin
      Tank Penguin 2 months ago

      Egal vom kleinen Internet Nutzer, der wissen wollte wer ihm ins Hirn geschissen hat

  • Hektor Frisch
    Hektor Frisch 2 months ago +1

    Did he call AfD a facist party? The AfD isn't even as radical as the Republicans. Just a normal conservative party, who is always labeled as "facist" by their opponents.

  • Bernd Keller
    Bernd Keller 2 months ago +1

    Hey fake news lügenpresse: 10 to 15 years ago the Christian Democratic Union was THE conservative party in Germany but then Merkel became the party's leader and turned the party increasingly to the left. I mean letting in 2 mio immigrants in 1 year, spending trillions of Euros for saving a currency that is much too weak for the own state and wishing for a European super state is not really that conservative, isn't it? So now the AfD was founded and it's the new conservative party - but it's clearly not a fascist party (the fascist party is the NPD). Just compare the statements of Edmund Stoiber, the CDU's last chancellor candidate before Merkel, with those from the AfD - there's no difference.

  • Andrew Phillips
    Andrew Phillips 2 months ago

    well if you cant deliver them as a straight white male then either you are not a good comedian or they are not that funny

  • The Internetz is Broken

    I wouldn't mind seeing Jenny in some real-life lesbian porn. Just putting that out there.

  • I Have Seen Some Shit
    I Have Seen Some Shit 2 months ago +1

    hello I am a German and I just vant to say zat zis zing about ze fashist party is not true, ze voman does not haf a lesbian haircut. also ve germans understand humor and comedy very vell, haf a nice day

  • misha
    misha 2 months ago

    Best part of the show.

  • psiFellow
    psiFellow 2 months ago +1

    not funny; trying too hard.
    In fact, so unfunny that it could be German comedians as well.

  • Alda Keza
    Alda Keza 2 months ago

    0:10 i just her Bo's voice in my head when he said that

  • John Erkman
    John Erkman 2 months ago

    I thought scissoring was called Tribbing now🤔🤔🤔

  • Dim Jong Un
    Dim Jong Un 2 months ago

    dude, this show is getting really really funny. keep it up

  • GraduatedPuma12
    GraduatedPuma12 2 months ago

    There was 1 decent jokes

  • Laurens K.
    Laurens K. 2 months ago +1

    fascist party? the AFD ist not Facist, it's positions would be considered left in the US. They are more to the left than Bernie Sanders in many respects.

  • mr k
    mr k 2 months ago

    fucking disgusting and not funny at all. If you cannot tell a joke, Seth, it ain't worth telling. Only watched to the middle, can't take any more of the bad humor and bad acting.

  • Kay Gee
    Kay Gee 2 months ago

    I love these bits. You three need to make a road movie together.

  • Rebecca Weston
    Rebecca Weston 2 months ago

    Me, before the video starts: "Hope the title joke is about Doc Martens"

  • Nicolas D'Amico-Barbour

    I just love the three of them together, they're so cute! They just look like they're having fun.

  • Ryann F
    Ryann F 2 months ago

    Loved this!

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