New Rule: I Didn't Reproduce Day | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • Amy Serrago
    Amy Serrago 1 hour ago

    This was smart and hilarious as usual, but being married with no kids is pretty great too, and we can still totally rock a happy hour!

  • rvsda
    rvsda 1 day ago

    You are so right!
    Your dad should have used a condom!

  • Yeah right Lol
    Yeah right Lol 3 days ago

    Don't have a kid bill it will be a prick just like you !

  • Yeah right Lol
    Yeah right Lol 3 days ago

    You are the bigest prick in the world bill !

  • Paula Bain
    Paula Bain 3 days ago

    Had 2 boys. Never once did I have breakfast in bed. It's still a dream. Never should have either married or had kids!

  • 01denese
    01denese 4 days ago

    Every day is I Didn't Reproduce Day.

  • Radtech 51
    Radtech 51 4 days ago

    This should be posted everywhere! 👍🏻 start educating people!

  • Greg E
    Greg E 8 days ago

    wife and I got married 2 years ago and have no plans to have kids. We have a GSD and two cats, travel every year and drive a Porsche and Range Rover soooo

  • svtlightning300
    svtlightning300 9 days ago

    Most Americans are a abortion that never happened. Its so sad to live in a country that is a bunch of brain dead zombies that procreate to make more brain dead zombies and so on.

  • Malaise
    Malaise 11 days ago

    can't wait for progressives to kill themselves off

  • Caelidh Goode
    Caelidh Goode 12 days ago +1

    However, I point out IDIOCRACY. the Good people and smart people never reproduce while all the dumb idiots do. They are producing "Quiver's of arrows" while we become out numbered.. just pointing this out... but I do believe the planet is over populated.

    • Tyler C.
      Tyler C. 9 days ago

      Well that's the thing isn't it? The only thing that made our average IQ high enough for us to keep innovating maintaining civilization is because the mortality rate of the smarter people's kids (who were more likely to be afforded food and healthcare and the like) was lower than that of dumber people's kids, and that went on for generations, pretty much until the mid-1900s or so. There's even a book on this, "A Farewell to Alms."


  • Renaissanista
    Renaissanista 12 days ago

    I'd like to see the stats on childed vs childless. Married vs single doesn't mean much anymore. It's just a ritual and a piece of paper to most people and easily disolveable nowadays. Most single people are in sexual semi long term relationships. What's the difference?
    I've always said you aren't really stuck with that person until you have kids with them.

    For my husband and I, it's the single best decision that we have ever made not to have kids. Whenever I'm feeling down, I just think, "At least I don't have kids!" He feels the same way.

    Most of those who try to pressure people like us to think we are missing out by not having kids are usually just insecure because they see someone else who is unwilling to take on the burden. They just want to force you into their mold.

    Gooooo Billllllll!!!!!!

  • James Butler
    James Butler 13 days ago

    Amen Bill! Since I was born the population of the world has DOUBLED even though we weren't able to feed, clothe, educate or shelter the 3 billion we had, let alone do it responsibly. Having more than 2 kids is irresponsible.

  • David Bernazani
    David Bernazani 15 days ago

    This is priceless! Three cheers for Bill Maher for having the courage to broadcast this message. It's so true!

  • BattousaiHBr
    BattousaiHBr 17 days ago

    i support this, but at the same time it's ironic that some contries such as japan are in a crisis due to low birth rates.

  • Aras B
    Aras B 17 days ago

    This is great and all, but we NEED as many new Bill Mahers as possible.

  • ArieG
    ArieG 17 days ago

    Right. That's one of the reasons people don't trust science of global warming. The main reason is earth overpopulation and nobody talks about it anymore. Everybody is busy addressing the side effects of that. Let's address the root cause.

    • Quindecillion
      Quindecillion 16 days ago

      Anthropogenic climate change is real. People who don't trust the science behind global warming are stupid.


  • sailormanariel
    sailormanariel 19 days ago

    I'm single and childless. Every day is single childless day. I'm moving to Las Vegas to take advantage of being able to go where I want and do what I want and answering to no one. I'm also male and aging so I'm enjoying it more every day.

  • Rodney Gould
    Rodney Gould 19 days ago

    I really feel that have one teach one & so on & so on if can't teach stop at 0

  • P.J. Sidhu
    P.J. Sidhu 19 days ago +1

    The problem is that usually highly educated and smart people don't reproduce.

  • Rikajael
    Rikajael 19 days ago

    More reason to adopt instead. Foster kids need good parents and are already here.

  • queenredspecial
    queenredspecial 21 day ago

    LOVE THIS! THANK YOU BILL! (About damn time.)

  • Bob Levittan
    Bob Levittan 21 day ago +1

    Speaking of "mother nature," by following this advice only stupid people's genes will reach the next generation.

  • Taylor Martin
    Taylor Martin 22 days ago +1

    The science actually says there are many health benefits to being married, which have been well-established for years. People who are married live longer, make more responsible choices, and are more likely to survive cancer. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health-fitness/body/the-eight-surprising-health-benefits-of-getting-married/
    I'm eighteen and I love kids. I plan on having at least six when I get married. I am all for people making their own choices, but don't pretend that the Western world needs less babies when nearly every developed country has too many old people and too few young people to replace their job positions and pay for their pensions.

    • JWlight
      JWlight 20 days ago

      You are a perfect example of a moron who should never ever reproduce.


  • Thomas Mellitone
    Thomas Mellitone 22 days ago

    Damn

  • 72marshflower15
    72marshflower15 22 days ago

    *Conservatives are wired to their most basile instincts of feed, breed, and bleed, thus their propensity for overconsumption, overpopulation, and war*



    fft....

  • Luiz Alex Phoenix
    Luiz Alex Phoenix 23 days ago

    If the last generations didn't breed so much, things might be better.

  • Adel Al-Zawm
    Adel Al-Zawm 23 days ago

    peak of selfishness

  • Duke5150
    Duke5150 23 days ago

    We should celebrate the fact that "some" people don't have kids. I'd bet many of them have had abortions, though. Kind of takes the fun out of the holiday.

  • Carlos Tobon
    Carlos Tobon 24 days ago

    I didn't reproduce day sounds perfect

  • Luke Glanford
    Luke Glanford 24 days ago

    Amen.

  • Avinash Singh
    Avinash Singh 24 days ago

    Bill Maher, you sir are a fucking​ genius. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • Gold Digger
    Gold Digger 25 days ago

    I'll vote for that!!! Amen, Bill..., amen.

  • Mick w
    Mick w 26 days ago

    When you are single with no kids, EVERY day is your day! ;)

  • Madison Brightwell
    Madison Brightwell 26 days ago

    Thank you, thank you, thank you for saying these things, Bill Maher!!!

  • Carolyn Marion
    Carolyn Marion 26 days ago

    Finally haha

  • Venky Wank
    Venky Wank 26 days ago

    Celebrating special days is for losers... Let's just not.

  • Guten
    Guten 26 days ago +2

    Bill says the truth but unfortunately there are nations who just don't give a fuck and reproduce like rabbits so we will be living under sharia law soon

  • Harriet Campbell
    Harriet Campbell 26 days ago

    Stem grant season obligation rare exhibit bread.

  • Christopher Reid
    Christopher Reid 26 days ago

    he should visit parts of Japan and see what not having kids does.!

  • judas brute
    judas brute 26 days ago

    some people are childless. many are child free

  • Nivola 1953
    Nivola 1953 26 days ago

    The issue here is that you are going to be overgrown by highly religious people until the ideology you represent disappears submerged by the children of these parents that will be educated in the same values, this is the idiocracy movie sindrome

  • Ólafur Gíslason
    Ólafur Gíslason 26 days ago

    Ranting and desperately trying to explain his own existence

  • xcalabur18
    xcalabur18 26 days ago

    Truer words have never been fucking spoken. I've been preaching this for years. We are killing this planet. And celebrating it.

  • Robert Marchesani
    Robert Marchesani 27 days ago

    Amen. Amen. Amen! Finally some sensibility...

  • MrVisuljak
    MrVisuljak 27 days ago

    I'm sorry folks, but it's okay to be single only if you're a genius like Nikola Tesla or Isaac Netwon completely dedicated to a certain goal, like for example, science. For the rest of us, average human beings, there are certain biological needs we have a passionate need to fulfill and if we don't, we feel desperate. Don't tell me you're a perfectly happy 40 year old dude/chick living a happy single life. You're bullshitting yourself.

    I'm 34 and single. The reason why I'm single is not because I woke up one day and said: "hey, this is the lifestyle I want to live!". It's because I failed in relationships and ended up where I am today. Read "The Selfish Gene" by Richard Dawkins; there are genes in you that desperatly want to reproduce, which is exactly why you have a biological setup to do so; you have reproductive organs and inherent biological needs. You need a family, you want a family, and it's not up to you; that's how nature made us. We are social, family-oriented beings.

    My point; don't bullshit yourself.

  • Caz Gerald
    Caz Gerald 27 days ago

    Congratulations on ending western culture.

  • hicks727
    hicks727 27 days ago

    ohhh what about love Bill....just kidding

  • Freeride Forever
    Freeride Forever 27 days ago

    Fucking BOOOOM!!!!

  • Sparkie Lyle
    Sparkie Lyle 27 days ago

    Rite On. BM. Just look a rnd u & c, All the Ass-Holes that Stupid-Ppl w a Hard-On, have created in the lst 45yrs. Marriage is a big "Tender-Trap, created by Bitches bcked by the System 2 enslave U !" Its a Croc of Shit ! Period . . .

  • Matthew Harrison
    Matthew Harrison 27 days ago

    If you don't reproduce, you are literally killing your civilization. You aren't making a new generation to carry on the American values that we all enjoy, which could threaten your democracy......Just like what's going on in Europe. Thanks to Angela Merkel, Europe has had a large influx of rapefugees, whose only plan is to spread Islam, and they are living off European welfare systems, and reproducing like cockroaches.

    Thanks to you leftists, the west is under direct threat of being destroyed. The left has basically advocated for wanting to censor people's freedom of speech, hates white people because of our ancestors past, and many of these stupid fucks stand by muslims, who want Sharia. I'm going to have children and carry on our traditions. Oh and I'm voting conservative, considering that Republicans seem to be the only party that cares about our nation, which is considered racist by the left.

  • Samus 1818
    Samus 1818 27 days ago

    You made me feel better about being single, Bill! Thank you!!! LOL Oh yes, I've had that pressure to marry, start a family, and buy a house. Wow, people have really made me feel like a freak for being single. NO MORE!!!!

  • TerryComo2010
    TerryComo2010 27 days ago

    That last line was priceless! Way to go Bill, I agree with you 1000%! I did my part too, no kids!

  • ogmius2001
    ogmius2001 27 days ago

    finally someone said it! well done bill

  • Kit Coffey
    Kit Coffey 27 days ago +1

    Childfree, not childless...

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    Finley Booth 27 days ago

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  • antred11
    antred11 27 days ago

    Meh, fuck that. I've been single for ages. It's not what it's cracked up to be. I'd much rather produce some resource-sucking offsprings. >8^(

  • Jon Repp
    Jon Repp 27 days ago

    #NotTheFather

  • Soham Tamba
    Soham Tamba 27 days ago

    Religion leaders in India are strongly encouraging couples to have 5+ children so that their communities are given more importance in elections
    Wish they could see this :(
    P.S. I'm not pointing fingers at any particiular religion starting it and I hope the commenters don't either.

  • Gary Sinnott
    Gary Sinnott 28 days ago

    My better half & I were once called selfish for not wanting to have children. The person saying that was for some reason offended when I told her "Fuck off." We don't have the lifestyle, income, space, resources or inclination to add another life to the toxic cesspool that the human race is doing its best to turn this planet into.

  • Maximilien Robespierre

    Thanks for this bill

  • Blood Rainicorn
    Blood Rainicorn 28 days ago

    Wow look at all the racists in the comments thinking Bill was telling whites specifically not to reproduce! Hate to rain on your parade, but this message was intended for everyone! So many special butthurt snowflakes thinking it's a personal attack. Breeders are terrible people.

  • Brad Allen
    Brad Allen 28 days ago

    Vasectomy life BITCHES

  • 2126Eliza
    2126Eliza 28 days ago

    As someone without children, we don't need a holiday. Every day is fucking amazing.

  • Douglas Ballantine
    Douglas Ballantine 28 days ago

    Why does Bill care so much about kids not having loads of children?

  • GreenGuyofSweden
    GreenGuyofSweden 28 days ago

    whatever happened to "ageism - the last acceptable prejudice " ?

  • Epona TwoSpiritHorse
    Epona TwoSpiritHorse 28 days ago

    Misery loves company as the saying goes, that is why people with kids want you to have children as well.

  • WiseKing
    WiseKing 28 days ago +1

    And as a parent, why are people who don't have kids so fucking aggressive lol? You don't get laid,.. sure, ok. Hypocrites. Glad their parents had them but wear a "I don't have kids" badge and over dramatize population issues lol. Sure.

  • WiseKing
    WiseKing 28 days ago +1

    Holiday for single people? That's every day...

  • Gabriela Toneloto
    Gabriela Toneloto 28 days ago

    Thanks Bill! I don't want to be a wife and mother and I'm sick and tired of society shoving this down my throat! I hate sharing my space with another human being. I don't do cuddling and I love sleeping alone, so yes when is over is time to go because I have a super early morning tomorrow! Yes, I'm super sure that I want that for the rest of my life and when I'm old and sick I'll make sure to die ASAP because I don't need a kid to ignore me and put me in a home! There, I've said it! I

  • TheNightster07
    TheNightster07 28 days ago +2

    I wish there were more childless people in Africa, then the gubment could stop sending my money to that shithole.

  • tylertyler82
    tylertyler82 28 days ago

    Another reason homosexuals are superhuman

  • Houndmother
    Houndmother 28 days ago

    I DIDN'T REPRODUCE DAY! And there's a damn good reason. Woof woof woof.

  • mr k
    mr k 28 days ago

    a desperate plea for acceptance...

  • mr k
    mr k 28 days ago

    you didn't reproduce, silly? You have really nothing to celebrate. And no one not to celebrate it with. Celebrated is the achievement not the absence of it.

  • my starling
    my starling 29 days ago

    yes. amen! glad i never had kids!

  • laurellss88
    laurellss88 29 days ago

    That was very cathartic for me at least... I think the question of whether or not a man is married with children can be about as rude. The insinuation being clearly he's not mature or renponsible enough to settle down and raise a family. Pfft, please. How many fathers failed at this task because they were too immature and self absorbed? Besides not every mans' legacy has to be a walking talking fleshbot.

  • Zico Bantawa
    Zico Bantawa 29 days ago

    There's nothing wrong with not having "fur babies" either.

  • Kunal Sharma
    Kunal Sharma 29 days ago

    Bill Maher.......I think you forgot one more thing other than condoms.........
    VASECTOMY! Preferably, a no scalpel, no needle KIND!
    To all me between the ages of 25 to 40..........GET A VASECTOMY!

  • MsUsagi513
    MsUsagi513 29 days ago

    Being childless is a holiday every day. You don't need a special holiday for that.

  • valiantravonous
    valiantravonous 29 days ago

    This is actually pretty sad.

  • Sam Campanella
    Sam Campanella 1 month ago

    Pretty funny, better when Doug Stanhope said it first

  • Sidney Manzanita
    Sidney Manzanita 1 month ago

    Here's to us non-breeders.

  • multiyoisi mok
    multiyoisi mok 1 month ago

    honestly i dont really care if people want to get married and have kids. to me what pisses me off is when people act like its a bad thing if you want to remain single and childless.. straight people are accepted, gay people are accepted , trans are accepted so why cant single people be accepted without people looking down on us with pity?

  • Tom Knezovic
    Tom Knezovic 1 month ago +1

    Why did he nastily look at his audience when emphasizing "a small number of children". They are not overreproducing, nor are conservatives. In fact America's population would not be growing if it wasn't for IMMIGRATION. Non-whites globally have WAY more children than whites, and it is also true in the US with Latinoes and Blacks. If Bill really cared he would identify the culprits, but he holds them to much lowers standards and so universalizes. If whites outbred others, libs would be screaming how that was demographic fascism, white supremacy, privilege, etc.

  • Galvatron1117
    Galvatron1117 1 month ago

    Real Kike with Bill Maher.

  • Jessenia T
    Jessenia T 1 month ago +1

    I am married with 2 kids (and that's enough) and I am overall a very happy person, but I completely agree with all of this. Raising decent children is hard when you do want to do it, I can't imagine how it would be for someone who absolutely didn't want to ever do it. Enjoy your money, nice furniture and uninterrupted sleep!

  • Aspiring Pyramidbuilder
    Aspiring Pyramidbuilder 1 month ago +1

    Jews should use condoms.

  • Rémy Nissan
    Rémy Nissan 1 month ago

    omg that was hilarious

  • jim richardson
    jim richardson 1 month ago +2

    Such a bad message.  The world needs planned children from responsible parents.  Unplanned kids will continue to happen, but if we convince enough functional adults (i.e., a lot of Maher's audience) to never have kids for the environment that does not make the country/world better.  Statistically, planned children from responsible parents produce the best outcomes overall.  A boy with a deadbeat dad can still be president (i.e., Obama) but on the whole planned kids from responsible parents is the best formula for producing law-abiding, contributing members of society.

  • Blue Steel
    Blue Steel 1 month ago

    Well said.

  • AmirandJake
    AmirandJake 1 month ago +1

    This entire bit is lazy. Every Friday and Saturday night is a holiday for people who don't have children, regardless of their single or married. Even Thursdays are popular days to go out in some cities/towns.

  • Melody Conte
    Melody Conte 1 month ago

    Foamy the squirrel said the same thing a decade ago. He was right.

  • MariaCaterina
    MariaCaterina 1 month ago

    I read that married men are healthier than their single counterparts and married women less healthy than THEIR single counterparts. Wonder why that might be...

  • Robert Raynor II
    Robert Raynor II 1 month ago

    Have 10 kids, or no kids. It doesn't matter. Carbon legacy? haha. The sun WILL destroy the earth. There is no saving it. None of what we do here actually matters. You and I are hairless apes riding a tiny dirt clod through space to our unavoidable doom.

  • Florence Hall
    Florence Hall 1 month ago

    So funny, Bill and so true! Thank you for clearing this up.

  • CHP
    CHP 1 month ago +1

    And he wonders why we're bringing in immigrant...

  • Jahz D
    Jahz D 1 month ago +2

    So basically what Bill is saying is that white people shouldn't start a family and have children but it's perfectly fine for some fat illegal spic to hop the border and shit out 10 kids so that in 18 years they will vote Democrat.

    FUCK YOU KIKE MAHER, GO BACK TO ISRAEL GREEDY HOOK NOSE OVEN DODGER!!!

    • Jahz D
      Jahz D 22 days ago

      nikosvault Fuck off Moshie, go such another circumcised cock!


    • nikosvault
      nikosvault 22 days ago

      When did he say white people you paranoid fuck?


  • GlobalistsR Traitors
    GlobalistsR Traitors 1 month ago +2

    Jews in the oven don't reproduce.

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