How South Africa Could Prepare the U.S. for President Trump: The Daily Show

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  • math3109
    math3109 Day ago

    No more nigs in White House.Non-whites are destroying this country with their refusal to assimilate and continuance of their barbaric behaviors.

  • Stephans Zitha
    Stephans Zitha 4 days ago

    its weird how everyone online and on tv fears trump like me but an undiscovered population which obviously outnumbers us a hundredfold actually love trump and might get him re-elected

  • Jose Starks
    Jose Starks 7 days ago

    The people did NOT elect him The electoral college did. That is an insult to we as the people making our own decisions. Also did a single one of his campaign promises have come true. AND HIS PARTY IS IN CONTROL OF THE GOVERNMET!!!! How is he better than "Crooked Hillary?"

  • Jordon Wu
    Jordon Wu 11 days ago

    Why does Trump remind me of Hitler, wanting to sensor the news, and just brain washing people. Idk, I'm seeing America being the most hated country, by 2020 or before. Trump is destroying America and is foundation, I'm seeing history repeating itself, there are so many negative outcomes that a small fraction of people in America are seeing. I recently learned that decisions you make aren't supposed to "be in the moment" but for the future. You use what you have and see which one has the best outcome in the future. I always believed in equality, and you would think that a place like America, where everyone goes to "make their dreams come true" they would be past this, ignorant way of thinking, about a certain race, religion, beliefs or anything of a sort. I'm sorry if I'm not on topic with Trevor rn, but this is serious, I don't live in America, I love in a tiny country called Trinidad, a mixed race country. So I don't feel it as much as others cause...wtf I'm black! Duhhh! But Trump needs to pull himself together, know what he is about, he is just hope everything turns out dandy but guess what... It ain't. I feel sorry for Americans, mostly African Americans.
    Sigh I'm lucky l live in a place that don't have all those problems but surviving, way better than America ATM!!
    Oh and BTW, Donald Trump's signature phrase was used in the Purse election year. So yh your new phase should be, "God help America, cause Trump isn't!!"
    Good luck America!!

  • white people are albinos to the world

    Am south Africa...and I hate that fucking orange man...fucking albino

  • Timothe Poirier
    Timothe Poirier 13 days ago

    oh my god sign this one really sounds strongly frazing surgery

  • Liam van Nelson
    Liam van Nelson 16 days ago

    Zuma is an ass
    I'm South African I should know

  • Casey Adams
    Casey Adams 17 days ago

    I love when he let that accent come out❤️

  • Gabrielle Richardson
    Gabrielle Richardson 19 days ago

    Wow, 7 months later and most of everything that he said about Trump came true.

  • Nana Dlamini
    Nana Dlamini 24 days ago

    Trevor though

  • PixelRayn
    PixelRayn 25 days ago

    Well... Shit.

  • Malang Raza
    Malang Raza 26 days ago

    Best one " CAN HIS DEALER GET TO THE WHITE HOUSE " 😂😂😂

  • Mary Gage
    Mary Gage Month ago

    Tool.

  • Charles Engelbrecht

    This vid makes it look like Zuma is just another corrupt president, but the reality is MUCH worse. Zuma sold SA to the Dubai-based Gupta cartel, who is making millions from wrecking SA's economy for personal gain. Finance Minister Pravin Gordhan resisted this criminal assault and tried to safeguard the country's finances and resources, so Zuma had him FIRED and replaced with a totally incompetent yesman. Poverty and joblessness have skyrocketed. Millions of children will die of poverty and hunger if we can't get rid of this criminal cartel asap. But we can't get rid of them because Zuma's term lasts until 2019 and the Gupta cartel corrupted the ruling ANC party's leadership as well, so they refuse to do anything despite overwhelming evidence of his treasonous, nation-destroying behavior (the ANC elite previously impeached the much more competent Pres Mbeki to make way for Zuma). The nation's uneducated masses are waking up to the ANC's insane corruption and incompetence, so the Gupta cartel hired British PR firm Bell Pottinger to save Zuma's image. Bell Pottinger then embarked on a fake news campaign aimed at making it look like the country's endangered white minority (7% of the population) is responsible for the massive increase in overall poverty, and for pretty much every problem in general. This is in spite of the fact that the ANC made laws (BBEEE legislation) that keep skilled white SAns from being employed and makes it very risky for them to create companies (which is crucial to create jobs for the starving, uneducated masses in a country where whites generally have a very high education rate). So, as white SAns struggle to make a living, they are now also being targeted with genocidal hate speech from the country's hyper-corrupted political elite. Bell Pottinger has been caught red-handed and had to apologize for it (effectively inciting genocide), but the damage has been done and the black-on-white murder rate has reached new highs since the Bell Pottinger campaign started. The effect is that SA is pushed closer to the Zimbabwe Syndrome (complete economic meltdown, unrest, seizing of productive white-owned farms to please black racist short-sightedness, followed by starvation and 90% joblessness) that caused 70% of Zimbabwe's people to illegally migrate to SAfrica. The problem is that if this very likely Zimbabwe-style collapse does happen, then SAfrica's 58 million people (plus another 14 million illegal immigrants) will have NOWHERE LEFT TO RUN, causing genocidal competition for the little food and money that remains. The irony is that the 1% black elite will then simply fly away from the hellhole they created to live like kings in Switzerland or wherever.

  • Karcsi Daunais
    Karcsi Daunais Month ago

    So if America is becoming South Africa, does that mean there's also going to be a white genocide in America?

  • Too cool for dis
    Too cool for dis Month ago

    Run

  • Thunderwear Cloud
    Thunderwear Cloud Month ago

    Mandela wasn't a hero and deserved to be in prison for the rest of his life....



    and now I wait..

  • Monica Caroline
    Monica Caroline Month ago +1

    3.4 million people owe you $20?!! Damn

  • Falulu Bokerdole
    Falulu Bokerdole Month ago +1

    The Daily Show is the only way I can listen to Trump and his cronies without projectile vomiting.

  • Billy TheKidd
    Billy TheKidd Month ago

    South Africa needs more diversity, meaning more white people.

  • Jay-Dee Booysen
    Jay-Dee Booysen Month ago

    Eish dis is funny cos everything Trevor says about our president is true😂. Trevor don't you miss being called coloured?

  • B Free
    B Free Month ago

    we are lucky we have Noah here in the U.S. now he can help America the way he helped south Africa...awesome.

  • angelsfan247
    angelsfan247 Month ago

    Haha it is getting a lot worse! Laughing sarcastically of course.

  • paulisnatis
    paulisnatis 2 months ago

    the subtitles were pretty ..... unnecessary

  • Cellette Gipson
    Cellette Gipson 2 months ago

    Never going to happen in America not as long as we have a prayer in Jesus name, in Jesus name will this country be brought down by a con man named Donald Trump.

  • Cry Baby Reactions
    Cry Baby Reactions 2 months ago

    orange is the new black

  • Alpha0727
    Alpha0727 2 months ago

    7:33 Well, Trump was half right about the special prosecutor/counsel comment.

  • Naimul Haq
    Naimul Haq 2 months ago

    All Trump can do is divide. No matter how hard Paul tries to make love to Nancy Pelosi, there will be no unity with a liar/deceiver.

  • BarcelonaFan WakaFlaka
    BarcelonaFan WakaFlaka 2 months ago

    Tshotsholoza bitches

  • Everclean Professionals

    we owe you $20

  • Hendro Smit
    Hendro Smit 2 months ago

    Yea... we owe you 20 Trevor, we owe you 20

  • Benedikt Wichtlhuber
    Benedikt Wichtlhuber 2 months ago

    8:59 lol we own you 20 bugs I guess...

  • Jones Dume Mpofu
    Jones Dume Mpofu 2 months ago

    kids move 2010.

  • YourNickIsTaken
    YourNickIsTaken 2 months ago

    #OrbanVictor

  • Fortune Akankizya
    Fortune Akankizya 2 months ago

    Stupid Trevor ur killing me with ur jokes my god my ribs

  • This Is Jaegi
    This Is Jaegi 2 months ago

    Had to pause this just to let tiny know I looovvveeeed math missions

  • Aryaman Roy
    Aryaman Roy 2 months ago

    All the Indians in the house,still better than congress and the bjp

  • RSPainter
    RSPainter 2 months ago +1

    How can we have a rapist con man who had approximately 1500 lawsuits over the years... America what is wrong with you.

    • RSPainter
      RSPainter 2 months ago

      Read and inform yourself.


    • Tyion Rankins
      Tyion Rankins 2 months ago

      Trump isn't a rapist but Bill Clinton and Hillary are.


  • Citizen Wolf
    Citizen Wolf 2 months ago +8

    Watching this in May 2017. I owe Trevor $20. Especially for the bit about the Hawks/FBI.

    Holy feck.

  • Just Vince B
    Just Vince B 2 months ago

    There is no preparing for Donald Trump.

  • Lydia Stutz
    Lydia Stutz 2 months ago

    all Trevor talks about is trump this trump that. why don't you suck his cock already Trevor you know you want some white cock in your mouth as much as you talk about trump kinda homo dude I've never seen someone stuck on another man as much as Trevor is on trump really wierd

  • mrmidnightmovie
    mrmidnightmovie 2 months ago

    As an American of European decent I would like to invite all South Africans of European decent to America

  • ctr411
    ctr411 2 months ago

    Wait, you're African? I thought that was just a weird British accent.

  • Joya Lewis
    Joya Lewis 2 months ago

    you know it's serious when Trevor doesn't end the show with a joke

  • Ikura Kurage
    Ikura Kurage 2 months ago +11

    We all owe Trevor 20 now. LOL

  • Lesedi Keneliwe
    Lesedi Keneliwe 2 months ago +2

    One word to describe the video TRUE

  • Lee Alexander
    Lee Alexander 2 months ago +1

    I was considering Mexico or somewhere south of the border. Maybe my horse will take me if I can avoid falling off.

  • Mohammad AbuHammad
    Mohammad AbuHammad 2 months ago +1

    We actually owe you a 20 😂😂😂😂
    Firing comey

  • Hasna Deen
    Hasna Deen 3 months ago +2

    We owe Trevor $20...

  • Max Elliott
    Max Elliott 3 months ago +1

    Why don't you talk about the oncoming genocide of white people in south africa? Surely thats a lot more important than what a foreign, ohhhh thats right I forgot that black people only care for the same skin as theirs

  • Karen Kennedy
    Karen Kennedy 3 months ago +1

    I owe you $20!

  • Wim V
    Wim V 3 months ago

    baaie dankie :)

  • Chris Bezuidenhout
    Chris Bezuidenhout 3 months ago +1

    Trevor Noah, I want to tell you something in your mother tongue, not to embarrass you too much in front of your followers: Jy wat vir daardie ANC regering gestem het, nou wil jy hier 'n hoogs intelligente man soos Trump kom vergelyk met daardie ongeletterde barbaar wat nie kan lees of skryf nie, wat nie eers 'n getal bokant 99 kan uitlees nie, wel dan kan ek nie anders as om vir jou te se, dat jy maar net so dom is as Zuma. Of ly jy maar net aan 'n minderwaardigheid kompleks?

  • Liza Bezuidenhout
    Liza Bezuidenhout 3 months ago

    I don't know how you can even compare Trump to Zuma. Trump was accused of rape but it did not happen. Zuma was accused of rape was in court for it and admitted it. Trump has an education. Zuma has less than a 6th grade education. Trump doesn't go around singing songs of killing a certain race of people, Zuma goes around singing songs that refers to killing the white people in South Africa. I could go on and on but I am not going to waste my time on a Trevor Noah video. I find that comparing Zuma to any human being is an insult. Why do you think Trevor Noah is here in America? Just stop and think about it.

  • jasmine olvera
    jasmine olvera 3 months ago +2

    Damn, we owe him $20

  • Lewis Reader
    Lewis Reader 3 months ago

    so funny

  • King McLaughlin
    King McLaughlin 3 months ago +1

    Listen Snowflakes, Nations are pendulums, when you try to swing one too far one way, like how far-right South Africa forced Apartheid and/or how pre-Trump USA was forcing identity politics and "reparations" down out throats, it swings back HARD, the president of Southern Africa's a shameless prick who'll gleefully sing a song about killing Whites and the Alt-Right has formed due to everything from White Nationalists to Classic Liberals to Libertarians being straw manned and demonized by the liberal establishment, that's the lesson.

  • Timothj Longo
    Timothj Longo 3 months ago +1

    Watching this just after Trump fired Comey etc. Quite impressive, quite scaring.

  • legion999
    legion999 3 months ago

    It really churns my gut how these populist scumbags are called "men of the people" as if they give a fuck about them. As well as these retarded, gullible, frustrated voters who hate the courts and the media for imagined slights or their own failures and would cheer at their destruction, without stopping to think how that might fuck them over as well. Especially given trump's record as an employer.

  • legion999
    legion999 3 months ago +1

    Isn't it funny that almost all of these anti-establishment candidates are almost inevitably actually part of the establishment? Like how did people believe that a famous billionaire businessman with undoubtedly hundreds of contacts and business relationships was from outside the establishment or against it? You can't get much more establishment-y than trump.

  • paul mogendi
    paul mogendi 3 months ago +1

    Lol I just watched this, too funny I was actually in African when Trump got elected and could not believe it at all! (like some kind of joke or bad dream) Unfortunately I didn't get a chance to vote the little good things Obama has done are gonna be flipped over one by one because of the "delusional" support demonstrated on TV and to me its not a big deal to have a women in office (just not one of those really racist witches) some made that a deciding factor just like race and how could Hillary be worse than Trump? Oh well smh maybe Bernie Sanders will run again but I do miss their madness, histeria, and antics about Obama like: he's a socialist, hes tearing up the country, he's the antichrist, I don't want my tax dollars blah blah blah. Now we have a government that is as functional and logical as the people who wanted it there like that. The worst is yet to come and it's just what they ordered.

  • Nnena Uchendu
    Nnena Uchendu 3 months ago +2

    it's like a prophesy Trevor! It's a lot worse!

  • Ahora ya
    Ahora ya 3 months ago

    Zuma anti-establishment? It depends on what we can understand for "establishment" as the ANC is by far the main political party in South Africa, and now they control power in many areas, so they have become the "establishment" during the last two decades....but it is true that now Colombia is on the verge of overtaking South Africa´s GDP both nominal and at PPP.

  • Mondli Mzulwini
    Mondli Mzulwini 3 months ago

    Kwaaa hahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭

  • Mark Stinson
    Mark Stinson 3 months ago

    From what I understand blacks are killing whites in South Africa and their president sang about it on tv. Maybe they should do a show about that instead of Trump.

    • Mark Stinson
      Mark Stinson 3 months ago

      +Edwin Ramokolo Rueters, American Free Press, few others


    • Edwin Ramokolo
      Edwin Ramokolo 3 months ago

      please provide me evidence of black killing whites and I can give ones of farmers killing black!! and FYI it was the opposition leader that sang the song of killing the whites of which its a song that was sung during the apartheid era


    • Chris Bezuidenhout
      Chris Bezuidenhout 3 months ago

      It is true and you know it.


    • Mark Stinson
      Mark Stinson 3 months ago

      +Edwin Ramokolo. Just going by what I've seen and heard


    • Edwin Ramokolo
      Edwin Ramokolo 3 months ago

      not true


  • Chantelle Provan
    Chantelle Provan 3 months ago +1

    Come back to Africa where you belong. Loose the accent .Stop bothering the Americans....?

  • Chain Plays
    Chain Plays 3 months ago

    blind trust, cant see... JOHN CENA!

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  • Zandi Pienaar
    Zandi Pienaar 3 months ago

    Dear Trevor if you see this I want you to know that I am a south african who lives in america. I support Trump and dislike Zuma. You cannot relate Zuma and Trump when Trump hasn't even been in office that long and you are making HUGE assumptions. Have you ever actually watched the news without trying to make jokes with the words people say. I mean you have to actually hear what Donald trump says to understand that his claims are good. People in South Africa now are praying for the end of Zuma and most americans are impressed by trump. They are not alike.

  • Stephen Kohley
    Stephen Kohley 3 months ago

    court systems
    scary!

  • Stephen Kohley
    Stephen Kohley 3 months ago

    #FakeNewsHeadCanon
    3:21 OMG Marco Rubio is the Russian Prostitute! like in Rubio commented about Trump's dick size & drinks a shitload of water. where does it go? onto Donald Trump in Russia. mhm!
    like Marco's pretty & the Kremlin probably didn't want to give up their best hooker for the oval office. also with the straight propaganda over there accusing nature of being propaganda..

    yeah. it's totally Rubio.

    also what if Rubio wasn't a hooker? what if it's more of a sugar daddy situation that went bye bye?

  • Repins Watson
    Repins Watson 3 months ago

    I owe Trevor $20

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  • BootsWithFur
    BootsWithFur 3 months ago

    South Africa's 3rd world?

  • iameye
    iameye 3 months ago

    "Can his dealer get to the White House" 🤣🤣

  • Lyfe262
    Lyfe262 4 months ago

    Fuck Trump

  • TheAwkward One
    TheAwkward One 4 months ago

    lolllll

  • Saadiek Basadien
    Saadiek Basadien 4 months ago +1

    this isn't even funny. As a South African, this is actually really Sad. I sincerely hope this Zuma guy loses presidency and goes on trial for this shit he's caught on.

  • Douglas Smith
    Douglas Smith 4 months ago +1

    This guy is a moron South Africa life expentancy has fell by over 10 years since blacks took power

  • bryce panter
    bryce panter 4 months ago +1

    Trevor! We need some comedy about Zuma this guy is killing us. #Zumamustfall :-)

  • Sigritus
    Sigritus 4 months ago

    The only one time I give Trump right is that Hillary is indeed the "C" word. But Trump has small hands so that kinda ballances it out

  • michael miller
    michael miller 4 months ago

    except jacobs probelm is that none of its ies, its all true

  • Natasha Thandroyen
    Natasha Thandroyen 4 months ago

    The delete the internet button didn't work:/

  • ALPHA JOHN
    ALPHA JOHN 4 months ago

    anti-trump Trevon Noah

  • Susy Q
    Susy Q 4 months ago

    OMG This is fantastic! I laugh at everything this man says. You are spectacular Trevor...

  • dman2159
    dman2159 4 months ago

    People kept saying we dodge the bullet with Hillary. Yeah, but we got a freaking nuclear bomb instead. Oh well, for all the people that voted for Him, let's hope he does get this sense of direction to lead this country for the greater good and not for his personal gains.

  • Cizfinestbaby92
    Cizfinestbaby92 4 months ago

    Trevor Noah is a great guy love him. trump and zuma are both fucking crooks, liars, mafiosos, ugly ass mothafuckers and their supporters are dumb ass fuck they're like fucking brain dead zombies. trump and zuma are an embarrassment to the United States and South Africa and the world.

  • Mila L
    Mila L 4 months ago

    hate the negativity Trevor

  • Natasha South African
    Natasha South African 4 months ago

    They are like the same person!

  • Piriathy
    Piriathy 4 months ago

    6:33 why do Trump's 2 sons have the same haircut? Anyone else think that's odd?

  • Oli Joni
    Oli Joni 4 months ago

    Trump is no original. Freaking copy cat

  • BBradshawProductions
    BBradshawProductions 4 months ago

    Today, I heard Zuma turned his country's credit to shit today by firing the finance minister. So...America here we go!

  • Felicity Garcia
    Felicity Garcia 4 months ago

    White peoples love sueing people

  • Simnikiwe Gqibani
    Simnikiwe Gqibani 4 months ago

    i recently perceived that Tvevor is not just a comedian...

  • yzv
    yzv 4 months ago

    I still say (4/1/17) this was Noah's most prophetic warning. I come back to it regularly when I become frazzled over the latest Trump tweets, White House foolery, the Russia mess - "I ain't got time to list all of it"! Why watch this scary piece over again? Because it is a cold shower of realism lest I too become so overwhelmed by Trump's highjacking our democracy I give up and morph into nothing but a shrug and a shuffle.

  • Colin Dolo
    Colin Dolo 4 months ago +1

    this guy is the sht rit here man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • frank P
    frank P 4 months ago

    America has been fooled! we are in big trouble. if we don't get our shit together everything we hold dear will be lost. wake up people!

  • Intrinsically Me
    Intrinsically Me 4 months ago

    trump is just dumb but people are scared of his transparency. is it better for everyone when smooth criminals are running ur nation?

  • Kalebe Alves
    Kalebe Alves 4 months ago

    lol, crazy to watch this in 2017 and realize that Trump is doing everything Zumba did... including 9:00
    good one Noah.

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