President Crazypants | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • Runtime: 7:52
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Comments: 1 776

  • claronium 780
    claronium 780 25 days ago

    Hey Trump voters, how's that making America crap - I mean great again thing workin' out for ya? Will be over in 3 1/2 years though don't worry - then America can start to rebuild from the bottom up!

  • Jaffa T
    Jaffa T Month ago

    How can the people who voted for President Dumpy or the Republican Party believe that Donald can make America great when all he's doing is making the 1% riches and everyone else poorer!

  • Edwin James
    Edwin James Month ago

    Bill Maher for 2020.

  • Sandra Collett
    Sandra Collett Month ago

    Fakers. Most comments don't let you respond/ reply. Paid shills.

  • Mac Haggis
    Mac Haggis 2 months ago

    "Thats the great thing about having tiny hands - you can easily pull stuff out of your ass" Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn!

  • wha wha
    wha wha 2 months ago

    May be all the intelligents who affected should move to other countries and leave trump addicts screwing themselves.

  • v a
    v a 2 months ago

    i wanna like this 1000 times more

  • Matthew Baran
    Matthew Baran 3 months ago

    Don't forget to shove a cactus up your ass Bill.

  • SwingingSisterBlues77
    SwingingSisterBlues77 3 months ago

    I wonder if Mr Trump knows that in England his name means Mr Fart

  • يوسف القرعان

    fuk u

  • Adrian Cheale
    Adrian Cheale 3 months ago

    It's about time you Americans grew some balls and got rid of that muppet in the white house. Your country is so brainwashed and dumbed down, it's amazing to see from afar. if only you could see what we can see....

  • kate grace
    kate grace 3 months ago

    gotta luv bill mahar

  • Dimitri Boyarski
    Dimitri Boyarski 3 months ago +1

    So why the f*** is this dumb c*** still in charge!? Come one yanks! I could really do with a little faith in humanity these days. Please.

  • Roman Plastinin
    Roman Plastinin 3 months ago +1

    I really hoped that Trump would fulfil his promises but I guess you can believe anything that republicans say

  • Gege Andersen
    Gege Andersen 4 months ago +1

    So smart, so clear. What an Ace this guy is. What a fucking monstrosity americans did, electing a mentally ill white fat swine to be their president. Thank god people like Mayer exist.

  • FreshyungBenz
    FreshyungBenz 4 months ago

    I'm sorry but We R Fucked🙁

  • br ha
    br ha 4 months ago

    bill maher is a hateful and bitter person.  Why would people listen to him?  The point is....listen to the truth. Turn to God!!

  • thermonuclearwarfare
    thermonuclearwarfare 4 months ago

    They think he is going to be, those who currently support him, their savior.

    There is no one, no one. Trump cares about less than the people who are not making it in this world.

    Those people -- those people don't yet realize it -- he considers to be losers.

  • Fay Ryuujin
    Fay Ryuujin 4 months ago

    Yes, Trump was right - I am tried of winning!

    Holy fuck, who are the fucking RETARDS that voted for a shithead lying cock sucker?

  • Annie Saelee
    Annie Saelee 4 months ago

    ppl around the world hate him so much it's effecting our safety...

  • Sharon Schubert
    Sharon Schubert 4 months ago +1

    Trumps an idiot! Bill ur amazing. Thank god im Canadian.

  • crypt keeper 071
    crypt keeper 071 4 months ago +1

    would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

  • Insignificant Life form
    Insignificant Life form 4 months ago +1

    Merkel is a traitor to the German people. He should have slapped her in the face for trying to destroy Europe.

  • What-If Machine
    What-If Machine 4 months ago +1

    Bill's frustration is palpable here, and with good reason. No sane person should be okay with what is going on with the current administration. I have never seen such blatant corruption and incompetence in my entire life.

  • tomitstube
    tomitstube 4 months ago

    lmao, "don't start groaning, i'll go fucking nuts on you..."

  • Amy Murphy
    Amy Murphy 4 months ago +1

    lipstick on a pig does not make him human!

  • geekdivaherself
    geekdivaherself 4 months ago +1

    I haven't laughed _sooo_ much, _sooo_ involuntarily for a long time like I did just now, after the joke that started around 5:20 or so! It's funny because it's *true*! Yet, it's true because it's sad.
    Okay, back to funny to reduce my stress levels so I don't blow out some important part of my circulatory system before my vote is next needed.

    • geekdivaherself
      geekdivaherself 4 months ago

      I think people were groaning more than laughing because we couldn't tell if those tweets that Maher said that Trump posted about German Chancellor Angela Merkel were just jokes OR something the Commander-in-Heat *really tweeted*!!!

      I _still_ feel like I should go look it up to double-check. And this is the SECOND time I had to pause the video to post about it!

  • mikenpensacola
    mikenpensacola 4 months ago +1

    Finally looked at Trumps Tweets. WTF ! 90% of the comments are telling him what a asshole he is ,what a dumb fuck he is or telling him to shut up you stupid shit ! What does he get out of twitter ?

  • Emilia Kaplan
    Emilia Kaplan 4 months ago +1

    Twitter in Chief

  • Bos B
    Bos B 4 months ago +1

    Is Maher better than Trump? Certainly does not look like it so what's the point of running his mouth 200 mph. I criticized Trump, too but it's because I have a much better political system available for people. You got to have credentials first before you start running your lips. Democratic Cultural Socialism for the future! Ibrica a.k.a Bos is my name

  • Wycked Ways
    Wycked Ways 4 months ago +1

    The man child aka trump is mentally incompetent. The republicans and trump supporters know that now and some are admitting it, some are still in the closet. It's not rocket science to know we now have a mental patient in the oval office. He needs to be removed before more damage is done.

  • American Lowlife
    American Lowlife 4 months ago

    Savage level 1000%

  • American Lowlife
    American Lowlife 4 months ago

    Ahhh, a little black lung never hurt anybody! Get your asses in there!

  • Miss Thang
    Miss Thang 4 months ago

    Put the "so called" president Dump down!!!

  • Dave Haz
    Dave Haz 4 months ago

    BTW., all you rights and lefts. Get off your fucking high horse and support each other for the better of humanity!! Not your own self interest. We are the ONLY country that allows anyone to come here and change there lives. That doesn't mean we re going to shit in our own back yard, cut our own throats to accommodate ANYONE who doesn't want to work for a better live, nor will accept you trying to push your religion on us. Live a better life, support your neighbor and shut the fuck up. You want to be a closet queen, or prey to whatever god. Do it on your space on your own time

  • National Embarrassment
    National Embarrassment 4 months ago +1

    MAGA : make America garbage again 😵😷😲😱👺👽👹👻👾👿 lock up all this GOP lunatic nazi's 💀💀💀💀 and there orange 🎃 monster Trump ..

  • National Embarrassment
    National Embarrassment 4 months ago

    MAGA : make America garbage again 😵😷😲😱👺👽👹👻👾👿 lock up all this GOP lunatic nazi's 💀💀💀💀 and there orange 🎃 monster Trump ..

  • Dan Mitchell
    Dan Mitchell 4 months ago


  • Susannah Jones
    Susannah Jones 4 months ago

    We should stop relying on politicians to decide and run our lives. These people are self interested and will only serve themselves and the interests that pay them. It's possible to bypass them. They are not more important than you the public. That's why their called public servants. Put them back in their place. Well done to the resistance 🍻

  • 27trains
    27trains 4 months ago

    That is an amazing idea. President Bill Maher. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • Isaac Fratti
    Isaac Fratti 4 months ago

    13/4 is a fraction too

  • David Beaty
    David Beaty 4 months ago

    Bill supports putting them on welfare

  • David Beaty
    David Beaty 4 months ago

    democrats support pedophiles and rapists.

  • Bolton
    Bolton 4 months ago

    trump is a cuck. so are his supporters.

  • Jon McLain
    Jon McLain 4 months ago

    Love you Bill Maher!!!!

  • Camillus Alemoh
    Camillus Alemoh 4 months ago

    Who takes money from Muppets? Ronald Drump!

  • Jim Naylor
    Jim Naylor 4 months ago +2

    Impeach President A-hole.

  • rexman45
    rexman45 4 months ago

    Maher is a liberal democrat shill that isn't Evan funny ...

  • rexman45
    rexman45 4 months ago


  • Curtis Garbett
    Curtis Garbett 4 months ago

    Bill Mayer

  • wim van meirvenne
    wim van meirvenne 4 months ago

    actually I'm from Belgiumstan in Eurabia. ower city's er unrecuniseble , they er being terroriset by muslim gangs with no mercy and unimageble horror thanks to Merkel. About Angela Merkel, everybody in Eurabia hates that evil pigshitt cunt. 🐖💩.

  • Robert Adame
    Robert Adame 4 months ago +1

    Tomorrow The American Health Care System will be voted on by Congress.. Trump said that if Congress does not Okay the new plan, America will be stuck with Obamacare. Some Republicans don't like it because their town hall meetings were very much against it. Some Republicans say that the plan has too much of Obama-care provisions in the Republican plan. We will see what happens tomorrow.

  • cinnamongirl3121
    cinnamongirl3121 4 months ago +2

    Donald Trump Make America Heartless Again.

  • cinnamongirl3121
    cinnamongirl3121 4 months ago

    Oh and be sure to let them know that if they support this mess they will lose your vote then be sure to follow through...we can do it.

  • cinnamongirl3121
    cinnamongirl3121 4 months ago +1

    For everyone here talking about Meals on Wheels. I don't know anyone that needs it but I know for a fact that people do need it. I encourage you all to contact your Congress people, all of them and I will do the same. It's a very sad day when a great country like this will stand by while the elderly starve. They've earned our respect and they deserve so much more, not less. This is so embarrassing but maybe we can stop it. Make those calls.

  • Marisha Ghosh
    Marisha Ghosh 4 months ago

    Oh this isn't even sad anymore! It's just funny!!

  • Kenneth William Elkington
    Kenneth William Elkington 4 months ago +1

    Trump's tiny hands... pullin' stuff out of his ass.... well, guess that's one of many possible explanations for his delusional deflections and petty rants.

  • Gee Beezy
    Gee Beezy 4 months ago +1

    Bill, please stop making sense of the senseless. No one listens except intelligent people who didn't vote for him.

  • David Beaty
    David Beaty 5 months ago

    well we don't care(especially Maher) about the animals solar and wind kill. Bet he tortures little animals.

  • Marisha Ghosh
    Marisha Ghosh 5 months ago

    Oh the part at 3:08.. Was fantastic!! Honestly sometimes it all just feels like a dream it's so surreal!! Then I realize it's a nightmare!

  • Brouhaha Ma
    Brouhaha Ma 5 months ago +1

    You are a sick culture, America. Take two and call me in the morning.

  • Sean Doherty-Powell
    Sean Doherty-Powell 5 months ago +1

    I promise your healthcare will be a fraction of the price!

    Disclamer: that fraction is 17/2

  • Jennifer hawk
    Jennifer hawk 5 months ago +1

    Guess he's not so crazy about the wire tapping now huh Nunez doesn't see it that way. Laughs on you Maher. Some things I don't agree with trump but he's trying to end nwo.

    NAJEBULLAH YOUSUFI 5 months ago

    where the fuck were these comments during the election? the Internet was full of trump supporters

  • lisa heu
    lisa heu 5 months ago

    I used to not like him but lately I've been following the news and seeing him talk politics and I'm liking him and his views.

  • Sue Pinckney
    Sue Pinckney 5 months ago

    This man is sooo funny! Calls it like it is

  • John 17
    John 17 5 months ago +1

    I remember when Maher's monologues were funny.

  • BenE. Taylor
    BenE. Taylor 5 months ago +7

    If you think that an administration of billionaires, by billionaires, for billionaires gives any thought to the idiots who voted for them then you are seriously out of touch with reality.

    • Mark Freedom
      Mark Freedom 4 months ago

      BenE. Taylor / However, don't u rem Hilary saying they left the office broke and in debt. But now are worth 10's of millions. So I say , get them in Rich already, they don't need our money, they live on their reputations when they have so much already. Obama's kids are even millionaires now. So maybe you want to rethink that. 💫

  • Janice Beecher
    Janice Beecher 5 months ago +1

    I can't even laugh at this. He's telling us what the US will be like under the Trump administration. No environment, no seniors, starving veterans and children, no health care for those same people, etc., etc. What a sad situation! And Trump supporters still won't admit they've been conned.

  • oohbutter
    oohbutter 5 months ago

    Bill your show needs to be Mon - Fri bc the comedy and jokes that come out of this administrations mouth are daily

  • Imz Haz
    Imz Haz 5 months ago

    President crazy pants! Yes he is!!

  • SN1350
    SN1350 5 months ago

    will these dumbfuck trump supporters ever wake the hell up?

  • Pat Brennan
    Pat Brennan 5 months ago +2

    I live in Canada in the province of Ontario and we spend 75% of our health care budget on the dieing, the results are always the same and the system milks as much as they can from these people before they die, let them live with dignity but let them die with dignity too..

  • Nietzsches Muse
    Nietzsches Muse 5 months ago

    I love you Bill Maher!

  • truthtrumpsdumbness
    truthtrumpsdumbness 5 months ago

    Someone needs to change the logo on those hats ....."Make America a laughing stock again" - that's what Trump is doing to you good people of the US... and to all of the magnificent things that you have achieved.

  • LX
    LX 5 months ago

    and the audiance is still laughing... i know he is funny but all of this shit is not funny at all... it is reality

  • Colton Allgire
    Colton Allgire 5 months ago +1

    Trump, like his supporters, only care about themselves until they have something to lose.

  • michael sorensen
    michael sorensen 5 months ago

    Bill Maher the religiosphobe. What a sad man he is.

  • Brenda North
    Brenda North 5 months ago +1

    Like Bill...brilliant and funny! Just a little too much of the 13-year-old that just learned "bad words" in the school bathroom. He seems to relish repeating them over and over...snarky grin upon delivery. Swear there's a mockingbird on steroids in my neighborhood. This bird could give Bill a run for his money. "KA-KA! KA-KA! DOODY!"

  • ZelbeQahi
    ZelbeQahi 5 months ago

    America's the most embarrassing nation ever founded.

  • lance melder
    lance melder 5 months ago

    I came here for the comments

  • koukimonzta
    koukimonzta 5 months ago


  • Jara
    Jara 5 months ago

    Humpty-Dump T (soon to be "Humpty Dump T Fell off the Hill")

  • Deborah Gallant
    Deborah Gallant 5 months ago +1

    the poorest of the poor....Meals on Wheels...I know I volunteered with them...these people who need to eat and have no one else to care for go to their door and peak inside to see an apt. that is completely empty...they have nothing....and this is who you stop funding???

  • Linda Garza
    Linda Garza 5 months ago +1

    We have so many kids that need these meals!! It was the best program, don't take always!! Meals on wheels already short funded!!!

  • Dennis Hartnett
    Dennis Hartnett 5 months ago

    Brilliant monologue!

  • herb tender
    herb tender 5 months ago

    L00K's like Obama Tapped  that Ass after all !!!

  • davh10
    davh10 5 months ago

    I do not like Trump at all but Obama messed with health care screwed people should have left it alone.
    Both parties suck do not care about average people. Bill Maher doesn't care about anything but himself
    he is garbage.

  • veta golitsyn
    veta golitsyn 5 months ago

    Merkel phone was hacking too

  • Stone King
    Stone King 5 months ago

    Trump sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Carolina Rosito
    Carolina Rosito 5 months ago

    Bill Maher, you're the best. Wish you were President.

  • Lucas Sg
    Lucas Sg 5 months ago

    How the hell can there still be supporters of this stupidest of all possible administrations?? Americans should know they're really not advertising themselves right now.

  • Ghostdoctor
    Ghostdoctor 5 months ago

    "You want Republicans to care about kids, you'll just have to jam them back in the uterus". Lol, that's gold.

  • john adair
    john adair 5 months ago


  • Bob Levittan
    Bob Levittan 5 months ago

    I used to laugh at political comedy. I find it hard to laugh anymore. Even sadder are the comments of the FUCKING MORONS who voted for the orange man-baby, who apparently have nothing better to do. If any of those stupid, brainless shits want to waste their time by posting a comment on my post, just know that I'm not going to read them.

  • Pam Hutchinson
    Pam Hutchinson 5 months ago

    Low Income Families lives have been destroyed by jobs going out and cheap labor coming in. Many are now killing themselves in record numbers

  • Fleck Smugbrother
    Fleck Smugbrother 5 months ago

    God help this species.......

  • Thom Miller
    Thom Miller 5 months ago

    So the GOP says the POOR and disabled don't need our tax money for help....but the rich still does??? Where is your brains GOP ? You're going to give defense contractors $55B so your sons and daughters can die in a Holy war the Bible says we're gonna lose any way ???  For being the Christian Right,  there is not an ounce of Christianity in any of them. God help you....

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