I Can't Decide What My Last Meal Should Be

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    Katie Marovitch
    Gregory Wallace

    Director - Michael Schaubach
    Writer - Katie Marovitch
    Producer - Shane Crown
    Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
    Director of Photography - Jay Carey
    1st AC - Steven Kan
    2nd AC/DIT - Scott Sison
    Gaffer - Eddy Scully
    Key Grip - Dominic D'Astice
    Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter of BoTown Sound
    HMU - Denise Valentine
    Production Designer - Kaeleigh Morrison
    President of Original Content - Sam Reich
    Senior Vice President of Production - Spencer Griffin
    Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks
    Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
    Production Legal - Karen Segall
    Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
    Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
    Production Assistant - Kennya Rivera
    Production Assistant - Talia Miller
    Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
    Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
    Content Management Supervisor - Theodora Hart
    Programming Assistant - Caroline Langella
    Editor - Thom Newell & Sam Geer
    Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
    Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Mark Chernausek
    Assistant Editor - Matt Decker
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  • Runtime: 4:05
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Comments: 3 752

  • Wavvey
    Wavvey Hour ago

    I'd eat a bunch of Krabby Patties and explode like Squiward until I blow up and go out on my own terms😂😭

  • piece'o sh1t
    piece'o sh1t 3 hours ago

    What about cocaine?

  • Riley McLaughlin
    Riley McLaughlin 3 hours ago

    Wait. Why'd he even go in?

  • Marquia
    Marquia 3 hours ago

    that voice is so annoying

  • Samurai Of memes
    Samurai Of memes 6 hours ago

    I would have KBBQ so I can always keep eating and never stop.

  • French Toast
    French Toast 13 hours ago

    oh ok

  • Puffy Man
    Puffy Man 13 hours ago

    Just change the music and you got yourself a really good scene

  • Chad Monney
    Chad Monney 14 hours ago

    I would want 20x chicken legend from McDonalds 10x large chips 10x double cheese burgers 10x chicken burger

  • ka hei chan
    ka hei chan 14 hours ago

    I, a vegetarian, would like to have a Vihart thanks giving meal, just to smell the Turduckenailailhenailailduckenailailenailail. And feed on the rest.

  • golden guy
    golden guy 18 hours ago


    MASHRUM Day ago

    for my last meal I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

  • ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴏxɪᴄ ѕкєlєтσи

    Would it be wrong for me to commit homicide so I can get a free last meal.

  • Lachster Gaming
    Lachster Gaming Day ago

    My last meal would be one with my family

  • SurrealJC Games
    SurrealJC Games Day ago

    ooommmmgggggg!!!!!!! epic.

  • Shattered Dreams

    This bitches voice is so annoying, ruins the whole video

  • Daniel Nguyen- Hoang

    plot twist: she wasn't acting

  • Eddie Spi
    Eddie Spi Day ago

    Well, this is just... smart. I'd do that.

  • Elisse Williams
    Elisse Williams Day ago

    Katie would be the *perfect* Harley Quinn.

  • Abram Andreu
    Abram Andreu 2 days ago

    She would be an awesome harleyquinn!!!

  • Trinity English
    Trinity English 2 days ago

    *"A neatly stacked pyramid of Fiery Doritos Locas Tacos, with Mt. Due"*

    -Trinity J. English 2017
    (Before death sentence)

  • yoongistrash
    yoongistrash 2 days ago

    omg me

    • yoongistrash
      yoongistrash 2 days ago

      wait nvm i wouldnt eat another human

  • Richie Coo
    Richie Coo 2 days ago

    Theres clearly something going wrong in my head. I was so turned on.

  • Ieuan Mills
    Ieuan Mills 3 days ago

    I'd be content with a few crumpets and a mug of tea

  • Burgundy
    Burgundy 3 days ago


  • Neikoo
    Neikoo 3 days ago

    To be honest i would ask for a big mac and a bottle of champagne.. cheap bottle

  • Ken Kaneki
    Ken Kaneki 3 days ago

    Harley Quinn? IS THAT YOU?!

  • Ken Kaneki
    Ken Kaneki 3 days ago

    I want to try a human... I'm weird

  • Frans Cat
    Frans Cat 4 days ago


  • NovaPhoenix 107
    NovaPhoenix 107 4 days ago

    Can you guys make a movie about her? She would make an amazing villain.

  • Xbro360
    Xbro360 4 days ago

    I'd be that guy that asks for a huge bowl of caviar covered in truffle just to be a dick, because it's so expensive.

  • Xbro360
    Xbro360 4 days ago

    That was like cyanide and happiness crap right there.

  • Regina Rose
    Regina Rose 4 days ago

    Omg omg hahahahaha

  • Smokin Memes all day

    Surprise me
    You get shit

  • Kulwinder Singh
    Kulwinder Singh 4 days ago

    I would love to have beer and chicken as my last meal.... with poison in it..

  • Smil- e
    Smil- e 5 days ago

    How about the blood of your enemies?

  • oreomonogatari
    oreomonogatari 5 days ago

    So this is a couple of years in the future when Katie's gone completely batshit insane. She's already showing signs of insanity, so I like how this is actually plausible.

  • Teh Savage Derpy Unicron Cat That Is Blue

    THAT. WAS. AWESOME. 😂😂😂😂

  • hacker hacker
    hacker hacker 5 days ago

    I will have 21 peice of chicken nuggets from the cheese cake factory, two large pepperoni pizzas from Costco, a bag of tutti fruity and blackberry and orangejelly beans, and a six-pack of Pepsi. 1 combo pizza from Costco 2 fillets medium rare with onions and pepper garnish before cooking on a charcoal fire without lighter fluid and extra large fries from burger king 3 Hershey's bars 2 pounds of lays classic chips and a raw angus beef with onions and pepper and 5 lamajos Armenian style and 2 pounds of lavash I know my meal would feed a third world contry but I am gonna die

    option 2 all of smart and finals target and Costco combined

  • Josie Keomany
    Josie Keomany 5 days ago

    I feel like Katie would make a great Harley Quinn.

  • Preben Thomsen
    Preben Thomsen 5 days ago

    her acting is actually really good

  • Alex.
    Alex. 5 days ago

    Well, that escalated quickly.

  • Boop Beep Baap
    Boop Beep Baap 5 days ago

    She sounds like Crona LOL "Nonoooo I don't feeeeel like it..."

  • Diane Moore
    Diane Moore 6 days ago

    Katie is so amazing I'm this video. I have watched it over and over again. I still love it. He acting is on point. Her voice sounds exactly like the voice of a convict. This is some of her best writing.

  • Salty Styles
    Salty Styles 6 days ago

    Reminds me of my gf

  • Gangster Hamster
    Gangster Hamster 6 days ago

    So cute

  • Chimmie Mochi
    Chimmie Mochi 6 days ago

    Prison guard: What do you want for your last meal

    Me: I want

    2 number 9s

    A number 9 large

    A number 6 with extra dip

    A number 7

    2 number 45s - one with cheese

    And a large soda

    Forgive my poor soul for that, I needed to get it out my system

  • Shivam Manav
    Shivam Manav 6 days ago

    Looks like fake likes on this one :v

  • Cycling Cycles
    Cycling Cycles 7 days ago

    An all you can eat buffet?

  • Savten
    Savten 7 days ago

    why do they give you a last meal cuz then you shit everywhere

  • Asha Buehler
    Asha Buehler 7 days ago

    Katie has been on her best game lately. You go! :)

  • Benjamin Joseph
    Benjamin Joseph 7 days ago


  • rraannddoomm
    rraannddoomm 7 days ago

    Mine would be french toast or sausage rolls

  • TXejas19
    TXejas19 7 days ago

    "Dont kiss that" lol

  • tk m
    tk m 8 days ago

    can you order bottomless fries or chips and salsa to avoid the death penalty?

  • Austin Wood
    Austin Wood 8 days ago

    Katie is so sexy in the weirdest way.

  • TacoGaming HD
    TacoGaming HD 8 days ago

    breakfast is good *all the time*

  • Angelo Carlo Joaquin

    Harley Quinn?

  • Samantha McIntyre
    Samantha McIntyre 9 days ago

    That was rather scary

  • Tarek Halloun
    Tarek Halloun 9 days ago

    Her freakness and voice is hot!!

  • WillTea
    WillTea 9 days ago

    I really hope she's single... I mean... For like... A survey I'm doing... For... Uhh... Census?

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    *H A N D S*

  • lunα pαrk
    lunα pαrk 10 days ago

    just ask for McDonalds ice cream,,, that machine is always BROKE

  • mr000brightside
    mr000brightside 10 days ago

    This actress is fucking hilarious

  • Jayz - A Gamer SneakerHead

    I would choose a 5lb lobster, a king crab, some extra crispy spicy KFC, KFC Mashed potatoes and gravy, and a Big Mac with bacon on it

  • Love life And memes yasss

    My last meal would be

    2 Burger King burgers
    2 large fries
    1 small tub of cookie dough ice cream
    And a Dr Pepper

  • rainbow barfer623
    rainbow barfer623 11 days ago

    I really liked this character MOREEEE PLEASEEEEE

  • András Fogarasi
    András Fogarasi 11 days ago +1

    I would request chicken.


  • Theodore Azmi
    Theodore Azmi 11 days ago

    why does the cell door has a knob on the inside :D
    but i really like how u used materials to make the rest of the set

  • LozerClub
    LozerClub 11 days ago

    Do you see how annoying she is? That's what real crazy looks like. That a great videe lol

  • Elite Andy
    Elite Andy 12 days ago +1


  • Mr Weaboo
    Mr Weaboo 12 days ago

    I want the cop guy in more sketches

  • wirklichdoof
    wirklichdoof 12 days ago +1

    She did that skit perfectly lol. I don't think anyone could've done it better

  • The Baron Productions
    The Baron Productions 12 days ago

    If there's a new 'Scary Movie' coming up, somebody sign up Katie ffs.

  • Dodie Yellow
    Dodie Yellow 12 days ago

    My Love for this will never die

  • Mr. Blue
    Mr. Blue 12 days ago

    Ribeye steak with loaded baked potatos an a dr. Pepper

  • Incraftable
    Incraftable 12 days ago

    Bottomless bucket of chicken 😏😏😏

  • Benny Vibes
    Benny Vibes 13 days ago

    I'm secretly scared of Katie

  • J.J. Carr
    J.J. Carr 13 days ago

    Top 10 Anime Plot Twists

  • ToxicX Dreameater
    ToxicX Dreameater 13 days ago

    This is what Harley Quinn does

  • unknown skeleton
    unknown skeleton 13 days ago

    I'd want an all you can eat buffet I'd never get executed

  • Michael Rammings
    Michael Rammings 13 days ago

    Wtf she sound like golem

  • juf tin
    juf tin 13 days ago

    My last meal ahahhahahahahahahaha this remind me of a novel i was reading

  • juf tin
    juf tin 13 days ago

    My last meal ahahhahahahahahahaha this remind me of a novel i was reading

  • Gary Liseo Jr
    Gary Liseo Jr 14 days ago

    Liver and fava beans

  • Partimegamers
    Partimegamers 14 days ago

    Anyone notice that subtle mac Donald's ad they put in their

  • W H E E Z E Of darkness
    W H E E Z E Of darkness 14 days ago +1

    *When I'm grounded and my parents ask me what I want for dinner.*

  • Phoenix Destroyer
    Phoenix Destroyer 14 days ago

    It's funny because I believe Katie would do that

  • CrouchinCorner
    CrouchinCorner 14 days ago

    Can anyone explain the ending? Why did he go in? Is HE the meal like when he said she is gonna have the same as all other 50 inmates

  • Jaira Brownlee
    Jaira Brownlee 14 days ago

    Is there an illuminati in this one? I couldn't find it.

  • A Dez
    A Dez 14 days ago

    God she was annoying

  • Star Sign64
    Star Sign64 14 days ago

    Chocolate lava cake from Newicks!

  • Pokemon223 Pichu
    Pokemon223 Pichu 14 days ago

    My last meal would be
    Salmon sushi with a side of soy sauce
    Cooked Broccoli
    Pumpkin Pie
    Ice cold water bottle

  • Liquoricilicious
    Liquoricilicious 14 days ago

    How do I like a video twice? Or can I just like Katie Marovitch? I like Katie Marovitch twice.

  • Chelsea Sealasaurus
    Chelsea Sealasaurus 14 days ago

    I think I would want lasagna for my last meal

  • Dead Zone
    Dead Zone 14 days ago

    She's so beautiful and sexy. So cute. Not just as this character, but in general. I'd love to take her out to play billiards, mini golf, shooting, or bowling. Then follow it up with a nice dinner and a movie. Then take her home and not even try to get in her pants. But give her a long nice kiss and a tight hug.

  • Stprincess
    Stprincess 14 days ago

    Katie is such a good actress!

  • James Wilson
    James Wilson 15 days ago

    Katie's cute when she's crazy

  • Alex Ruppaner
    Alex Ruppaner 15 days ago

    Your videos have gone to shit. They used to be really funny. Like really hilarious. But the quality of your videos are just washed down. Please make better videos. I could speak for a lot of people that are subscribed. I'm still subscribed because I'm waiting and hoping that you guys wake up and get better.

  • Lom zo
    Lom zo 15 days ago

    Boxxxy goes to prison

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